[Part 6] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 20:10

( LƒΦ`) Hello yet again, kids!

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 23:09

(EΝE) You wasted another get.

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 23:21

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372 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4742 02:44 [Del]

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 06:58

(EΝE) I want to hug you, Grandpa~!! You're the greatest Grandpa in the whole wide world~!!

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 12:19

( LƒΦ`) ...404get, poast not found lololololololololol!!!!11one

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 16:38

(EΝE) You're not Grandpa. He wouldn't say that.

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 16:51

( EƒΦE) Oh no! You discovered me!!!

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 17:57

(EΝE) Now, Clonepa, what did you do to Grandpa?

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 18:12

Current number of "Clonepa, what did you do to Grandpa?"s in thread, 12.

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 18:45

(EΝE) Let's cut the crap, then. Clonepa, it's obvious you've been carefully nurturing Grandpa's senile dementia for the last three threads, but how? Was Tardpa your test subject?

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 18:48

( EƒΦE) No.

( EƒΦE) Grandpa never wanted you to know, but Tardpa was...

( EƒΦE) ...your son.

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 20:12

( LƒΦ`) and I am the brother of your uncle once.

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 21:02

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413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 23:10

( LƒΦ`) It means that I like cheesecake.

( LƒΦ`) Sometimes.

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4743 23:43

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415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 00:35

i_iQ,@jI'm the Prince of Fresh Air.

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 01:33

i_iQ,@jI'm a big fat butt.

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 01:59

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418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 06:19

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419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 15:26

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420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 18:25

( LƒΦ`) I'm toking up and then taking a nap.

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 18:45

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( `ƒΦL) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 21:28

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( LƒΦ`) Hello, kids!

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 21:38

(L^ิƒΦOิ)

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 21:57

iEΝEjGrandpa, why do you sleep so much?

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 22:04

( xƒΦx)

426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 22:10

iEΝEjG...Grandpa... wake up..

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 22:12

iEΝEjYes?

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 22:13

iEΝEjYou're not grandpa.

429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 22:32

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430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 23:29

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431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4745 00:40

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432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4745 01:24

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433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4745 01:55

jEΝEijEΝEijEΝEijEΝEijEΝEi

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4745 02:02

jEΝEijEΝEijEΝEijEΝEiEΝEjEΝE

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4745 02:04

( LƒΦ`) So won't the real Junior please stand up?

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4745 13:47

(EΝE) Hi Grandpa. I was lost in the inner circle of thought.

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4745 17:38

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzz

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 05:37

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439 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 08:59

(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, I'm looking for a bento box, can you help?

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 09:21

( LƒΦ`) what you say?

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 09:26

(EΝE) Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 12:41

( LƒΦ`) Well, never mind all that, >>441. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>441, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 13:42

(EΝE) Uh, anyway

(EΝE) What will we do if the emergency mittens fall into that dude's frying pan?

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 14:54

( LƒΦ`) It will give off toxic fumes while plastic parts melt. We will just remove them from the pan and deply water, is there is fire.

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4746 23:40

(EΝE) Summer's CLOSED.

(EΝE) Fall's open.

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 00:06

(EΝE) How do I stick today's special if I don't have a bento box that has chopstick holders and 2 or more kotoba?

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 02:29

( LƒΦ`) I don't know and I don't care. You're starting to annoy me!

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 02:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you ever saved someone's life? You know, like in a heroic story!

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 02:48

( LƒΦ`) Quite the opposite, actually.

( LƒΦ`) You see, I was having a terrible day, somebody stole my iPod, and...

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 03:03

(EΝE) ...it made your BLOOD BOIL?!

http://www.myspace.com/orochimitch

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 04:07

( LƒΦ`) Orochi?
( LƒΦ`) Fucking Narutard

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 05:36

(EΝE) ...

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 06:25

( LƒΦ`) Quit quit 4ch shit, junior, they are from now on divided anyways. Or was that 4chan

454 Name: : 1993-09-4747 22:33

(EΝE) School's closed

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4747 23:22

(EΝE) POOL'S CLOSED

456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 00:13

(EΝE) FOOLS POSED

457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 00:25

(EΝE) SUCK DICK

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 00:36

(EΝE) DUCK SICK

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 00:51

(LƒΦ` ) That's it, I'm leaving

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 01:17

(EΝE) Chicken!

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 02:04

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462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 05:31

i OƒΦOj Hay everybody, what's going on?

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 09:52

(EΝE) Chicken!

464 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4748 10:34

i OƒΦOjEgg!

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 12:34

( ί ƒŽί) McNugget!

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 13:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is this "Spammers are not welcome here!" shit?

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 13:10

i OƒΦOj Chicken Egg McNugget!!

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 16:10

( LƒΦ`) That's a good question, boy. It seems to strike at random.

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 16:38

i OƒΦOj I'm a big fat butt

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 20:39

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 20:58

( LƒΦ`) cough...
Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi LƒΦ`j“ρ½ BU-N

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 21:14

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρi LƒΦ`j½ BU-N

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4748 21:29

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@MƒnLj“ρ½ BU-N

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 13:49

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi EΝEj“ρ½ BU-N

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 19:42

( LƒΦ`) I am a god among men.

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 20:23

( LƒΦ`) FOR GREAT VICTORY. GRANDPA WILL MERGE AND WIN!!!!

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 20:26

·ΐ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ( LƒΦ`)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ !!!!!

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4749 20:50

(EΝE) Wow, I didn't know you could KITA like that!

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 06:08

( LƒΦ`) There are many things you don't know, Junior. That's why you ask me and I tell you...

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) Come here and sit on my lap.

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 07:40

(EΝE) ...is this right?
( LƒΦ`)

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 15:29

( LƒΦ`) Junior, I'm going to make you a man.

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 15:31

( LƒΦ`) Here's $50. Go ask that girl on the streetcorner over there for "the works."

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 16:26

(EΝE) ...

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 17:17

( LƒΦ`) You always were a shy one, Junior.

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 17:41

(EΝE) Okay. I'll be back later!

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 17:41

< ow, hey!

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 17:43

( LƒΦ`) So how was it?

(EΝE) She punched me and ran off with the money.

( LƒΦ`) ... You are now a man, my grandson.

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 18:01

(EΝE) Really?

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 18:03

( LƒΦ`) Sure, why not?

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 18:03

( LƒΦ`) Yes. Now go get a job.

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 18:04

(EΝE) What kind of job? A fashion designer?

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492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 21:33

( LƒΦ`) Hey

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story

Now you're a man
A man, man man
Now you're a man

A manny manny man
A man man man

You are now a man
You're a man
Now you're a man

Live it, Live it

What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties

Now you're a man
A man, man man
Now you're a man-man

Man-man man-man man
Now you're a man

M-A-N, man
Man, man-man man
Now you're a man

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4750 21:59

θƒΜ( EƒΦE)θ Hay guys!

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 00:49

Shitsky! It's the fuzz!

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 03:09

θƒΜ( EƒΦE)θ No! I'm a girl now!

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 03:47

( LƒΦ`) Junior, get out of that wig, people will think you're gay!

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 04:33

θƒΜ( EƒΦE)θ No! I'm CloneMA!

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 05:54

θƒΜ( EΝE)θ Grandpa, can you loan us $600? We need new handbags.

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 09:00

( LƒΦ`) Junior, I'm going to have to reset this thread.

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4751 09:02

( EΝE) No!

( EΝE) Btw, 500get.

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