Well?
>>451 is unable to love due to deep-rooted psychological issues
>>452 is naked and petrified but will never know the feel of being covered in hot grits
It pains me to insult the guy who makes it so easy to be mocked.
I'm sure that it pains many trees when they realize their supply of oxygen also sustains >>453.
>>454 doesn't realize that trees inhale carbon dioxide.
>>455 found out about wikipedia last week. Now every time he talks, he try to get us to care about some random factoid he picked up there.
>>456 was too cool for school. This by the very rudimentary vocabulary and sentence structure which he is able to use to express himself.
>>457 is frequently gets lost in his own pretentiousness!
>>458 posts whiny topics about not being able to talk to girls at Love and Romance.
>>459 doesn't have that problem. Your problem is that once you've talked to a girl, for some reason you never get to talk to her again ?!
>>460 doesn't realise that only happens to him. Is clueless why that would be.
>>461 can only insult by rephrasing insults from others. Too english crappy writes he.
>>462 is a grammar nazi, who favours outmoded prescriptive methods of language teaching.
>>466 is a stinking pile of buffalo shit upwind of the rest of the internet.
>>467 is an unthinking drone who enthusiastically and unquestioningly swallows whatever shit they say on TV.
>>469 clearly has spinal fluid where his brain should be, as his post indicates he couldn't get a clue if he doused himself in clue musk and performed the clue mating dance during clue season.
>>470 isn't cool. Cool people use tripcodes and secure tripcodes.
>>471 is a deluded tripcode addict who can't stand the idea that someone might not care if his post is in fact his.
mimi cake!
>>475 returned from the dead, but smells like the dead also.
>>476's basement is infested with rats, termites, 4chan users, and other vermin.
>>478 actually thinks otherwise, even though there is no difference in practise.
>>479 is from /*/
Let's everybody pretend >>480 is really cool. Just this once. Once in a lifetime.
>>481 has yet to realise that this thread is not "ITT we project our own insecurities onto the poster above us".
>>485 thinks that "boycotting" television makes him cool.
>>489 is a koi fisher is the reason many japinese gardens close.
>>491 could have described the procedure in great detail.
>>493 would have taken notes, and then masturbated to the notes in a McDonalds restroom.
>>494 knows the only thing to masturbate to in a McDonald's restroom is that sexy Hamburglar.
i came into >>495's big mac
>>497's post sucked so horrifically bad that it pains me to talk about him in order to get this thread back
>>502's post sucks.
>>507, being a cab driver driving Will Smith to Bel-Air, smells so bad that Will Smith got out and said "Smell you later!"
>>508 wants to get ideas from other threds so he gets chased by me in super pursuit mode.
>>513 wants to join martijn. http://www.martijn.org/page.php?id=203000
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（ ಠ∀ಠ） Sucks ass like the rest of those
（ っ-~ people insulting the above poster.
>>518 is the Grand Old Man of Dutch pro-pedo movement.
>>521 donated, but got banned from the site
>>523 resurrects long-dead shitty memes to distract himself from the fact that his life is meaningless and will never get any better than this.
>>526 is just bitter because he was banned from AdultFriendFinder for being underage.
>>531 attempted to kill his imaginary friend and was arrested for firing a handgun into a crowd seemingly at random.
>>536 likes to brag about his jobtitle at the Akzo Nobel company: Senior assistant to the floormanager of lavatory-rinsing for the fourth floor.