( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ・ー・）Hello dad. Hey, son.
(・∀・）Dad?
( ´ω`) Why, if it isn't my accident of a son!
( ・ー・）I've come to take Junior back home. He's spent way too much time asking you questions, dad.
J(`Д´)し WHAT?!
( ´ω`) Bullshit, you pathetic waste of DNA. He certainly learns more talking to me than he does listening to your idiotic stories.
(・∀・）Grandpa, why are you always mean? You were much kinder in v1.0
( ´ω`) Sorry, sonny boy. It's just that your father and I aren't on the best of terms, and I was worrying that he might try and take you away.
( ´ω`) sniff You love your grandpa, don't you, sonny boy? Don't you want to hear more of my stories?
(・∀・) Yes, Grandpa, I shall continue to ask questions and nothing will stop me.
.ノ^ yヽ、
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|ー・） Well, if you want to talk to my dad so much, so be it. But
⊂ ） I will be back, someday..
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( ´ω`) Thank god that rancid smell is gone!
(・∀・）Like father, like son!
(-∀-） Why is it that you hate Dad so much anyway?
(・∀・） Without him i wouldn't be sitting here keeping you company y'know.
( ´ω`) That is the reason I hate your dad.
(・∀・） Grandpa, why do so many people want to buy a Xbox 360? The launch titles usually aren't that good anyway.
( ´ω`) Huh?
A what-box? Is this one of your new-fangled record players?
(;・Д・） Grandpa, you've turned invisible!
( ´ω`) O Rly?
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(・ー・） that was me... sorry...
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( ´ω`) Who let Hikki in? I thought I banished him from my house. Junior!
(・∀・） That's dad, Grandpa, after a lifetime of no-love from you!
( ´ω`) want some wrinkly lovin'?
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(・∀・）What was it like being a rock star, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) It rocked, junior.
(・∀・）Grandpa what do you think of David Bowie?
( ´ω`) Didn't he do that Faggy Starslut concept album or something like that?
(・∀・）He played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly, and The Spiders From Mars, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) The only musician I respect is GG Allin. He was hardcore.
(・∀・）Grandpa, how do you do that Voo Doo that you do so well?
( ´ω`) That's a family secret, sonny.
(・∀・） I'm family! Can't you tell me?
( ´ω`) ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!
(⌒ヽ、 （⌒ヽ、 ―――― ○
（ ） , ⌒ヽ ( ） ／/ | ＼
ゝ ヽ （ .' （ ヽ⌒ヽ.. ／ / | ＼
（ ） ゝ ｀ヽ( ） |
ゝ ｀ヽ,( ( ｀ヽ
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Grandpa: Junior, we're outside.
We must be dreaming...
( ´ω`)○○ （・∀・ ）
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''''""ヽ|〃ヽ|〃（○） |〃ヽ|〃""' ' ,;:;;..,, '''''""""'''''' ''''""~""'
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''''""ヽ|〃ヽ|〃 ヽ|〃ヽ|〃 ヽ|〃ヽ|〃,;:;;..,, ''
(・∀・）Wake up, Grandpa! I've go something to show you! Remember J-bot? I recharged him and plugged him into the wall, so he'll last longer.
|・＿・| HELLO-GRANDPA-UNIT. ACTIVATING-INTERFACE.
( ・ω・) Sorry, Junior...
(・ω・) ...but this time, Grandpa won't be waking up.
(・∀・）Who the fuck are you!. asshole?
(⌒ヽ、 （⌒ヽ、 ―――― ○
（ ） , ⌒ヽ ( ） ／/ | ＼
ゝ ヽ （ .' （ ヽ⌒ヽ.. ／ / | ＼
（ ） ゝ ｀ヽ( ） |
ゝ ｀ヽ,( ( ｀ヽ
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Grandpa: Clonepa?
Clonepa: Everything is going as planned..
( ´ω`)○○ （・ω・ ）
,.,.,.,., （○）""'（○） ' （○） '''''""""'''''' ;.."" :,;:;;"""
.,.,.,,,,.（○）（○）（○）○） ,,o|〃""' ' '''''""""'''''' ,;:;;..:;;:
(・∀・） Have those two went nuts?
( ´ω`) Was that a dream? Why, I haven't had a dream in at least 30 years now!
( ´ω`) How..disturbing. I was outside. My eyes hurt.
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(・ー・） hello... father... welcome back... hahahahahaha...
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( ´ω`) What the hell am I doing here?! Where's junior?!
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(・ー・） oh... junior, is it... it's ALWAYS junior, isn't it...
