[OMEGLE] ITT post your omegle conversation (34)

1 Name: 503 - Service Unavailable : 2009-11-28 14:16 ID:pxDhDksP

In this website you get to chat with complete strangers. Post your funny interesting conversation here!

Stranger: hi there
You: hi I'm a tubeletuce
You: you're human? I need your help!
Stranger: you're a what? # took him some time to say that, probably looking up 'tubeletuce'
You: a bootsmoots
Stranger: so what's the deal?
You: got cam?
Stranger: why
You: I will sell you two of my wives
You: if you show me your little kids naked
You: on camera live MSN chat let's do it now I'm horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2 Name: 503 - Service Unavailable : 2009-11-29 13:19 ID:pxDhDksP

Stranger: hi
You: I call mine john
You: like
You: don't touch the john
You: or
You: the john is ready
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3 Name: 503 - Service Unavailable : 2009-11-29 13:22 ID:pxDhDksP

Stranger: horny
You: thorny?
You: I've got thorns baby, you bet that
You: I'm a fucking ROSE
Stranger: cam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

last one

4 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2009-11-29 21:42 ID:XvTD4Fsu

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:           / ̄ヽ
       ⊂| ◎     ∥  Hello i am Kikkoman, the Japanese sauce warrior!
         ヽ  ゚∀゚丿\|   
          __ 〃ヽ〈_ 
      γ´⌒´--ヾvーヽ⌒ (⌒),
     /⌒  ィ    /\  )ノ ~.レ-r┐
    /    ノ^ 、  | 萬 |  ノ__ | .| ト、:,,
    !  ,,,ノ(    \〈 ̄   `-Lλ_レ \,
    .|   <_ \ヘ、,, __.,  ̄`ー‐---‐    ヽ,,
     |ヽ/\ )ゝ、__, 、ア          \
     | ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈            "-.,
    |   〈J .〉、| 亀 |, |             ゝ
You:           / ̄ヽ
       ⊂| ◎     ∥  You shall not defy the sauce!
         ヽ  ゚∀゚丿\|   
          __ 〃ヽ〈_ 
      γ´⌒´--ヾvーヽ⌒ (⌒),
     /⌒  ィ    /\  )ノ ~.レ-r┐
    /    ノ^ 、  | 萬 |  ノ__ | .| ト、:,,
    !  ,,,ノ(    \〈 ̄   `-Lλ_レ \,
    .|   <_ \ヘ、,, __.,  ̄`ー‐---‐    ヽ,,
     |ヽ/\ )ゝ、__, 、ア          \
     | ヽ、___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈            "-.,
    |   〈J .〉、| 亀 |, |             ゝ
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5 Name: 503 - Service Unavailable : 2009-11-30 15:51 ID:pxDhDksP

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: I am so gay your hair starts turning pink when I look at you
You: roar baby run
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I sell slaves
You: you can buy three kids for $40
Stranger: u are mentally sick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello    
Stranger: hell
You: I sell house slaves
You: perfectly confidential
Stranger: really??
Stranger: i live in korea
You: $400 for two kids
Stranger: are you selling me?
You: yes. you were sold yesterday.
You: now I must deliver you!
Stranger: gg
You: qq
Stranger: thx
Stranger: where are you live~
You: aerok
You: do you know where this is?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: aerok???
You: are you > 18?
Stranger: are you male??
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm 26years old
Stranger: nonono
You: don't you understand they'll send me to prison if they find out I've been dealing ADULT slaves?
Stranger: I will buy your kids...
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello my wife is beating my kids what should I do?
You: I keep telling her that they'll end up being pussies if a woman keeps beating them. That's a mans job
You: but she keeps beating them anyway. this must stop, I don't think they'll be able to keep up with such a tight schedule.
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6 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2009-12-01 02:03 ID:+zGUXSlr

Stranger: yea do u wana fuck
You: I don't think is possible to copulate over the internet
You: Have your parents explained sex to you?
Stranger: il take a wank nd put it in an envelope nd post it too u soo
You: Well yes, I suppose that might work
You: Good thinking

7 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2009-12-16 16:19 ID:5lc0HCAV

