ITT we insult the poster above us [PART III] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:30

Well?

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:41

>>128 asdfasdfdas

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:45

>>129 can't even get 'fgsfds' right!

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 12:53

>>130 is completely lost and just doesn't realize it.

132 Name: yuri!KNs1o0VDv6 : 1993-09-4607 13:20

>>131
thinks WEPU9DSSDOFUC90VCX0V'SD /MNMFG/.DFMKIUXLV/K.N,D VXKDCN/K LN.,CZDSFIUY\.LZKU/HBSD/.LX7^*_)*&&&%^%%^*_*

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 13:20

>>132 actually suffers from line noise

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:25

>>133 is line noise.

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:32

>>134 can't habeeb SHIT.

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:46

>>135 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 18:09

>>136 is a douche.

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 19:58

>>137 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:17

>>138 sucks dick like the rest of these wannabe 'insult the poster above you' posts.

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:28

>>140 fails at irony.

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:45

>>140 still uses "fail."

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:52

>>141 sure isn't a winner.

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 02:17

>>142 believes he was specially chosen to win a free Ipod.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 04:45

>>143 bought an iPod.

145 Name: Secret Admirer : 1993-09-4608 05:51

>>144 is a blood belching vagina

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:43

>>145 is post-menopausal

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 08:07

>>146 luvs him sum obvious "insults"

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 18:52

>>147 robs this thread of its dignity.

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:05

>>148 makes vague rants about 'dignity' during the day, hires prositutes to dress him as an adult baby at night.

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:33

>>149 has a lot of first-hand experience regarding >>148's sexual fetish.

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 00:49

>>150 applied for the job but was rejected, several times, for bad diaper-waist coordination. It goes on the baby, you runt!!! - not on your own hairy ass!

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 05:40

>>151 was rejected from walmart

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 06:56

>>152 didn't know where to place the hamburger in mcdonalds' employee exam

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 11:28

>>153 sang "Ding Fries Are Done" all through the exam.

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 21:39

Nobody knows what >>154 is talking about. Not a new experience for him

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 22:26

>>155 discovered http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html about 800 years after everyone else had seen it and then emailed it to everyone in his Outlook contacts folder.

157 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 22:33

>>156 links to shitty sites on purpose

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:15

>>157 doesn't even know how to link a site.

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:11

>>158 isn't even interesting enough to insult.

160 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 22:07

>>159 is destined to die alone and friendless. Probably out in the desert somewhere.

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 01:23

>>160 will be shot in the back by people he thinks are his friends.

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 01:28

>>161

Has no friends to begin with.

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 02:58

>>162's only friend is the return key.

164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 03:57

>>163 thinks that a 286 is teh most advanced computer to date

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:26

>>164 NEVER GAVE UP HIS PRECIOUS APPLE ] [

166 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:51

Plays the Phillips CD-i

167 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:51

>>165 Plays the Phillips CD-i

168 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:52

>>167 double-posts.

169 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 07:04

>>167 double-posts.

170 Name: Non Person : 1993-09-4615 12:20

>>169 is a kopipe

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 17:21

>>170 is a crackpipe

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 18:59

>>171 has got his hashpipe.

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 20:43

>>172 has his dickcheese

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 21:40

>>173 has Richard Cheese

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 03:47

>>174 wants sex with John Cleese

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 14:58

>>175 wants sex today with Graham Chapman

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 14:59

>>176 would settle for a blowjob from Terry Gilliam

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 16:21

>>177 ruins the joke for everyone because he always expects the Spanish Inquisition.

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 16:59

>>178 has been repeating that fucking spanish inquisition joke for the last 35 fucking years

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 21:53

>>179 quotes Hitch Hiker's Guide every chance he gets, and then he laughs at his own quote so everyone will know how funny he is.

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 22:09

Reading >>180's post is alot like being drunk.

182 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 23:01

>>181 asks a glass of water.

183 Name: Some Guy!ur6F5gR21E : 1993-09-4616 23:04

>>182

Sucks his own p3n0r after he has sex with a girl shitting diarrhea during the love-making

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 00:24

>>183 censors himself even in private.

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 01:34

>>184 said "private" and didn't censor it.

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 21:45

>>185 makes jokes nobody understands, and embarrases all his friends.

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 23:46

>>186 is really the only one who doesn't understand the jokes

188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:04

>>187's life is a joke.

189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:56

>>188's life is the punchline to a sick joke

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:01

>>189 IS a punchline

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:27

>>190 gets punched for cutting in line

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:27

>>190 gets punched for cutting in line

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 06:29

>>191-192 uses a shitty browser that double posts on 4-ch and is also a jisaku jien

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 07:15

>>193 can't appreciate posting in a legendary thread.

195 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4618 09:04

>>194 can't appreciate The Legend of Kage

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 14:15

>>195

Kage Musha!

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 23:58

>>196 is taking up too much space

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:25

>>197 eats food that could be better served to a useful person.

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 02:53

>>198 breathes too much, wasting valuable air

200 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4619 04:41

>>199

Doesn't breath Carbon Dioxide

201 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 21:38

>>200 is a waste of 200get

202 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:20

>>201 fowards e-mails about Columbine students years after they're dead.

203 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:22

>>202 is a dropout working as a school janitor.

>>202 is also the one who keeps writing bomb threats on the toilet paper.

204 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:22

>>202 forwards those very e-mails to the dead Columbine students.

205 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 22:24

Also, >>203 is a Columbine bully.

206 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 23:55

>>204-205 is too slow

207 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 06:56

>>206 can count his IQ with one hand

208 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 07:01

>>207 can't count his HANDS on one hand.

209 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:03

>>208 can't stop resurrecting old threads

210 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:12

>>208 tried to rape his hand, and failed.

211 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 13:14

>>210 was late because he raped >>208's hand before posting, just to show that it could be done.

212 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 14:23

>>211 doesn't know it, but his hands are cheating on him with a 46 year old hairy fatass

213 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 20:01

>>212 has never been cheated on because he's doomed to a single life forever.

214 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 20:29

>>213 sodomizes gomorrah

215 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 02:52

>>214 is a rabid bible thumper

216 Name: NOT Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 09:45

>>215 is a rabbit Bible humper.

217 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 10:15

>>216 is NOT a rabbit Bible humper.

218 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 17:40

>>216 and >>215 both capitalized 'Bible.'

219 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 20:34

>>218 does, too.

220 Name: My Sentences : 1993-09-4622 00:32

>>219 stole my sentences, God damn it. And I want them back, NOW.

221 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 08:47

I endow this sentence to the sordid ass of >>220

222 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 09:02

>>221 didn't make any sense

223 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 10:23

>>222 got the wrong damn sentences, and the wrong damn trousers.

224 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 10:31

>>223 is wearing >>222's underwear.

225 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 10:53

>>224 can tell by their scent.

226 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 13:34

>>223 would only mistake the scent of >>222's underwear for the odour >>224 gives off.

227 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 14:35

>>226 got so carried away insulting people, he forgot all about the one person who mattered the most.

228 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 22:39

>>227 is just jealous.

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