okay, from today i will teach you how to attract girls(this might sound a bit cheeky, but i believe i know better than most of u guys on this board). In other words, ill give u some tricks. now, i posted a lot of shit on this board, such as "i love my mom" thread. So whether u believe or not is all up to u. i dont give a shit about it.
okay lets get started.
Lesson1: what to talk about when u meet her for the first time.
well, what to talk about isnt so important. general topics will do. for example, the weather, ur interests and so on.
However, how to develop the conversation is extremely important. Although u talk about the weather which is usually considered a boring topic to talk about, u can still attract her(ill teach u how the next time)
but important thing here is u NEVER DISAGREE on what she says, and always nod and smile(in other words, u pretend u r enjoying the conversation). i guess u get good first impression on people who have the same opinion as u do and smile at u too, right?
okay thats all for now. the next time ill continue on Lesson1, and it gonna be an extremely important one, so dont miss it.
>>40
fartman never said no to me, and now I'm riding cloud nine ^-^!!
>Real man's man gets what he wants first
no. u can do that later. with doing what u want to do without any consideration about her, u will never get a girlfriend, unless u r a famous actor or football player.
u can always get what u want first, after being a girlfriend and boyfriend. why do u want to risk being disliked by her? she wants to enjoy or feel good too. making her feel better is always a good way to be liked. its a simple logic.
or do u happen to like a girl who only talks about or does what she wants and never think about u? "never disagree" is one way of making her feel better.
"i love cats" "oh i love them too!" is so much better than "really, i hate them. they really stink". or "lets go to a movie""thats a real nice idea" is so far better than "boring. play some games instead". its so fucking simple.
u know, u can do what want to do later, but at this stage, u must concentrate on making her happy, if u want the next chance to see her.
It good you keep posting under 'fart man' it help people understand they reading joke. keep up!
Dear fartman,
You're advice is interesting! but, the problem with shyness is getting over the shyness. You can't just tell yourself "Go talk to that girl" and then you do it.
Sometimes inner feelings and regret outweight the thoughts in your head.
You may think, "I need to go talk to her" but you can't move to do it because you're too afraid.
That's my problem there.
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>>fart boy
Your shit works only if girls' ataractiveness is below average; SOOOO below, nobody's ever wanted to date them.
The fact is that attractive women do not want pussy boys like yourself; pussy boys who can not prove to their girls that they can stand up to their terms, even the whole world is against them.
If you can't stand up to your girl, how can you stand up to your enemies who are likely to be stronger than your girl?
You are clearly a typical pussy boy who always loose your girl to a jerk off with no money, and can't figure out why she likes him over you.
yeah, keep defending yourself. It's so amusing to bust your pair of tiny little balls.
Troll, pond scum, low socioeconomic status, fragile x syndrome, &c. If you have balls, what the fuck are you doing posting on 4-ch? What's your advice, win the lottery and carry a concealed firearm at all times?
ITT: We teach fartman how to attract girls.
Heaven [Del]
For anybody who's curious as to whether the OP is full of shit: he is. Treat women like shit. The worse you treat a woman, the more she'll want you.
Listen to Leykis.
this is how u pick up girls
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>You can't just tell yourself "Go talk to that girl" and then you do it.
well, this is the only way to get over shyness. u cant expect a girl to knock on ur door and say "please fuck me".
>Your shit works only if girls' ataractiveness is below average
no. both, some attractive girls and not attractive girls.
>can't figure out why she likes him over you.
yes. i can figure out if she likes someone else better than me, or at least, i try to figure out. and also, i hate loosers who r always complaining about why she likes him better than me?? and such.
u guys, i dont know how many girlfriends uve had in ur life. and if u r already good enough to get a girlfriend, then dont worry about what i say. u go ur way. i dont give a shit about it.
>>If you have balls, what the fuck are you doing posting on 4-ch?
It's funny, You seem wanting to defend the fart man's way, but the way you argue denies fart man as well. If he is attractive why the fuck is he doing posting on 4-ch?
>>no. both, some attractive girls and not attractive girls.
then prove it. give us the logic behind it.
So, you meet an attractive girl, overload her with compliments that she has heard million times, stick your head all the way up her ass, then:
take her out to dinner: $50
go see a movie: $20
gas money: $5
Trying way to manipulate her to suck your dick by paying total of $75, not noticing that you actually treated her like $75 hooker.; annoying the hell out of her by acting pussy, and being agreeable, typical, and replacable, not compelling, just like every other guys:
priceless
For everything else money can buy, she has your walet .
