In this website you get to chat with complete strangers. Post your funny interesting conversation here!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi I'm a tubeletuce
You: you're human? I need your help!
Stranger: you're a what? # took him some time to say that, probably looking up 'tubeletuce'
You: a bootsmoots
Stranger: so what's the deal?
You: got cam?
Stranger: why
You: I will sell you two of my wives
You: if you show me your little kids naked
You: on camera live MSN chat let's do it now I'm horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: hi
You: I call mine john
You: like
You: don't touch the john
You: or
You: the john is ready
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: horny
You: thorny?
You: I've got thorns baby, you bet that
You: I'm a fucking ROSE
Stranger: cam?
You: PHOTOSYNTHESIS ONLY SORRY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.last one
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: /￣ヽ
/⌒⌒⌒ヽ／|
⊂| ◎ ∥ Hello i am Kikkoman, the Japanese sauce warrior!
ヽ ﾟ∀ﾟ丿＼|
__ 〃ヽ〈＿
γ´⌒´-－ヾｖーヽ⌒ (⌒),
／⌒ ｨ ／＼ ）ﾉ ~.ﾚ-r┐
/ ﾉ＾ ､ | 萬 | ノ__ | .| ﾄ､:,,
! ,,,ノ（ ＼〈￣ ｀-Lλ_ﾚ ＼,
.| <_ ＼ﾍ､,, __., ￣｀ー‐---‐ ヽ,,
|ヽ／＼ ）ゝ､__, ､ｱ ＼
| ヽ､___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈 "-.,
| 〈J .〉､| 亀 |, | ゝ
You: /￣ヽ
/⌒⌒⌒ヽ／|
⊂| ◎ ∥ You shall not defy the sauce!
ヽ ﾟ∀ﾟ丿＼|
__ 〃ヽ〈＿
γ´⌒´-－ヾｖーヽ⌒ (⌒),
／⌒ ｨ ／＼ ）ﾉ ~.ﾚ-r┐
/ ﾉ＾ ､ | 萬 | ノ__ | .| ﾄ､:,,
! ,,,ノ（ ＼〈￣ ｀-Lλ_ﾚ ＼,
.| <_ ＼ﾍ､,, __., ￣｀ー‐---‐ ヽ,,
|ヽ／＼ ）ゝ､__, ､ｱ ＼
| ヽ､___ ヽ.=┬─┬〈 "-.,
| 〈J .〉､| 亀 |, | ゝ
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: I am so gay your hair starts turning pink when I look at you
You: roar baby run
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I sell slaves
You: you can buy three kids for $40
Stranger: u are mentally sick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: hello
Stranger: hell
You: I sell house slaves
You: perfectly confidential
Stranger: really??
Stranger: i live in korea
You: $400 for two kids
Stranger: are you selling me?
You: yes. you were sold yesterday.
You: now I must deliver you!
Stranger: gg
You: qq
Stranger: thx
Stranger: where are you live~
You: aerok
You: do you know where this is?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: aerok???
You: are you > 18?
Stranger: are you male??
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm 26years old
You: I CAN'T FUCKING SELL YOU
You: THEY TOLD ME YOU'RE A LITTLE KID
You: I ONLY SELL LITTLE KIDS
You: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: nonono
You: don't you understand they'll send me to prison if they find out I've been dealing ADULT slaves?
Stranger: I will buy your kids...
You: YOU DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL.
You have disconnected.Stranger: hi
You: Hello my wife is beating my kids what should I do?
You: I keep telling her that they'll end up being pussies if a woman keeps beating them. That's a mans job
You: but she keeps beating them anyway. this must stop, I don't think they'll be able to keep up with such a tight schedule.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: yea do u wana fuck
You: I don't think is possible to copulate over the internet
You: Have your parents explained sex to you?
Stranger: il take a wank nd put it in an envelope nd post it too u soo
You: Well yes, I suppose that might work
You: Good thinking
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: I am from africa. I sell slaves.
You: would you like to buy? 7 days with fedex
Stranger: fuck u bitch ass hoe
You: fuck you homie!
You: fuck you up!
Stranger: fuck u nigga
You: come here we will put you to work 24/7 motherfucker!!
