ITT we insult the poster above us [PART III] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:30

Well?

321 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:08

>>320 WHAT?!?#?!?@?$? DUMBLEDORE DIES?!?!??#?! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

322 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:16

>>321 That old fag has had one foot in the grave since book two. Snape did him a favor by feeding him to the man-eating wallaby.

323 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:28

>>322 reads Harry Potter books

324 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:53

>>323 only reads unique, original and VERY MANLY AND EXCITING Tom Clancy bestsellers

325 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 12:10

>>324 reads picture books, with great difficulty.

326 Name: kyra : 1993-09-4632 18:46

I like >>325 as much as the next guy but its now turned into the FF7 of chans. No offense but these "POAST MOAR >>325 WALLPAPURS PLXKTHNXBAI!!11!1!1" threads are really getting annoying. It was great last year when there were a bunch of vectors made(ZOMG Original Content!) but now the only things left are constant reposts and low quality-low resolution rehashes. And for those that are going to reply with "GTFO trollfag!" I am not trolling out of hate; just out of frustration for the continuos repetition of the material posted.
Only stupid people reply to a thread "FUCK THIS SHIT! SAGE!" because they are expressing their hatred and thus provoking the OP into doing the very thing they hate like posting furry images, CP, the occasional "FF7 is better than FF6" comment, of >>325 reposts(this thread).

327 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 18:50

As usual, nobody knows what on Earth >>326 is ranting about.

328 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 19:22

what a very very witty and original post that was!

329 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 20:25

>>328 doesn't know how to reference earlier posts.

330 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 20:26

>>329 wouldn't even help his own grandmother reference an earlier post.

331 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:53

>>330 doesn't think his grandmother could handle FreeBSD, so he gave her a Mac instead.

332 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 04:02

>>331 doesn't even know that macs are just running FreeBSD with the proprietary Aqua window manager!

333 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 10:52

>>332 isn't even here.

334 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 15:43

nobody ever notices if >>333 is here or not.

335 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 16:58

Nobody cares if >>334 is here or not, but can't help notice the smell.

336 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 06:04

>>335 likes the smell way too much

337 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 08:30

>>336 has no sense of smell and has to taste everything instead

338 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 14:46

>>337 thinks 'al dente' is a flavour

339 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 14:56

>>338 Thinks Al Dente has a pizza shop.

340 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 14:36

>>339 totally sucks

341 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 15:19

>>340 smells like a subway toilet

342 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 15:51

>>341 drinks out of subway toilets

343 Name: Demian : 1993-09-4635 16:14

>>342 thinks he belongs to an elevated class of humanity. But really, he's just walking on his toes.

344 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 21:26

>>343 doesn't have toes.

345 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 22:29

>>344 doesn't use public transportation

346 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4636 10:26

>>345 uses public transportation, but makes excuses in order to weasel out of paying full fare. What, is a dollar-fifty REALLY too much to ask!?

347 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 14:36

>>346's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.

348 Name: : 1993-09-4636 18:13

>>347 is his own grandpa.

349 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 18:14

When people ask "What's your name", >>348 is clueless.

350 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:28

>>349 is some kind of faggot

351 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:35

>>350 is every kind of faggot

352 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4636 20:19

Two for the price of one: >>351 and >>350 can't think of any creative insults, so they just call people faggots all the time. Incidentally, they're totally into Flock of Seagulls.

353 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 22:12

>>352
Tries to impress everyone by saying "so-and-so is a faggot" as verbosely as he can, and he's oblivious to the fact that half of his audience is asleep and the other half are playing games on their cell phones and PDAs.

354 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 00:15

>>353 sucks at minesweeper

355 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 05:58

>>354's greatest life achievement was to finally beat Freecell

356 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 11:39

>>355 cheats at solitare. Yet still manages to lose.

357 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 12:35

When people ask "What's your name", >>356 replies with "Squeeks".

358 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 17:58

>>357 asks random strangers "how do I shot web" and then giggles like a little school-girl.

359 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 18:01

>>358 falls for penny stock spam every time

360 Name: Brett Kavanaugh : 1993-09-4637 19:37

>>359, I take responsibility for that.

361 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 20:54

requesting explanation for >>357 if there is anything to it.

>>360 also takes responisbility for Y2K

362 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 22:19

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363 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 22:24

>>362 is living under a turd

364 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4638 01:16

>>363 answers questions candidly and directly, which is why he is so much less successful than Brett Kavanaugh.