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(・∀・） is this good enough for you?! huh?!
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(｀ハ´） Damn, I need a beer. Are there any in the fridge?
(｀ハ´） OOOF!
(｀ハ´） Hey! Who the hell left this power coord lying across the floor?
|・＿・| 4:59:99!
|・＿・| 4:58:65!
|・＿・| 4:57:31!
meanwhile
(・∀・）I gotta go see my fiancee! Tralala.
(・∀・） Hello, fiancee!
（・_・。） ...
(・∀・） ... Hello?
（・_・。） ...
(・∀・;) Er, why aren't you talking to me-
BANG
'¬（・_・。） Sorry Junior, it's for the sake of the mission.
（・_・。） Mission complete.
Sound Only ...Good job.
( ´ω`) I sense a great disturbance in the DQN.
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(・∀・） What?! Isn't my DQN enough?!
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( ´ω`) You couldn't DQN yourself out of a paper bag, now shut up and get me out of here.
( ´ω`) Oh, uh, hello there.
（・_・。）...
( ´ω`) Speak up, youngin'.
BANG
'¬（・_・。） Forgive me, Grandpa. But I-
( ´ω`) Haha! It'll take more then that to kill me!
（・_・。）!
Meanwhile
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(´ ｀ヽ、
⊂,_と（ ）⊃
( ・ー・） Dad! Dad?!
(;・Д・） Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa?!
( ・ー・） Junior, I have some bad news for you...
( ・ω・) .....
(;・Д・）He's drunk again?
( ・ー・） No, but I saved a load of money by switching to Geico.
(;・Д・） ...
( ´ω`) Them I-talian secret ops can't hurt me because I have mew mew
（・_・。） . o O ( If I don't kill I won't be loved by my controller! )
(・∀・） Grandpa, help me!
|・＿・| 0:00:05!
|・＿・| 0:00:04!
|・＿・| 0:00:03!
（ ´∀｀）I like Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
|・＿・| 0:00:02!
|・＿・| 0:00:01!
|・＿・| 0:00:00! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.
(・∀・） I knew I should've disabl-
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( ・ω・) < Ooh... Fireworks! So pretty
Meanwhile
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(;・Д・） J-bot, fix Grandpa!
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|・＿・| BEEP
( ・ω・) ...
(;・Д・） Clonepa! What happened to grandpa! I thought that he wasn't killed by Fiancee's shot!
( ・ω・) It's something else... he's not dead, he's in some sort of... COMA.
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( ・ω・) < He's pining for the fjords.
(・∀・）I want to fuck fiancee.
( ・ω・) Idiot, that was just a part of a drug-induced dream. You don't really have a fiancee. You don't even have a girlfriend!
( ・ω・) anyway, since grandpa's gone, youll be asking me questions from now on.
( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ・ω・) o O ( I've underestimated him... to break that illusion so easily, it would take uncharted levels of DQN! )
( ・ω・) o O ( If the illusion was broken, then I must resort to... THE GRANDPA-VANQUISHER 2.0 (patent pending)!!)
＿ ＿＿_ ∧∧ ＿ 人人人人人人人人人人
／⌒＼ ＼ 〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ ／⌒＾＼＼ ＜ ＞
/／⌒＼ |◎| ＿/ ||Ξ/ つ¶¶ / ／⌒＼|◎| ＜ This is the end, Grandpa!!
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/ ● ＿＿_ ＼|／ ● ●/＼ ￣＼__〉 ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨
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(・∀・）Sugoi, Clonepa! We're fucked!
(・∀・）Let's play some awesome fight music. Hmm... Perhaps Iron Maiden - Fallen Angel? Something heavier, like Amon Amarth - Vs. The World? Well, maybe some video game music. Earthbound - Final battle might work...Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Battle 3 also. Oh, there's so many possibilities! What do you think, everyone?
( ・ω・) Something classy.
( ´ω`) May I suggest Tchaikovsky's "Scherzo: Allegro non tanto e con fuoco (Qrt. 1)?"
（ ｀ハ´）An articulate choice, Grandfather, but I believe Barber - Adagio for Strings is a more peculiar notion for such an epic event.
(・∀・） But you know, for classy, dramatic music, you really can't beat O Fortuna!
( ・ω・) Wait, I know!
Don't wanna know why, everybody ready get it on!!
＿ ＿＿_ ∧∧ ＿ 人人人人人人人人人人
／⌒＼ ＼ 〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ ／⌒＾＼＼ ＜ ＞
/／⌒＼ |◎| ＿/ ||Ξ/ つ¶¶ / ／⌒＼|◎| ＜ Turbo Smasher Punch!!
