>>1 has his head so far up his ass he can taste yesterdays dinner.
>>2 posted in an extra thread that is not needed in any way and should be saged and thrown out
>>3 has forgotten that CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME, and this thread has more CAPS LOCK, so it is AWESOMER
Even though e.e. cummings died in 1962, he still manages to give >>4 a sound thrashing on a daily basis.
>>14 is just as lame as http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156543859/
>>15 doesn't know that thread is beating this one.
>>16 is a pussy who gives up way to easily. Ain't that right, PUSSY?
>>19 thinks the Clonepa thread is awesome but doesn't have the guts to admit such
>>20 hits reply before checking what they wrote in the name and link boxes
>>21 is a politically correct feminatzi bitch.
>>22 can't spell nazi
>>23 saged the wrong thread like the brain-damaged drooling panty-sniffing lap dog that he is.
>>24 bumped the shitty thread
>>27 is stupid for bumping the wrong thread
>>26 is a profoundly retarded shitpile who gets his threads confused.
>>28 eats mittens ( ゚-゚)
>>30 is stupid for bumping the wrong thread
>>33 will defend his Wii against all comers, but do it in a profoundly stupid and annoying way.
>>36 loves horses, in that special way that leads to acute peritonitis.
>>49 crys himself to sleep at night because of the things they say on daytime T.V.
>>51 likes the feel of wool against his penis
>>53 is not an Elitist.
>>54 Is a DQN McCarthyist
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>>59 is the bastard beside me that ordered the extra sauce"
>>61 Is just a child and should just screw off and stay home.
>>63 is winter
>>71 is a fat weaboo faggot who shits in his socks while jacking off to Cardcaptor Sakura porn
>>76 is a 16 year old who does nothing but sleep, watch anime, play games, and recently, study.
>>80 is obvisouly not 30-60 age group, hence, thinks that is an insult.
>>93, in his travels about the globe, discovered the secret internet humor burial ground. Now he's devoted his life to reviving long dead jokes, even though nobody thinks they're funny any more.
>>97 didn't begin his sentence at all, it is still waiting.
>>98 began serving his 20-year sentence for child molestation.
>>99 lives in the top city that searches for CP
http://google.com/trends?q=child+porn
>>100 provided the CP
>>115 is
>>117 has nose-envy
>>120's excessive fatitude and faggy little neckbeard make him look like an amish hot air balloon.
>>121's homophobia is an expression of his own latent homosexuality.
>>122's sage only reveals his [or rather, HER] hidden insecurities about her own post.
>>123 eats so much he needs one of those little scooter things to get around.
>>128 posted a "hay i'm new here" thread after giving 10 bux and got banned on the same day
>>129 did the same, only he paid another ten bux just to do it again.
>>130 got banned for using a worn out unfunny and long-dead catchphrase, and has developed an irrational hatred of all things SA because of it before going back to /b/ and spamming the hell out of the same stupid catchphrase.
LOL THIS THREAD IS UP AGAIN
LOL THIS THREAD IS UP AGAIN AND INSULTING IN HIGH SCHOOL LANGUAGE
>>145 is a big gaylord, and smells of wee, and rides a girls bike, and has crap trainers
>>146 needs TP for his bunghole
>>147 is a dummy!!!
hahaha!
hahaha!
haha!
hahahahahahaaaa!
ha..
ha.
snort
>151はSHOCK
>>152 tried so hard and came so far, but in the end, it didn't even matter.
>>153 tried to fart and aimed so far, but in the end, it only made him fatter.
>>159 couldn't come up with better
>>160
broke the standard with his extraordinary insightful deduction, on very rare occasions even posts like his will make impact. And the tide ensuing will bear amazement and inspipiration even future generations in the present, past and future "ITT we insult the poster above us" threads will feel within them.
>>162
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>>163 enjoys Japanese porn
>>171's mom should've checked that condom for holes... Then again, what heroin-hoar still does that? all that matters are the $10 for the next shot...
>>177's name is Squeeks.
>>179 is trapped in the eternally repeating month of September 1993, being brutally murdered at the end of each iteration.
>>181 couldn't program a pocket calculator
>>185 Is a quarter of Grandpa's age, yet looks thrice as old as him.
>>191 is a butthead
>>192 sages because deep down he knows everything he posts sucks.
>>193 only writes sucking comments in the hope that they will suck him for once.
>>195 wishes his daily diet were long, hard shafts of wood.
>>198 had his replaced with a long, hard shaft of wood due to an unfortunate lumberjacking accident.
>>199 wishes he had an unfortunate lumberjacking incident instead of missing 200 GET.
let 200 get fall away due to short comings in the pants
200get
let 200 get fall away due to short comings in the pants
200get
>>202 makes no sense, and doesn't know how to single click
DAILY SAGE
>>204 doesn't know how to age and so is trapped in the eternally repeating month of September 1993, being brutally murdered at the end of each iteration.
>>205 Doesn't realize that the month of September 1993 hasn't ended yet,
>>207 is too much of a pussy not to perpetuate the string of non-insults. Pussy.
>>208 offers free candy and a ride in his nice car to little boys in scout uniforms
>>211 loves to use the words like "dick" "cock" "fuck" and think they are funny.
>>213 has not read properly the poster above him and actually loses the threads.
ff
>>221 doesn't know what to do with his life
>>224
Understood the concept of time the minute he died of lupus.
>>229 is all out of smoked cheese, if you know what I mean.
>>235 is a feminist democrat.
