ITT we insult the poster above us [PART III] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:30

Well?

401 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:32

>>400 is slowly working on eating >>399

402 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:34

>>401 wishes he was getting eaten by >>400

403 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:40

>>402 is waiting for leftovers

404 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4644 04:42

>>403 is waiting to exhale.

405 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 07:57

>>404 thought disallowing posting in /niche was a fucking splendid idea

406 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 08:18

>>405 's Method was not allowed.

407 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:39

>>406 thinks "Kusomiso technique" the the instant his eyes see the word "Method". The information doesn't even travel down his optic nerve first.

408 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:34

>>407 has an unhealthy obsession with Japanese gay porn manga

409 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:42

>>408 , being a cock straddling queer, is on the ball today.

410 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:44

>>409 has deep seated issues regarding his sexuality, sadly lacks the necessary skills to come to terms with them and therefor will end up being hand-balled in rest stops when he's 40.

411 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 22:39

>>410 attended a summer community college course on psychology and now feels qualified to analyze >>409 's problems.

412 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 00:23

>>411 is an incorrigible punster, and should not be incorriged.

413 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 17:00

Reacting to >>411 would be an insult to myself. So I don't

414 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 17:31

>>413 is JISAKU JIEN

415 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 20:35

>>414
Wapanese.

416 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 20:55

>>415
American

417 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 21:24

>>416

is just plain fucking stupid for not realizing American Superiority.

418 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 21:37

>>417 is, statistically speaking, an idiot for either voting for Bush in 2004 or failing to vote.

419 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 06:29

>>418 is, heuristically speaking, a stupid dumbshit asshole

420 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 06:42

>>419 is, anatomically speaking, a small man.

421 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 07:11

>>420 is, literally speaking, a "big fat fatty-fatso."

422 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 07:46

>>421 is, generally speaking, so unremarkable he might as well not exist

423 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 10:40

>>422 is, figuratively speaking, a nice guy

424 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 12:59

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425 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 16:38

>>424 came from VIP

426 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 17:52

In time, regardless of his grandeur, every man's name will eventually disappear from the memories of his kin after he dies.

>>425's death won't even be noticed by his children, should he ever be able to spawn some.

427 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 17:22

>>426 wastes time posting on /dqn/

428 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 18:06

You, >>427, are a waste of life. You should never have been born and every waking moment that you are breathing is spent causing others pain. I hate you. I hate your guts. You sicken and disturb me to no end. I cannot fathom why anyone would ever want to be around you. I don't even see how your parents put up with you. God, what a selfish asshole. >>427, do me a favor and fuck off and die. The world would be better off without you taxing us of our patience.

I'll never forget what you did to me, >>427.

429 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 18:33

Even though I wholeheartedly agree with >>428 on his evaluation of >>427, I think he should realize that he sees >>427 in the eyes every morning after washing his face, looking in the mirror.

430 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 14:37

>>429 oh god I don't know, words don't even begin to describe how horrible >>429 is. I just can't even say anything sufficient

431 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 15:18

>>430 couldn't handle himself inside a Yoshinoya even with a taste for green onions.

432 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 15:58

>>431 couldn't nail an insult even with the /super/ nailgun. That's right. Number 5, bitch.

433 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 02:14

>>432 sucks at counterstrike

434 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 02:49

>>433 sucks in a universal but non-specific way.

435 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 12:46

>>434 is still trying to install the internet on his harddisk

436 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 00:39

>>435's base are all belong to Cats.

437 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 02:47

>>436 piloted a 'zig' and failed

438 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... !DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4650 04:33

>>437 Does not know what he doing.

439 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 06:26

>>438 was on the way to destruction, but got lost and wound up in /DQN/

440 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 01:10

>>439 Can do anything for great justice, has to settle for average justice.

441 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:34

>>440 is the reason DQN is dying

442 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 17:42

>>441 is a Panda

443 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 18:25

>>442 is coming on RAFTS OF THE DEAD.

444 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 18:47

>>443 fell off a RAFT OF THE DEAD once and hit his head on the LUXURY CRUISELINER OF THE DEAD.

445 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 21:23

>>444 is 16

446 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 23:12

>>445 failed to check himself, will most likely wreck himself

447 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4652 02:00

>>446 is illiterate. He got his little sister to post for him, and even SHE thought the comment was infantile.

