English soliloquy (845)

1 名前: Anonymous 04/12/29(Wed)04:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

Please talk to yourself in English, and leave.
Others don't need to give a response.

353 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-28 02:46 ID:Heaven

It's rainning today. I feel bad. I have a slight headache. I've listened to the radio too long. Human realionships are so complicated and difficult. I'm so tired out. But I have to go on ahead. I can't stop because of such and such.

354 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-28 03:27 ID:XlJOhUyH

Karen Carpenters said rainy days and Mondays always got her down. Guess many people feel the same way.

355 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-28 03:29 ID:Heaven

Maybe you also listened to the radio waiting for your favorite songs.

356 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-28 03:47 ID:Heaven

I watched Lord of The Rings, first part today. The battle scenes still amaze me.

357 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-28 10:42 ID:Heaven

What would come to mind when you hear "Static can put you in an awkward position."?

358 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-28 14:46 ID:Heaven

>>357

Denpa?

359 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-28 19:58 ID:Heaven

>>358
Well, the sentence is being discussed in 2ch. Could you discribe what it means, please?

360 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-28 23:13 ID:Heaven

The grammar is fine, but that sentence by itself isn't enough to understand the situation. Many things can receive "static", so it's hard to guess what the "awkward position" would be.

361 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 01:35 ID:Heaven

Thanks a lot. I guess you always help us out. We are thankful to you.

362 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 04:48 ID:eSoVb6n7

I have something I'd like to ask. The previous question does not really address the issue being discussed on 2-Ch. I hope you can shed some light on this.

Some insist that the phrase "Static can put you in an awkward position" cannot be applied to static electricity. Their reasoning is that since awkward only applies to a very distressing situation, it cannot mean simple electrical static. I don't agree with them.

This reminds me of an American TV commercial of the 80's for an anti-static spray used on clothes. What is your take on this.

363 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 05:41 ID:g5+B8eFK

>>362
I can't tell whether you are serious.
But I think that phrase is fine, especially regarding a situation like you refer to. "Static [cling] can put you in an awkward position"--like if you're a woman and your skirt sticks to your blouse. Or if you are installing computer equipment and get a shock from static electricity, destroying important data. "Awkward" does not mean "very distressing," anyway--more like "uncomfortable."

364 名前: 362 2005-03-29 06:47 ID:Heaven

>>363
It is hard to believe but I am serious. I was in Hell in 2-ch. They use this kind of daunting tactic to gang up on people who try to point out that they might have made a mistake. It is impossible to have a calm reasonable discussion. I was trying to explain their mistakes in both English and Japanese (including the question about "awkward" that I asked here). I said basically the same thing you said, and you can't believe the abusive treatment I got. What kind of place is 2-ch anyway? Well, thanks for talking to me.

365 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 12:33 ID:Heaven

I went to Expo. It was less crowded than I had expected. But it was so windy and cold. I had a slight cold.

366 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 14:13 ID:Heaven

>>365
Good for you. I guess you walked around everywhere you wanted to in the place since it was less crowded. How did you find it? The frozen mammoth is exciting?

367 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 14:15 ID:Heaven

And take a rest and sleep off the cold.

368 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 14:54 ID:Heaven

Expo would be wonderful because we can learn or enjoy the progress of science and technology mankind has achieved. But on the other hand we have to prevent destruction of nature. A lot of trees were cut down to make the Expo sites. We should control runaway scientific and technological development.

369 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 15:14 ID:Heaven

Agreed. But come to think of it, I found it silly to have cut down the trees in order to construct the buildings of the Expo/to develope the site.. I thought the theme of it was coexistence with neture or something like that. Very ridiculous...

370 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 17:29 ID:Heaven

>>363
Don't take what he said seriously. He's out of his mind. He tlanslated Static into trouble. Have you ever refferred to static as trouble? Nobody insisted awkward only applies to a very distressing situation. If he sticks to his misleading comment, we must refer to him as Denpa/DQN. What's been discussed is that if you hear "Static can put you in an awkward position", it's not common to translate static into trouble without any context.

