Well?
>>82 dry-humped Mr. Universe's love doll right next to his cold dead corpse.
>>88 bought a 'family pack' of condoms and then wondered why it was empty
>>94's hairy ass sags so much that it wipes clean the floor whereever he goes
>>95's hairy ass sags so much that it wipes clean the floor wherever he goes
>>96 believes that because of his condition, toiletpaper has become obsolete
>>98 watches so much porn, he gets spontaneous erections in elevators because of the similar music played there
>>100 developed a trinary computer system which consists of the values 0, 1 and 11
>>101 developed an imaginary computer system which consists of the values 'furry' and 'buttsecks'
>>102 loves a good catchphrase and won't stop using them.
>>105 is such a japanophile that he thinks everybody D'oh! everybody knows go is a boardgame!
>>107 consistenly beats his own cock for lack of a sex partner.
>>109 is insulted by chinese games
>>110 is world's greatest hikaru no go fanboy
>>112 danced while the piper played, but didn't pay the piper.
>>113 tried to make a reference to some culture thing in an insult, but nobody found out his source to insult him with
>>114 sells software and doesn't release the source code. What a fag!
>>115 believes "software wants to be free" means "I get all my software for free!"
>>119 wasted an hour typing that post in Character Map
>>121 is a fag.
>>128 asdfasdfdas
>>130 is completely lost and just doesn't realize it.
>>131
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>>135 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.
>>138 sucks dick like the rest of these wannabe 'insult the poster above you' posts.
>>141 sure isn't a winner.
>>142 believes he was specially chosen to win a free Ipod.
>>143 bought an iPod.
>>148 makes vague rants about 'dignity' during the day, hires prositutes to dress him as an adult baby at night.
>>150 applied for the job but was rejected, several times, for bad diaper-waist coordination. It goes on the baby, you runt!!! - not on your own hairy ass!
>>151 was rejected from walmart
>>152 didn't know where to place the hamburger in mcdonalds' employee exam
>>153 sang "Ding Fries Are Done" all through the exam.
Nobody knows what >>154 is talking about. Not a new experience for him
>>155 discovered http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html about 800 years after everyone else had seen it and then emailed it to everyone in his Outlook contacts folder.
>>159 is destined to die alone and friendless. Probably out in the desert somewhere.
>>160 will be shot in the back by people he thinks are his friends.
>>163 thinks that a 286 is teh most advanced computer to date
Plays the Phillips CD-i
>>167 double-posts.
>>171 has got his hashpipe.
>>172 has his dickcheese