( LƒÖ`) Hello yet again, kids!
( LE__E) ... Who was that guy.... ?
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( LƒÖ`) And then something exploded right next to me, it was Prvt. Ryan.
( LƒÖ`) And he was all over me! In Nam, I operated $1 million equipment, and I can't even get a job here parking cars!!
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(EÍE) cheer up grandpa, you're old, you don't need a job!
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( LƒÖ`) That was my best Stallone imitation.
( LƒÖ`) You never could recognize greatness, Junior.
(EÍE) You are pretty weak and not fit for Elitist SUperstructure if we look at >>266
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(EÍE) ...but only so I can finish you myself!!
( LƒÖ`) You'll be very, very surprised and dismayed when they read my will. Are you sure you want me dead now?
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what's the deal with seedless grapes? I mean, it's like, they're grapes that grew ripe, but they don't have seeds. But if grapes grow without seeds, how do you get more grapes if they don't have seeds when they've been culture not to have seeds?
( LƒÖ`) They are taken from regular grapes and subjected to certain chemicals. Like you, I must say.
(EÍE) Grandpa why are you saging this thread?
( LƒÖ`) I don't want it to age. Get it?
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( ßÍß) Oh grandpa, you're so silly!
( ßÍß) Grandpa, what did you think of Snakes on a Plane?
(EÍE) NO ME, Grandpa, what did you think of Snakes on a Plane?
(;'Í') I asked first!
( ßÍß) No, guys I did.
(EÍE) Dad, tell him I asked first!!
( ßÍß) So...
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(EÍE) When Darkpa reboots him, he won't remember any of this...
(EÍE) So I asked first!
( LƒÖ`) Junior, that's caused my a mushi. It's called ginko.
( ß ƒŽß) Grandpa, who do you prefer? Nui or Ginko?
(EÍE) Grandpa, how do I make eggnog?
( LƒÖ`) thanks, that bugger was starting to annoy me
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( Ü-Ü) Why, Mercpa?!? There must be a better way to solve problems then violence!
( Ü-Ü) But shouldn't there be time for talking? Or other peaceful solutions?
...Although you do have a point that a measured ammount of violence can solve just about any problem...
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(EƒÖE) Then I'll show you no mercy.
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(EƒÖE) who, me?
ˆæˆæˆæƒÖÒæˆæˆ No, tanasinn.
( LƒÖ`) Anyone up for strip poker?
(-Í-) ur fuckin on prune face. lol that was a mad movie. i thought kid rolled off the car in one scene but it was just a hub cap lol crazy shit huh.
( LƒÖ`) Boy, I don't what the fuck you were talking about.
(-Í-) shut up old fart
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what is this wizardry?
( LƒÖ`) You know, sonny, I never got to do that kind of things. I remember how we used to add background tags on the body with Frontpage Express. Ah, back then, things were still manly and exciting.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what are your opinions of Mac and Linux?
( LƒÖ`) Oh, god!!!
(EÍE) What, Grandpa?!
( LƒÖ`) I pressed the Emergency Mittens button! They're all coming down to KILL US! AGGGGHHHH!!11
(EƒÖE) Don't worry guys, we're a layer above them!
(EƒÖ( Ouch, I got hit by a fukken mitten into my beautiful face...