( ´ω`) Hello yet again, kids!
( ´ω`) Part 7 is gonna be STEEL BALL RUN
(・∀・) That's not how it works, Grandpa! You make the first post and I make the second!
( ´ω`) Oops, sorry.
(・∀・) Grandpa, life, internet, etc.?
( ･_･) toilet powerrrrr!!!
( ´ω`) Life's good, the internet tubes are still coming on a regular basis.
／⌒ヽ
/ ´_ゝ`） ／⌒ヽ I'm worthless piece of shit...
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| /| | | / ／⌒ヽ nobody likes me
// | | | /| | / ´_ゝ`）
Ｕ .Ｕ // | | | / ／⌒ヽ ﾌﾟｸﾌﾟｸｯ bye bye cruel world
Ｕ .Ｕ 二| /| |二-＿ -/＿´ゝ`）二- - ／⌒ヽ= ｯ・・・・・
￣-￣-￣ ─ ─ ￣- ￣-￣
( ´ω`) Oh my. I hope that doesn't clog up septic system....
(-_-) I wonder how that's going to effect the DQN-kun thread.
(・∀・) Okay, I locked the door this time.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's the deal with airplane food?
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Hi Grandpa!
／⌒ヽ
/ ´ヮ`） ／⌒ヽ I'm Going swimming...
| / / ´ヮ`）
| /| | | / ／⌒ヽ It'll be fun
// | | | /| | / ´ヮ`）
Ｕ .Ｕ // | | | / ／⌒ヽ ﾌﾟｸﾌﾟｸｯ I love the world
Ｕ .Ｕ 二| /| |二-＿ -/＿´ヮ`）二- - ／⌒ヽ= ｯ・・・・・
￣-￣-￣ ─ ─ ￣- ￣-￣
( ´ω`) Airplanes hand out food nowadays? Why, back in the day, we were constantly threatened by potential airline crashes. We had to hold onto our seats the whole ride - we had no time for food!
(・∀・) They used to hand it out. Now they make you pay or go hungry.
／⌒ヽ
/ ´ω`） ／⌒ヽ I'm worthless piece of shit...
| / / ´ω`）
| /| | | / ／⌒ヽ nobody likes me
// | | | /| | / ´ω`）
Ｕ .Ｕ // | | | / ／⌒ヽ ﾌﾟｸﾌﾟｸｯ bye bye cruel world
Ｕ .Ｕ 二| /| |二-＿ -/＿´ω`）二- - ／⌒ヽ= _ ｯ・・・・・
￣-￣-￣ ─ ─ ￣- ￣-￣
(・∀・) Grandpa!? When were you emo?!
( ´ω`)
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( ´ω`)彡 ( ・ω・)
Ah HA!
(・∀・) Welcome to the NHK!
>>19
(-_-) Why is most anime so inferior the original manga? Why do they bother?
>>19
(-_-) Why is most anime so inferior to the original manga? Why do they bother?
(・∀・) Why is most ( ・ω・) so inferior to the original ( ´ω`)? Why do they bother?
( ・ω・) I have no character.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of character does Clonepa have?
( ´ω`) None.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how old are you?
( ´ω`) Twelve next month.
( ´ω`) I kind of gave up really keeping track of my birthdays after my 11th.
( ´ω`) The clown my parents hired for my party kicked my dog to death in a drunken rage.
( ´ω`) Since then, I stopped counting the years in terms of birthdays.
(・∀・) i like metal donuts! <3
( `ω´)
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(・∀・) How do I obtain DQN spirit? We've been losing it since part 2!
this thread is going to die, grandpa lost his powers...
never shall this thread reach 999
R.I.P.
／⌒ヽ
/ ´_ゝ`） Now that that's over, let's see if anyone will post hot Kisame on Itachi action.
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(・∀・) Narutard.
don't think, feel.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I've never asked you this before... what was it like in the old days, before they turned on the gravity machines?
( ´ω`) Going to the loo was a bitch. I'll tell you that.
( ´ω`) And it was impossible to get decent scrambled eggs.
( ´ω`) Well, that was before Ron Popeel invented the Inside the Eggshell Egg Beater.
( ´ω`) Ron... what a genius. A real Man of Science.
( ´ω`) Junior, try to be more like him.
