Well?
>>202 forwards those very e-mails to the dead Columbine students.
Also, >>203 is a Columbine bully.
>>211 doesn't know it, but his hands are cheating on him with a 46 year old hairy fatass
>>212 has never been cheated on because he's doomed to a single life forever.
>>218 does, too.
>>219 stole my sentences, God damn it. And I want them back, NOW.
>>221 didn't make any sense
>>222 got the wrong damn sentences, and the wrong damn trousers.
>>226 got so carried away insulting people, he forgot all about the one person who mattered the most.
>>230 is a feminist democrat.
>>234's mommas so ugly she gots to put a bag over yo haid in case de bag ovah her haid breaks
>>236 still thinks Stormtroopers were originally from Star Wars.
>>238 still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Hard Gay!
>>240 believes in God, the grownups' version of Santa Claus.
>>241 believes his smug atheism makes him smarter, but it really just makes him insufferable.
>>242 is actually taking that atheist serious. A concept surpassing understanding can neither be unconditionally accepted, nor comletely refused. But just so you both know, atheism is a dumber belief than most others. Hard Gay! Hard Gay! Hard Gay! and the easterbunny!
>>243 is still sitting in a pumpkin patch, waiting for the
Great Pumpkin to appear.
>>246's fetish is pumpkin-scented feet.
I hope your nose will bite you
>>250 tried to trick a goat into consummating their relation, even though he'd been happily wedded to a duck for twenty years.
>>251 did a bunch of drugs, but thinks that's all right
>>254 stole a dildo from his mother and knows exactly where he put it.
>>259 dropped out of school at the age of ten, 'cause all the teachers tried to player hate on him
>>260 hates the player, not the game.
>>263 has friends, that are too polite, to ask him to shower
>>264 doesn't have any friends at all, polite or impolite.
>>268 is the guy who keeps posting ">>xxx is a Panda"
>>270 is a rampaging shitcock who wouldn't know a good insult if it bit him in the ass.
>>271 was bitten in the ass by a good insult and knew it.
>>276 can't separate operating systems from sexuality
>>277 was the one who originally spelled Microsoft with the dollar sign.
>>279 still thinks it's cool to spell it as "Windoze"
>>280 thinks the 'mac Flurry' is hybrid technology from Apple and the golden arch
>>281 thinks that Microsoft is actually highly advanced, and have created top-secret alternatives to everything, including eating.
>>285 can only ever make jokes about his dick, because let's face it, nothing is more ridiculous.
>>287 put his lucky rock in his shorts before butt-dropping onto the concrete.
which is very sensible. >>288 actually did a butt-dropping in quick-drying concrete without shorts on... incidentally this happened just before >>288 and his dick, as well as plenty of redundant skin, parted ways forever. That is also the moment that the exclamation 'RRRIiiip-YAAAAAAARRGGh!!!' was first heard.
>>291 has ADD and will get bored in 5 seconds if there are no explosions on a screen nearby
>>292 is boring
>>295 still uses Red Hat Linux 6.4