Well?
>>5 is MODD!5JrU4QOlH6.
>>7 is too stupid to understand why this thread keeps coming back.
Everybody would be much happier if >>9 didn't come back.
>>11 started another thread even though this one already existed.
>>12 wants to blow the poster over there, yonder by the bushes where wild rye grows
Normally I don't pick on retards, but for >>16 I"ll make an exception!
>>17 thinks that toblerone chocolate bars are shipped in triangular trailers
>>18 often confuses toblerone bars and cat shit. Hilarity ensues.
>>19 never owned a single pair of mittens in his god-forsaken life.
>>27 was a volcano in a past life
>>37
put the dumb in stupid dumbfuck
>>38 is a ***tard.
>>42 likes to wear pink.
>>43 is uncomfortable with his own femininity.
>>44 is in touch with his femininity since after the gender-operation. It's been five years now, and you can let go, in fact you should. It won't fall of.
think you're ofensive huh?
>>47 attempts to affect a casual style of conversation, but fails because his language skills don't even reach that far.
>>51 has lost the will to live, but keeps on living anyway.
>>53
Can not fill in any kind of void, for he is a void in himself.
>>54 couldn't even fill one of those little paper cups the dentists give you when its rinsing time.
>>57 loves it when he dentist gives him a "root canal."
>>62 has trained his rectum to securely hold six bar of atmospheric pressure
>>64 has answered every personal ad on Yahoo and still not gotten laid.
>>66 has contributed to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1,_2006
>>67 doesn't know the difference between an insult and a generous compliment. Eat mud, you braindead donkeyass!
>>69 Forgot to include "accurate" before the word "information"
>>71 is a product of the American educational system, and has to use Spellcheck on every single fucking word he writes.
>>82 dry-humped Mr. Universe's love doll right next to his cold dead corpse.
>>88 bought a 'family pack' of condoms and then wondered why it was empty
>>94's hairy ass sags so much that it wipes clean the floor whereever he goes
>>95's hairy ass sags so much that it wipes clean the floor wherever he goes
>>96 believes that because of his condition, toiletpaper has become obsolete
>>98 watches so much porn, he gets spontaneous erections in elevators because of the similar music played there
>>100 developed a trinary computer system which consists of the values 0, 1 and 11
>>101 developed an imaginary computer system which consists of the values 'furry' and 'buttsecks'
>>102 loves a good catchphrase and won't stop using them.
>>105 is such a japanophile that he thinks everybody D'oh! everybody knows go is a boardgame!
>>107 consistenly beats his own cock for lack of a sex partner.
>>109 is insulted by chinese games
>>110 is world's greatest hikaru no go fanboy
>>112 danced while the piper played, but didn't pay the piper.
>>113 tried to make a reference to some culture thing in an insult, but nobody found out his source to insult him with
>>114 sells software and doesn't release the source code. What a fag!
>>115 believes "software wants to be free" means "I get all my software for free!"
>>119 wasted an hour typing that post in Character Map
>>121 is a fag.
>>128 asdfasdfdas
>>130 is completely lost and just doesn't realize it.
>>131
thinks WEPU9DSSDOFUC90VCX0V'SD /MNMFG/.DFMKIUXLV/K.N,D VXKDCN/K LN.,CZDSFIUY\.LZKU/HBSD/.LX7^*_)*&&&%^%%￡^*_*
>>135 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.
>>138 sucks dick like the rest of these wannabe 'insult the poster above you' posts.
>>141 sure isn't a winner.
>>142 believes he was specially chosen to win a free Ipod.
>>143 bought an iPod.
>>148 makes vague rants about 'dignity' during the day, hires prositutes to dress him as an adult baby at night.
>>150 applied for the job but was rejected, several times, for bad diaper-waist coordination. It goes on the baby, you runt!!! - not on your own hairy ass!
>>151 was rejected from walmart
>>152 didn't know where to place the hamburger in mcdonalds' employee exam
>>153 sang "Ding Fries Are Done" all through the exam.
