ITT we say something nice about the poster above us (302)

1 Name: !YsP554yc3s 1993-09-4559 18:51 [no]

Well?

53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 11:49 [no]

very polite

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:02 [no]

>>53 is very intelligent and unselfish and has impeccable personal hygiene.

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:04 [no]

>>54 Tastes like fine wine

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:16 [no]

>>55 is a Panda

57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:27 [no]

>>56 has the gift of turning insults into positive things

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 12:52 [no]

>>57 Knew better than to be tricked into saying "Pa Pa Panda"

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 14:56 [no]

>>58 makes me go all fuzzy inside

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 17:21 [no]

>>59 isn't a menace to society

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 18:09 [no]

>>60 is a model citizen

62 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 18:22 [no]

>>61 married Rose Cotton and had thirteen children.

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 01:31 [no]

>>62 loves children.

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 02:27 [no]

>>63 has his-or-her head on straight.

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 03:45 [no]

>>64 has grown up to be an upstanding citizen, despite being found at a railway station in a handbag

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 05:04 [no]

>>65 giggles delightfully when prodded

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 05:04 [no]

>>65 Perfect in every way

68 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 07:26 [no]

>>67 Makes me the one-pump wonder.

69 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 09:46 [no]

>>68 makes adorable comments

70 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 09:59 [no]

>>69 is so kawaii

71 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 14:19 [no]

>>70 is a polyglot.

72 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 16:48 [no]

>>71 is cute when (s)he sleeps, no matter what >>71 thinks.

73 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 20:07 [no]

>>72 can see past gender, which is a beautiful thing.

74 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 00:45 [no]

>>73 loved by everyone

75 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 01:12 [no]

>>74 is loved by bridget in particular.

76 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 05:37 [no]

>>75's love has no boundaries.

77 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 06:18 [no]

I believe >>76 when he says that the threat of being locked up in a mental hospital caused his insanity, and not the other way around.

78 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 10:48 [no]

>>77 took Erving Goffman's Asylums to heart exceptionally well

79 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 14:07 [no]

>>78 is beloved by kittens and babies.

80 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 14:12 [no]

>>79 loves kittens and babies.

81 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 14:30 [no]

>>80 can type

82 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 15:00 [no]

>>81 lives up to his name

83 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 17:49 [no]

>>82 dresses smartly and sensibly, no matter the season.

84 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 20:42 [no]

>>83 never wears white shoes after Labor Day.

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 21:40 [no]

>>84 wears pearls only after 6pm.

86 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4563 22:11 [no]

>>85 always leaves a 20% tip.

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 04:32 [no]

>>86 Always drops his change into the 'help the children' jar

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4564 07:22 [no]

>>87 Smiled at an ugly girl today.

89 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 17:46 ID:NjwlRl9i

>>88 Was smiled at by >>87

90 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 17:55 ID:MENzlRWq

>>89 never places his elbows upon the table, and even folds his napkin at the end of a meal!

91 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 18:33 ID:qxUXSy1s

>>90 always uses the proper utensils.

92 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 20:20 ID:Y03yPAFu

>>91 is such a gentleman that he refrains from swearing around women.

93 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 21:50 ID:dtZ3qmyM

>>92 is such a feminist he doesn't.

94 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 22:01 ID:I+uUMX3X

>>93 generously supports public television.

95 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4564 23:40 ID:42HC3tG0

>>94 generously supports public radio, even though he disagrees with almost everything he hears on it.

96 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 00:48 ID:k6PV7mqM

>>95 says the nicest things.

97 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 01:56 ID:uL4s7hdW

>>96 deserves every word >>95 says.

98 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 03:48

>>97 Always Headshot when playing FPS game

99 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:28

>>98 is always polite to people, even when playing FPS games online.

100 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:49

>>99 was kind enough to let me have the privilege of 100GET

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 16:54

>>100 beat me to 100GET, but he's still a cool guy.

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 18:51

>>101 brushes after every meal.

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4565 22:32

>>102 showers everyday

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 00:35

>>103 doesn't shower everyday to save water and the environment

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4566 01:10

>>104 cares about the environment and is considering suicide in order to reduce the strain on it.

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 16:31

>>105 has such a delightful laugh, it's positively intoxicating!

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 17:04

>>106 can find positivity in anything.

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 18:21

>>107 bravely took on the role of a stripper in the movie "Closer."

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 00:00

>>108 fearlessly jumped on a live grenade to save his platoon, and lived to tell about it.

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 13:53

>>109 never threw a grenade at any platoons.

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 14:56

>>111 makes me laugh

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 16:22

>>111 has lots of self respect.

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 16:48

>>112 recognizes the good in others.

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 17:14

( ß ƒŽß) >>113 posts to my thread every day!

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 23:55

>>114 always washes his head thoroughly after imitating Squeeks

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 23:59

>>115 is Squeeks. :3

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 03:41

>>116 recognizes the Squeeks in others.

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 06:58

>>117 realized his inner Squeeks

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 07:02

>>118 transcends Squeeks

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 07:33

>>119 is a beloved registered member of Squeeks' IRC channel

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 10:51

>>120 has a life outside IRC

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 14:16

>>121 had one, but gave it up because of his intense love and support for Squeeks.

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 19:31

>>122 Can see through the hollow charade that Squeeks has blinded everyone with and is secretly working from within to bring as many out of their IRC Hell as he can!

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 23:39

>>123 Is aware of the little-known grammatical nuance that if one cannot capitalize a proper noun (such as a Kareha post reference), one should capitalize the particle immediately after it. Bravo!

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 00:34

>>124 gives others lots of credit, but quite modest when it comes to himself

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 04:06

>>125 can see deeper into a millstone than most.

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 13:10

>>126 knows what a millstone is.

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 14:13

>>127 has an excellent grasp of minerology.

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 14:29

>>128 can use binary and hexadicemal numbering as easily as decimal numbering

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:17

>>129 can actually think in octal when chmod'ing!

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:49

>>130 vf syhrag va ebg13.

132 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 17:50

>>131 speaks fluent mumbo jumbo.

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:29

>>132 is very smooth character!

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:42

>>133 Invented the old "paint a tunnel on the side of a cliff" trick that always goes wrong for the coyote.

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 19:42

>>134 has a fine appreciation of classic cartoons.

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:27

>>135 has an impressive collection of horseradishes.

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:45

>>136
Has a flavorful penis.

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 21:47

>>137 enjoys the fruits of >>136's attention to personal hygeine.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 00:34

>>138 can play a mean balalaika

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 02:06

>>139's rhythm kazoo is the perfect accompaniment

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 02:32

>>139 appreciates the diversity of the world's different cultures

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 02:37

>>141 appreciates the diversity of the world's different cultures until one of them moves in next door.

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 03:09

>>142 would let >>141 marry his daughter.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 03:20

>>144 would let >>143 dress up as his daughter

145 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 03:39

>>144 is my daughter

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 06:38

>>145's daughter is really cute and good at her job

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 08:33

>>146 Has exceptional taste in fashion

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 10:48

>>147 does not let fashion influence his daily life unduly.

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:43

>>148 fought the Law, but graciously let the Law win.

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:54

>>149 is twice as tough as vin deisel, but also twice as modest so you never hear about it!

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:58

>>150 taught Chuck Norris the secret of the Roundhouse Kick.

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 20:14

>>151 taught Chuck Norris how to be a loving father.

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