Well?
>>331 doesn't even know that macs are just running FreeBSD with the proprietary Aqua window manager!
Nobody cares if >>334 is here or not, but can't help notice the smell.
>>336 has no sense of smell and has to taste everything instead
>>342 thinks he belongs to an elevated class of humanity. But really, he's just walking on his toes.
>>345 uses public transportation, but makes excuses in order to weasel out of paying full fare. What, is a dollar-fifty REALLY too much to ask!?
>>346's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.
When people ask "What's your name", >>348 is clueless.
>>352
Tries to impress everyone by saying "so-and-so is a faggot" as verbosely as he can, and he's oblivious to the fact that half of his audience is asleep and the other half are playing games on their cell phones and PDAs.
>>354's greatest life achievement was to finally beat Freecell
When people ask "What's your name", >>356 replies with "Squeeks".
>>357 asks random strangers "how do I shot web" and then giggles like a little school-girl.
>>359, I take responsibility for that.
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and >>361 has been living under a rock
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
>>363 answers questions candidly and directly, which is why he is so much less successful than Brett Kavanaugh.
Post making the implication that >>364 thinks this is the ITT we mix up the concept of every other thread thread.
>>365 still hopes to one day peek underneath princess peach's dresses
>366 is a member of Andy's inner circle, and as such, has had that honor.
>>368 fails at the game of Life
|ハ,_,ハ
|´∀｀';/^l
|u'''^u;' |
|∀ ｀ ミ ダレモイナイ・・・
| ⊂ :, モサモサ スルナラ イマノウチ
| ミ
| 彡
| ,:'
|''~''''∪
l^丶
もさもさ | '゛''"'''゛ y-―,
ミ ´ ∀ ｀ ,:'
(丶 (丶 ミ
（（ ミ ;': ハ,_,ハ
;: ミ ';´∀｀';,
`:; ,:' ｃ ｃ.ミ
U"゛'''~"＾'丶) u''゛"J
/^l
,―-y'"'~"゛´ | もさもさ
ヽ ´ ∀ ｀ ゛':
ミ .,/) 、/)
゛, "' ´''ミ ハ,_,ハ
（（ ミ ;:' ,:' ´∀｀';
'; 彡 :: っ ,っ
(/~"゛''´~"U ι''"゛''u
>>370 has no fucking idea what's going on in this thread
>>371 fails at eating Life breakfast cereal
>>373 IS a real man. And he's going to face captain Crunch to make the world a better place
>>376 couldn't even get laid in the right thread
>>377 doesn't know how many wieners there are in Vienna
>>379 stole my Maxim Gorki book because he wasn't getting any
>>382 isn't getting any, and isn't doing anything about it.
>>383 got it in spades. We're talking about STDs rite?
>>384 is circumcised
>>388 wanted to be a tripfag, but was too stupid to figure out how to do it~~
>>390 sees conspiracies everywhere, and won't shut the fuck up about 'em.
>>391 can't even see a beautiful insult when its right before his eyes. Learn to count, moron!
>>392 thinks shitty failed jokes are beautiful
>>393 is a fucking moron.
>>396 insulted himself, seeing as nobody else would ever stoop so low as to pay attention to him.
>>399 smells like 400 lbs. of deep fried dogshit.
>>404 thought disallowing posting in /niche was a fucking splendid idea
>>405 's Method was not allowed.
>>406 thinks "Kusomiso technique" the the instant his eyes see the word "Method". The information doesn't even travel down his optic nerve first.
>>407 has an unhealthy obsession with Japanese gay porn manga
>>408 , being a cock straddling queer, is on the ball today.
>>409 has deep seated issues regarding his sexuality, sadly lacks the necessary skills to come to terms with them and therefor will end up being hand-balled in rest stops when he's 40.
>>411 is an incorrigible punster, and should not be incorriged.
Reacting to >>411 would be an insult to myself. So I don't
is just plain fucking stupid for not realizing American Superiority.
>>417 is, statistically speaking, an idiot for either voting for Bush in 2004 or failing to vote.
>>418 is, heuristically speaking, a stupid dumbshit asshole
>>419 is, anatomically speaking, a small man.
>>420 is, literally speaking, a "big fat fatty-fatso."
>>421 is, generally speaking, so unremarkable he might as well not exist
>>422 is, figuratively speaking, a nice guy
|
|
|((((〜〜､
|((((((＿ ).
|＼)／^~ヽ|
| 《 ＿ |
|)-(//)-|） G O D
|厶､ |
||||||||| ／
|~~~_／
| ）
|／
|
|
In time, regardless of his grandeur, every man's name will eventually disappear from the memories of his kin after he dies.
>>425's death won't even be noticed by his children, should he ever be able to spawn some.
You, >>427, are a waste of life. You should never have been born and every waking moment that you are breathing is spent causing others pain. I hate you. I hate your guts. You sicken and disturb me to no end. I cannot fathom why anyone would ever want to be around you. I don't even see how your parents put up with you. God, what a selfish asshole. >>427, do me a favor and fuck off and die. The world would be better off without you taxing us of our patience.
I'll never forget what you did to me, >>427.