( ´ω`) Hello yet again, kids!
( ⌒д⌒) It's sad, looking at how dysfunctional this family is.
(・∀・) Shut it, fatass.
( ⌒-⌒) There's no need to speak like that!
(・∀・) Put that Big Mac down and I'll think about it.
( ⌒-⌒) What? I'm not eating a big mac! I don't even LIKE burgers!
(・∀・) Then what the hell is that pile of ass you're munching on?
(`)(´) ... did someone call me?
( ⌒-⌒) What are you talking about? I'm not eating anything.
(`)(´) i'm a big fat butt
( `)(´ ) i'm a big fat butt
( ´ω`) Fuck you guys, I'm outta here
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( ´ω`)♚ Whoops forgot my hat
( ´ω`)♚ Who.,,ops thats not a hat
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(・∀・) IMMA CHARGIN MAH LASER
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IMMA READY NOW!
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( ´ω`) Aus meinem Kopf wächst ein Gipfelkreuz
>>520 oh jees that is the worst AA editing I have seen yet.
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( ´ω`) Hi, I'm Kingpa
( ´ω`) Ahhh, screw the hat.
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(・∀・) Grandpa what are you transforming into?
( ´ω`) A mancubus.
( ´∴∵) tanasinn
(・∀・) Wouldn't it be more fun to be an arachnoid?
( ´ω`) No. Because I like the sound of honda from sf2.
(∴∵∴∵) Don't think. Feel and you will be Tanasinn.
(・∀・) But I thought we all converted!
(∴∵∴∵) You are thinking too much.
( ´ω∵) Oh wait, that mean's that I'm thinking too much too.
( ´ω`) Oh well, all that feeling was making my arthritis start acting up anyway.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm just passing through!
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(・∀・) < Faster, grandpa!!
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( ゚ -゚) Ewwww. They're spraying all over the place.
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(*゚ー゚) < Faster!
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⊂二二二(ミ*´ー`ミ)二二二⊃ This is as fast as I can go, Shii!
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(*゚ー゚) < Don't make me change the background on you!
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( ´ω`) My name is Grandpa anCOUGH COUGH
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like back when we had the internet?
( ´ω`) COUGHCOUGHCOUGH
( ´ω`) hack...
( ´ω`) Oh, Junior? Please ask again.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like back when we had the internet?
( ´ω`) COUGHCOUGHCOUGH
( ´ω`) hack...
( ´ω`) Oh, Junior? Please ask again.
(・∀・)Grandpa, here's a fish!
( ´ω`) Junior...I'm not long for this cruel new world...
( ´ω`) ゆ Thanks for the fish, though!
( ・ิω・ิ) Whew. Long, long day in the ER. Any of those nachos still around?
( ´ω`) Get out, son. Those nachos are mine.
( ・ิω・ิ) It's not like you have a stomach to put them in.
( ´ω`) Oh yeah?
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( ´ω`) STOMACH INCREASE!!!
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( ´ω`) Anyway.
( ´ω`) Basically, it's big. Ok?
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(・∀・ ) I'm stuck in grandpa's stomach!
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(・ิω・ิ ) ...selfish old bastard...
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(・ิω・ิ ) Uh oh.
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(・∀・ ) Hi dad!
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( ´ω`) I am way older than you think.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Now i am another year older than you think.
( ´ω`) kita!
( ´ω` ) im fat.
( ´ω` ) ...and getting fatter.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ <Once you go fat, you never go back!
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(・∀・) Yessss, freedom!!!
( ・ิω・ิ) Yep. Grandpa pooped me out a moment ago, too.
( ・ิω・ิ) I never want to experience that again.
( ・ิω・ิ) Well.. maybe one more time, but only after a few drinks.
( ´ω`) You were never good in my stomach, son.
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<ヽ`∀´> Actually, I don't really want any right now nida.
( ・ิω・ิ) So back to the nachos...
( ´ω`) The answer is still "NO!"
( ・ิω・ิ) That's it. I'm putting you in a nursing home!
(・∀・) You can't do that to Grandpa, Dad!
(・∀・) He never gave us power of attorney!
(・∀・) Though Natumi DID try to talk him into it once.
(・∀・) Objection!
( ・ー・) Overruled.
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( ´ω`) I thought Clonepa was gone. GTFO this thread, Clonepa.
( ・ω・) I will never leave. Ever.
( ´ω`) What did you say? I can't hear so well.
( ・ω・) I said I AM GOING NOW. TAKE CARE.
( ´ω`) Good riddance.
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( ・ω・) Now let's see how long it takes him to notice I'm still here.
( ´ω`) Oh, hi, Clonepa. Where've you been all these years?
( ・ω・) Here, senile turd.
( ´ω`) you were to see Nile tour??
( ´ω`) PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY
(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) GIVE IT TO ME BABY! UHUH! UHUH!
(・∀・) You can stop now, Grandpa...
(・∀・) You sure do remember some ancient songs, Grandpa. We are very impressed...
( `ハ´) Grandpa belongs in a home...
( ´ω`) In darkpa's nursing home, the party finds YOU!
(・∀・) I see what you mean darkpa.
( ´ω`) Go back to your empty party thread, Darkpa.
(・∀・) HERE COME THE MEN IN BLACK
( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
holy god. this gay granpa shit is still going on?
( ´ω`) HELLO KIDS! I HAVE SYPHYLLIS STORED UP FROM WAY BACK IN 1890S AND I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE ALL OF YOU THIS GIFT PERSONALLY.
(・∀・) THANKS, GRANDPA!