You: crop plants and plant seeds motherfucker
You: all day long
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: you best be an athletic type or else you'll collapse
You: from too much work motherfucker
You: and then we'll eat you motherfucker
You: we put you in a big pot and you're cooked baby
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: do you know anything about wet dreams?
Stranger: no ?
You: I just had one the other night
You: it was nice I got all moist
Stranger: moist ?
You: yeah moist like wet
Stranger: are you a girl ?
You: no
Stranger: how can you be a boy, and be wet ?
You: girls don't have wet dreams
Stranger: OH YES WE HAVE
You: well guess what we have too :D
Stranger: ?:p
You: you know what semen is?
Stranger: im 16, sooo.. yes ?
You: so it's like that, now you know
Stranger: k
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: moo
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lol that was short lived
Stranger: 16 m looking for a girl with webcam
You: would you settle for a gay 13 years old?
Stranger: no
You: then I guess we have a problem
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: 16 m brazil
Stranger: are you girl
Stranger: where are you from
You: Holy shit you type fast
Stranger: thanks
You: Almost as fast as you people pop out babies.
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Also works on Chinese, Mexicans, and Africans.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: are you a slow typer? because I don't have the faintest idea of what you might be typing all this time
Stranger: guy or gal?
You: I'm a guy
You: shit, you're a guy too I guess? you'll disconnect now. guy talking to guy is sooo gay :O
Stranger: mhm
You: I mean, communication between males should be forbidden!
You: we're criminals for talking to each other
You: punish the cowardly!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: I just came
You: to my house
Stranger: thats awesome.
You: nobody is here
You: I'm bored
Stranger: well then.
You: I think I'll whack
Stranger: a mole?
You: the spider that's crawling on my wall
Stranger: hmm. i dont like spiders much
You: but then I won't have much to do
You: I might just jerk
You: my dogs bone away from him
Stranger: kewl. dont really know what to say to you. but you can keep going with these.
You: But that'll get boring after a while
You: so I might just masturbate
Stranger: LMAO, omg.
You: I don't really have anything that can go after that to not be pervy
Stranger: haha, yeea. not really any saving there
You: it's kind of a one meaning word
Stranger: yepp.
You: I could be like "my dog's bone"
You: but that would be extra pervy
You: and I already said that
Stranger: thats extremely pervy.
You: true
You: That's why I didn't say it
Stranger: well then.
You: Well now that you know what I'm going to do in a bit
You: ....
You: Wanna join?
Stranger: haha, no. ill pass.
You: Well I thought I'd at least ask
Stranger: well im going to go jerk off to this conversation.
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi is this Microsoft Customer service?
Stranger: lol?
Stranger: wat?
You: I accidentally my CD drive.
You: Plz help, I'm not good with computer
Stranger: huh?
You: The whole CD drive. Help
Stranger: Whats wrong?
You: I accidentally the whole drive and there is blood everywhere. Please help
Stranger: ok just go to sleep
Stranger: should be better next tiome
You: Ok
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Stranger: i'm sorry what's your name again?
You: You find yourself naked in a room with blank white walls with only a chest of drawers in the corner and a large wooden door to your north. What will you do?
Stranger: jerk off?
You: You jerk off. +2 Arousal -3 Dignity. What will you do next?
Stranger: sleep
You: You attempt to sleep on the floor but you are wide awake and the floor is cold. What will you do?
Stranger: jerk off?
You: You jerk off once again. +1 Arousal -4 Dignity +1 Shame. What will you do next?
Stranger: push disconnect
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello you know about cats???!
Stranger: yes
You: I need help
You: I was throwin my cat
Stranger: ]whast do you kjnew wand to knew
You: It always lands on its feet
You: however
You: I had a knight set standing in my room
You: with a very sharp axe
You: I threw my cat up
You: and it landed on the axe
You: now it has a gashing wound
You: what do?!?
You: also Icant take it to vet
You: My dad will soon be home ! !
You: r u there
Stranger: yes
Stranger: relewace it
Stranger: it will be good soon
Stranger: and yiou have to feed it well
Stranger: milk
Stranger: ok?
You: what
You: its bleeding and it cant move
Stranger: i see
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: boo
Stranger: shall I start the ball rolling?