>>7,12,75,110,132,195,226,240,243
same furson
>>249 is so self-obsessed with trolling around and stubbornly pushing his inconsequential fucking opinion that he can't even tell the difference between a cunt and the layers of fat that have covered up his dick. He should get outside and get a fucking life.
>>7,12,75,110,132,195,226,240,243,250
same furson
>>257 bores people with the difference between 1GB and 1000MB
>>262 has ill-conceived notions about locations of streets
>>265
refers to poultry
>>266 fantasizes about unnecessary carriage returns
>>267 has a line-feed fetish
>>268 believes that if he only had a pussy, he'd finally be able to win that lemmings level (level n00b)
>>269 is the reason lemmings throw themselves off a cliff.
>>272 was a rightwing activist, but made a sudden, random swing to the hardcore left side
>>273
whilst visiting his dead sisters came down with a severe case of bonitis
>>282 is stupid enough to bring us closer to Godwin's law
Is this how you normally fuck? Or did you leave your penis at home?
>>290 didn't know the WORD enema until reading this topic.
>>294 played the enema game strictly by the book up to level 60
>>297 was proud of his ability to cast Fireball when he reached level 5
>>298 spent a week eating various foods in an unsuccessful attempt to produce flammable farts
>>302 hasn't got a dibbideedooo jibbajibba scabbity-doo
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>>315
runs a elitistic forum you've got to pay for view.
>>317 Hello, you have confused this thread with the insult thread. You will migrate over to it now, thank you.
people don't talk to >>320, although that's what it looks like. They're only trying to make his clothes feel less depressed for having to keep around this guy all the time.
>>326 likes the smell of his current girlfriend's tampons.
>>328 likes the smell of "natural vanilla flavor", which is made from antifreeze.
>>340's mom is a lot of F-UN.
>>341,340,339 can't spell BU-N
>>342 is a weeaboone
>>344 puts asparagus in his ass
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>>356 needs to get that carrot out of his ass and stop being moe
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>>362 has enough communication deficiencies to call himself Rei
>>363 is that fucktard who keeps trying to rename Rei 'Guu'.
>>364 is a shitmitten who still thinks fucktard is a trendy putdown.
>>365 has a particularly nasty method for classifying different types of shitmittens
>>369 has just been banned.
>>370 lives by the motto "if you can't wear mittens, ban those that can."
>>371 thinks Euler's number is just another telephone number
>>372 uses telephones
>>373 is so profoundly retarded that he thinks "uses telephones" is an insult.
>>376 had to look up the word 'dictionary' in a dictionary.
>>377 is the peeking giko in http://blog38.fc2.com/h/henta/file/20061110151551.gif
>>380 won't tell us how to bypass the hotlink protection
>>381 doesn't know how to copy+paste a link to send a blank referrer
>>382 says this all the time: "Aaaauuuuurrr! Pim pim pim pim aaaaauuuuuurrrr! Pim pim pim pim."
>>387 thinks that the 'creative juices' people are said to have are in his scrotum. Accordingly, he concludes that only men can be creative.
>>391 is gonna get raped by kuma for being a smart loli
>>394's atomtheory about atoms being tonnes of microscopic spaceships, governed by a hypersentient intelligence, sucks, and I am Jesus.
>>395 TELLS LIES.
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The theory is actually true desu~^^.
>>402 あひゃあひあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃあひゃ
>>403 suffers from Iku Iku Byo but doesn't know it. (for all you nitwits, google it)
>>404 not found for the 3rd time.
>>415 has been saged.
>>417 I'm going to tell you this gently. While we know what you were trying to do, and it was a noble effort, it was phrased less than perfectly. No one ever likes to hear this, but what you've done is commonly known as "fail." This may seem harsh, but "failing" is one of the ways we grow. People can be pretty nasty about this sort of thing, but I'm sure at heart you are a pretty nice, and fundamentally decent individual. It is with this thought that I'd like to gently suggest that you undertake a course of "lurking more" and for a greater percentage of time than you have up to this point, and also, for a longer period.
>>420 just posts in this thread instead of helping this board get better.
>>425 must be a chav. Most people think reading is a worthwhile activity.
>>434 is just one of the new posters here, trying to bring in external memes and getting them excepted.
>>435 doesn't know the difference between 'excepted' and 'accepted.'
>>437 wrongly accuses people of misspelling things when really they have used the correct spelling. O.o
>>442 has his own personal kareha installation where he changes the date to 1993-09-5000 and faps to it.
>>447 thinks he's into IT for being able to change the text on a button in Visual Basic
>>448 doesn't know how to change the text on a button in Visual Basic.
>>450 will get himself in the guinness book of records one of these days if he continues his hobby of "filling own orifices with multiple blunt, elongated objects"
>>454 eagerly awaits the day he can show his child his 'secret place'.
>>462 frequently dresses as a panda and fondles himself
>>464 lovingly made the suit out of his own armpit hair
>>466 thinks armpit hair on men is actually unnatural.
>>468 lovingly maintains a mulch pit that's 98% armpit hair
>>469 being unable to grow armpit hair himself, steals from those who can.
>>473 spells 'refresh button' like this 'refreshbutton.'
>>477 thinks he's a unix guru because he uses the unbuntu desktop his friend installed for him to surf the web
>>488 didn't use a full stop, or 'period' as it is known to our American cousins.
That fucker >>491 better watch his back AND his front.
>>494 better not shout, because Squeeks is coming to town
the emperor has no clothes
>>497 is one of those idiots that keep missing the point
>>499 both knows they can't from personal experience, and left the field wide open for 500GET
>>500 would resemble a cleanly transparent baggie if you beat all the shit out of him.