( LƒÖ`) Hello yet again, kids!
( LƒÖ`) Part 7 is gonna be STEEL BALL RUN
(EÍE) That's not how it works, Grandpa! You make the first post and I make the second!
( LƒÖ`) Oops, sorry.
(EÍE) Grandpa, life, internet, etc.?
( ¥_¥) toilet powerrrrr!!!
( LƒÖ`) Life's good, the internet tubes are still coming on a regular basis.
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( LƒÖ`) Oh my. I hope that doesn't clog up septic system....
(-_-) I wonder how that's going to effect the DQN-kun thread.
(EÍE) Okay, I locked the door this time.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what's the deal with airplane food?
Ð*ß°ß) Hi Grandpa!
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( LƒÖ`) Airplanes hand out food nowadays? Why, back in the day, we were constantly threatened by potential airline crashes. We had to hold onto our seats the whole ride - we had no time for food!
(EÍE) They used to hand it out. Now they make you pay or go hungry.
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(EÍE) Grandpa!? When were you emo?!
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(EÍE) Welcome to the NHK!
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(-_-) Why is most anime so inferior the original manga? Why do they bother?
>>19
(-_-) Why is most anime so inferior to the original manga? Why do they bother?
(EÍE) Why is most ( EƒÖE) so inferior to the original ( LƒÖ`)? Why do they bother?
( EƒÖE) I have no character.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what kind of character does Clonepa have?
( LƒÖ`) None.
(EÍE) Grandpa, how old are you?
( LƒÖ`) Twelve next month.
( LƒÖ`) I kind of gave up really keeping track of my birthdays after my 11th.
( LƒÖ`) The clown my parents hired for my party kicked my dog to death in a drunken rage.
( LƒÖ`) Since then, I stopped counting the years in terms of birthdays.
(EÍE) i like metal donuts! <3
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(EÍE) How do I obtain DQN spirit? We've been losing it since part 2!
this thread is going to die, grandpa lost his powers...
never shall this thread reach 999
R.I.P.
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don't think, feel.
(EÍE) Grandpa, I've never asked you this before... what was it like in the old days, before they turned on the gravity machines?
( LƒÖ`) Going to the loo was a bitch. I'll tell you that.
( LƒÖ`) And it was impossible to get decent scrambled eggs.
( LƒÖ`) Well, that was before Ron Popeel invented the Inside the Eggshell Egg Beater.
( LƒÖ`) Ron... what a genius. A real Man of Science.
( LƒÖ`) Junior, try to be more like him.
(EÍE) But I want to be more like Ronald Mcdonald.
( LƒÖ`) Col. Sanders will beat your ass.
( LƒÖ`) Just don't be a narutard. There are enough of those. Last time I checked there were 4650 seeds.
( ß ƒŽß) I want to be the Arby's man! Make delicious Turkey Ranch and Bacon Sandwhiches!!!
(EÍE) Mitt teeeens?
( LƒÖ`) Ron invented the Automatic Beer Mug Froster.
( LƒÖ`) The Pocket Fisherman.
( LƒÖ`) And now, the Rotisserie! Just set it, and forget it!
(LƒÖ` ) Is it dinner time yet?
(EÍE) Mitt teeeens?
( ß ƒŽß) June yoooour?
(EÍE) Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
(EÍE) Grandpa, what's your favorite webcomic? Mine's http://comic.bostonandshaun.com/
( LƒÖ`) ...Sexy Losers.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
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(EÍE)ʧʧ
(EƒÖE) I came.
(L^ิƒÖOิ) Most webcomics lack substance and humour. People think that anyone can go out and make a webcomic because everyone else is making one. It's like these people aren't even trying to go out of there way to produce something good. Either they have horrible humour and/or shitty anime-esque/weeaboo art. What webcomics need is more effort and qualityYURgHh-DDURRRRRRrrRRkkKLONDIKEBARSrRrRRD.
(EƒÖE) you are so right grandpa!
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(EÍE) With you? Where are you going, Grandpa?
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(LƒÖ` ) To the bar.
(LƒÖ` ) Why don't you go to another thread like the retard thread or something while I'm gone?
(EÍE) Don't leave me, Grandpa! Why do you drink so much?
(LƒÖ` ) Oh, I dunno.
(LƒÖ` ) I just like drinking.
(EÍE) Don't you love me?!
(LƒÖ` ) Not as much as alcohol.
(EÍE ) Fuck you, I'm leaving
Ð*ß°ß) I have the house to myself!
Ð*ß°ß) Now to search for Grandpa's vast fortune...
( ß ƒŽß) Hey! I'm still here let me look too!
( LƒÖ`) What are you two doing sniffing around my bedroom?
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( LƒÖ`) ok, carry on.
(EÍE) You're back! Why does every man own at least one pair of briefs?
( LƒÖ`) I don't. I prefer to go commando.
( ß ƒŽß) So, did you find any money?
Ð*ß-ß) No. Just some old microsoft stock.
( ß -ß) darn.
(EÍE) Grandpa, do you have a vast fortune?
( LƒÖ`) Why yes. I hide it in my dick.
(EÍE) Can I suck it out of you?
( LƒÖ`) Let Natumi do that.
(EÍE) Can I suck it out of you?
( LƒÖ`) I have too many wrinkles on my dick. The texture alone would make you gag on it, junior.
(EÍE)
(EÍE) Can I suck it out of you anyway?
( LƒÖ`) Alas, I have grown too old...I can't use it anymore.
( LƒÖ`) ...The fortune, you see, too vast to use in one lifetime.
(EÍE) ...
(EÍE) Can I --
( LƒÖ`) No.