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: I am from africa. I sell slaves.
You: would you like to buy? 7 days with fedex
Stranger: fuck u bitch ass hoe
You: fuck you homie!
You: fuck you up!
Stranger: fuck u nigga
You: come here we will put you to work 24/7 motherfucker!!
You: crop plants and plant seeds motherfucker
You: all day long
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: you best be an athletic type or else you'll collapse
You: from too much work motherfucker
You: and then we'll eat you motherfucker
You: we put you in a big pot and you're cooked baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

8 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2009-12-19 00:04 ID:UZ8JghB0

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: do you know anything about wet dreams?
Stranger: no ?
You: I just had one the other night
You: it was nice I got all moist
Stranger: moist ?
You: yeah moist like wet
Stranger: are you a girl ?
You: no
Stranger: how can you be a boy, and be wet ?
You: girls don't have wet dreams
Stranger: OH YES WE HAVE
You: well guess what we have too :D
Stranger: ?:p
You: you know what semen is?
Stranger: im 16, sooo.. yes ?
You: so it's like that, now you know
Stranger: k

9 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2009-12-21 09:45 ID:53F2qnex

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: moo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol that was short lived

10 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2009-12-21 10:00 ID:53F2qnex

Stranger: 16 m looking for a girl with webcam
You: would you settle for a gay 13 years old?
Stranger: no
You: then I guess we have a problem
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2009-12-22 00:21 ID:KziRkClC

Stranger: hello
Stranger: 16 m brazil
Stranger: are you girl
Stranger: where are you from
You: Holy shit you type fast
Stranger: thanks
You: Almost as fast as you people pop out babies.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also works on Chinese, Mexicans, and Africans.

12 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2009-12-24 14:32 ID:3rbQhH/r

Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: are you a slow typer? because I don't have the faintest idea of what you might be typing all this time
Stranger: guy or gal?
You: I'm a guy
You: shit, you're a guy too I guess? you'll disconnect now. guy talking to guy is sooo gay :O
Stranger: mhm
You: I mean, communication between males should be forbidden!
You: we're criminals for talking to each other
You: punish the cowardly!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

13 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2010-05-18 02:16 ID:84XAZ4K4

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: I just came
You: to my house
Stranger: thats awesome.
You: nobody is here
You: I'm bored
Stranger: well then.
You: I think I'll whack
Stranger: a mole?
You: the spider that's crawling on my wall
Stranger: hmm. i dont like spiders much
You: but then I won't have much to do
You: I might just jerk
You: my dogs bone away from him
Stranger: kewl. dont really know what to say to you. but you can keep going with these.
You: But that'll get boring after a while
You: so I might just masturbate
Stranger: LMAO, omg.
You: I don't really have anything that can go after that to not be pervy
Stranger: haha, yeea. not really any saving there
You: it's kind of a one meaning word
Stranger: yepp.
You: I could be like "my dog's bone"
You: but that would be extra pervy
You: and I already said that
Stranger: thats extremely pervy.
You: true
You: That's why I didn't say it
Stranger: well then.
You: Well now that you know what I'm going to do in a bit
You: ....
You: Wanna join?
Stranger: haha, no. ill pass.
You: Well I thought I'd at least ask
Stranger: well im going to go jerk off to this conversation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

14 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2010-05-25 15:51 ID:rhMv0Bbz

Stranger: hey
You: Hi is this Microsoft Customer service?
Stranger: lol?
Stranger: wat?
You: I accidentally my CD drive.
You: Plz help, I'm not good with computer
Stranger: huh?
You: The whole CD drive. Help
Stranger: Whats wrong?
You: I accidentally the whole drive and there is blood everywhere. Please help
Stranger: ok just go to sleep
Stranger: should be better next tiome
You: Ok
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15 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2010-05-25 15:53 ID:rhMv0Bbz

Stranger: i'm sorry what's your name again?
You: You find yourself naked in a room with blank white walls with only a chest of drawers in the corner and a large wooden door to your north. What will you do?
Stranger: jerk off?
You: You jerk off. +2 Arousal -3 Dignity. What will you do next?
Stranger: sleep
You: You attempt to sleep on the floor but you are wide awake and the floor is cold. What will you do?
Stranger: jerk off?
You: You jerk off once again. +1 Arousal -4 Dignity +1 Shame. What will you do next?
Stranger: push disconnect
You have disconnected.