Nobody knows what >>154 is talking about. Not a new experience for him
>>155 discovered http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html about 800 years after everyone else had seen it and then emailed it to everyone in his Outlook contacts folder.
>>159 is destined to die alone and friendless. Probably out in the desert somewhere.
>>160 will be shot in the back by people he thinks are his friends.
>>163 thinks that a 286 is teh most advanced computer to date
Plays the Phillips CD-i
>>167 double-posts.
>>171 has got his hashpipe.
>>172 has his dickcheese
>>177 ruins the joke for everyone because he always expects the Spanish Inquisition.
>>178 has been repeating that fucking spanish inquisition joke for the last 35 fucking years
>>179 quotes Hitch Hiker's Guide every chance he gets, and then he laughs at his own quote so everyone will know how funny he is.
Reading >>180's post is alot like being drunk.
Sucks his own p3n0r after he has sex with a girl shitting diarrhea during the love-making
>>183 censors himself even in private.
>>185 makes jokes nobody understands, and embarrases all his friends.
>>186 is really the only one who doesn't understand the jokes
>>191-192 uses a shitty browser that double posts on 4-ch and is also a jisaku jien
>>193 can't appreciate posting in a legendary thread.
Kage Musha!
>>197 eats food that could be better served to a useful person.
>>201 fowards e-mails about Columbine students years after they're dead.
>>202 forwards those very e-mails to the dead Columbine students.
Also, >>203 is a Columbine bully.
>>211 doesn't know it, but his hands are cheating on him with a 46 year old hairy fatass
>>212 has never been cheated on because he's doomed to a single life forever.
>>218 does, too.
>>219 stole my sentences, God damn it. And I want them back, NOW.
>>221 didn't make any sense
>>222 got the wrong damn sentences, and the wrong damn trousers.
>>226 got so carried away insulting people, he forgot all about the one person who mattered the most.
>>230 is a feminist democrat.
>>234's mommas so ugly she gots to put a bag over yo haid in case de bag ovah her haid breaks
>>236 still thinks Stormtroopers were originally from Star Wars.
>>238 still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Hard Gay!
>>240 believes in God, the grownups' version of Santa Claus.
>>241 believes his smug atheism makes him smarter, but it really just makes him insufferable.
>>242 is actually taking that atheist serious. A concept surpassing understanding can neither be unconditionally accepted, nor comletely refused. But just so you both know, atheism is a dumber belief than most others. Hard Gay! Hard Gay! Hard Gay! and the easterbunny!
>>243 is still sitting in a pumpkin patch, waiting for the
Great Pumpkin to appear.
>>246's fetish is pumpkin-scented feet.
I hope your nose will bite you
>>250 tried to trick a goat into consummating their relation, even though he'd been happily wedded to a duck for twenty years.
>>251 did a bunch of drugs, but thinks that's all right
>>254 stole a dildo from his mother and knows exactly where he put it.
>>259 dropped out of school at the age of ten, 'cause all the teachers tried to player hate on him
>>260 hates the player, not the game.
>>263 has friends, that are too polite, to ask him to shower
>>264 doesn't have any friends at all, polite or impolite.
>>268 is the guy who keeps posting ">>xxx is a Panda"
>>270 is a rampaging shitcock who wouldn't know a good insult if it bit him in the ass.
>>271 was bitten in the ass by a good insult and knew it.
>>276 can't separate operating systems from sexuality
>>277 was the one who originally spelled Microsoft with the dollar sign.
>>279 still thinks it's cool to spell it as "Windoze"
>>280 thinks the 'mac Flurry' is hybrid technology from Apple and the golden arch
>>281 thinks that Microsoft is actually highly advanced, and have created top-secret alternatives to everything, including eating.
>>285 can only ever make jokes about his dick, because let's face it, nothing is more ridiculous.