(・∀・) But I want to be more like Ronald Mcdonald.
( ´ω`) Col. Sanders will beat your ass.
( ´ω`) Just don't be a narutard. There are enough of those. Last time I checked there were 4650 seeds.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I want to be the Arby's man! Make delicious Turkey Ranch and Bacon Sandwhiches!!!
(・∀・) Mitt teeeens?
( ´ω`) Ron invented the Automatic Beer Mug Froster.
( ´ω`) The Pocket Fisherman.
( ´ω`) And now, the Rotisserie! Just set it, and forget it!
(´ω` ) Is it dinner time yet?
(・∀・) Mitt teeeens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) June yoooour?
(・∀・) Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your favorite webcomic? Mine's http://comic.bostonandshaun.com/
( ´ω`) ...Sexy Losers.
(*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ
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(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
(*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ
(・∀・)ﾊｧﾊｧ
(・ω・) I came.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Most webcomics lack substance and humour. People think that anyone can go out and make a webcomic because everyone else is making one. It's like these people aren't even trying to go out of there way to produce something good. Either they have horrible humour and/or shitty anime-esque/weeaboo art. What webcomics need is more effort and qualityYURgHh-DDURRRRRRrrRRkkKLONDIKEBARSrRrRRD.
(・ω・) you are so right grandpa!
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( ´ω`) That's the cutest thing I've ever seen! I'm taking it with me.
(・∀・) With you? Where are you going, Grandpa?
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(´ω` ) To the bar.
(´ω` ) Why don't you go to another thread like the retard thread or something while I'm gone?
(・∀・) Don't leave me, Grandpa! Why do you drink so much?
(´ω` ) Oh, I dunno.
(´ω` ) I just like drinking.
(・∀・) Don't you love me?!
(´ω` ) Not as much as alcohol.
(・∀・ ) Fuck you, I'm leaving
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) I have the house to myself!
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Now to search for Grandpa's vast fortune...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hey! I'm still here let me look too!
( ´ω`) What are you two doing sniffing around my bedroom?
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(( (；ﾟ ヮﾟ) )) Nothing! Don't mind us!!!
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((〜（（≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
し'`Jし'ゝつﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ)っ )) uuuuuu....
( ´ω`) ok, carry on.
(・∀・) You're back! Why does every man own at least one pair of briefs?
( ´ω`) I don't. I prefer to go commando.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) So, did you find any money?
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) No. Just some old microsoft stock.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) darn.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you have a vast fortune?
( ´ω`) Why yes. I hide it in my dick.
(・∀・) Can I suck it out of you?
( ´ω`) Let Natumi do that.
(・∀・) Can I suck it out of you?
( ´ω`) I have too many wrinkles on my dick. The texture alone would make you gag on it, junior.
(・∀・)
(・∀・) Can I suck it out of you anyway?
( ´ω`) Alas, I have grown too old...I can't use it anymore.
( ´ω`) ...The fortune, you see, too vast to use in one lifetime.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Can I --
( ´ω`) No.
(・ω・) Junior sure is wierd.
(・ω・) You can suck it out of me, though.
( ´ω`) Just go away, and leave an old man in peace for once.
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Listen, guys.
I am from ( ´ω`) , but stopped visiting it due to (・∀・).
I like both ( ´ω) and (・∀・), but mostly ( ´ω) . You don't need to invade my friends. Please, anonymous now forgives.
Hugs and kisses,
>>90
(・ω・) Grandpa, can I borrow your lawn mower?
( ´ω`) It stopped working ages ago when I tried go over a tree with it.
(・ω・) Didn't you just use it on Junior in the last thread?
( ´ω`) Oooooh, the push mower. Sure, go ahead. Sharpen the blades before you bring it back.
(・∀・) Idiot! You used it on ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) is not Junior!
(・ω・) Same thing.
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) DID SOMEBODY CALL ME?
(ﾟ∀ﾟ ) DID SOMEBODY CALL ME?
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) DID SOMEBODY CALL ME?
(ﾟ∀ﾟ ) DID SOMEBODY CALL ME?
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-
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( ´ω`) Where's my grandson?
( ´ω`) I need company.
(・∀・) I'm here Grandpa!
( ´ω`) Why is it that when I stand next to myself, both of me only have one eye each?
( ´ω) ( ´ω) See?