For biological need on her crotch, she has a man who is bad-ass, passionate romantic rebelion, the compelling force of the nature, not afraid of busting her balls and tell her what to do; A man's man who she dreams of when you are taking her out to dinner and paying for her shit.
It's ok boy, make love to your right hand.
>you actually treated her like $75 hooker.
good call!
>>54
So true. I hate how guys pressure you for sex by thinking they can pay their way into your pants.
>For everything else money can buy, she has your walet .
i dont pay for her. i pay mine and she pays hers, always.
>you actually treated her like $75 hooker
no i didnt. maybe, its u treating girls like hookers, because ive never talked about money. why does what ive said connect with money?
im not telling u guys to cheat girls. okay, i said before "always agree", but does this mean to cheat girls? i dont think so. talking only about the weather or hometown. she will not care after they being a boyfriend and girlfriend and finding out he wasnt telling the truth. moreover i said before "u can tell the truth later".
im not telling u to steal her money.
there is nothing to do with money(i havent even mention), or cheating girls. if u believe or not, i do respect girls more than many guys do. im not the best looking guy nor richest guy in the world. i dont have strong weapons like those to get girls attention. what i can do to attract girls is to respect girls and be kind to girls.
how to attract girls, in other words, means u see things from her eye. if she is wearing casual clothes, u cant take her to the most expenstive restaurant where everybody else is wearing tuxedo. u can argue with her about something which u think is very important, but not about the weather.
dont tell me i treat girls like hookers. to see things from her eye, or agree with her is nothing to do with money.
lady, u be careful of guys around u. ill tell u there r so many guys treat u like shit. treat u to dinner and expect sex with u in return. u may say u can tell who r good and bad, but since im a guy, i know guys better. and there r so many pieces of shit everywhere, waiting for a chance to have sex with u.
and lady, im gonna tell u this. u will be surprised at how many guys who argue with me here see girls like pieces of fuckmeat. be careful, what he tells u "love" may be blown away after having sex with u.
choose the best, not shit like some guys here, and be happy.
>>57
protip: girls like sex too. you patronising dick.
>>58
i know, but not random sex. at least, not as much as guys do.
>>fart fcku
>>dont tell me i treat girls like hookers. to see things from her eye, or agree with her is nothing to do with money.
You must be an illiterate dumb fuck. Those "examples" are rhetotical you dumb ass.
OK, so for your incomprehensive dumb ass, I'll paraphrase what they actually mean.
it means, "how can you be attractive if you are acting like every other guys?"
Be agreeable? Treat your girl "nice?"
That's what EVERY GUYS DO TO GIRLS!!!!
you are sooooo attractive that you make me wanna use you to pay for my shit.
Fart boy, let me tell you.
YOU ARE REPLACABLE GUY
YOU ARE TYPICAL
YOU ARE MEDIOCRE
>That's what EVERY GUYS DO TO GIRLS!!!!
no. some guys treat girls nice, and others dont. if every single guy treated girls so nice, there wouldnt be any cases such as "i hate him". actually, most of guys "try" to treat girls nice, that is so true, but only "try" and she often doesnt like the way u treat her. thats what i say "see things from her eye".
u treat her so nicely, u want to get her love, smile or whatsoever in return, not a slap in ur face.
some guys say things like "i did this, did that for her, but she doesnt like it. whats wrong with her?" if she isnt happy with what u did, u cant say u treated her nice. only u "think" u did. u know what i mean? look at things carefully, and do what she wants to be done, instead of what u want to do.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!!!11111111~!!`~
this thread goes no where, hop in to waste your time
>> if every single guy treated girls so nice, there wouldnt be any cases such as "i hate him"
she hates him, but she can not help herself to be attracted to the jerks-offs.
It's not because women like assholes, but those particular kind of assholes have traits that some like the Fart Boy doesn't have: the masculinity
he is the biological provider of the better, stronger gene.
He is the one that she can be proud of being with.
pussyboys like the Fart Man is like a moped; it's fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on it. (because he is a nerd)
He is the one that can beat a shit out of pussyboys like you, and be the leader of the tribe.
He is the man who is on top of the competition.
No girls are attracted to weak men like you.
What makes your dumb ass think that girls like average guys?
You don't want average girls, do you? If possible, you want attractive women.
So do girls, especially the attractive ones.
They are not about to settle for an average guys like the Fart boy who can be replaced with OTHER AVERAGE GUYS.
