ITT we insult the poster above us [PART III] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:30

Well?

521 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 15:26

>>520 got aids from eating his lover's feces

522 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 16:15

>>521 donated, but got banned from the site

523 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 17:21

>>522 is a Panda

524 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 17:56

>>523 resurrects long-dead shitty memes to distract himself from the fact that his life is meaningless and will never get any better than this.

525 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:00

>>523 thinks he can impress with his DQN-seniority

526 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:02

>>524 and >>525 receive nothing but mockery in their AdultFriendFinder accounts.

527 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:21

>>526 is just bitter because he was banned from AdultFriendFinder for being underage.

528 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:27

>>527 only wants to find underage "friends"

529 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:29

>>529 only has an imaginary friend.

530 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:47

>>529 couldn't even seduce his imaginary friend

531 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:59

>>530 Is hated by his imaginary friend.

532 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 19:31

>>531 attempted to kill his imaginary friend and was arrested for firing a handgun into a crowd seemingly at random.

533 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 20:36

>>532 misfires. Constantly.

534 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 20:52

>>532's imaginary friend is a Panda

535 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 21:30

>>534 rides the short bus because of his slowness.

536 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 22:30

>>535 rides the slow bus because of his shortness

537 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 06:14

>>536 likes to brag about his jobtitle at the Akzo Nobel company: Senior assistant to the floormanager of lavatory-rinsing for the fourth floor.

538 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 14:56

>>537 doesn't know what succinct means.

539 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:15

>>538 thinks a phat vocab makes him the beezy

540 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:05

>>539 thinks 'vocab' is a word.

541 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:14

>>540 neglects far more detestable words such as 'beezy' in favour of 'vocab', no doubt from a microscopic attention span and penis size. Like how I just slipped that one in there? Shame you can never do that,

542 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:19

>>541 has no idea how to end a sentence.

543 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:24

>>542 is a sheepfucker with an udder fetish

544 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 19:20

>>542 and >>543 are like peanut butter and ham jelly.

545 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 19:25

>>544 keeps creating insult threads.

546 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 22:15

>>544 likes Stephen King

547 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 22:21

>>546 doesn't know how to play.

548 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 03:31

>>547 is captain orifice

549 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 16:28

>>548 is private orifice.

550 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 17:01

>>549 is public orifice

551 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 18:16

>>550 doesn't even have a orifice, just a cubicle.

552 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 18:19

>>551's wit shows a big gaping hole when it comes to officious curibicles

553 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 19:59

>>552 was probably thinking of goatse.cx when he posted.

554 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 20:38

>>553 thinks he is an arbiter of good taste, yet he uses 1146253014810.jpg as his computer wallpaper. What a sicko!

555 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 00:17

>>554 is an obsessive stalker

556 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 00:54

>>555 did not comment on 555GET. What a loser!

557 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 00:54

>555 is Scottish.

558 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 00:56

Not only was >>557 just a tiny bit too slow, he also considers "Scottish" a dirty word.

559 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:04

>>558 was too much of a pussy to make fun of >>557's shoddy quoting skills.

560 Name: ⊂二二二 [valium] 二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:15

Excuse for my insult, >>559, but I do not have money to buy meal for my children. Forgive me please.

561 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 06:17

>>560 made my job way too easy.

562 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 08:36

>>561 talked the talk and borked the walk

563 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 12:01

>>562 bought a child from >>560's poor ass.

564 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 14:30

>>563 sodomised said child

565 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 15:46

>>564 wished >>563 sodomized him instead of said child.

566 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 16:48

>>566 knows all that because he frequently visits shady darkrooms

567 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 16:52

>>566 is apparently emo.

568 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 18:03

>>567 doesn't like cheese, the stupid fuck.

569 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:11

>>568 actually likes stupidly fucking cheese.

570 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 21:43

>>569 once fucked a wheel of cheddar.

571 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 21:55

>>570 is Al Gore

572 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:14

>>571 likes destroying the envrironment.

573 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:19

>>572 likes destroying the environment

574 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:58

>>573 is a tree-hugging hippie.

575 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 23:29

>>574 is a penguin-hugging computer nerd hippie.

576 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 05:32

>>575 cried watching march of the penguins

577 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 06:20

>>576 is a penguin

578 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 06:22

>>577 Pe Pe Penguin!

579 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4675 10:30

>>578 is a penguin from Pen Pen TriIcelon.

580 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 11:17

>>579 is Tux.

581 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 11:55

>>580 is racist

582 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 12:19

>>581 is not a racist, and some of his best friends are niggers!

583 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 12:20

>>582 is really a racist

584 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 13:01

>>583 Fakes it unconvincingly.

585 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:21

>>584 is a slobberknocker.

586 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 19:29

>>585
gives crap head

587 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 20:25

>>586 has multi-line fetish like most posters around.

588 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 21:14

>>587
can't find the 'return' key.

589 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 22:27

>>588 uses an inferior Eurotrash keyboard that's stuck in the 90s, still saying "Return" instead of the more logical "Enter."

590 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 22:46

>>589 Is a noob, whereas >>588 is old skool.

>>588&>>590 = the same GET

591 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 22:46

>>589 feels superior because he can type 55 WPM with the DVORAK layout

592 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 23:10

>>591 was also late for his Prom because of spending time on DQN

593 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 23:30

>>592
Is a wap and a virgin.

594 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 00:45

>>593 is so weeaboo, he shits kawaiiness ^_^

595 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 05:06

>>594 is so /b/tard, he'll suck your cock.

596 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 05:07

>>595 will suck it despite not being a /b/tard.

597 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 10:08

>>596 captured the hearts of the people only to form a heartless dictatorship.

598 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 19:53

Which makes perfect sense, you moron. Seriously, you're so brainless not even a desperate zombie would consider you.

599 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 21:13

>>598 is so fucking dense that he doesn't even realize that all these insults are in fact quite asides to a compatriot about the previous poster. Some times, elbowing is used for emphasis.

600 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 22:42

>>599 (600get) makes no sense (you moron.) The rest of >>598 still applies to you though.

601 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 01:47

The hole in the ozone layer? >>600's love of burritos and chronic gas caused it.

602 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 03:29

>>601 hates kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!

603 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 03:46

>>602 is a dirty mitten-hater

604 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 03:58

>>603 is a dirty mitten-lover

605 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:04

>>604 is a soiled mitten

606 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:48

>>605 soiled >>604

607 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:59

>>606 soiled >>607

608 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:27

>>607 soiled himself without any help

609 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:46

>>608 helped >>607 soil himself.

610 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 11:57

>>607 till >>609 helped lowering the level ot this thread below the soil

611 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 13:06

>>610 is illiterate

612 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 16:28

>>611 is illegitimate

613 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 17:01

>>612 is illin' instead of chillin'.

614 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 20:36

>>613 is insultin' instead of contributing to other threads.

615 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 00:44

>>614 made sure that War... War never changes.

616 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 01:41

>>615 is paedophile

617 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 03:14

>>616 is afraid of indefinite articles.

618 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4679 09:03

>>617 is afraid of Wikipedia articles.

619 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 11:23

>>618 is afraid of his testicles

620 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 14:55

>>619 is afraid of his father's testicles.

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