>>287 put his lucky rock in his shorts before butt-dropping onto the concrete.
which is very sensible. >>288 actually did a butt-dropping in quick-drying concrete without shorts on... incidentally this happened just before >>288 and his dick, as well as plenty of redundant skin, parted ways forever. That is also the moment that the exclamation 'RRRIiiip-YAAAAAAARRGGh!!!' was first heard.
>>291 has ADD and will get bored in 5 seconds if there are no explosions on a screen nearby
>>292 is boring
>>295 still uses Red Hat Linux 6.4
>>302 is pretty damned slow when you come to think about it.
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>>307 didn't get the 1,000th post in the Squeeks thread.
>>307 ruined the 1,000th post in the Squeeks thread.
310 idem
>>312 is a frequent contributor to simple english wikipedia.
>>313 worships Richard Stallman
>>317 didn't know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother, his name was Ballos.
>>318 did not use a [SPOILER ALERT]
>>319 is still recovering from SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
>>320 WHAT?!?#?!?@?$? DUMBLEDORE DIES?!?!??#?! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>321 That old fag has had one foot in the grave since book two. Snape did him a favor by feeding him to the man-eating wallaby.
>>322 reads Harry Potter books
>>323 only reads unique, original and VERY MANLY AND EXCITING Tom Clancy bestsellers
I like >>325 as much as the next guy but its now turned into the FF7 of chans. No offense but these "POAST MOAR >>325 WALLPAPURS PLXKTHNXBAI!!11!1!1" threads are really getting annoying. It was great last year when there were a bunch of vectors made(ZOMG Original Content!) but now the only things left are constant reposts and low quality-low resolution rehashes. And for those that are going to reply with "GTFO trollfag!" I am not trolling out of hate; just out of frustration for the continuos repetition of the material posted.
Only stupid people reply to a thread "FUCK THIS SHIT! SAGE!" because they are expressing their hatred and thus provoking the OP into doing the very thing they hate like posting furry images, CP, the occasional "FF7 is better than FF6" comment, of >>325 reposts(this thread).
As usual, nobody knows what on Earth >>326 is ranting about.
what a very very witty and original post that was!
>>329 wouldn't even help his own grandmother reference an earlier post.
>>330 doesn't think his grandmother could handle FreeBSD, so he gave her a Mac instead.
>>331 doesn't even know that macs are just running FreeBSD with the proprietary Aqua window manager!
Nobody cares if >>334 is here or not, but can't help notice the smell.
>>336 has no sense of smell and has to taste everything instead
>>342 thinks he belongs to an elevated class of humanity. But really, he's just walking on his toes.
>>345 uses public transportation, but makes excuses in order to weasel out of paying full fare. What, is a dollar-fifty REALLY too much to ask!?
>>346's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.
When people ask "What's your name", >>348 is clueless.
>>352
Tries to impress everyone by saying "so-and-so is a faggot" as verbosely as he can, and he's oblivious to the fact that half of his audience is asleep and the other half are playing games on their cell phones and PDAs.
>>354's greatest life achievement was to finally beat Freecell
When people ask "What's your name", >>356 replies with "Squeeks".
>>357 asks random strangers "how do I shot web" and then giggles like a little school-girl.
>>359, I take responsibility for that.
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>>363 answers questions candidly and directly, which is why he is so much less successful than Brett Kavanaugh.
Post making the implication that >>364 thinks this is the ITT we mix up the concept of every other thread thread.
>>365 still hopes to one day peek underneath princess peach's dresses
>366 is a member of Andy's inner circle, and as such, has had that honor.
>>368 fails at the game of Life
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>>370 has no fucking idea what's going on in this thread
>>371 fails at eating Life breakfast cereal
>>373 IS a real man. And he's going to face captain Crunch to make the world a better place
>>376 couldn't even get laid in the right thread
>>377 doesn't know how many wieners there are in Vienna
>>379 stole my Maxim Gorki book because he wasn't getting any
>>382 isn't getting any, and isn't doing anything about it.