365 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 10:40

Post making the implication that >>364 thinks this is the ITT we mix up the concept of every other thread thread.

366 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 17:12

>>365 still hopes to one day peek underneath princess peach's dresses

367 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 19:27

>366 is a member of Andy's inner circle, and as such, has had that honor.

368 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 21:22

>>367 fails at formatting.

369 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 23:17

>>368 fails at the game of Life

370 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 01:00

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371 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 01:03

>>370 has no fucking idea what's going on in this thread

372 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:01

>>371 fails at eating Life breakfast cereal

373 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:52

>>372 isn't man enough for Cap'n Crunch.

374 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 20:47

>>373 IS a real man. And he's going to face captain Crunch to make the world a better place

375 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 20:57

>>374 is in the fucking wrong thread.

376 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 21:37

>>375 is fucking up the wrong thread

377 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 00:04

>>376 couldn't even get laid in the right thread

378 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:21

>>377 doesn't know how many wieners there are in Vienna

379 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 02:09

>>378 loves this fucking university, and this university loves fucking >>378

380 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 05:40

>>379 stole my Maxim Gorki book because he wasn't getting any

381 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 11:09

>>380 stole >>379's Mapplethorpe book because he wasn't getting any.

382 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 11:39

>>381 stole >>380's insult because he wasn't getting any.

383 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 13:51

>>382 isn't getting any, and isn't doing anything about it.

384 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 14:40

>>383 got it in spades. We're talking about STDs rite?

385 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 19:24

>>384 is circumcised

386 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4641 23:29

When they circumcised >>385, the doctor was inconclusive after the operation on which part was the one that should be thrown away. >>385 was lucky. Otherwise, his foreskin would have posted here, but much better.

387 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 14:56

>>386 is tl;dr

388 Name: Cybek Okama : 1993-09-4642 18:08

>>387 brought a "present" from central Europe

389 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 18:09

>>388 wanted to be a tripfag, but was too stupid to figure out how to do it~~

390 Name: My name is Squeeks and ...!zJKIP9xQm6 : 1993-09-4642 18:23

>>389
>>390

Same person.

391 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:18

>>390 sees conspiracies everywhere, and won't shut the fuck up about 'em.

392 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:54

>>391 can't even see a beautiful insult when its right before his eyes. Learn to count, moron!

393 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 02:40

>>392 thinks shitty failed jokes are beautiful

394 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 06:40

>>393 is a fucking moron.

395 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 14:58

>>394 is a mucking foreigner.

396 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 17:54

>>396 needs to murk loar

397 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 21:06

>>396 insulted himself, seeing as nobody else would ever stoop so low as to pay attention to him.

398 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 23:58

Even >>397 acknowledges he's a nobody

399 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 00:52

>>398
Acknowledged the nobody.

400 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:09

>>399 smells like 400 lbs. of deep fried dogshit.

401 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:32

>>400 is slowly working on eating >>399

402 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:34

>>401 wishes he was getting eaten by >>400

403 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:40

>>402 is waiting for leftovers

404 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4644 04:42

>>403 is waiting to exhale.

405 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 07:57

>>404 thought disallowing posting in /niche was a fucking splendid idea

406 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 08:18

>>405 's Method was not allowed.

407 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:39

>>406 thinks "Kusomiso technique" the the instant his eyes see the word "Method". The information doesn't even travel down his optic nerve first.

408 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:34

>>407 has an unhealthy obsession with Japanese gay porn manga

409 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 11:42

>>408 , being a cock straddling queer, is on the ball today.

410 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:44

>>409 has deep seated issues regarding his sexuality, sadly lacks the necessary skills to come to terms with them and therefor will end up being hand-balled in rest stops when he's 40.

411 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 22:39

>>410 attended a summer community college course on psychology and now feels qualified to analyze >>409 's problems.

412 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 00:23

>>411 is an incorrigible punster, and should not be incorriged.

413 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 17:00

Reacting to >>411 would be an insult to myself. So I don't

414 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 17:31

>>413 is JISAKU JIEN

415 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 20:35

>>414
Wapanese.

416 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 20:55

>>415
American

417 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 21:24

>>416

is just plain fucking stupid for not realizing American Superiority.

418 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 21:37

>>417 is, statistically speaking, an idiot for either voting for Bush in 2004 or failing to vote.

419 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 06:29

>>418 is, heuristically speaking, a stupid dumbshit asshole

420 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 06:42

>>419 is, anatomically speaking, a small man.

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