And it is not looks, or money, or social possition that makes Fart Boy an average.
It is his emasculate mentailty.
That's right. The emasculate mentality like the Fart Man.
When guys are pussy whooped, or cowardly, being unsure of himself, easily rattled, agreeing ot everything what she says, letting have the lead over the relationship they are perceived as emasculated.
In other words, she will eliminate him out of her list because she no longer sees him as a reproductive male.
The most important key to be attractive to women is to have them see you as a "male."
Not an average male.
The Alpha Male
Unlike most of the guys, women can sense "the Man" as soon as they see the guys, or as soon as guys open their mouth.
They can perceive the masculinity in the way he carries himself, everything from posture, being impecable about the hygene, fashon sense, confident facial expression, and the frequency that he emitts.
Well, lets stop for now.
>What makes your dumb ass think that girls like average guys?
who said that? what im trying to say is only average or less than average guys ought to pretend they r better than other guys. havent u ever seen a bad looking guy is kissing a gorgeous woman?
u r pulling my leg, but u sure u r such an attractive guy?
>In other words, she will eliminate him out of her list because she no longer sees him as a reproductive male.
how many times do i have to say "u can do that later" r u retarded or what?
>>66
Yeah.
Seriously, if you're an average looking guy, confidence and an easy going demeanour can take you a long way. Lots of hot chicks fall for strong personalities.
Winks do wonders too ;)
Good thing I got a good girlfriend (and married) before I found "dating advice" on the internet, which essentially boils down to
a) Placating them until they open their legs. fart man: You aren't "seeing eye to eye" with them, you are patronizing them. They are (hopefully) adults, with real thoughts. You're treating them like children with with terminal illnesses.
b) Being a "real man" which means ordering them around to show that you have the nerve to order someone around. - No, they just get bored with the disposable yes-men they encounter. This doesn't justify inflicting one's misogyny/excessive hostility on random strangers under the pretense that "they secretly want it".
ITT: We will never have real relationships because we see women as RealDolls that make you pass a verbally issued multiple choice quiz before use.
>disposable yes-men they encounter
do u think "never to disagree" means a disposable yes-men kind? u must be fucking jokinglol
u know, ill tell u this again. u know, u r just talking about the weather, not about the most important thing in the world. how does the weather connect with "real man" thing?? u must be joking.
now u tell me. u r talking about the weather. she says the weather today is best, but u dont think its best.
sally: its so fine today. ive never seen such a beautiful day!
you: do u think so? i dont agree.
okay, now, u continue the conversation, and show me how to be a "real man".
i hope to hear from u soon
fart man, with your bad habit of writing "u", "ur", and eluding punctuation, your posts become tl;dr after something like 1 or 2 lines. Please, try to do something. It's really annoying.
>>70. maybe FO can give advice to question, no?
here was initial set up.
>sally: its so fine today. ive never seen such a beautiful day!
>you: do u think so? i dont agree.
Fartman now say, don't disagree, just agree. You no think it true but just do anyway, it make her feel happy with you. (rest of modelled conversation early up sound like mad egotripping)
Frigid Onanoko rather have conversation develop this way.
-Sally: "its so nice today. I've never seen such a beautiful day!"
-You: "hm, that sounds very positive (doesn't it?) - what makes it so beautiful today?"
This answer allow sally to start talking. Maybe has reason for saying weather so great, no? open question, develop conversation. It much more honest and fun than just agreeing with girl.
FO, not know everything, but believe girls prefer being with guy who try understand them, than with guy who slime around. What girl wanna affectionate with slimeball? gross.. you really wanna live with such girl? Go ahead, Fartboy, but there many more girls around who wanna have guy with spine. You have one. Advise you to find yours.
>>70
Why are you so obsessed with talking about the weather with Sally?
1)Importance of the discussion is subjective to each person involved. (I think I understood what you said there, but I'm not sure, due to the 13year-old AOLer typing style)
2)Depends. If it is hailing, I'd tell her I would have to disagree. If the weather is at least pleasant, then it it's not bad but (insert clause here). Then I am not patronizing her, I am saying what I think (this is why people talk, not just to feel good about themselves and every trivial thing they say), and I am not acting aloof either.
Ok, here's a question, how important are looks to a girl?
Because he has a chronic masturbation problem.
Frigid Onanoko rather have conversation develop this way.
-Sally: "its so nice today. I've never seen such a beautiful day!"