>>383 got it in spades. We're talking about STDs rite?
>>384 is circumcised
>>388 wanted to be a tripfag, but was too stupid to figure out how to do it~~
>>390 sees conspiracies everywhere, and won't shut the fuck up about 'em.
>>391 can't even see a beautiful insult when its right before his eyes. Learn to count, moron!
>>392 thinks shitty failed jokes are beautiful
>>393 is a fucking moron.
>>396 insulted himself, seeing as nobody else would ever stoop so low as to pay attention to him.
>>399 smells like 400 lbs. of deep fried dogshit.
>>404 thought disallowing posting in /niche was a fucking splendid idea
>>405 's Method was not allowed.
>>406 thinks "Kusomiso technique" the the instant his eyes see the word "Method". The information doesn't even travel down his optic nerve first.
>>407 has an unhealthy obsession with Japanese gay porn manga
>>408 , being a cock straddling queer, is on the ball today.
>>409 has deep seated issues regarding his sexuality, sadly lacks the necessary skills to come to terms with them and therefor will end up being hand-balled in rest stops when he's 40.
>>411 is an incorrigible punster, and should not be incorriged.
Reacting to >>411 would be an insult to myself. So I don't
is just plain fucking stupid for not realizing American Superiority.
>>417 is, statistically speaking, an idiot for either voting for Bush in 2004 or failing to vote.
>>418 is, heuristically speaking, a stupid dumbshit asshole
>>419 is, anatomically speaking, a small man.
>>420 is, literally speaking, a "big fat fatty-fatso."
>>421 is, generally speaking, so unremarkable he might as well not exist
>>422 is, figuratively speaking, a nice guy
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In time, regardless of his grandeur, every man's name will eventually disappear from the memories of his kin after he dies.
>>425's death won't even be noticed by his children, should he ever be able to spawn some.
You, >>427, are a waste of life. You should never have been born and every waking moment that you are breathing is spent causing others pain. I hate you. I hate your guts. You sicken and disturb me to no end. I cannot fathom why anyone would ever want to be around you. I don't even see how your parents put up with you. God, what a selfish asshole. >>427, do me a favor and fuck off and die. The world would be better off without you taxing us of our patience.
I'll never forget what you did to me, >>427.
>>430 couldn't handle himself inside a Yoshinoya even with a taste for green onions.
>>431 couldn't nail an insult even with the /super/ nailgun. That's right. Number 5, bitch.
>>433 sucks in a universal but non-specific way.
>>434 is still trying to install the internet on his harddisk
>>437 Does not know what he doing.
>>438 was on the way to destruction, but got lost and wound up in /DQN/
>>439 Can do anything for great justice, has to settle for average justice.
>>443 fell off a RAFT OF THE DEAD once and hit his head on the LUXURY CRUISELINER OF THE DEAD.
>>445 failed to check himself, will most likely wreck himself
>>446 is illiterate. He got his little sister to post for him, and even SHE thought the comment was infantile.
>>448 ate all the candy himself, like the big fattie that he is!
>>451 is unable to love due to deep-rooted psychological issues
>>452 is naked and petrified but will never know the feel of being covered in hot grits
It pains me to insult the guy who makes it so easy to be mocked.
I'm sure that it pains many trees when they realize their supply of oxygen also sustains >>453.
>>454 doesn't realize that trees inhale carbon dioxide.
>>455 found out about wikipedia last week. Now every time he talks, he try to get us to care about some random factoid he picked up there.
>>456 was too cool for school. This by the very rudimentary vocabulary and sentence structure which he is able to use to express himself.
>>457 is frequently gets lost in his own pretentiousness!
>>458 posts whiny topics about not being able to talk to girls at Love and Romance.
>>459 doesn't have that problem. Your problem is that once you've talked to a girl, for some reason you never get to talk to her again ?!