16 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2010-07-12 21:31 ID:WYIX25tP

Stranger: hi
You: Hello you know about cats???!
Stranger: yes
You: I need help
You: I was throwin my cat
Stranger: ]whast do you kjnew wand to knew
You: It always lands on its feet
You: however
You: I had a knight set standing in my room
You: with a very sharp axe
You: I threw my cat up
You: and it landed on the axe
You: now it has a gashing wound
You: what do?!?
You: also Icant take it to vet
You: My dad will soon be home ! !
You: r u there
Stranger: yes
Stranger: relewace it
Stranger: it will be good soon
Stranger: and yiou have to feed it well
Stranger: milk
Stranger: ok?
You: what
You: its bleeding and it cant move
Stranger: i see

17 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-10 23:36 ID:cLIsHjUr

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: boo

Stranger: shall I start the ball rolling?

You: yes

Stranger: ah too late

Stranger: ok let me introduce myself

You: this'll be interesting

Stranger: im a 21 year old pedophile

Stranger: born in the netherlands

Stranger: raised in amsterda

Stranger: m

Stranger: i've 3 children in my basement at the moment

You: splendid!

Stranger: chained up, feed them twice per 4 days

You: dog food?

You: even fish gotta eat every day

Stranger: eactly, but i use cat food

Stranger: it's very proteine rich

You: anyhow, why you say all this to me?

Stranger: i could even feed them once a week

Stranger: but nah

Stranger: cuz, bro its all random summed up shit

Stranger: im practicing my improvising skills

You: great

You: your improvisation skills are extraordinary

You: here's my story

You: I have an older sister

Stranger: yes

You: she had a car accident six months ago and fell into a comma

You: at first I was very sad

You: but then when we were alone in the house together

You: I started playing with her pussy

You: got her naked

You: licked a lot

Stranger: n1

You: started fucking too

You: but you know what

Stranger: what/

You: a week ago she started moving her hand

You: and the doctor said this is great because she might recover completely

Stranger: excellent!

Stranger: the penetration you executed on her was definitely speeding up her recovering process

Stranger: i see, interesting.

You: yes

You: but now I'm fucked

You: because it wasn't sweet love

You: it was brutal shit!

You: well

You: I think I topped you

Stranger: damn

Stranger: indeed you did

Stranger: didnt expect that shit

You: muahaha

Stranger: bitch, lol

You: I got bonus points if you have a hard on now


Stranger: someone is next level hardcore

Stranger: people call me here asshole, dick blabla

Stranger: but you


You: ty ty much love <3

You have disconnected.

18 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-12 08:30 ID:XU6Xs+FI

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asshole sex loser
Stranger: asl
You: ^
Stranger: what?
You: AssholeSexLoser
Stranger: male or female
You: asshole sex loser
You: dont you get it
Stranger: no
You: asshole sex loser
Stranger: what does it mean
You: it means asshole sex loser
Stranger: gay guy?
You: asshole sex loser
You: just that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

19 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-13 17:01 ID:FguIoo0h

(video chat)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: You are a creepy person..
You: no you?
You: You look COOL but maybe you are hiding a dark secret.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: You fucker
You: Well, I could tell, you shouldn't have showed me your tat.
You: I think you are hiding your powers behind it.
You: In your heart. Yes.
Stranger: My knees?
You: Yes you have the power of that girl from Portal who can jump super high.
You: And fall from the same heights without breaking her legs.
Stranger: You fucking turbo nerd...
Stranger: Only someone like you would know about the leg braces...
Stranger: That's because I'm a genius
You: Oh yeah?
You: Wait let me get my quantum mechanics textbook.
Stranger: Don't worry, I already memerized that one...
You: I'm SO SURE.
Stranger: That was the formula for measuring your penis because it's at a sub-quantum scale...
You: You mean sub-atomic?
Stranger: No...
You: And no, your penis is the one whose infinitesimal scale only hopes to one day reach Planck-length.
You: So HAH.
Stranger: burn...
Stranger: I'm on a quest for tits nerd, I'm from /soc/
You: gtfo, alpha.
You: I'm from the text boards.
You: /lounge/ yo.
Stranger: What the hell...
Stranger: Fucking text board freaks...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

20 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-13 17:03 ID:FguIoo0h

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: any horny female with pics out there for sex chat?
You: Yeah
You: there's one about three hundred paces to your left
You: If you see something that looks like a steep cliff
You: just keep walking
You: she's right behind it
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21 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-13 17:03 ID:FguIoo0h