371 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 17:37 ID:Heaven

He insisted that "Static can put you in an awkward position" mean "Electricity makes a skirt's shape very odd." I don't think it's true, though.

372 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 18:22 ID:Heaven

Is static a skirt?

373 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 19:31 ID:g5+B8eFK

Oh, there is a slang expression in which you can say someone is giving you static, and you mean trouble. I think static --> interference on TV or radio channel --> interference with you --> trouble. It's street slang, and would almost certainly not fit the formal sentence "Static can put you in an awkward position."

374 名前: 362 2005-03-29 21:15 ID:k71x3ZWa

>>371
Are you talking about me? If I insisted anyhthing, it was only that the phrase cannot be translated to "A person who causes trouble will be put in a difficult situation", but it does not mean that I am insisting that the other option is true all the time. I merely mentioned that there are contexts such as the anti-static t.v. comercial.

>>370
Are you also talking about me? It's confusing. Are you backing me up or calling me a Dempa?

Anyway, it was confusing on 2-ch where you don't know who is posting what. If you want to talk about this here to clarify, in a different venue, you're welcome to.

375 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 21:25 ID:Heaven

You're always complaining.

376 名前: Gaijin 2005-03-29 22:06 ID:Heaven

I've never even heard that phrase before.

377 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 22:37 ID:Heaven

I was flamed on the 2ch english board for posting a reply entirely in English. Is this common?

378 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-29 22:49 ID:Heaven

Not if you stick to a rule of the thread you posted in.

379 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-30 02:38 ID:Heaven

The demand for improving speaking skills in English has created a boom for English conversation schools in Japan. But I wonder how many people have been able to achieve their goal.

380 名前: 362 2005-03-30 05:18 ID:Heaven

>>377
>>378
From what I've seen, that seems to be a pattern. Even threads that are created for writing in English, and that set a rule to use English, often dissolve into flaming.

381 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-30 06:40 ID:Heaven

To my surprise I wasn't reimbursed my travel expenses. Our president is very stingy. But it is due to his excellent management that our company is well-run. Should I give up?

382 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-30 11:29 ID:Heaven

The problem is that when I see her legs I become erect. I'm tempted to touch her legs. I don't want to get into trouble. to

383 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-31 03:44 ID:Heaven

There have been lot of big earthquakes recently. I live in the area where scientists say there will be a big earthquake sooner or later. I have to know how to evacuate our apartment when a big earthquake happens.

384 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-31 09:16 ID:g5+B8eFK

I don't know what to do with myself.

385 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-31 14:16 ID:Heaven

I guess her age at 30. You've guessed it.

386 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-31 16:05 ID:Heaven

I spend too much time distracting myself from what I should I do. This is why I am always late with my duties.

387 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-31 17:33 ID:Heaven

"Static [cling] can put you in an awkward position."

The phrase is somewhat unusual; it is unsurprising to hear that it is a marketing slogan for laundry fabric softener. One might say "static cling is irritating," or perhaps "static cling is troublesome," but is static awkward?

The key is that the words "awkward position" connote embarrassment. Have you ever been caught with your fly down? Skirt up? Certainly you can agree that nobody wants to be embarrassed like that in public! Therefore, in order to avoid embarrassment you should buy and use Brand Name Fabric Softener. Presumably, in avoiding embarrassment you will attract beautiful people of the opposite gender like flies to honey, thanks to your newfound powers of static-free sexy attractiveness.