(EƒÖE) Junior sure is wierd.
(EƒÖE) You can suck it out of me, though.
( LƒÖ`) Just go away, and leave an old man in peace for once.
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Listen, guys.
I am from ( LƒÖ`) , but stopped visiting it due to (EÍE).
I like both ( LƒÖ) and (EÍE), but mostly ( LƒÖ
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Hugs and kisses,
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(EƒÖE) Grandpa, can I borrow your lawn mower?
( LƒÖ`) It stopped working ages ago when I tried go over a tree with it.
(EƒÖE) Didn't you just use it on Junior in the last thread?
( LƒÖ`) Oooooh, the push mower. Sure, go ahead. Sharpen the blades before you bring it back.
(EÍE) Idiot! You used it on ( ßÍß)! ( ßÍß) is not Junior!
(EƒÖE) Same thing.
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( LƒÖ`) Where's my grandson?
( LƒÖ`) I need company.
(EÍE) I'm here Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) Why is it that when I stand next to myself, both of me only have one eye each?
( LƒÖ) ( LƒÖ
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(EÍE) WHOA!
(EÍE) How come you have two eyes now?
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(`)(L) Double-Grandpa was only an illusion. I AM DIMPA! (No relation to Darkpa)
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( LƒÖ`) I'll have to tell me how I did that sometime...
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(EÍE) Dimpa more like Asspa am i rite?
(`)(L) ...Shut up.
( LƒÖ`) Good one, Junior!
(EÍE) I learned from the best, Grandpa!
( ß ƒŽß)‚ƒjƒj‚Â@Hey Asspa! Suck on this!!
(`)(L) What have you done? That's DQN's leg!
(`)(L) i'm a big fat butt
(EÍE) Thank you for sharing that with us.
¼“ñ“ñ“ñi EÍEj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ Hi, I'm bu-nior!
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(MEÍE) Grandpa, how the heck did we do that?
(MEÍE) ... I think part of you might be stuck to me, by the way.
(LÍ`) Grandpa, when we switch eyes, I become mona and you become Clonepa!
( EƒÖE) Oh good GOD, Junior, let's switch our eyes back!
( LÍ`) PARAPARA PARADISE
(LÍ` ) PARAPARA PARADISE
( LÍ`) PARAPARA PARADISE
(LÍ` ) PARAPARA PARADISE
( LÍ`) PARAPARA PARADISE
(EƒÖE) Hey, what are you guys doing? ...eww
(EÍE)@Grandpa, why is a tree green? and you say
( LƒÖ`)
( LƒÖ`)Sorry, I was just thinking about my last trip to that famous japanese restaurant
(EÍE) What restaurant, grandpa? Can you take me with you the next time you go?
( LƒÖ`) You've become one with the thread.
( LƒÖ`) Interesting.
EÍ. GRANDPA! Without your love I fall apart. I become nothingness.
( LƒÖ`) Interesting. not.
( LƒÖ`) Back in our days, electrons had 2 1/2 spin.. that's why,
(EÍE) Great site! Thank you.
( LƒÖ`) cincinatti art
( LƒÖ`) delicious.
( LƒÖ`) fuck that. it sucks that i'm one of the 4 people seeding nanoha.
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(EÍE) Ahahaha, dickhead!
(>Í<) LITERALLY! HAHAHAHAHA!
(EÍE) Anyway...
(EÍE) Gradpa! Have you ever had a bad day?
( LƒÖ`) Forget it junior. Those days will never come back.
(EÍE) Gradpa! We have what you're looking for. Squeeks and much more! Make becauseitswinter.com your preferred search engine.
(EÍE) Somehow, I cannot bring myself to fully trust someone who always wears mittens.
(EÍE) It's like they're hiding something.
(EÍE) Somehow, get the immediate urge to beat the shit out of someone who always wears mittens.
(EÍE) It's like a basic instinct.
( +Í+ ) It's like Hinagizawa from Higurashi no naku koro ni.
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( ß „Dß) APPROACHING CRITICAL MASS!
( LƒÖ`) Shout all you want. I'll just turn off my hearing aid like.... this.
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(L^ิ౪Oิ) enjoy your hearing AIDS DUUUURrRRrrr
( LƒÖ`) hmmmm de hmmmmm...
( LƒÖ`) ...Yeah, I think I'll go move in to (@ßÍß)œcCrap!.
( LƒÖ`) 20% of the way through another thread... is this really a good way to live?
( LƒÖ`) Junior, a GET is a terrible thing to waste.
(EÍE) hai! So- omotta!
( LƒÖ`) Where was that universe reset button again...
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( ß „Dß) NO YOU'RE NOT
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Yes, Junior I did stick it up her bum, she really injoyed it too.
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(EÍE) T..then how'd I come to be?
(EÍE) My life has no meaning.
( E[E) ....It's almost like I don't even exist.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Who is this imposter?!
( LE__E) ... Who was that guy.... ?
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( LƒÖ`) And then something exploded right next to me, it was Prvt. Ryan.
( LƒÖ`) And he was all over me! In Nam, I operated $1 million equipment, and I can't even get a job here parking cars!!
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(EÍE) cheer up grandpa, you're old, you don't need a job!
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( LƒÖ`) That was my best Stallone imitation.
( LƒÖ`) You never could recognize greatness, Junior.
(EÍE) You are pretty weak and not fit for Elitist SUperstructure if we look at >>266
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what's the deal with seedless grapes? I mean, it's like, they're grapes that grew ripe, but they don't have seeds. But if grapes grow without seeds, how do you get more grapes if they don't have seeds when they've been culture not to have seeds?