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well.
Stranger: 15 f:)
You: Oh, really.
Stranger: Yes and I'm wet;)
You: Spill something?
Stranger: My pussy is wet:)
You: What, with soda?
You: Might want to clean that up. It's cold.
Stranger: Your a dumbass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

22 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-13 17:07 ID:FguIoo0h

Last one. All my other logs actually consist of, *gasp*, meaningful conversations.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihi
You: Hello thar.
Stranger: i like your attitude
You: Oh, why thank you very much.
You: I'll pawn it for two dollars.
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: a nice attitude, but worth parting with two dollars for...?
Stranger: i think not
Stranger: ill keep my money thank you very much
You: You make more than that with one hour of minimum wage work!
You: Come on, pal... I could really use it...
Stranger: how about i give you 1 pretend dollar and 1 real pretend dollar
You: Depends... what's the actual pretend dollar made of?
You: Or rather, what's in it that might kill me?
Stranger: pretend atoms
Stranger: everything
Stranger: its a ticking timebomb of pretend evil
Stranger: and not the good kind
You: What if I pretend to give you my attitude in exchange for two real dollars.
Stranger: how about no
You: I'll pretend you didn't say that. It's a done deal dude!
Stranger: i want the real think
Stranger: *thing
Stranger: yes, finally, the deal is mine!!!
Stranger: bwahahahaha
Stranger: fool
You: urgh, im feeling so shit today
You: do you know what this bitch at the office told me
Stranger: thats because i stole your good attitude
Stranger: no
You: i was writing this stupid janitorial code in java
Stranger: im afraid i dont
You: i fucking HATE java
You: well
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: java's the only thing i know how to program
You: get out while you still can
You: asp.net, javascript, mysql even
You: dear god don't get a job coding java
You: c# is popular too for some godawful reason
You: so this girl waltzes over with her fat ass, fake tits and miles of dirty puke-stained hair wrapped up in a bun fit for ten hamburgers
You: and is like looking straight at my fucking screen as if she weren't just a dumbass secretary
You: "oh, hey JOE, can i ask you SOMETHING?"
You: i gotta be polite and shit but i throw in some subtle sarcasm for my own amusement right
You: "depends whether you can parse the answer even if i put it in human-readable terms"
You: she's like, "okay uhm... well so my virus defender was killed by a program my friend sent me on yahoo"
You: i'm in the netbeans IDE so my code is autosaved every thirty seconds, which is lucky for me because i break out laughing right there and can't help but slap the keyboard a few times
You: long story short i find out the dumb crackwhore opened a spoofed email promising pictures of hot naked men in a totally innocent file named something like "hot_dudes_xxx_weiner_cock_dick.jpg.PNG.exe"
You: why whoever sends these things out appended two picture extensions i will never know
You: but yeah
You: that was my fucking day
You: now i'm gonna go look over the class some fuck hacked out because nobody else wanted the grunt work
You: enjoy your life
You have disconnected.

23 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-14 18:52 ID:FguIoo0h

Oh wait, this one is actually exceptionally meaningless. No, I did not edit or fabricate any part of it.

