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>>384 is circumcised
>>388 wanted to be a tripfag, but was too stupid to figure out how to do it~~
>>390 sees conspiracies everywhere, and won't shut the fuck up about 'em.
>>391 can't even see a beautiful insult when its right before his eyes. Learn to count, moron!
>>392 thinks shitty failed jokes are beautiful
>>393 is a fucking moron.
>>396 insulted himself, seeing as nobody else would ever stoop so low as to pay attention to him.
>>399 smells like 400 lbs. of deep fried dogshit.
>>404 thought disallowing posting in /niche was a fucking splendid idea
>>405 's Method was not allowed.
>>406 thinks "Kusomiso technique" the the instant his eyes see the word "Method". The information doesn't even travel down his optic nerve first.
>>407 has an unhealthy obsession with Japanese gay porn manga
>>408 , being a cock straddling queer, is on the ball today.
>>409 has deep seated issues regarding his sexuality, sadly lacks the necessary skills to come to terms with them and therefor will end up being hand-balled in rest stops when he's 40.
>>411 is an incorrigible punster, and should not be incorriged.
Reacting to >>411 would be an insult to myself. So I don't
is just plain fucking stupid for not realizing American Superiority.
>>417 is, statistically speaking, an idiot for either voting for Bush in 2004 or failing to vote.
>>418 is, heuristically speaking, a stupid dumbshit asshole
>>419 is, anatomically speaking, a small man.
>>420 is, literally speaking, a "big fat fatty-fatso."
>>421 is, generally speaking, so unremarkable he might as well not exist
>>422 is, figuratively speaking, a nice guy
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In time, regardless of his grandeur, every man's name will eventually disappear from the memories of his kin after he dies.
>>425's death won't even be noticed by his children, should he ever be able to spawn some.
You, >>427, are a waste of life. You should never have been born and every waking moment that you are breathing is spent causing others pain. I hate you. I hate your guts. You sicken and disturb me to no end. I cannot fathom why anyone would ever want to be around you. I don't even see how your parents put up with you. God, what a selfish asshole. >>427, do me a favor and fuck off and die. The world would be better off without you taxing us of our patience.
I'll never forget what you did to me, >>427.
>>430 couldn't handle himself inside a Yoshinoya even with a taste for green onions.
>>431 couldn't nail an insult even with the /super/ nailgun. That's right. Number 5, bitch.
>>433 sucks in a universal but non-specific way.
>>434 is still trying to install the internet on his harddisk
>>437 Does not know what he doing.
>>438 was on the way to destruction, but got lost and wound up in /DQN/
>>439 Can do anything for great justice, has to settle for average justice.
>>443 fell off a RAFT OF THE DEAD once and hit his head on the LUXURY CRUISELINER OF THE DEAD.
>>445 failed to check himself, will most likely wreck himself
>>446 is illiterate. He got his little sister to post for him, and even SHE thought the comment was infantile.
>>448 ate all the candy himself, like the big fattie that he is!
>>451 is unable to love due to deep-rooted psychological issues
>>452 is naked and petrified but will never know the feel of being covered in hot grits
It pains me to insult the guy who makes it so easy to be mocked.
I'm sure that it pains many trees when they realize their supply of oxygen also sustains >>453.
>>454 doesn't realize that trees inhale carbon dioxide.
>>455 found out about wikipedia last week. Now every time he talks, he try to get us to care about some random factoid he picked up there.
>>456 was too cool for school. This by the very rudimentary vocabulary and sentence structure which he is able to use to express himself.
>>457 is frequently gets lost in his own pretentiousness!
>>458 posts whiny topics about not being able to talk to girls at Love and Romance.
>>459 doesn't have that problem. Your problem is that once you've talked to a girl, for some reason you never get to talk to her again ?!
>>460 doesn't realise that only happens to him. Is clueless why that would be.
>>461 can only insult by rephrasing insults from others. Too english crappy writes he.
>>462 is a grammar nazi, who favours outmoded prescriptive methods of language teaching.
>>466 is a stinking pile of buffalo shit upwind of the rest of the internet.
>>467 is an unthinking drone who enthusiastically and unquestioningly swallows whatever shit they say on TV.
>>469 clearly has spinal fluid where his brain should be, as his post indicates he couldn't get a clue if he doused himself in clue musk and performed the clue mating dance during clue season.
>>470 isn't cool. Cool people use tripcodes and secure tripcodes.
>>471 is a deluded tripcode addict who can't stand the idea that someone might not care if his post is in fact his.
mimi cake!
>>475 returned from the dead, but smells like the dead also.
>>476's basement is infested with rats, termites, 4chan users, and other vermin.
>>478 actually thinks otherwise, even though there is no difference in practise.
>>479 is from /*/
Let's everybody pretend >>480 is really cool. Just this once. Once in a lifetime.