( LƒÖ`) They are taken from regular grapes and subjected to certain chemicals. Like you, I must say.
(EÍE) Grandpa why are you saging this thread?
( LƒÖ`) I don't want it to age. Get it?
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( ßÍß) Oh grandpa, you're so silly!
( ßÍß) Grandpa, what did you think of Snakes on a Plane?
(EÍE) NO ME, Grandpa, what did you think of Snakes on a Plane?
(;'Í') I asked first!
( ßÍß) No, guys I did.
(EÍE) Dad, tell him I asked first!!
( ßÍß) So...
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(EÍE) So I asked first!
( LƒÖ`) Junior, that's caused my a mushi. It's called ginko.
( ß ƒŽß) Grandpa, who do you prefer? Nui or Ginko?
(EÍE) Grandpa, how do I make eggnog?
( LƒÖ`) thanks, that bugger was starting to annoy me
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(EƒÖE) Then I'll show you no mercy.
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(EƒÖE) who, me?
ˆæˆæˆæƒÖÒæˆæˆ No, tanasinn.
( LƒÖ`) Anyone up for strip poker?
(-Í-) ur fuckin on prune face. lol that was a mad movie. i thought kid rolled off the car in one scene but it was just a hub cap lol crazy shit huh.
( LƒÖ`) Boy, I don't what the fuck you were talking about.
(-Í-) shut up old fart
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what is this wizardry?
( LƒÖ`) You know, sonny, I never got to do that kind of things. I remember how we used to add background tags on the body with Frontpage Express. Ah, back then, things were still manly and exciting.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what are your opinions of Mac and Linux?
( LƒÖ`) Oh, god!!!
(EÍE) What, Grandpa?!
( LƒÖ`) I pressed the Emergency Mittens button! They're all coming down to KILL US! AGGGGHHHH!!11
(EƒÖE) Don't worry guys, we're a layer above them!
(EƒÖ( Ouch, I got hit by a fukken mitten into my beautiful face...
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( LƒÖ`) Until Friday at least. Then the http://2ch.ru/b/ shit hits the fan<.
(EÍE) This is a harsh internet, Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) Well, there's no place for fun and games on the internet...
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(EÍE) ...and that's when I stuck the school janitor's plunger on his face.
( LƒÖ`) I've told you a thousand times! Don't stick it in his face, stick it in his pooper!
(EÍE) I was just getting to that part!
( LƒÖ`) Kickstart my heart.
(EÍE) A Bridget special move? Motley Crue?
( LƒÖ`) No really, kickstart my heart. I think it stopped beating.
(EÍE) GRANDPA!!! I'll save you!
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( LƒÖ`) Hm? I was just paying respect to my own grandpa.
(EÍE) Why can't you just die already?
(EÍE) If Death dies, will I become immortal?
( L៙`) Agik=53 an, a wirwj x l s and I shook my stick at him!
Why is 4chan down, Grandpa?
(EÍE) Grandpa, does this mean you've forgiven Anonymous?
Grandpa, I just slept through an orientation session for my university and I completely skipped the first day.
What's wrong with me?
( LƒÖ`) You're simply terrified of the future, which is a perfectly normal response to a new situation.
( LƒÖ`) Just remember this, Junior. Your GPA lives or dies in your first semester at college.
(EÍE) Grandpa, will the new world as I don't know it, be better than the old world as I know it?
( LƒÖ`) I wouldn't know. I'm going to be eaten first.
(EÍE) That reminds me, you need to teach me about sex!
(EÍE) ...
( LƒÖ`) Sex is learned through experience.
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(EÍE) I'm not looking forward to it!
( LƒÖ`) There were news4vip guys around, so I kept a low profile.
( LƒÖ`) ...stop asking me silly questions when I'm sorting out my 1000 gay porn links.
(EÍE) You wasted another get.
(EÍE) I want to hug you, Grandpa~!! You're the greatest Grandpa in the whole wide world~!!
( LƒÖ`) ...404get, poast not found lololololololololol!!!!11one
(EÍE) You're not Grandpa. He wouldn't say that.
(EÍE) Now, Clonepa, what did you do to Grandpa?
Current number of "Clonepa, what did you do to Grandpa?"s in thread, 12.
(EÍE) Let's cut the crap, then. Clonepa, it's obvious you've been carefully nurturing Grandpa's senile dementia for the last three threads, but how? Was Tardpa your test subject?
( EƒÖE) No.
( EƒÖE) Grandpa never wanted you to know, but Tardpa was...
( EƒÖE) ...your son.
( LƒÖ`) and I am the brother of your uncle once.
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(EÍE) Hi Grandpa. I was lost in the inner circle of thought.
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(EÍE) Hey Grandpa, I'm looking for a bento box, can you help?
( LƒÖ`) what you say?
(EÍE) Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
( LƒÖ`) Well, never mind all that, >>441. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.
And you, >>441, well, you should really just stick to today's special.
(EÍE) Uh, anyway
(EÍE) What will we do if the emergency mittens fall into that dude's frying pan?
( LƒÖ`) It will give off toxic fumes while plastic parts melt. We will just remove them from the pan and deply water, is there is fire.
(EÍE) Summer's CLOSED.
(EÍE) Fall's open.
(EÍE) How do I stick today's special if I don't have a bento box that has chopstick holders and 2 or more kotoba?
( LƒÖ`) I don't know and I don't care. You're starting to annoy me!
(EÍE) Grandpa, have you ever saved someone's life? You know, like in a heroic story!
( LƒÖ`) Quite the opposite, actually.
( LƒÖ`) You see, I was having a terrible day, somebody stole my iPod, and...