388 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-03-31 20:46 ID:W5bCg+bo

It seems as if the tendency in Japan towards poor English education stems from the utilization of archaic, unworkable second language teaching methodologies and misguided support from the bureaucracy. Introduction of the language at earlier ages along with hiring competent speakers for teaching positions and use of modern curricula focused on conversational competency rather than development of translation skills would enhance English fluency and encourage the use of the language in natural settings outside of the classroom. Teacher hiring is an essential problem because the educational hierarchy is biased towards local hire rather than hiring based on competence. If foreigners were hired for teaching positions--rather than for advisory capacities--then the quality of education would increase dramatically. However the widespread bureaucratic xenophobia and OB network serve as significant stumbling blocks in the path of hiring changes.

389 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-01 03:37 ID:Heaven

I heard Yukorin's fart smells like vanilla. So we believe her fart smells absolutely good.

390 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-01 11:56 ID:Heaven

I hypnotized her, and tried to open her legs. But as a matter of fact she made believe to be hypnotized.

391 あぼーん

392 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-01 14:39 ID:Heaven

There is no accounting for taste. After all only when we like it, we can make progress in it or get a lot of money by doing it.

393 あぼーん

394 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-02 09:00 ID:Heaven

The more I practice, the less confidence I have. I feel sad.

395 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-02 14:47 ID:Heaven

To have a lot of guts is the most important. But now I'm getting older, so I can't have the guts to achieve something valuable. It's the biggest problme for me.

396 あぼーん

397 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-02 16:27 ID:Heaven

>>396 Neet. Don't come here. Go back to 2-chan, which is the most suitable for you.

398 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-02 23:45 ID:Heaven

It takes two to tango.

399 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-03 01:47 ID:Heaven

Stupid man is stupid until he dies.

400 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-03 08:19 ID:Heaven

Covertly get 400

401 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-03 12:32 ID:Heaven

It is obvious that he is much weaker than F. But why did T have to have a match with F?

402 あぼーん

403 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-03 15:06 ID:kl+iIwsh

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow, rather I wanna travel around the world.

404 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-03 18:32 ID:Heaven

How come Yukorin trolls invade every monologue thread, here and on 2channel?
These NEETs should use their time for something more useful, like posting on /dqn/:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/

405 名前: mod!!jHlguvSq (Admin) 2005-04-03 19:40 ID:Heaven

Admin's note: fart jokes deleted.

406 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-04 14:54 ID:Heaven

I don't have anything good to drink at my house so I will have to buy groceries soon. I don't want to, though.

407 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-05 14:08 ID:Heaven

It's so good to delete too stupid posts. The Admin is very wise.

408 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-05 15:23 ID:Heaven

I feel desperate in learnig a foreign language. Only 2% can make it.

409 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-07 10:36 ID:Heaven

I'm good at get into the narrow hole of women's heart.

410 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-08 12:04 ID:Heaven

I thought it's good. It is ofen the casse with us, many people have got me wrong.

411 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-09 03:00 ID:W5bCg+bo

I hate trying to understand Japanese input methods in Linux because the documentation is in complex nerd-style Japanese. I just want to add kaomoji stuff to my user dictionary, but I can't figure out how.

412 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-09 15:23 ID:Heaven

Why did so many people attended the funeral of John Paul the second?

413 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-09 15:24 ID:Heaven

The world has many religions to offer to me. I think if were to take one of them seriously, it would be Shintoism.

414 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-09 21:49 ID:W5bCg+bo

>>413

> The world has many religions to offer to me. I think if I were to take one of them seriously, it would be Discordianism.

Fixed.

415 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-10 03:02 ID:Heaven

I would choose Catholic church. It is the true Christianity which church fathers made, related to Jesus.

416 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-10 06:13 ID:g5+B8eFK

If I spent half an hour studying and half an hour exercising each day, I'd be much happier. But instead I sit here with my laptop. Something's wrong with me.

417 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-10 14:59 ID:Heaven

Canker sore is so painful. I can't stand it.

418 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-11 13:30 ID:Heaven

That part is so itchy. Why? Medicine doesn't kill the itchy feelings. This year I've got a new problem.

419 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-11 21:26 ID:g5+B8eFK

I have a migraine, but there is work I need to do.

