( LƒÖ`) Grandpa (v2.0) (1018)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:34 [no]

( LƒÖ`) hello kids!

969 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:44 [no]

( LƒÖ`) We have all the time in the world... if nobody posts to this thread for the rest of time...

970 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 05:10 [no]

(EÍE)Well, I don't want to waste your time with stupid questions.

971 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4515 05:10 [no]

That's it, Grandpa. I'm afraid I'll need to place you under arrest - http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance%2C+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

972 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 12:33 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I'm above the law, so shove it.

973 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 12:38 [no]

(EÍE) I guess I should move on with life. Get out of this garden and become a man.

(-Í-) ..

(L„D`) yaaaawwnnn..

( LƒÖ`) ...

( LƒÖ`) I feel old, dagnabbit.

974 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 14:49 [no]

975 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:12 [no]

<˜€MÍL> Grandpa, I demand apology juice for this slanderous posting!

976 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:50 [no]

@@ i@EÍE) I'm above Grandpa!
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977 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 19:06 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, Philadelphia is called the "City of Brotherly Love," but why do Eagles' fans have so much pent up homosexual rage?

978 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 20:20 [no]

( LƒÖ`) All sports are homoerotic in nature, just some more than others. Ever since the Greeks started wrestling naked, men have been finding excuses to be in close physical contact with each other while sweating.

979 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 20:54 [no]

(EÍE) Do you like gladiator movies, Grandpa?

980 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 00:58 [no]

( LƒÖ`) No, but I do like a nice 980GET now and then.

981 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:28 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is Los Angeles called the "City of Angels"?

982 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4516 03:26 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Don't you know how to read a book?

983 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:27 [no]

(EÍE) Th-that's..!

984 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 05:16 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa...

(EÍE) Are you really Hitoraa Adorofu?

985 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:56 [no]

( LƒÖ`) . . .

( LƒÖ`) Junior, do I look like I have a mustache?

986 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 07:45 [no]

(EÍE) You can only do so much with one-line AA, Grandpa.

987 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:07 [no]

(EÍE) Hey grandpa, why is KUMA also nicknamed Pedobear? And why makes long cat long? And why is everyone saying WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

988 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:35 [no]

( LƒÖ`) That's no place for you to be, Junior! Get out this instant!

989 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 13:15 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Everyone says WRYYYYYY because Jojo's Bizarre Adventure rules.

990 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:23 [no]

(EÍE) But I heard it was kind of homosexual, Grandpa! Is that really what's cool these days?

991 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:10 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I remember the Gay revolution back in the 1970s. It was led by WT Snacks of course.

992 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:44 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, have you noticed that the closer we get to the end of a thread, the more people post in it? Why is that?

993 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 19:51 [no]

( LƒÖ`) >>300-950 were a rest period. You have to stop and catch your breath when you're my age!

994 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 21:21 [no]

(EÍE) Ahem.

(EÍE) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: He hath....

(EÍE;) Um... He hath....

(EÍE;) Psst. Line!

995 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:31 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Try and go get >>1000, Junior! Reach for the rainbow while you're young!

996 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:44 [no]

(EÍE) Let's fight to the death for >>1000!

997 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:04 [no]

hello am i late?

998 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:05 [no]

(EÍE) oh im tooo late

999 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:06 [no]

(EÍE) then again

1000 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:06 [no]

1000GET(EÍE)

1001 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:07 [no]

(EÍE) i got 10000

1002 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:08 [no]

What a fag!

1003 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:28 [no]

( LƒÖ`) ...I see that I cannot die yet.

( LƒÖ`) I must remain as champion in the war against tripcodefags, or all will be lost and The Forbidden Garden of DQN will descend into an eternal age of darkness.

( LƒÖ`) Damn, and I was looking forward to those 72 virgins too.

1004 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:33 [no]

(EÍE) Grandpa, I would like to make it clear that >>997-1001 was not me. Please do not hate me for the wrongdoings of others...

1005 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 03:47 [no]

( LƒÖ`) I've hated you my entire life. You're the spawn of that accident of mine.

( LƒÖ`) Anyway, I suppose someone will eventually Grandpa 3.0. Eh, here's to hoping it actually becomes funny again.

1006 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 04:09 [no]

1007 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 04:47 [no]

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1009 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 13:48 [no]

>>1008
GOD DAMN YOU

1010 Name: 1993-09-4535 04:36 [no]

>>380
(EÍE) Grandpa, does this mean something?

1011 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 03:42 [no]

( LƒÖ`) Clonepa's just a retard, Junior, don't bother with him.

1012 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:35

(;A;) Granpa, are you dead?
That would make me sad.

1013 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:20

(EÍE) Grandpa, tell us a story about the olden days, when men were men and women were inferior!

1014 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:34

how did this thread get on the front page again?

1015 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:10

>>1014
(EÍE) I don't know, but I want a story!

1016 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:15

( LƒÖ`) Let me rest in PEACE, damnit.

( LƒÖ`) That came out wrong.

1017 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:36

(EÍE) Have you ever tried sageing, grandpa? It's great to make contributions without bumping the thread

1018 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:38

( LƒÖ`) Either way, I'm taking a nap now.

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