(EÍE) ...it made your BLOOD BOIL?!
( LƒÖ`) Orochi?
( LƒÖ`) Fucking Narutard
(EÍE) ...
( LƒÖ`) Quit quit 4ch shit, junior, they are from now on divided anyways. Or was that 4chan
(EÍE) School's closed
(EÍE) POOL'S CLOSED
(EÍE) FOOLS POSED
(EÍE) SUCK DICK
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(LƒÖ` ) That's it, I'm leaving
(EÍE) Chicken!
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(EÍE) Chicken!
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( ß ƒŽß) McNugget!
(EÍE) Grandpa, what is this "Spammers are not welcome here!" shit?
i OƒÖOj Chicken Egg McNugget!!
( LƒÖ`) That's a good question, boy. It seems to strike at random.
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( LƒÖ`) I am a god among men.
( LƒÖ`) FOR GREAT VICTORY. GRANDPA WILL MERGE AND WIN!!!!
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(EÍE) Wow, I didn't know you could KITA like that!
( LƒÖ`) There are many things you don't know, Junior. That's why you ask me and I tell you...
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( LƒÖ`) Come here and sit on my lap.
(EÍE) ...is this right?
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( LƒÖ`) Junior, I'm going to make you a man.
( LƒÖ`) Here's $50. Go ask that girl on the streetcorner over there for "the works."
( LƒÖ`) You always were a shy one, Junior.
(EÍE) Okay. I'll be back later!
< ow, hey!
( LƒÖ`) So how was it?
(EÍE) She punched me and ran off with the money.
( LƒÖ`) ... You are now a man, my grandson.
(EÍE) Really?
( LƒÖ`) Sure, why not?
( LƒÖ`) Yes. Now go get a job.
(EÍE) What kind of job? A fashion designer?
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What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story
Now you're a man
A man, man man
Now you're a man
A manny manny man
A man man man
You are now a man
You're a man
Now you're a man
Live it, Live it
What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties
Now you're a man
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Now you're a man-man
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Now you're a man
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èƒÌ( EƒÖE)è Hay guys!
Shitsky! It's the fuzz!
èƒÌ( EƒÖE)è No! I'm a girl now!
( LƒÖ`) Junior, get out of that wig, people will think you're gay!
èƒÌ( EƒÖE)è No! I'm CloneMA!
èƒÌ( EÍE)è Grandpa, can you loan us $600? We need new handbags.
( LƒÖ`) Junior, I'm going to have to reset this thread.
( EÍE) No!
( EÍE) Btw, 500get.
( Ü„tÜ) It's sad, looking at how dysfunctional this family is.
(EÍE) Shut it, fatass.
( Ü-Ü) There's no need to speak like that!
(EÍE) Put that Big Mac down and I'll think about it.
( Ü-Ü) What? I'm not eating a big mac! I don't even LIKE burgers!
(EÍE) Then what the hell is that pile of ass you're munching on?
(`)(L) ... did someone call me?
( Ü-Ü) What are you talking about? I'm not eating anything.
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( LƒÖ`) Ahhh, screw the hat.
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( LƒÖ`) A mancubus.
( Lˆæ) tanasinn
(EÍE) Wouldn't it be more fun to be an arachnoid?
( LƒÖ`) No. Because I like the sound of honda from sf2.
(ˆæˆæ) Don't think. Feel and you will be Tanasinn.
(EÍE) But I thought we all converted!
(ˆæˆæ) You are thinking too much.
( LƒÖæ) Oh wait, that mean's that I'm thinking too much too.
( LƒÖ`) Oh well, all that feeling was making my arthritis start acting up anyway.
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iEÍEj@Grandpa, what was life like back when we had the internet?
( LƒÖ`) COUGHCOUGHCOUGH
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( LƒÖ`) Oh, Junior? Please ask again.
iEÍEj@Grandpa, what was life like back when we had the internet?
( LƒÖ`) COUGHCOUGHCOUGH
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( LƒÖ`) Oh, Junior? Please ask again.
iEÍEjGrandpa, here's a fish!
( LƒÖ`) Junior...I'm not long for this cruel new world...
( LƒÖ`) ‚ä@Thanks for the fish, though!
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Whew. Long, long day in the ER. Any of those nachos still around?
( LƒÖ`) Get out, son. Those nachos are mine.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) It's not like you have a stomach to put them in.
@( @LƒÖ`) Oh yeah?
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( LƒÖ`) Now i am another year older than you think.
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Yep. Grandpa pooped me out a moment ago, too.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I never want to experience that again.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Well.. maybe one more time, but only after a few drinks.
( LƒÖ`) You were never good in my stomach, son.
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) So back to the nachos...
( LƒÖ`) The answer is still "NO!"
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) That's it. I'm putting you in a nursing home!
(EÍE) You can't do that to Grandpa, Dad!
(EÍE) He never gave us power of attorney!
(EÍE) Though Natumi DID try to talk him into it once.
(EÍE) Objection!
( E[E) Overruled.
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( LƒÖ`) I thought Clonepa was gone. GTFO this thread, Clonepa.
( EƒÖE) I will never leave. Ever.
( LƒÖ`) What did you say? I can't hear so well.
( EƒÖE) I said I AM GOING NOW. TAKE CARE.
( LƒÖ`) Good riddance.
( EƒÖE) ...
( EƒÖE) Now let's see how long it takes him to notice I'm still here.
( LƒÖ`) Oh, hi, Clonepa. Where've you been all these years?
( EƒÖE) Here, senile turd.
( LƒÖ`) you were to see Nile tour??
( LƒÖ`) PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY
(EÍE) Thanks, Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) GIVE IT TO ME BABY! UHUH! UHUH!