>>460 doesn't realise that only happens to him. Is clueless why that would be.
>>461 can only insult by rephrasing insults from others. Too english crappy writes he.
>>462 is a grammar nazi, who favours outmoded prescriptive methods of language teaching.
>>466 is a stinking pile of buffalo shit upwind of the rest of the internet.
>>467 is an unthinking drone who enthusiastically and unquestioningly swallows whatever shit they say on TV.
>>469 clearly has spinal fluid where his brain should be, as his post indicates he couldn't get a clue if he doused himself in clue musk and performed the clue mating dance during clue season.
>>470 isn't cool. Cool people use tripcodes and secure tripcodes.
>>471 is a deluded tripcode addict who can't stand the idea that someone might not care if his post is in fact his.
mimi cake!
>>475 returned from the dead, but smells like the dead also.
>>476's basement is infested with rats, termites, 4chan users, and other vermin.
>>478 actually thinks otherwise, even though there is no difference in practise.
>>479 is from /*/
Let's everybody pretend >>480 is really cool. Just this once. Once in a lifetime.
>>481 has yet to realise that this thread is not "ITT we project our own insecurities onto the poster above us".
>>485 thinks that "boycotting" television makes him cool.
>>489 is a koi fisher is the reason many japinese gardens close.
>>491 could have described the procedure in great detail.
>>493 would have taken notes, and then masturbated to the notes in a McDonalds restroom.
>>494 knows the only thing to masturbate to in a McDonald's restroom is that sexy Hamburglar.
i came into >>495's big mac
>>497's post sucked so horrifically bad that it pains me to talk about him in order to get this thread back
>>502's post sucks.
>>507, being a cab driver driving Will Smith to Bel-Air, smells so bad that Will Smith got out and said "Smell you later!"
>>508 wants to get ideas from other threds so he gets chased by me in super pursuit mode.
>>513 wants to join martijn. http://www.martijn.org/page.php?id=203000
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>>518 is the Grand Old Man of Dutch pro-pedo movement.
>>521 donated, but got banned from the site
>>523 resurrects long-dead shitty memes to distract himself from the fact that his life is meaningless and will never get any better than this.
>>526 is just bitter because he was banned from AdultFriendFinder for being underage.
>>531 attempted to kill his imaginary friend and was arrested for firing a handgun into a crowd seemingly at random.
>>536 likes to brag about his jobtitle at the Akzo Nobel company: Senior assistant to the floormanager of lavatory-rinsing for the fourth floor.
>>540 neglects far more detestable words such as 'beezy' in favour of 'vocab', no doubt from a microscopic attention span and penis size. Like how I just slipped that one in there? Shame you can never do that,
>>551's wit shows a big gaping hole when it comes to officious curibicles
>>552 was probably thinking of goatse.cx when he posted.
>>553 thinks he is an arbiter of good taste, yet he uses 1146253014810.jpg as his computer wallpaper. What a sicko!
>555 is Scottish.
Not only was >>557 just a tiny bit too slow, he also considers "Scottish" a dirty word.
Excuse for my insult, >>559, but I do not have money to buy meal for my children. Forgive me please.
>>566 knows all that because he frequently visits shady darkrooms
>>568 actually likes stupidly fucking cheese.
>>578 is a penguin from Pen Pen TriIcelon.
>>581 is not a racist, and some of his best friends are niggers!
>>586 has multi-line fetish like most posters around.
>>588 uses an inferior Eurotrash keyboard that's stuck in the 90s, still saying "Return" instead of the more logical "Enter."
>>589 feels superior because he can type 55 WPM with the DVORAK layout
>>591 was also late for his Prom because of spending time on DQN
>>596 captured the hearts of the people only to form a heartless dictatorship.
Which makes perfect sense, you moron. Seriously, you're so brainless not even a desperate zombie would consider you.
>>598 is so fucking dense that he doesn't even realize that all these insults are in fact quite asides to a compatriot about the previous poster. Some times, elbowing is used for emphasis.
