( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・∀・) i got 10000

What a fag!

( ´ω`) ...I see that I cannot die yet.

( ´ω`) I must remain as champion in the war against tripcodefags, or all will be lost and The Forbidden Garden of DQN will descend into an eternal age of darkness.

( ´ω`) Damn, and I was looking forward to those 72 virgins too.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I would like to make it clear that >>997-1001 was not me. Please do not hate me for the wrongdoings of others...

( ´ω`) I've hated you my entire life. You're the spawn of that accident of mine.

( ´ω`) Anyway, I suppose someone will eventually Grandpa 3.0. Eh, here's to hoping it actually becomes funny again.

>>1005
NO. The next thread is here:

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1135367741

　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　/（●）（●）
　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ DUUURRRR
　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　
　　 //　| |　　　　?
　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　　( ´ω`)　　

　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　/（●）（●）
　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ YOUR TIME IS UP.
　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　
　　 //　| |　　　　Dagnabbit.
　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　　(´ω` )

Part 3:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137058177

>>1008
GOD DAMN YOU

>>380
(・∀・) Grandpa, does this mean something?

( ´ω`) Clonepa's just a retard, Junior, don't bother with him.

(;A;) Granpa, are you dead?
That would make me sad.

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell us a story about the olden days, when men were men and women were inferior!

how did this thread get on the front page again?

>>1014
(・∀・) I don't know, but I want a story!

( ´ω`) Let me rest in PEACE, damnit.

( ´ω`) That came out wrong.

(・∀・) Have you ever tried sageing, grandpa? It's great to make contributions without bumping the thread

( ´ω`) Either way, I'm taking a nap now.