( ´ω`) hello kids!

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　　⊂彡☆))Д´) >>453

( ´ω`) McCarthy was a fag. He tried to rape me.

(・A・) Sigh, gramps... You guys were so lucky. I don't have any communist fags to rape me now...

( ´ω`) Soviet Russia rapes you!

(・A・) Look Grandpa, I can stand on my head!

( ´ω`) Your face will stick like that if you do it too long.

(・∀・) Can you stand on your head, Grandpa?

(?ω?) No, but I can stand on yours. C'mere and hold still, you.

(xдx) Damn Grandpa, you weigh too much! You need to eat healthier!

( ´ω`) That's dense muscle, not fat! I was a beachside weight-lifter in my day. Let's see what your metabolism is when you're my age.

(・∀・) Whatever, you chubby old fart! You couldn't even lift the toilet seat up that one time.

( ´ω`) You little brat! I told you not to mention that!

(・∀・) ヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノヌヌネネヌヌネノ

( ´ω`) Junior, the only moon-language I ever learned was "how much for an hour?"

(・∀・) I would die for you, grampa!

( ´ω`) I would nullpo for you!

(・∀・) Gah!

( ´ω`) BLARG!

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you forget to take your meds again?

so... CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

why are you talking to yourself?

( ´ω`) >>472 is DQN. Let that be a lesson to you, Junior!

☆☆☆ T-SHIRT POST ☆☆☆

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(・∀・) That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!

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http://4-ch.net/

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That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!

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http://4-ch.net/

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That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!

(・∀・) It's " International Talk Like a Pirate Day", Grandpa! Avast ye scurvy wrinkles etc! YARRR!

( ´ω`) Great, sonny. How about you swing around the yardarm and get me a goddamned beer?

(・∀・) Cap'n Grandpa, even landlubbers know that REAL pirates only drink rum!

( ´ω`) Rum will put you on your bum.

( ´ω`) Um. Rather, "Arrr. Tis mighty stout spirit in this ye olde cask of sweetest Jamacian rum!"

(・∀・) Goo'jobu, cap'n! Arrr, I'll fetch ye a casket of rum on the dally!

( ´ω`) Smartly there, young Mister Junior.

( ´ω`) I believe I've run aground. Time to scrub my poop deck, sonny!

(・∀・) People, y’all ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker?
Are y’all poopin’ on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker?
You know what it’s about to be on the poopship, but
People down here in missouri cruisin’ on the big poop log
Cruisin’ on the poop ship, sector 6, warp 9 (haha)
Cruisin’ on the big poop ship, folks!
Get with it, fucker!

( ´ω`) In my day, we listened to better music than that.

(・∀・) They had music in your day, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Swiiiiing looow, sweeet chaaariot~

(・∀・) It's that old-timey gospel sound!

(・∀・) Grandpa, when in the Couse of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.

( ´ω`) That was then, kiddo. This is now.

(・∀・) Grandpa, if there is internet, then how come there is no outternet?

( ´ω`) You might as well ask where love goes, or what sound yellow makes.

(・∀・) But the outternet!

( ´ω`) I hear there are rumors on the Internets.

(・∀・) There's even this cool thing called "porn"!

( ´ω`) Only people with horns were born to watch porn.

(・∀・) Don't we all have horns, then? I know you're hiding yours, Grandpa!

( ´ω`) At my age, porn isn't all that exciting. I'd prefer a good bowel movement!

MASTURBATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

( ´ω`) Uh oh. 472 showed up again.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I did 500 GET! Do I win the internet?

( ´ω`) Just one. If you get too many, your mom will scold me for spoiling you.

(・∀・) Grandpa! What really happened in killer7? I can't figure it out!

( ´ω`) Never got it either, was too busy re-watching the rather excellent movie 'Body Double'.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm strong to the finish because I eats me spinach.

(・∀・) I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! Toot toot!

( ´ω`) TLPD was yesterday, Junior.

(・∀・) 01010000011011110111000001100101011110010110010100100000011010010111001101101110001001110111010000100000011000010010000001110000011010010111001001100001011101000110010100100001

( ´ω`) And as far as I know, there's no such thing as a 'Talk in Binary Day'.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I wrecked the board's width by posting! What do I do now?

( ´ω`) Atone for your sins by committing seppuku. That's how we did it in the old days.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Does IRC make you stupid?

( ´ω`) IIRC yup

(・∀・) Grandpa! Does DQN make you stupid?