(EÍE) You can stop now, Grandpa...
(EÍE) You sure do remember some ancient songs, Grandpa. We are very impressed...
i@MƒnLj Grandpa belongs in a home...
( LƒÖ`) In darkpa's nursing home, the party finds YOU!
(EÍE) I see what you mean darkpa.
( LƒÖ`) Go back to your empty party thread, Darkpa.
(EÍE) HERE COME THE MEN IN BLACK
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holy god. this gay granpa shit is still going on?
( LƒÖ`) HELLO KIDS! I HAVE SYPHYLLIS STORED UP FROM WAY BACK IN 1890S AND I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE ALL OF YOU THIS GIFT PERSONALLY.
(EÍE) THANKS, GRANDPA!
( EƒÖE) I am immune to all known diseases.
(EÍE) You fuck. You clone shit. Just get the fucking out of this fucking thread. Asshole.
( LƒÖ`) It's a shame that >>599 cannot spell his STDs. Well, can't be concerned about that now.
( LƒÖ`) Junior, stop cursing so much, damnit.
( LƒÖ`)WHAT THE FUCK?? AM I HAVING THE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES NOW??? THIS IS SOOO RETARDED OKAY. HOW CAN I EXPECT TO SPELL PROPERLY WHEN I AM FUCKING JUNIOR IN THE ASS EVERY DAY AND SMELLING HIS ROTTEN UNDERWEAR AND RECALLING THE DAYS OF YORE WHEN I SPREAD MY SYPHYLLIS TO YOUTHS OF ALL PERSUASIONS?
( LƒÖ') GODDAMMIT. I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACKING FROM ALL THIS SHOUTING. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
hey look. granpa is dead.
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yes really. he is dead. finished. done for. gone west. say goodbye to your grandpa before he get's buried kids.
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This thread is now about puppies.
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Don't you ever get tired, dad?
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( LƒÖ`) Hey, lay off the little moron. She tries her best!
(EÍE) Yeah! Leave little miss brain-damaged alone!
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( LƒÖ`) So what's for dinner?
(EÍE) KITA sandwhiches
(EÍE) DICKS DICKS?
( LƒÖ`) DICKS DICKS DICKS
( ß ƒŽß) DICKS!
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( ß ƒŽß) Yeah! Crap-ass!
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( LƒÖ`) The internet's full of would-be comedians, Junior.
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(EÍE) We were playing checkers, though...
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(LƒÖ` ) And here you tell me that the thread's all better...
(EÍE) Thread's better now, Gramps.
(EÍE) Everything is once again as sane as ever.
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(EÍE) So, Grandpa, when did you begin losing your hair?
( LƒÖ`) That's disgusting and fake.
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( LƒÖ`) ...and I never had any hair to begin with.
(EÍE) I was born without hair.. but at least my began growing when I was a few months old.
( LƒÖ`) I was born grown up.
(*LƒÖ`) ...and was immediately horny for my mother.
( LƒÖ`) I think Satan made me.
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( EƒÖE) THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING I CAN TO TO BE ACCEPTED!
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( EƒÖE) I know, I have to do something drastic...
( LƒÖ`) Kill yourself? My fingers are crossed! ..I can't move them back, but they're crossed!
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( EƒÖE) It seems that Grandpa is rather distasteful. I am apalled
( EƒÖE) Not only that, but he stole MY trick.
iEÍEj You're just jealous because he did it with panache.
( EƒÖE) No. I'm jealous because he did it with pnats.
( EƒÖE) MY pants.
( LƒÖ`) I farted in them, leaving a huge hole out the back.
( LƒÖ`) Yeah, it was immature, but this is DQN.
( ß -ß) What's a pnat?
iEÍEj You don't really want to know.
iEÍEj Grandpa, what would a cross between you and clonepa look like?
( LƒÖ`) Like that BU-N guy, probably.
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( LƒÖE) It's the Terminator!
( LƒÖE) Please kill me
iEÍEjGrandpa, why are people on the internet so easilly forgotten? You don't see somebody for years and it's suddenly like you've never met them before, I just don't get it!
( LƒÖ`) Who're you?
( LƒÖ`) Get out of my thread.
( LƒÖE) Remember me, grandpa?
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( LƒÖ`)‚¼(LƒÖE ) TOUCH!
( LƒÖ`) Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Poppa was a cop and momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer
Price you gotta pay when you break the panorama
She never knew that there was anything more than poor
What in the world does your company take me for?
Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin'on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
On her merry way saying baby what you gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45
Just another way to survive
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
She's a lover, baby and a fighter
Should've seen her coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Dani California
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded she was stealing another breath
I love my baby to death
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
Who knew the other side of you
Who knew what others died to prove
Too true to say goodbye to you
Too true, too say say say
Push the fader, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later
Never made it, Up to Minnesota
North Dakota man was a gunnin' for the quota
Down in the badlands she was saving the best for last
it only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast
California rest in peace
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Yeah, yeah
California rest in peace
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She's my priestess, I'm your priest
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(L^ิ౪Oิ) hay, wut happuns when i eat a k-kidny stone??
( LƒÖ`) We call the nursing home to take me away from you.
iEÍEj Grandpa, I really dig tsundere type chicks. What kind of girl did you like growing up?
( LƒÖ`) Perfect women. After all, I'm the perfect guy.