You: yes
Stranger: ah too late
Stranger: ok let me introduce myself
You: this'll be interesting
Stranger: im a 21 year old pedophile
Stranger: born in the netherlands
Stranger: raised in amsterda
Stranger: m
Stranger: i've 3 children in my basement at the moment
You: splendid!
Stranger: chained up, feed them twice per 4 days
You: dog food?
You: even fish gotta eat every day
Stranger: eactly, but i use cat food
Stranger: it's very proteine rich
You: anyhow, why you say all this to me?
Stranger: i could even feed them once a week
Stranger: but nah
Stranger: cuz, bro its all random summed up shit
Stranger: im practicing my improvising skills
You: great
You: your improvisation skills are extraordinary
You: here's my story
You: I have an older sister
Stranger: yes
You: she had a car accident six months ago and fell into a comma
You: at first I was very sad
You: but then when we were alone in the house together
You: I started playing with her pussy
You: got her naked
You: licked a lot
Stranger: n1
You: started fucking too
You: but you know what
Stranger: what/
You: a week ago she started moving her hand
You: and the doctor said this is great because she might recover completely
Stranger: excellent!
Stranger: the penetration you executed on her was definitely speeding up her recovering process
Stranger: i see, interesting.
You: yes
You: but now I'm fucked
You: because it wasn't sweet love
You: it was brutal shit!
You: well
You: I think I topped you
Stranger: damn
Stranger: indeed you did
Stranger: didnt expect that shit
You: muahaha
Stranger: bitch, lol
You: I got bonus points if you have a hard on now
Stranger: HAHHAAHAHHA
Stranger: someone is next level hardcore
Stranger: people call me here asshole, dick blabla
Stranger: but you
Stranger: NEXT LEVEL BABY
You: ty ty much love <3
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asshole sex loser
Stranger: asl
You: ^
Stranger: what?
You: AssholeSexLoser
Stranger: male or female
You: asshole sex loser
You: dont you get it
Stranger: no
You: asshole sex loser
Stranger: what does it mean
You: it means asshole sex loser
Stranger: gay guy?
You: asshole sex loser
You: just that
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: any horny female with pics out there for sex chat?
You: Yeah
You: there's one about three hundred paces to your left
You: If you see something that looks like a steep cliff
You: just keep walking
You: she's right behind it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well.
Stranger: 15 f:)
You: Oh, really.
Stranger: Yes and I'm wet;)
You: Spill something?
Stranger: My pussy is wet:)
You: What, with soda?
You: Might want to clean that up. It's cold.
Stranger: Your a dumbass
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Oh wait, this one is actually exceptionally meaningless. No, I did not edit or fabricate any part of it.
Stranger: heya
Stranger: age?
You: 13
You: u?
Stranger: im 14 :P but i have been told i look older :P
Stranger: are u f or m?
You: o lol, cool
You: girl
Stranger: im a guy :P
You: what do u look likek
Stranger: well u wont belive me but im like almost 6,1 and i have shortish brownish hair blue/greeen/yellowish eyes and im funny, kind and fit
Stranger: whats ur name? im jake
You: wooow ur eyes are all those colors?? sounds soo cute haha
You: im marisa nice to meet u
Stranger: thanx
Stranger: lovely name
Stranger: wha do u look like marisa/?
You: umm im like 5 ft and 4 inches i have black hair im realy thin but my boobs are so big they dont stay in my shirts lol
Stranger: u sound very beautiful!
You: i blushed lol
You: thk u
Stranger: ur welcome
Stranger: where are u from marisa'?
You: califoooorniaa
You: u?
Stranger: awsome im from spain but i speek fleunt english spanish and danish :)
You: whooa awesome haha
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what u doing right now?
You: i only know english and japanese
You: im from japan
Stranger: cool
You: um... drinking
Stranger: :P alone?
You: it's just juice lol
Stranger: haha :P
Stranger: im bored :p u?
You: also i am listening to music
You: im bored too
You: do u want to hear this
Stranger: what u wanna do?
Stranger: hear what?
You: wat im listening to
Stranger: how?
You: go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3CSzXzELjo
You: youtube
Stranger: kk well what u wanna do? since we are both boreD?
You: I WANT TO FUCK
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :P
You: seriously
Stranger: haha ur a bit far away though
You: well are u going to help me
You: so
You: tell me
Stranger: well if u whant we can have some fun over webcam?