( ´ω`) No, it just reveals your inner idiot. Accepting and embracing it is what the DQN spirit is all about!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I've let loose the dogs of war! I didn't mean to! I just wanted to pet them and I didn't mean to leave the gate open -honest!

( ´ω`) Oh dear... I told your mother to get you some goldfish of pestilence, but she was always a dog person.

(・∀・) That bitch lol

J(`Д´)し What did you say!? You are in a deep trouble young man!

( ´ω`) The prudent man watches his words, Junior. Take note!

(;・Д・) Oh Shit...

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it "Skip to the loo, my darling?" Wouldn't some Imodium do the trick so he didn't have to skip around everywhere?

( ´ω`) Well, back then you needed to skip a bit to get it a-movin'. If it moved too much you wouldn't be having the time to sing that.

(・∀・) tl;dr

( ´ω`) qwerty

(・∀・) Grandpa! I read the funniest article on somethingawful today!

( ´ω`) And what did those refined gentlemen have to say?

(・∀・) Um, actually I didn't read it. I just go there to look at the photoshops.

( ´ω`) o O ( ...and this is what we're leaving the future to. Heaven help us. )

(・∀・) o O ( ...I wonder if Grandpa tastes like tobacco... )

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it England gets their tea time, but all we get is a lousy fifteen minutes to raid the lobby's vending machine?

( ´ω`) See, that's one of the reasons we split off from those idiots and formed our own nation. After all this time, they're still idiots. I mean, come on. Take a look at us and them, and tell me who's better off, eh?

...

...eh?

(・∀・) ...eh?

( ´ω`) 999GET wins all

(・∀・) What about 533GET?

( ´ω`) Junior, >>533 is such a mediocre goal. Expand your horizons! Challenge yourself and others! 999GET is the ultimate goal and the Internet its prize!

( ´ω`) Though 1000GET isn't without its charms either.

(・∀・) 1000GET is meaningless. Threads won't close in Kareha (yet) with 1000th post.

１０００キタ--------(ﾟ∀ﾟ)--------！！ＧＥＴ

( ´ω`) Who is >>536 , Junior? One of your friends?

(・∀・) Grandpa, Didja ever notice they sell hot dogs weiners in a twelve pack, but hot dog buns in packs of eight? What's up with that!?

(・∀・) And don't get me started on airline food! I rather eat those complimentary peanuts than their horrible dinners! And what's the deal on those peanuts anyway? Who's idea was it to hand those out as a pre-flight snack? Probably the same guys who thought up those half-cans of soda.

(・∀・) And how about the differences between men and women in this zany, rush-rush modern world of ours, huh? Can we be any different, ladies and gentlemen? Is it any wonder we have a hard time understaning each other and sharing the remote control!

(・∀・) Thanks, DQN; Y'all been a great audience! Enjoy Dave Attell later tonight! And don't forget to tip your waitress!

( ´ω`) Shut up Junior, I'm trying to watch Wheel of Fortune.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is apology juice?

( ´ω`) The national beverage of Korea.

( ´ω`) It has something to do with the birds, the bees, that time of the month and Korea. You'll understand once you're older.

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you notice we tallk over ourselves and each other lately? It's like two or more people trying to speak at once, but it's just us two?

(・A・) Oh, man... Are we developing Multiple Personality Disorder?

( ´ω`) MPD has been proven to be a faux fad fraud illness, created by the psychiatric movement in order to gain more cash and political momentum as well as public media attention.

( ´ω`) You don't know the history of psychiatry, Junior. I do.

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been though a hurricane?

( ´ω`) I think so, but then again all of my life has been some kind of hunkering down so far.

(A) Grandpa, have you ever drunk Jesus Juice?

(A) Grandpa, why does everyone think actors who are forgein sound better than Americans? Especially when the person in question rarely speaks the other Language?

( ´ω`) oh noes wakabamark killed >>547

( ´ω`) Should we have wakabamark turned off? it fuxes with our AA!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I had an icky girl give me a love letter in school today. GROSS! Um, anyway, who was your first girlfriend?

(*A*) Ohnoes

( ´ω`) Oh junior, you won't think all girls are icky one day. Only the fat ones obsessed with anime and furries are.

fat girls are icky, run away!...〆(・∀・ ) Memo memo! Grandpa! Is there anything that you don't know?

( ´ω`) I don't know what I don't know, that's one thing.