Stranger: heya
Stranger: age?
You: 13
You: u?
Stranger: im 14 :P but i have been told i look older :P
Stranger: are u f or m?
You: o lol, cool
You: girl
Stranger: im a guy :P
You: what do u look likek
Stranger: well u wont belive me but im like almost 6,1 and i have shortish brownish hair blue/greeen/yellowish eyes and im funny, kind and fit
Stranger: whats ur name? im jake
You: wooow ur eyes are all those colors?? sounds soo cute haha
You: im marisa nice to meet u
Stranger: thanx
Stranger: lovely name
Stranger: wha do u look like marisa/?
You: umm im like 5 ft and 4 inches i have black hair im realy thin but my boobs are so big they dont stay in my shirts lol
Stranger: u sound very beautiful!
You: i blushed lol
You: thk u
Stranger: ur welcome
Stranger: where are u from marisa'?
You: califoooorniaa
You: u?
Stranger: awsome im from spain but i speek fleunt english spanish and danish :)
You: whooa awesome haha
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what u doing right now?
You: i only know english and japanese
You: im from japan
Stranger: cool
You: um... drinking
Stranger: :P alone?
You: it's just juice lol
Stranger: haha :P
Stranger: im bored :p u?
You: also i am listening to music
You: im bored too
You: do u want to hear this
Stranger: what u wanna do?
Stranger: hear what?
You: wat im listening to
Stranger: how?
You: go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3CSzXzELjo
You: youtube
Stranger: kk well what u wanna do? since we are both boreD?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :P
You: seriously
Stranger: haha ur a bit far away though
You: well are u going to help me
You: so
You: tell me
Stranger: well if u whant we can have some fun over webcam?
You: OK
You: brb
You: 1 sec
Stranger: kk
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
You: What have you been telling my daughter?
Stranger: nothing mrs
You: Are you sure? I can see that you wanted to "have some fun" over webcam. What kind of fun, exactly, do you mean?
Stranger: card game or something i dunno i ushually play black jack with my friends
You: Do you play card games with all the thirteen year old girls you meet on the internet?
Stranger: my friends and the ones who actuay whant to yeah and im 14
You: Oh... you have friends over? They want some fun... ?
Stranger: no i play with my friend over webcam when we are all raly bored
You: Well if you're so bored... do you want to see something a lot better than a young girl like my daughter?
Stranger: like what?
You: Like me, for example... http://www.hotxads.com/cla551f1ed5/adpics/4d1d34a0946ec0df47a10064d.jpg
You: I bet you'll love that.
Stranger: whats that?
You: It's me, silly.
Stranger: u look stunning
You: Oh thank you, young man... ah... here comes my daughter... don't tell her what I said, okay?
Stranger: well she can see it heserl se can read it
You: No, I can make sure she won't... I'll talk to you when she leaves again...
Stranger: ok
You: baaack
You: i haave more juice!!

24 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-14 18:53 ID:FguIoo0h

part 2

Stranger: hey
Stranger: where did u go ?
Stranger: haha
You: i went all the way downstairs its realy far from my room lol
Stranger: kk
Stranger: so did u wanna webcam or something?
You: then i went to the livng room becuse my dad asked about homework
Stranger: ok
You: umm sure how do those work
You: my mom uses one but im not sure how
Stranger: webcam?
You: yes
Stranger: well do u have skype or msn?
You: no what r those
You: sounds like candy
Stranger: like where people can talk to eachother
Stranger: ask ur mom how she webcams with peopl
You: um... k brb
Stranger: k
You: My, my... back so soon, are we?
You: But I don't see why you'd rather talk to her than me...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i like talking to u both
Stranger: but i also realy whan tto see u on wwebcam
You: Aw, so you like my daughter too? That's so cute...
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ???????????????? WTF?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

25 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-14 21:20 ID:jam/TdzV

Lol great stuff FguIoo0h!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hwy
You: are you just looking for cybersex
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: since we'll never talk again or meet again ever
You: tell me a secret of yours
You: something you wouldn't want others to know about you
You: I'll tell you a secret of mine too
Stranger: shut the fuck up man
Stranger: go make real life friends
Stranger: and tell them to reveal their secrets
Stranger: jesus xD
Stranger: i dont care about your secrets
You: bluntly put you're not that bright
You: you're missing a fantastic chance
Stranger: oh what a pity
Stranger: i consider myself bright
You: socrates didn't
Stranger: but i bet you are brigher, you can measure my dumbness trough omegle! :'D
You: I'm just disappointed
Stranger: stfu dont act all wise
You: most people I get to talk to aren't very brightm
Stranger: well good for your ass
Stranger: i bet i am brighert
Stranger: brigher
Stranger: what is your iq then
You: 117
Stranger: hahahahahah
Stranger: HAHAHAH
Stranger: dumbassssssss.
Stranger: mine is 134
Stranger: i am almost a genius
Stranger: and you come and tell me that i am not bright xD
Stranger: hahahah 117
Stranger: bush is smarter
You: I don't know about bush
You: do you believe you are almost a genius?
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: geniousity begins with 140
You: Why not 150?
Stranger: einstein had 152
Stranger: and that is the highest ever
You: no it isn't
Stranger: people with an iq below 140 are very smart
You: william sidis had the highest iq
You: it was nearly 300
Stranger: well what was his iq then
Stranger: hhahahah
Stranger: yes
Stranger: xD
You: it is true
You: read wikipedia
Stranger: are you tthat william :D
Stranger: is that that dude that could write without touching the pen
You: that is not posible
Stranger: ive seen it on television
You: you shouldn't watch television
Stranger: if someone has the iq of 300
Stranger: they could move things without touching them
Stranger: that is a fact
You: no it is not
Stranger: you are just talking bullshit
Stranger: of course it is
Stranger: do you have any idea of
Stranger: how Much 300 is
You: you are wrong
Stranger: you are so dumb :'D
You: you get to move objects at 400 and more IQ
Stranger: how old are you
You: 300 you can only look through clothes
Stranger: hahah so the smartness is focused on eyes only?
Stranger: you are so stupid XD
Stranger: im leaving here you are irritating :'D
Stranger: iq of 117
Stranger: hahahahahahahhahaahahahah
Stranger: Moron
Stranger: i know retarded people with higher ones XD
Stranger: BYE DOUCHE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