The hole in the ozone layer? >>600's love of burritos and chronic gas caused it.
>>601 hates kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!
>>613 is insultin' instead of contributing to other threads.
>>615 is paedophile
>>623 is washed-up in this town! His career is show business is over! It's over for you, Johnny! Vaudeville's dead and you're the tombstone marking the grave, you hack!
>>631 is obviously numberblind. Probably he was the only one who was ever happy about his math grades
>>634 is Hiten Pandya
with that stupid prediction you make yourself very very vulnerable to insult. Its so sad that I cant be bothered
>>646 is a mime with a lisp.
>>657 is one of those people in loose dirty jeans and a nondescript colour shirt who approach you in the park with "excuzzezz, Coud I azzk you a quezzzion??"
And he likes to sniff
>>658 is one of those people who watches people in loose dirty jeans ask questions.
>>661 is none other than Mild Discomfort, the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse
>>662 is Bog Hunter, the original applicant for the third horseman but who was too busy chasing little boys and missed the audition.
>>663 still waits for a response to his solicitations for a menial job at Hogwarts.
>>664 lives in a fantasy world of wizards and pedophiles
>>665 still thinks "I put on my robe and wizard hat" is funny.
>>666 can't even manage a properly satanic reply when getting 666.
>>667 Has completely warped and unrealistic expectation, as well as a remarkable lack of book learning - the true number of the beast is 616. Absolutely inexcusable ignorance.
Unsuspecting visitor, if you read back what has been posted here, you will find a lot of morons
>>670 can't even understand as simple a topic concept as this.
>>671 just doesn't get it...why are there so many little kids like him on the net?
>>673 Is a dunce, as evidenced by his inability to insult the above poster with any strength, as well as his poor spelling.
>>677 hasn't really wrapped his 2-volt brain around the concept of insulting someone else yet.
>>678's brain has always been a perfect conductor. In other words, there has never been potential in his head. just like the person himself
>>678 would be a HEUG fag had his growth not been stunted by too much caffiene at a crucial point in his development
>>684 can't count and has a fucked up idea about insults.
go to your mother and say "please, try again."
>>685 grew up in the loving family of two fathers and a gerbil
>>687 is an NPC
>>690 visits pax-tsukuru
>>692 had sex with my mom and did not clean the sheets afterwards （;´Д｀）
>>693 Σ (ﾟДﾟ;） uses a LOT ━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ )━( )━( )━( ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━ of jap ...〆(ﾟ▽ﾟ*)萌え smilies (´?ω?｀) because he wants to be the （ ´ゝ`） COOL GUY on (=ﾟωﾟ) THE INTERNET 凸(￣皿￣＃)
>>695 's weeaboo is showing
>>698 is Kammo.
>>703 is a Multiple Intelligence Yggdrasil Unit
>>705 is still searching for lost rogia
>>706 IS Lost Rogia
>>708 couldn't tell the difference between being stuck in his ass or a hole in the ground.
>>709 has a fucked up sense of grammar or is just a plain incoherently muttering geek
>>718 doesn't know what it feels like to be the little girl
>>719 thinks he should recommend that feeling to everyone
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>>725 is bun
Das ist der Wahrheit :Q
(・∀・) >>730 doesn't know what life was like before the internet
>>734 states the obvious way too often and doesn't realize how much his friends hate it when he does.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>735 hates mittens...
<丶｀∀´> >>736 hates kittens, even though they are delicious, nida.
>>743 can never remember what comes after "don't think"
>>745 's head is filled with naught but scatological thoughts.
>>746's post has internal rhyming, synchronous to his intestinal chiming.
>>747 is an aspiring artist destined to be ignored by society forever. His works will be discovered hundreds of years after his death and will be immediately discarded as worthless garbage.
in the ugly witch's house, >>748 is the talkative parrot in the dented cage hanging next to the black and white tv. Unfortunately he only knows one sentence which he repeats ad nauseam.