448 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 06:36

>>447 is trying to lure >>446's little sister into his white van with promises of candy.

449 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 09:36

>>448 ate all the candy himself, like the big fattie that he is!

450 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 15:43

>>449 loves the fatties.

451 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:34

>>450 loves the cock.

452 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:47

>>451 is unable to love due to deep-rooted psychological issues

453 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 19:42

>>452 is naked and petrified but will never know the feel of being covered in hot grits

454 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 00:02

It pains me to insult the guy who makes it so easy to be mocked.
I'm sure that it pains many trees when they realize their supply of oxygen also sustains >>453.

455 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 00:29

>>454 doesn't realize that trees inhale carbon dioxide.

456 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 00:50

>>455 found out about wikipedia last week. Now every time he talks, he try to get us to care about some random factoid he picked up there.

457 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 02:53

>>456 was too cool for school. This by the very rudimentary vocabulary and sentence structure which he is able to use to express himself.

458 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 03:05

>>457 is frequently gets lost in his own pretentiousness!

459 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 04:57

>>458 posts whiny topics about not being able to talk to girls at Love and Romance.

460 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 09:07

>>459 doesn't have that problem. Your problem is that once you've talked to a girl, for some reason you never get to talk to her again ?!

461 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 10:28

>>460 doesn't realise that only happens to him. Is clueless why that would be.

462 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 11:50

>>461 can only insult by rephrasing insults from others. Too english crappy writes he.

463 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 15:45

after around 1500 insults, >>462 still doesn't realize that the best insult is ">>462 is a fucking asshole"

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 19:32

>>463 is a shitbreathing asspocket.

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 19:33

>>462 is a grammar nazi, who favours outmoded prescriptive methods of language teaching.

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 19:34

>>465 is both a linguistics geek and way too slow.

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 20:04

>>466 is a stinking pile of buffalo shit upwind of the rest of the internet.

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 21:27

>>467 is an unthinking drone who enthusiastically and unquestioningly swallows whatever shit they say on TV.

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 22:06

>>467 bu-n!

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4654 22:10

>>469 clearly has spinal fluid where his brain should be, as his post indicates he couldn't get a clue if he doused himself in clue musk and performed the clue mating dance during clue season.

471 Name: !!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4655 00:40

>>470 isn't cool. Cool people use tripcodes and secure tripcodes.

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 04:05

>>471 is a deluded tripcode addict who can't stand the idea that someone might not care if his post is in fact his.

473 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4655 09:10

mimi cake!

474 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ( ί ƒŽί)“ρ“ρ“ρ½!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4655 10:01

>>473 has been banned.

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 10:59

>>474 thinks a pseudoban is an insult.

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 12:14

>>475 returned from the dead, but smells like the dead also.

477 Name: Yay!J2sprLV9fQ!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4655 16:38

>>476's basement is infested with rats, termites, 4chan users, and other vermin.

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 18:53

>>477 actually thinks 4ch = 4chan

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 01:25

>>478 actually thinks otherwise, even though there is no difference in practise.

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 10:57

Let's everybody pretend >>480 is really cool. Just this once. Once in a lifetime.

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 17:10

>>481 has yet to realise that this thread is not "ITT we project our own insecurities onto the poster above us".

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4656 18:22

>>482 is barely worth the effort.

484 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4656 22:17

>>483 is the reason Adult Swim sucks.

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 02:40

>>484 watches television

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 06:13

>>485 thinks that "boycotting" television makes him cool.

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 10:41

>>486 "cots boys"

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 11:41

>>487 is a coy bot

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4657 15:23

>>488 is a robot

490 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4657 18:48

>>489 is a koi fisher is the reason many japinese gardens close.

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 14:17

>>490 never thought anal sex was so intrusive

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 14:48

>>491 could have described the procedure in great detail.

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 20:10

>>492 would have listened intently

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4658 21:50

>>493 would have taken notes, and then masturbated to the notes in a McDonalds restroom.

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 06:40

>>494 knows the only thing to masturbate to in a McDonald's restroom is that sexy Hamburglar.

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4659 20:46

i came into >>495's big mac

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 00:49

>>497's post sucked so horrifically bad that it pains me to talk about him in order to get this thread back

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 00:52

>>497 has low self opinion

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 03:24

>>498 was molested by a guidance counselor.

500 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4665 04:22

>>499 didn't get 500GET.

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