26 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-14 22:10 ID:FguIoo0h

I lol'd at your pranks too :D
Also, which one of you was this?:

Stranger: i thik nwe shoudl trade pix ;)
You: Were your fingers even on the keyboard when you typed that?!
Stranger: im good at making slideshows
You: You first then?
Stranger: no they were down below pleasuring myself
You: Aaah, I see.
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: i get turned on when i see soccer im sorry
You: You too??!
Stranger: yeah i have a picture somewhere around here
Stranger: www.tinyurl.com/photo0009
Stranger: i can take another one if you want ;)
You: This is an exe in a rar, lmfao
You: Are you serious?
Stranger: its a slideshow
You: Send one picture.
Stranger: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-08-09/Nigger.jpg
Stranger: its legit
You: Oh, are you from /lounge/?
You: We have the best niggers there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

27 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-14 22:17 ID:Heaven

He just wanted to know if I like that

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gi
Stranger: hi*
You: hi
You: *gi
Stranger: 22 m swe
Stranger: u?
Stranger: haha
You: :P
You: I'm 69 shemale thailand
You: me rove you rong time
You: <333
You: sweet sweden boy
Stranger: haha, nice for you
You: with long blonde hair
Stranger: you like that?
Stranger: yes
You: blue eyes and death pale body
You: <33
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you like that?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

28 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-07-31 22:24 ID:cG2zkHH6

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey
You: i just freaked someone out lol
Stranger: Ha why?
You: I told them I like yoghurt...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

29 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2011-08-12 13:31 ID:old/0pr/

Stranger: I have a dildo in me ;)
You: Oo
You: Nice
You: Is it vibrating?
Stranger: very fast ;)
You: is it a soft squishy dildo or a hard thick one
Stranger: Hard thick ;)
You: hitachi magic or uncle joe's dildomporium?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

30 Name: slim5 : 2011-10-21 02:38 ID:Wywb06Bp


31 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2012-01-04 18:44 ID:yMQf93Uc

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: I am being bullied at
You: in school because of my name
You: i want to die
Stranger: what is ur name?
You: im serious
Stranger: u serious?...
You: ...
Stranger: oh.. u know what screw those guys
You: yeah
You: fucking jews
You: LOL
You: hahahah
Stranger: 0.o
You: played you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

32 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2012-01-06 21:55 ID:hKc4oBRD

I must admit, harassing random strangers on Omegle is genuinely therapeutic

33 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2012-01-10 02:21 ID:FguIoo0h


34 Name: 404 - Name Not Found : 2012-06-26 19:52 ID:Heaven

You: I can predict the opening
You: so simple
You: like a chinese paper craft
Stranger: Answer me this is important
You: oh I know what you are going to do
You: and it is 0/10
You: please get a job
You: and or real friends
Stranger: I'm not going to do anything..
You: little man
Stranger: I'm not trying to fuck you over man<3
You: yes, you heard me
You: you are very little
You: I don't even think you qualify as a man
You: no
Stranger: I'm trying to make a real friend here
You: little boy
You: little child
You: little bear
Stranger: no no no stopit :{
Stranger: you are hurting me feelings mate
You: Unsmiley face a shit
You: australia
You: must have some terrible bugs
You: the kind that type on computers
You: are you the twenty legged computer spider
Stranger: I'm nawt an ausssie
You: that I know so much about
You: yes
You: yes you are
Stranger: NO I'M NOT
You: hello
You: are you a triangle?
Stranger: No.
You: see
Stranger: I'm a square, remember.
You: then you are an aussie
You: a square aussie
You: spider

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