>>750 is a dick, but amazingly enough does not have one.
>>752 seems to think he'll finally get a little action if he defends random girls on the internet
>>754 Does not think the pandas must die.
Corky and The Juice Pigs - The Pandas must Die
>>756 is so dense that his head is constantly at risk of nuclear fusion
>>761 didn't have the courage to insult, so he made the little guy do it.
>>766 overdosed on rainbows and fresh-baked bread. There's nothing more we can do.
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>>770 actually thinks he is writing in 'trinary' language with the values 0, 1 and 10.
>>773's computer wallpaper is guro
>>774 wishes he knew how to change his computer wallpaper
>>775 once changed his computer wallpaper. There are still scratchmarks and gluespots on his screen.
>>777 needs all the luck hie can get, what with being a tripfag and all....
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>>816 thinks he's Shino, but that's narutarded, so he thinks he's gay instead.
>>822
Likes to smother hot caramel all over his nipples and faps to thoughts of letting a clown lick it off for him.
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>>825 is awesome.
Oh wait, that's a complement, not an insult!
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>>847 hopes each sage he delivers brings himself closer to being a sage.
>>848 fails so hard at insulting the suck he generates can power an entire plant.
Pursuant to the Berne Convention, >>851 is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated.
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Is entirely incorrect, information contained within 4-ch.net remain the owner of Jay Squeeksand.
Everytime he thinks about Old Ike, >>862 gets a hard-on that just won't quit.
>>865 likes to crush Reese peanut butter cups all over a deceased dog's genitals and procedes to lick it offfffffff.
>>872 is quite fond of the taste of multiple anonymous men blasting jets of mansauce into their mouth.
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>>874 is a lazy retard who can't even string together a few words
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>>888
mistakenly takes wikipedia as seriously as he takes DQN.
>>>>>> >>890 IIIIs aaas ssssmart aaaas aaaa dddoooogg....
>>898 thinks the internet is a cloud with computers attached to it
>>902 didn't get either 900 or 901 but instead a stinky 902, while I got a kickass 903.
>>904 got saged
>>907
Is so much of a geek he knows to use 'trekkie' instead of the proper 'trekker' in order to get attention
>>908 defended a fictional character in a tight spandex suit
>>911 is an egg
>>912 watches hentia. He watches hentia girls in hentia movies. And has his hentia bathing hat lopsided.
>>913 can't spell "hentae"
DAILY SAGE
>>917 Doesn't have strong enough opinions about saging
No deodorant is strong enoguh for >>919 .
>>922 thinks his retarded gibberish is worth figuring out.
>>924 Is so stupid he missed a chance for an easy insult.
>>926 has repetitive stress injuries in the right hand and genital organs
>>927 thought that a vibrator without batteries for people with Parkinson was a miracle of imagination indeed.
>>928 likes the new side-bar.
>>930 just HAD to involve the 4. Will he learn not to talk about himself here?
>>938 is an online pharmacy which doesn't even stock v1@gr@
>>943 can only express his opinion through the use of relational operators
>>944 farts. A lot. In enclosed public places. He points at the dog and laughs.
>>945 secretly enjoys those farts, and would like it even more if they really WERE dog farts.
>>946 Is projecting his own weaknesses onto others in a desperate bid to avoid dealing with his psychological problems.
>>948 is posting in a stupid thread about how stupid the thread is... would that be stupidity squared, or stupidity distilled?
>>963 thinks the use of latin words is intelligent regardless of context.
>>967 thinks 4chan memes copied from SA are funny.
>>971
thinks
>>977 spends more time analyzing previous posters than appropriately spewing vitriol.
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>>986 is a big fat butt that dosn't like to insult people
>>989 has no idea that the thread limit has been cut down to 998
>>991 exists for the sole purpose of being proven wrong by me.
>>992 is a big fat butt that gets off on proving anonymous people wrong.
