ITT we insult the poster above us [PART III] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:30

Well?

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 19:25

>>100 developed a trinary computer system which consists of the values 0, 1 and 11

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 13:56

>>101 developed an imaginary computer system which consists of the values 'furry' and 'buttsecks'

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 16:50

>>102 loves a good catchphrase and won't stop using them.

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:07

>>103 desu desu desu, etc

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:56

Both of >>104's eyes are saying go. What a fag!

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 21:23

>>105 is such a japanophile that he thinks everybody D'oh! everybody knows go is a boardgame!

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 21:53

>>106 is consistently beaten at Go by AI

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:18

>>107 consistenly beats his own cock for lack of a sex partner.

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:18

>>107 makes insults about chinese games

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:47

>>109 is insulted by chinese games

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 12:17

>>110 is world's greatest hikaru no go fanboy

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 14:43

>>111 offers every guy a white lily

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 17:03

>>112 danced while the piper played, but didn't pay the piper.

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 18:44

>>113 tried to make a reference to some culture thing in an insult, but nobody found out his source to insult him with

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:14

>>114 sells software and doesn't release the source code. What a fag!

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:57

>>115 believes "software wants to be free" means "I get all my software for free!"

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 04:14

>>116 works for a russian copy protection company

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 05:10

>>117 is a copy-protected russian.

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 08:53

>>118 is ЅUѴҐҘҬ `ҶςςҐѦ

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:01

>>119 wasted an hour typing that post in Character Map

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:38

>>120 is pretty fly, for a white guy

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:56

>>121 is a fag.

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 10:23

>>122 amazes me with a crazy and original insult

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 21:26

>>123 was actually offended by >>122's insult, which is just small fry. For a shite guy like you however, go on and stand up for your 'rights.'

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 21:47

>>124 was amazed at >>122's insult, and even wrote down notes by hand so he'd be able to refer to it the next time he had to insult someone.

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 02:17

>>125 talks too damn much.

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 09:24

>>126 tl;dr

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:21

>>127 sux

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:41

>>128 asdfasdfdas

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:45

>>129 can't even get 'fgsfds' right!

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 12:53

>>130 is completely lost and just doesn't realize it.

132 Name: yuri!KNs1o0VDv6 : 1993-09-4607 13:20

>>131
thinks WEPU9DSSDOFUC90VCX0V'SD /MNMFG/.DFMKIUXLV/K.N,D VXKDCN/K LN.,CZDSFIUY\.LZKU/HBSD/.LX7^*_)*&&&%^%%^*_*

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 13:20

>>132 actually suffers from line noise

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:25

>>133 is line noise.

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:32

>>134 can't habeeb SHIT.

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:46

>>135 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 18:09

>>136 is a douche.

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 19:58

>>137 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:17

>>138 sucks dick like the rest of these wannabe 'insult the poster above you' posts.

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:28

>>140 fails at irony.

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:45

>>140 still uses "fail."

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:52

>>141 sure isn't a winner.

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 02:17

>>142 believes he was specially chosen to win a free Ipod.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 04:45

>>143 bought an iPod.

145 Name: Secret Admirer : 1993-09-4608 05:51

>>144 is a blood belching vagina

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:43

>>145 is post-menopausal

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 08:07

>>146 luvs him sum obvious "insults"

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 18:52

>>147 robs this thread of its dignity.

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:05

>>148 makes vague rants about 'dignity' during the day, hires prositutes to dress him as an adult baby at night.

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:33

>>149 has a lot of first-hand experience regarding >>148's sexual fetish.

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 00:49

>>150 applied for the job but was rejected, several times, for bad diaper-waist coordination. It goes on the baby, you runt!!! - not on your own hairy ass!

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 05:40

>>151 was rejected from walmart

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 06:56

>>152 didn't know where to place the hamburger in mcdonalds' employee exam

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 11:28

>>153 sang "Ding Fries Are Done" all through the exam.

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 21:39

Nobody knows what >>154 is talking about. Not a new experience for him

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 22:26

>>155 discovered http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html about 800 years after everyone else had seen it and then emailed it to everyone in his Outlook contacts folder.

157 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 22:33

>>156 links to shitty sites on purpose

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:15

>>157 doesn't even know how to link a site.

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:11

>>158 isn't even interesting enough to insult.

160 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 22:07

>>159 is destined to die alone and friendless. Probably out in the desert somewhere.

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 01:23

>>160 will be shot in the back by people he thinks are his friends.

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 01:28

>>161

Has no friends to begin with.

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 02:58

>>162's only friend is the return key.

164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 03:57

>>163 thinks that a 286 is teh most advanced computer to date

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:26

>>164 NEVER GAVE UP HIS PRECIOUS APPLE ] [

166 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:51

Plays the Phillips CD-i

167 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:51

>>165 Plays the Phillips CD-i

168 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:52

>>167 double-posts.

169 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 07:04

>>167 double-posts.

170 Name: Non Person : 1993-09-4615 12:20

>>169 is a kopipe

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 17:21

>>170 is a crackpipe

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 18:59

>>171 has got his hashpipe.

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 20:43

>>172 has his dickcheese

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 21:40

>>173 has Richard Cheese

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 03:47

>>174 wants sex with John Cleese

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 14:58

>>175 wants sex today with Graham Chapman

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 14:59

>>176 would settle for a blowjob from Terry Gilliam

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 16:21

>>177 ruins the joke for everyone because he always expects the Spanish Inquisition.

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 16:59

>>178 has been repeating that fucking spanish inquisition joke for the last 35 fucking years

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 21:53

>>179 quotes Hitch Hiker's Guide every chance he gets, and then he laughs at his own quote so everyone will know how funny he is.

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 22:09

Reading >>180's post is alot like being drunk.

182 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 23:01

>>181 asks a glass of water.

183 Name: Some Guy!ur6F5gR21E : 1993-09-4616 23:04

>>182

Sucks his own p3n0r after he has sex with a girl shitting diarrhea during the love-making

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 00:24

>>183 censors himself even in private.

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 01:34

>>184 said "private" and didn't censor it.

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 21:45

>>185 makes jokes nobody understands, and embarrases all his friends.

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 23:46

>>186 is really the only one who doesn't understand the jokes

188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:04

>>187's life is a joke.

189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:56

>>188's life is the punchline to a sick joke

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:01

>>189 IS a punchline

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:27

>>190 gets punched for cutting in line

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:27

>>190 gets punched for cutting in line

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:29

>>191-192 uses a shitty browser that double posts on 4-ch and is also a jisaku jien

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 07:15

>>193 can't appreciate posting in a legendary thread.

195 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4618 09:04

>>194 can't appreciate The Legend of Kage

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 14:15

>>195

Kage Musha!

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 23:58

>>196 is taking up too much space

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:25

>>197 eats food that could be better served to a useful person.

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 02:53

>>198 breathes too much, wasting valuable air

200 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4619 04:41

>>199

Doesn't breath Carbon Dioxide

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