Well?

>>300's balls are fused

>>300 is no use to anyone

>>302 is pretty damned slow when you come to think about it.

>>303 has no balls

>>304 likes to watch Gigli

>>305 is a doo doo head

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>>307 didn't get the 1,000th post in the Squeeks thread.

>>307 ruined the 1,000th post in the Squeeks thread.

>>308
>>309
Different faggot.

310 idem

>>311 was too lazy to type out "idempotent"

>>312 is a frequent contributor to simple english wikipedia.

>>313 worships Richard Stallman

>>313 wants to grow up to be Eric S Raymond

>>312 its 'idem dito' you ignorant twat
>>315 tied a double knot in his intestines

>>316 uses GNAA/Lunix

>>317 didn't know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother, his name was Ballos.

>>318 did not use a [SPOILER ALERT]

>>319 is still recovering from SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

>>320 WHAT?!?#?!?@?$? DUMBLEDORE DIES?!?!??#?! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>321 That old fag has had one foot in the grave since book two. Snape did him a favor by feeding him to the man-eating wallaby.

>>322 reads Harry Potter books

>>323 only reads unique, original and VERY MANLY AND EXCITING Tom Clancy bestsellers

>>324 reads picture books, with great difficulty.

I like >>325 as much as the next guy but its now turned into the FF7 of chans. No offense but these "POAST MOAR >>325 WALLPAPURS PLXKTHNXBAI!!11!1!1" threads are really getting annoying. It was great last year when there were a bunch of vectors made(ZOMG Original Content!) but now the only things left are constant reposts and low quality-low resolution rehashes. And for those that are going to reply with "GTFO trollfag!" I am not trolling out of hate; just out of frustration for the continuos repetition of the material posted.
Only stupid people reply to a thread "FUCK THIS SHIT! SAGE!" because they are expressing their hatred and thus provoking the OP into doing the very thing they hate like posting furry images, CP, the occasional "FF7 is better than FF6" comment, of >>325 reposts(this thread).

As usual, nobody knows what on Earth >>326 is ranting about.

what a very very witty and original post that was!

>>328 doesn't know how to reference earlier posts.

>>329 wouldn't even help his own grandmother reference an earlier post.

>>330 doesn't think his grandmother could handle FreeBSD, so he gave her a Mac instead.

>>331 doesn't even know that macs are just running FreeBSD with the proprietary Aqua window manager!

>>332 isn't even here.

nobody ever notices if >>333 is here or not.

Nobody cares if >>334 is here or not, but can't help notice the smell.

>>335 likes the smell way too much

>>336 has no sense of smell and has to taste everything instead

>>337 thinks 'al dente' is a flavour

>>338 Thinks Al Dente has a pizza shop.

>>339 totally sucks

>>340 smells like a subway toilet

>>341 drinks out of subway toilets

>>342 thinks he belongs to an elevated class of humanity. But really, he's just walking on his toes.

>>343 doesn't have toes.

>>344 doesn't use public transportation

>>345 uses public transportation, but makes excuses in order to weasel out of paying full fare. What, is a dollar-fifty REALLY too much to ask!?

>>346's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.

>>347 is his own grandpa.

When people ask "What's your name", >>348 is clueless.

>>349 is some kind of faggot

>>350 is every kind of faggot

Two for the price of one: >>351 and >>350 can't think of any creative insults, so they just call people faggots all the time. Incidentally, they're totally into Flock of Seagulls.

>>352
Tries to impress everyone by saying "so-and-so is a faggot" as verbosely as he can, and he's oblivious to the fact that half of his audience is asleep and the other half are playing games on their cell phones and PDAs.

>>353 sucks at minesweeper

>>354's greatest life achievement was to finally beat Freecell

>>355 cheats at solitare. Yet still manages to lose.

When people ask "What's your name", >>356 replies with "Squeeks".

>>357 asks random strangers "how do I shot web" and then giggles like a little school-girl.

>>358 falls for penny stock spam every time

>>359, I take responsibility for that.

requesting explanation for >>357 if there is anything to it.

>>360 also takes responisbility for Y2K

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>>362 is living under a turd

>>363 answers questions candidly and directly, which is why he is so much less successful than Brett Kavanaugh.

Post making the implication that >>364 thinks this is the ITT we mix up the concept of every other thread thread.

>>365 still hopes to one day peek underneath princess peach's dresses

>366 is a member of Andy's inner circle, and as such, has had that honor.

>>367 fails at formatting.

>>368 fails at the game of Life

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>>370 has no fucking idea what's going on in this thread

>>371 fails at eating Life breakfast cereal

>>372 isn't man enough for Cap'n Crunch.

>>373 IS a real man. And he's going to face captain Crunch to make the world a better place

>>374 is in the fucking wrong thread.

>>375 is fucking up the wrong thread

>>376 couldn't even get laid in the right thread

>>377 doesn't know how many wieners there are in Vienna

>>378 loves this fucking university, and this university loves fucking >>378

>>379 stole my Maxim Gorki book because he wasn't getting any

>>380 stole >>379's Mapplethorpe book because he wasn't getting any.

>>381 stole >>380's insult because he wasn't getting any.

>>382 isn't getting any, and isn't doing anything about it.

>>383 got it in spades. We're talking about STDs rite?

>>384 is circumcised

When they circumcised >>385, the doctor was inconclusive after the operation on which part was the one that should be thrown away. >>385 was lucky. Otherwise, his foreskin would have posted here, but much better.

>>386 is tl;dr

>>387 brought a "present" from central Europe

>>388 wanted to be a tripfag, but was too stupid to figure out how to do it~~

>>389
>>390

Same person.

>>390 sees conspiracies everywhere, and won't shut the fuck up about 'em.

>>391 can't even see a beautiful insult when its right before his eyes. Learn to count, moron!

>>392 thinks shitty failed jokes are beautiful

>>393 is a fucking moron.

>>394 is a mucking foreigner.

>>396 needs to murk loar

>>396 insulted himself, seeing as nobody else would ever stoop so low as to pay attention to him.

Even >>397 acknowledges he's a nobody

>>398
Acknowledged the nobody.

>>399 smells like 400 lbs. of deep fried dogshit.