( ´ω`) Kiddo, I've already told you that Wikipedia isn't the best--well, a few cans short of a six-pack, yknow.

( ´ω`) Anyway, you'll never find true background data about me on the internet. I've hired several of the world's best hackers to destroy all information pertaining to me, my ancestors, and anyone related to me.

(;´ω`) You see, I've done some pretty wild stuff in the past that had to be kept in secret.