(;LƒÖ`) However, women are never perfect after they've aged. Ugh.
iEÍEj Under the moon loli to issho
iEÍEj They kissed til they were dead
(L^ิ౪Oิ) shinu made let's kissing rrRRRRR
( LƒÖ`) Then I went for oneesan types. Now that was a very wise decision.
iEÍEjGrandpa, why did LL's mama tell him to knock out anybody? Isn't that poor parenting when you teach your child to solve their problems with violence?
i*EƒÖÒj Violence is often the quickest and most efficient way to solve a problem, Junior.
iEÍEjClonepa, those scars almost give you some character.
( LƒÖ`jHe's right, for once. Violence can solve many problems.
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STOOP KID NEVER LEAVES HIS STOOP.
No, stoop kid is afraid to leave his stoop.
iEÍEj Grandpa, I want to go to Cromartie High School and be a tough guy.
( LƒÖ`jMercenary or not, I'm still the stronger man then you.
i*EƒÖÒjWant to test that out now, rookie..?
( LƒÖ`j ... Sure, why no...
( LƒÖ`j Ah. My hip.
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i*EƒÖÒj There you are. Have fun with your dollies?
(EƒÖEj Yes, I -
(EƒÖEj I hate you.
(EƒÖEj Milly-Mae says she hates you too.
( ß ƒŽß)@That was directed at you, Clonepa
( Ü-Ü) That's a good one, mittens.
( LƒÖ`j Stay in the basement, clonepa.
iEÍE) What if Tolkien characters had their own top-level domains? I would register bugbeard.ent
(EƒÖE)@I would get a clonepa@bombadil.lame email account
i*EƒÖÒj I thought you'd prefer iplaywithdolls.gay for your domain.
( LƒÖ`) Stay in the closet, clonepa.
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( Ü-Ü) Mittens, if you don't pay attention to school, you'll never be able to become succesful and own lots of mittens! Why, you'd be forced to work in a sock factory!
( LƒÖ`) School is overrated, fatty.
( LƒÖ`) Speaking of which, who are you? I don't know any fat people, I don't know any happy people, I don't know any nice people, and I sure as hell don't know anyone who went to school.
iEÍE) He's a friend at school, gramps. A beat-up friend.
( LƒÖ`) cracks knuckles I love beat-up friends!
( LƒÖ`) Junior, I've been kind of bored and I've been listening to only the best song ever made - All Alone for Christmas (as usual). So, I've decided to make my own version of the song.
( LƒÖ`) I hate myself and I want to die
( LƒÖ`) BECAUSE I'M OLD
( LƒÖ`) junior, turn the gun to me
( Lƒn`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!
( LÍ`) Sharp like a young man
( LƒÖ`) called him an old fart
( `ƒÖL) >>1 won't let me rest
( LƒÖ`) JISAKU JUNIORs
( LƒÖ`) In the dark of wakabamark
( LƒÖ`) what, speak up sonny, what?
( Lƒn`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!
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( LƒÖ`) called him an old fart
( `ƒÖL) >>1 won't let me rest
( LƒÖ`) I want to enjoy my last days, but I can't JUMP in the air.
( Ü-Ü) Grandpa, I think you're a bit too old to beat me up. If it means that much to you, though, you might as well send Junior against me.
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( Ü-Ü) No, that's just numbness. The pain sets in after a little while, Grandpa.
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10 Name: FRRRRAP 2005-04-18 17:54 ID:Heaven
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( LƒÖ`) I'm still -clearly- the stronger person.
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i*EƒÖÒj I better go drink a protein shake before I forget.
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i OƒÖOj I DUNNO
( LƒÖ`) Every bone in my body is aching...
( LƒÖ`) And what's Boon doing here, anyway?
i OƒÖOj I saw flashing lights and heard noise so I thought there was a party!
( Ü-Ü) It's good to see that Grandpa can still take care of himself.
( ß ƒŽßjHey guys I'm ba--
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( ` OL) I LEAVE FOR EIGHT HOURS AND COME BACK TO THIS?!
( LƒÖ`) What, you don't like parties? Or maybe you just like Darkpa's parties a little too much? Can't you lower your standards for a few minutes and have fun? Bitch.
( ß ƒŽßj...and I love everyone waiting there for me, at grandpa's party
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( LƒÖ`) I feel the end times coming, kids, so make with the questions.
( ß ƒŽßj If you had $800, and mittens were $1 each, and you had four hundred friends, what would you do?
( LƒÖ`) Buy me some whores and drinks, of course!
( LƒÖ`) I'd pay my bills, and then drink some bourbon out on the porch, watching the sun set.
( LƒÖ`) Then I'd order a skin flick on payperview.
( LƒÖ`) And the whores thing too.
( ß -ß) oh i see.
(EÍE) That was a good 800get. Very smooth.
(EÍE) Why the hell is mittens asking the questions instead of me?
( LƒÖ`) She has more orifices than you.
|ƒÖE™q Hmm...
( ß ƒŽß) My face was more convenient at the time!
(EÍE) Grandpa, when was the last time I asked a honest question?
| ƒŽß™q Hmm..
( LƒÖ`) Probably not since the first Grandpa thread, sonny.
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Let me answer your question delicately, Junior...
( LƒÖ`) I don't know.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what is my last name?
( LƒÖ`) I'll tell you if you tell mine first.
(EÍE) Grandpa Chyderm?
( LƒÖ`) Close, but no cigar.
(EÍE) Grandpa LeFace!
(EÍE) Grandpa Ikari??
i L‚—MjHello yet again, kids!
( ' w`) I am the american Grandpa.
(EÍE) So... Yankpa?
( LƒÖ`) Get out, gaijin. Go home.
(EÍE) What's so civil about war anyway?
( LƒÖ`) Everything.
(EÍE) Everything...? Or... nothing?
( LƒÖ`) It's everything, boy. Don't contradict me.