／ ）|日|＼/__＼|／￣￣￣￣＼ _____.|日|＼_ ＜ ＞
/ ● ＿＿_ ＼|／ ● ●/＼ ￣＼__〉 ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨
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( ´ω`) It was my late father's dying wish that I would bring absolute justice to DQN - and now, I shall enforce his last words stronger then ever before.
◢░ ▄▅ ▅▄ ░◣
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▐░:: ▂ ▂ :::░▍ CLONEPA, THIS WILL BE THE END!
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∧ ∧,〜
( （⌒￣ `ヽ ＿
＼ ＼ `ー'"´, -'⌒ヽ Grandpa: Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu:
/∠＿,ノ / Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki.
/（ ノ ヽ､＿/´ ＼
､（ 'ﾉ（ く `ヽ､
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（ ｀ハ´）Fool, using one of your strongest techniques right off the bat.
(・∀・）Even I'm not that stupid, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) But it looked cool..
( ・ω・) It did, actually.
( ´ω`) You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '' at line 1
(・∀・）wow grandpa, thanks that you let me know!
( ｀ハ´）You know, -I- should be involved in this battle. After all, I am Grandpa's greatest opponent.
( ・ω・) Then, you're my enemy.
( ｀ハ´）HAAAAAAA
( ・ω・) UWAAAAAAA
/＿／＿／￣＼_|/ ＼ ＼＿＼
＾ /＿＿_＿| _＿ ＼ ＼. | |
|( ｀ハ´）＿＿＿| ＼|＿／
CRUSHED
A...ah, damnit.
＿ ＿＿_ ∧∧ ＿ 人人人人人人人人人人
／⌒＼ ＼ 〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ ／⌒＾＼＼ ＜ ＞
/／⌒＼ |◎| ＿/ ||Ξ/ つ / ／⌒＼|◎| ＜ How strong is that exoskeleton of yours?!
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Darkpa: Grandpa, we're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at, but... At least I always fought for what I believed in... Grandpa... farewell.
/＿／＿／￣＼_|/ ＼ ＼＿＼
＾ /￣ | _＿ ＼ ＼. | |
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( ´ω`) DARKPAAAAAAA!!!!
( ・ω・) Foolish man...He begged for death, and it found him. You see? You can't save anyone. Not even yourself...DIE!
(・∀・）That was dramatic, but it made no sense. Why was Darkpa Clonepa's enemy in >>745?
( ・ω・) Well, you see, -I- want to be the one to put an end to Grandpa myself. I won't let anyone interfere with that.
( ´ω`) Oh, and we were also taking lines from Metal Gear Solid, of course. Just for reference.
(・∀・）tl;dr I see.
( ´ω`) Anyways, we need some more music. Clonepa already picked something, Junior is an idiot, and Darkpa is dead. That leaves me and my worthless son... any ideas, jackass?
( ・ー・） ....no.....
( ・ー・） Actually, if you're bored, you could just shoot the robot with this stinger missile launcher I've got here.
( ｀ハ´） I'm not quite dead yet.
( ｀ハ´） It just so happens that I am only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
(・∀・）ARE YOU maybe UNDEAD?!
( ´ω`)Stop lying, Darkpa. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
( ｀ハ´） rock solid
( ｀ハ´） Really, I'm not quite dead yet.
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＾ /＿＿_＿| _＿ ＼ ＼. | |
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( ・ω・) I made everything but the fist out of cardboard.
( ;´ω`) C...cardboard?!? ALL HOPE IS LOST NOW!
(・∀・）Holy crap, Clonepa, you should have told me you liked to build robots with cardboard! I got a few myself - none as cool as yours is though!
( ・ω・) We'll discuss this later, Junior. I'm busy watching Grandpa die of wakabamark.
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(・∀・）Grandpa? Grandpa?!!? GRANNDDDPAAAASNNAAAAAAAKKEEEEE!!
( ・ω・) So, it's all over.
( ｀ハ´）My nemesis has been vanquished. What should I do now..?
（・_・。）...
|┃三 Slam!
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|┃ ≡ ＠#、＠
＿＿__.|ミ＼＿＿（ ﾉ`） I don't remember why I even married him!
|┃=＿＿||ヽ ^ /|＼ Really though, I don't. Anyone know why?
(・∀・） His money?
( ・ω・) His home?
( ｀ハ´） His power?
（・_・。） ...his inner beauty...?