You: OK
You: brb
You: 1 sec
Stranger: kk
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
You: What have you been telling my daughter?
Stranger: nothing mrs
You: Are you sure? I can see that you wanted to "have some fun" over webcam. What kind of fun, exactly, do you mean?
Stranger: card game or something i dunno i ushually play black jack with my friends
You: Do you play card games with all the thirteen year old girls you meet on the internet?
Stranger: my friends and the ones who actuay whant to yeah and im 14
You: Oh... you have friends over? They want some fun... ?
Stranger: no i play with my friend over webcam when we are all raly bored
You: Well if you're so bored... do you want to see something a lot better than a young girl like my daughter?
Stranger: like what?
You: Like me, for example... http://www.hotxads.com/cla551f1ed5/adpics/4d1d34a0946ec0df47a10064d.jpg
You: I bet you'll love that.
Stranger: whats that?
You: It's me, silly.
Stranger: u look stunning
You: Oh thank you, young man... ah... here comes my daughter... don't tell her what I said, okay?
Stranger: well she can see it heserl se can read it
You: No, I can make sure she won't... I'll talk to you when she leaves again...
Stranger: ok
You: baaack
You: i haave more juice!!
part 2
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where did u go ?
Stranger: haha
You: i went all the way downstairs its realy far from my room lol
Stranger: kk
Stranger: so did u wanna webcam or something?
You: then i went to the livng room becuse my dad asked about homework
Stranger: ok
You: umm sure how do those work
You: my mom uses one but im not sure how
Stranger: webcam?
You: yes
Stranger: well do u have skype or msn?
You: no what r those
You: sounds like candy
Stranger: like where people can talk to eachother
Stranger: ask ur mom how she webcams with peopl
You: um... k brb
Stranger: k
You: My, my... back so soon, are we?
You: But I don't see why you'd rather talk to her than me...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i like talking to u both
Stranger: but i also realy whan tto see u on wwebcam
You: Aw, so you like my daughter too? That's so cute...
Stranger: :)
You: I AM A BIG HAM WITH THE VERNACULAR OF A LITTLE BROWN PIECE OF ROTTEN STEAK WE ARE CALLED PENGUINS IN THE ERA THAT NEVER EXISTED HOWEVER IN TIME THE WORLD WILL COME TO FULL AWARENESS OF SUBJECTIVE TIME ENHANCED EXPONENTIALLY BY THE INTEGRAL ROOTS OF TOPOLOGICAL N-ARY SATISFIABILITY
Stranger: ???????????????? WTF?
You: IT IS WRITTEN THAT YOU SHALL ACCOMPANY OUR MASTERS TO THE THIRD TRIMENSIONAL TRIANGULAR TAPDANCE HELD ONLY ONCE EVERY THREE TERTIARY TERRESTRIAL TERMS
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Lol great stuff FguIoo0h!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hwy
You: are you just looking for cybersex
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: since we'll never talk again or meet again ever
You: tell me a secret of yours
You: something you wouldn't want others to know about you
You: I'll tell you a secret of mine too
Stranger: shut the fuck up man
Stranger: go make real life friends
Stranger: and tell them to reveal their secrets
Stranger: jesus xD
Stranger: i dont care about your secrets
You: bluntly put you're not that bright
You: you're missing a fantastic chance
Stranger: oh what a pity
Stranger: i consider myself bright
You: socrates didn't
Stranger: but i bet you are brigher, you can measure my dumbness trough omegle! :'D
You: I'm just disappointed
Stranger: stfu dont act all wise
You: most people I get to talk to aren't very brightm
Stranger: well good for your ass
Stranger: i bet i am brighert
Stranger: brigher
Stranger: what is your iq then
You: 117
Stranger: HAHAHAHAH
Stranger: hahahahahah
Stranger: HAHAHAH
Stranger: dumbassssssss.
Stranger: mine is 134
Stranger: i am almost a genius
Stranger: and you come and tell me that i am not bright xD
Stranger: hahahah 117
Stranger: bush is smarter
You: I don't know about bush
You: do you believe you are almost a genius?
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: geniousity begins with 140
You: Why not 150?