(EÍE) Hail Grandpa!
(EÍE) why do so many Americans hate Grandpa?
( L_½M) We don't hate Grandpa. We just hate everything he stands for.
(L߃Öß`) brains...
( LƒÖ`) I don't think you'll find many here in DQN.
(EÍE) Grandpa, why don't I have a brain?
( LƒÖ`) Because you're a Scare Crow
( LƒÖ`) Oh wait that's not why! Mittens took it a long time ago
i@ß -ßj Did not. It was clearly gone by the time I was introduced.
( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, why are you asking yourself?
( LƒÖ`) Because nobody else here is worth asking.
(EÍE) Grandpa, listen to them... Children of the Night! What music they make!
( LƒÖ`) Get those hippies out of my wheat fields!
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( ß ƒŽß) That's better!
(EÍE) What kind of retard would do something like that in public?
( LƒÖ`) Just take a look in the mirror, Junior.
(EÍE) Hey, Grandpa! >=3
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( LƒÖ`) Poor fool. >>847 doesn't know that 1000-san is DEAD.
(EÍE) Grandpa, What is a throne? — a bit of wood gilded and covered in velvet. I am the state— I alone am here the representative of the people. Even if I had done wrong you should not have reproached me in public—people wash their dirty linen at home. France has more need of me than I of France.
( LƒÖ`) Junior, Peru is a beggar seated on a throne of gold.
(EÍE) Grandpa, where do pillbugs come from?
( LƒÖ`) They hatch out of eggs in your ear in the middle of the night, Junior.
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( LƒÖ`) It's not midnight yet, moron.
(EÍE) Too late, she's gone.
(EÍE) My ear feels itchy.
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) That's it. You're going back in the nursing home, you old freak.
( ßOß) Grandpa! I'm pregnant, and Junior's the father!
(EÍE) But I'm only 7...
( ßOß) Liar! You said you were 20!
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(EÍE) 7 inches, that is.
(EÍE) Thanks to your genes, Grandpa.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) How come I never got 7 inches?
(;Í;) Because your titanic-sized cock makes me jealous, Grandpa...
(EÍE) But you're right! Let's talk about tits, and kneading them!
(EÍE) Grandpa, Alan Moore spoke to me in a dream. He told me to avenge him in Internet form and tell everyone who liked the movie V for Vendetta needs to shut up and read the original comic book first since the film was topical and overly simple clap-trap!
(EÍE) Should I lay off eating spicy food at night so I won't get such weird dreams?
( LƒÖ`) I though I hid that rock of crack...
i@MƒnLj We meet again, my old friend.
i@MƒnLj It has come to my attention that my dry humor and impeccable wit have brought my threads to the forefront of contemporary comedy, while ever since version 2.0 your threads have been a festering pit of infantilism, incoherency and tired gags older then you are. In view of this, I shall this one time extend a gracious offer to put you out of your misery.
i@MƒnLj Junior has not yet been tainted beyond hope by your essence of anti-funny. He shall enter my custody and be masterfully groomed as my successor, destined to send paroxysms of laughter throughout the entire intarweb. Now, merely sign here and it will be all over. You can finally rest.
i@MƒnLj Oh, and 870get.
(EÍE) Well, I guess this is it, Grandpa. I suppose Darkpa will create a "i@MƒnLjDarkpa" thread, and begin his thread saying something like "i@MƒnLjHello, children." Then I'll post on his thread, asking him questions from now on.
(EÍE) As for you, I suppose you can lounge around in your own thread until your heart finally stops beating.
(EÍE) Which I hope happens soon.
(☄EÍE)☄ No, in fact, I'll take care of it for you, old man.
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i@MƒnLjSee that, Junior? Under my teaching, you can easily defeat Grandpa just like I did.
i@MƒnLj ...but while we're on the subject: Don't think I'm going to change my own ways to suit your needs. There will be no "i@MƒnLjDarkpa" thread. You will attend my parties, and you will LIKE them.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Haha! Let me at 'em...
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Where are the nachos?!
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) You need to stop munching in front of my face, dad.
(EÍE) Grandpa, I had a talk with the executives. Well, my
agent did and he -we- felt that the current cast size of your threads are too large for our targeted demographic and we risk losing that prime advertising segment of white males between eighteen and thirty-five. Just how do you think this
affects our syndication points? Huh?
( LƒÖ`) I though we were aiming for girls between 8 and 14...
( LƒÖ`) Such dwindeling population won't get us enough revenue. We have to aim at a rising class... How about the Koreans?
< `ƒÖ'> I still keep watching.
(EÍE) I FUCUKING SAID NO MORE FUCKIGN CHARACTFERS YOU FUCKING FUCKSITCK
Ð *L°MÐ Did someone say more characters nya?
i@MƒnLjYes, Security Kitten I believe Junior just invited us all.
( M°L) Hey, my car just broke down. Mind if I stay a while? Thanks.
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(iœjĪªª²iœj) Now, let us take a look at the lives of those who were unable to survive in the dog-eat-dog world of Grandpa...
( LE__E) Through all the trials and tribulations, we have once again been forgotten.
i@LÍMjWhy has fate led us onto such a cruel path?
i*ß[ßjThis is getting pretty deep!
(L^ิ౪Oิ) DuRR
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((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Through all the trials and tri...
J( '°`)‚µ You're just copying the first guy.
((/ ƒf.ㄟ) ...woo...
(ÜoÜ) Woh hoh hoh hoh
i@OÍOjBut really, this... sucks.
( ‹3‹) Why weren't we able to become true "Grandpa" characters?
(☄◣„t◢)☄ Frankpa and Mercpa were only around for like a week! That's fucked up.