-You: "hm, that sounds very positive (doesn't it?) - what makes it so beautiful today?"
This answer allow sally to start talking. Maybe has reason for saying weather so great, no? open question, develop conversation. It much more honest and fun than just agreeing with girl.
You are absolutely correct!!!!!
Last thing you wanna be is to be boring.
And you know what bores a girl the most?
BEING PREDICTABLE
Do you wanna be with a man who you can exactily predict what he is going to do next?
Do you wanna be with someone that you can sense when he is going to kiss you, or to engage into a next move?
Guys like Fart Man are typical pussy boy who doesn't understand things like this.
They just don't "GET IT."
VERY IMPORTANT
But I'm not talking about the biological looks given by the god.
It's about being able to TAKE CARE of your looks.
You don't have to dress expensive, but make sure to always dress well.
It is THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF PROVIDING THE ETHOS.
And also, make sure that the clothings FIT YOU RIGHT as well.
Girls pay atention to proportion and the silouette of the body, way more than guys do.
Because of our corruptted pop culture, female tend to be more high maintenance.
However, through out the history of living things, male spiecies are the one who handles the flamboyance.
It's the male peacock with the beautiful feather.
It's the male bird with pritty feather and sings.
It's the male beetle with horns and gaudy shell color.
It's the male lion with the wild mane.
Let me resay my point.
Men should not dress to attract women.
But instead, dress well to show that you are classier than the rest of the guys.
Guys that dress well are not only atracting girls, but also, they earn A LOT OF respect from OTHER GUYS.
Which in turn make you "cooler," making you stand out of the ordinary crowd.
Let me say this again.
Dressing expensive doesn't make you look classy.
There are plenty of guys who have more money than god.
They try to impress girls by dressing expensive brands.
I know a guys just like this.
He must own the half the collection of Aramani clothings in the whole world,
but he wears them ALL WRONG.
Like things tucked into his pants in a dorky way, $5000 dollor suit adorn with a hopelessly dorky looking tie.
That's right. You can armor yourself with Gucci and Armani and still look like a dork, if you don have a fasion sense.
Frigid Onanoko rather have conversation develop this way.
-Sally: "its so nice today. I've never seen such a beautiful day!"
-You: "hm, that sounds very positive (doesn't it?) - what makes it so beautiful today?"
-Sally: "well, the clouds and the shiny sun."
-You: "did you know that clouds are made of evaporated water droplets?"
-Sally: Impressed by your intelligence. O RLY??!
-You: "YA RLY!!"
Girls really dig fun facts.
>>79
People who have brains are sexy.
haha, i like the fun fact idea... but make it a little more "fun". i know it was probably an example, but some people might get the wrong idea. sounds insulting right? as if the girl didnt kno what clouds were. the point is, you want to give a fact that she probably doesnt know, but you also dont want to go over scientific on her. the trend i've noticed is that girls almost always say that the guy has to have humor. therefore, its not just brains you want... but its wit. alot of people are born with it, but there are ways of developing it. it's very useful when talking to a girl.
>It much more honest and fun than just agreeing with girl
lady, ur example is one good way of giving her a good impression. because both of the people sound really involved in the conversation. u prefer that way. okay, thats fine. but id like to make sure that im not saying "just say yes".
what i want to say here is that u dont have to argue with her on such a small topic. being honest and saying whatever u think sometimes doesnt work well. Instead, the conversation like >>6 is so much better(or has less risks) than saying "i dont agree". u want to make the conversation go somywhere, not nowhere. u dont want risk that. and usually people find it refreshing to go driving when its beautiful, and where no cars around, especially when driving fast. so, lady, i think its another good way to develop the conversation. what do u think?
u dont have to be always honest. again, u r only talking about the weather(or whatever the small topic is). if u feel bad about ur lie, u cant tell the truth later. she wont slap u or anything, because its such a small lie.
Frigid Onanoko being called 'lady' already! (hee hee!)
>>83
I'm glad you laughed, because it is funny that some idiot would mistake a little girl for a woman.
>>84
I lol'd.
>>81
Actually I meant it as a dud post.
But it's true, girls dig witty guys (even if your looks aren't up to par).
lol. yea i got that. just using it as an example. but i find that if you're clever and can think of things on the fly... that's really half the battle. what you should do is spend more time talking to people, meeting new people, not just girls. anyone is fair game when it comes to practicing speech and confidence.
talking about the whether is already boring.
What do you say when the akward silence hits?
>>89
Why, that is where you pull out a fun fact!