Stranger: einstein had 152
Stranger: and that is the highest ever
You: no it isn't
Stranger: people with an iq below 140 are very smart
You: william sidis had the highest iq
You: it was nearly 300
Stranger: well what was his iq then
Stranger: hhahahah
Stranger: yes
Stranger: xD
You: it is true
You: read wikipedia
Stranger: are you tthat william :D
Stranger: is that that dude that could write without touching the pen
You: that is not posible
Stranger: ive seen it on television
You: you shouldn't watch television
Stranger: if someone has the iq of 300
Stranger: they could move things without touching them
Stranger: that is a fact
You: no it is not
Stranger: you are just talking bullshit
Stranger: of course it is
Stranger: do you have any idea of
Stranger: how Much 300 is
You: you are wrong
Stranger: you are so dumb :'D
You: you get to move objects at 400 and more IQ
Stranger: how old are you
You: 300 you can only look through clothes
Stranger: hahah so the smartness is focused on eyes only?
Stranger: you are so stupid XD
Stranger: im leaving here you are irritating :'D
Stranger: iq of 117
Stranger: hahahahahahahhahaahahahah
Stranger: Moron
Stranger: i know retarded people with higher ones XD
Stranger: BYE DOUCHE
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I lol'd at your pranks too :D
Also, which one of you was this?:
Stranger: i thik nwe shoudl trade pix ;)
You: Were your fingers even on the keyboard when you typed that?!
Stranger: im good at making slideshows
You: You first then?
Stranger: no they were down below pleasuring myself
You: Aaah, I see.
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: i get turned on when i see soccer im sorry
You: You too??!
Stranger: yeah i have a picture somewhere around here
Stranger: www.tinyurl.com/photo0009
Stranger: i can take another one if you want ;)
You: This is an exe in a rar, lmfao
You: Are you serious?
Stranger: its a slideshow
You: Send one picture.
Stranger: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-08-09/Nigger.jpg
Stranger: its legit
You: Oh, are you from /lounge/?
You: We have the best niggers there.
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He just wanted to know if I like that
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gi
Stranger: hi*
You: hi
You: *gi
Stranger: 22 m swe
Stranger: u?
Stranger: haha
You: :P
You: I'm 69 shemale thailand
You: me rove you rong time
You: <333
You: sweet sweden boy
Stranger: haha, nice for you
You: with long blonde hair
Stranger: you like that?
Stranger: yes
You: blue eyes and death pale body
You: <33
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you like that?
You: yes
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey
You: i just freaked someone out lol
Stranger: Ha why?
You: I told them I like yoghurt...
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You: HELLO
Stranger: I have a dildo in me ;)
You: Oo
You: Nice
You: Is it vibrating?
Stranger: very fast ;)
You: is it a soft squishy dildo or a hard thick one
Stranger: Hard thick ;)
You: hitachi magic or uncle joe's dildomporium?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: I am being bullied at
You: in school because of my name
You: i want to die
Stranger: what is ur name?
You: ADOLF HITLEUGH
You: im serious
Stranger: u serious?...
You: ...
Stranger: oh.. u know what screw those guys
You: yeah
You: fucking jews
You: LOL
You: hahahah
Stranger: 0.o
You: played you!
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I must admit, harassing random strangers on Omegle is genuinely therapeutic
Stranger: WHY'ETH ARE YOU AFRAID OF THINE APPEARENCE
You: I can predict the opening
You: so simple
You: like a chinese paper craft
Stranger: Answer me this is important
You: oh I know what you are going to do
You: and it is 0/10
You: please get a job
You: and or real friends
Stranger: I'm not going to do anything..
You: little man
Stranger: I'm not trying to fuck you over man<3
You: yes, you heard me
You: you are very little
You: I don't even think you qualify as a man
You: no
Stranger: I'm trying to make a real friend here
You: little boy
You: little child
You: little bear
Stranger: no no no stopit :{
Stranger: you are hurting me feelings mate
You: Unsmiley face a shit
You: australia
You: must have some terrible bugs
You: the kind that type on computers
You: are you the twenty legged computer spider
Stranger: I'm nawt an ausssie
You: that I know so much about
You: yes
You: yes you are
Stranger: NO I'M NOT
You: hello
You: are you a triangle?
Stranger: No.
You: see
Stranger: I'm a square, remember.
You: then you are an aussie
You: a square aussie
You: spider