S(◕ฺƒÃ◕ฺM¡) You're a lot more fucked up.
(☄◢„t◣)☄ Not funny, man...
( Ü-Ü) Even Clonepa pulled it off.
i *ß';;‚—ß'j And for that matter, who the hell is Blindpa?!
( ßÍß) Yeah, seri--
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( L_½M) Okay, that's enough. Into the van, rejects.
(MƒÊL) Wait! Can I interest you in some pamphlets?
(`„DL) I never got my ice cream!
„‹(`„DL„‹) WHY am I not on the list?? WHY??
( LƒÖ`) Just iss on Clonepa there, he won't mind.
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(EÍE) Okay, I'll bite. Grandpa, where's the 'p'?
( LƒÖ`)½p It's my walking cane, I need it.
i `['j chuckle You think you can get away by forgetting me? And who is this Louie retard?
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what is your Rock 'n Roll fantasy? What is your Rock 'n Roll dream?
(@¥ิm¥ิ) I don't think anyone knows this, but I've been writing Grandpa's material since 1977.
( Ü-Ü) Grandpa, I'm pretty sure Rock 'n Roll is dead.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, when I'm your age, do you think I'll have a "Junior" who is just as inquistive as I am?
( LƒÖ`) I just want to say, Jr., that I'm really really fed up with you, your jokes, silliness, and complete nonsense. I disown you, and your father. You destroyed what could have been considered Legendary, and reduced it to a pile of idiotisms. I hate you! You are a pig. Now get out before I call the cops.
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( EƒÖE) Curses, foiled again.
('A` ) This Grandpa thread is almost over...
( EƒÖE) Shut up and finish my thread already.
(EÍE) Clonepa, nobody even bothers to correct your silly ways anymore.
( LƒÖ`) I think I'm starting to master senility.
( Ü-Ü) So have you learned to cope with it or have you literally mastered senility, granting you the ability to forget anything at any time?
( `ƒÖL) What was that?!
( `ƒÖL) Who are you!? Get the hell out of my thread!!
( Ü-Ü) Neither, then. Oh well.
(EÍE) Grand pa!
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( EÍE) TIME WARP!!!!!
( EÍE) It's just a jump to the left
( Ü-Ü) I feel like I'm in a bad sci-fi comedy film.
(EÍE) Why, Mr. Grandpa? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Grandpa. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Grandpa. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Grandpa? Why? Why do you persist?
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(EÍE) Whoa.
( Ü-Ü) I am Kindness-san. I created this place. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
(EÍE) Liar. Squeeks created this place.
( Ü-Ü) Sorry, but I got caught up in the theme.
( Ü-Ü) Also, 950get.
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(EÍE) That was a bat grandpa. Paddles can't deliver such power.
( LƒÖ`) If you knew that already, why did you bring it when I told you to get the paddle?
( Ü-Ü) Grandpa, wake up. You dozed off just before 950 and your snoring has been disturbing everyone in the room.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, do you fear for Part 7?
( LƒÖ`) I'm too old to fear anything, Junior.
( ???) 1000GET
(EÍE) Still a bit early, ?pa.
(??? ) Shit, I fucked up my grand entrance into this thread. Just forget you ever saw me. I'll be back in a bit.
(EÍE) Who said I should forget what now?
( ???) I said you should forge-
( ???) ...Oh, right.
(??? ) Nothing, absolutely nothing.
(LƒÖ` ) Let me know when the next thread starts. I'll be at the bar.
(@¥ิm¥ิ) America drinks and goes home.
(EÍE) and we keep drivin'
(EÍE) into the night
(EÍE) its a late goodbye
(EÍE) such a late good bye~
( LƒÖ`) You are going down with me. Hand in unloveable hand.
(EÍE) I knew you wouldn't understand modern japanese hard industrial death metal, old man.
( Ü-Ü) This would be pretty depressing if it weren't so strangely amusing.
( LƒÖ`) And now, the end is in sight of another Grandpa thread.
(LƒÖ` ) Looking back, I see thousands of posts, some good, some awful.
( LƒÖ`) Looking at you, Junior, makes me feel like there's no future.
To quote the original Grandpa thread's 52nd post:
( LƒÖ`)“Ê What do you think? Fuckmitten.
(EÍE) That hurts.
( ß ƒŽß) Fuckmitten?
( ß -ß) ...
(ß- ß ) I'll be back in a moment. I have to go to the bathroom.
(ßo ß ) blarg
( ß ƒŽß) ok back
( ß ƒŽß) Grandpa, would you prefer MITTENS?...
( ß ƒŽß) ...
( ß -ß) ...Or a blanket...?
( Ü-Ü) I think he'd prefer some privacy, actually.
( LƒÖ`) I think I've gained weight, and I want to die.
( ß -ß) ...Or a blanket...?
( LƒÖ`)...
( LƒŽ`) Mittens.
( Ü-Ü) I think I can see the end of the thread from here.
I think I see your end here...
( LƒÖ`)( Ü-Ü)
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( LƒÖ`)( Ü-Ü)
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( ÜoÜ) Why, Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) Hey, any port in a storm, yaknowwhatImean?
( ß -ß) Honestly, I don't. And I don't think I want to.
( Ü-Ü) With a grandpa like you, I wonder what Junior will grow up to be like.
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( EƒÖE) I'm hungry.
( Ü-( LƒÖ`)UH OH I'M BEING ASSIMILATED
( -( LƒÖ`)SHIT THIS COULD BE MY END
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(( LƒÖ`)) I AM POWERFUL.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( Ü-Ü) Here I go! 999 GET!