420 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-12 14:06 ID:Heaven

I feel happiest when I see K laughing.

421 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-13 14:46 ID:Heaven

When I speak aloud, I feel good. Stress is gone.

422 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-14 15:48 ID:Heaven

I felt I was not successful in today's teaching.

423 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-15 10:35 ID:Heaven

In mastering a foreign language, practicing is the most important. It's easy to understand, but difficult to do.

424 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-15 16:37 ID:Heaven

I got a cold. Feels like I am high or something.

425 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-16 15:04 ID:Heaven

I might have got a bad desease. I feel scared.

426 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-17 16:12 ID:B7tHPncC

It's getting hotter. It has advantage and disadvantage. I feel itchy when it is warm. It's like atomic dermatitis.

427 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-18 02:14 ID:1PLRpNuB

Finally, I have the weekend to myself.

...so bored...

428 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-18 04:37 ID:CiD99orI

boners boners boners boners

429 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-19 10:54 ID:63k36M37

Things are getting better. I feel a little relieved. I had to stay in a long tunnel.

430 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-19 11:38 ID:Heaven

I don't like tunnels. I suffer from claustrophobia.

431 名前: nanashi 2005-04-20 14:01 ID:Heaven

I believe this thread is amazing.

432 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-20 14:43 ID:Heaven

I wonder why this thread is amazing. I want to hear an amazing story.

433 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-20 14:45 ID:Heaven

Why is the ID of this thread "Heaven"? The founder of this thread must be a Christian.

434 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-20 15:27 ID:Heaven

>>433

The software used on 4-ch is called "Kareha" (http://wakaba.c3.cx/).
On Kareha, there are several options how IDs are handled.
The one used on here is that whenever you put anything in the E-Mail field, no ID code will be generated.
Instead, ID:Heaven will be displayed next to the post.
The "Heaven" bit is some traditional thing which evolved from Shiichan, I think (software used on world4ch.org). It was originally meant to only be enabled for administrators and moderators of a board.

435 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 10:40 ID:Heaven

After all we are too easy on our children or brothers and sisters.

436 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 10:40 ID:Heaven

After all we are too easy on our children or brothers and sisters.

437 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 13:26 ID:Heaven

4-ch is slow these days. Even the people on 2ch have noticed...

438 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 22:20 ID:4US/4NQE

As spring blossoms, the Internet users who had taken refuge indoors begin to venture back out into the world, leaving just the socially-inept, maladjusted shut-ins behind.

Maybe this place will pick up steam again in the fall.

439 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 23:12 ID:Heaven

Always mind the Eternal September!

440 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-21 23:57 ID:Heaven

>>438
Seasons are relative, yo. It's getting colder, where I am.

441 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-22 11:15 ID:Heaven

Sometimes I feel I can speak English fluently, but it doesn't last. I wonder why/

442 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-22 13:00 ID:Heaven

Needs more practice.

443 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-22 13:48 ID:famBrT6g

>>338
I do. And i wish i could live in Japan.

444 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-23 07:31 ID:Heaven

I'm going to New York from Aug 16 t0 21. What would be the best place to see?

445 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-23 15:01 ID:Heaven

Toilet was stuffed up again.

446 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-24 00:43 ID:W5bCg+bo

記念真紀子!
I am posting in a legendary thread!

447 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-24 09:54 ID:Heaven

If I walk out at night in New York, would it be dangerious even now?

448 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-24 22:24 ID:Heaven

My mouth has been stuffed up again.

449 あぼーん

450 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-25 13:27 ID:Heaven

In Japan trains were derailed and crashed (ran) into an apartment. Many people were killed in the accident.

451 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-25 17:06 ID:W5bCg+bo

Multitrack drifting for the win.

452 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2005-04-25 22:09 ID:hjQu4IoG

YOU MUST TAKE THE SQUAMOUS INWO DECK FROM ALPHA COMPLEX. FNORD.

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