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(EÍE) Thread's better now, Gramps.
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U can all cum back now...
i`['j@Ron. Your loss, Mr. Bear.
(EÍE) We were playing checkers, though...
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(LƒÖ` ) And here you tell me that the thread's all better...
(EÍE) Thread's better now, Gramps.
(EÍE) Everything is once again as sane as ever.
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(EÍE) So, Grandpa, when did you begin losing your hair?
( LƒÖ`) That's disgusting and fake.
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( LƒÖ`) ...and I never had any hair to begin with.
(EÍE) I was born without hair.. but at least my began growing when I was a few months old.
( LƒÖ`) I was born grown up.
(*LƒÖ`) ...and was immediately horny for my mother.
( LƒÖ`) I think Satan made me.
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( EƒÖE) I liked your 666GET, Grandpa.
( LƒÖ`)@Fuck you, Clonepa.
( EƒÖE) THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING I CAN TO TO BE ACCEPTED!
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( EƒÖE) I know, I have to do something drastic...
( LƒÖ`) Kill yourself? My fingers are crossed! ..I can't move them back, but they're crossed!
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( LƒÖ`) Right. You should now get lost again.
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( EƒÖE) It seems that Grandpa is rather distasteful. I am apalled
( EƒÖE) Not only that, but he stole MY trick.
iEÍEj You're just jealous because he did it with panache.
( EƒÖE) No. I'm jealous because he did it with pnats.
( EƒÖE) MY pants.
( LƒÖ`) I farted in them, leaving a huge hole out the back.
( LƒÖ`) Yeah, it was immature, but this is DQN.
( ß -ß) What's a pnat?
iEÍEj You don't really want to know.
iEÍEj Grandpa, what would a cross between you and clonepa look like?
( LƒÖ`) Like that BU-N guy, probably.
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( LƒÖE) It's the Terminator!
( LƒÖE) Please kill me
iEÍEjGrandpa, why are people on the internet so easilly forgotten? You don't see somebody for years and it's suddenly like you've never met them before, I just don't get it!
( LƒÖ`) Who're you?
( LƒÖ`) Get out of my thread.
( LƒÖE) Remember me, grandpa?
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( LƒÖ`)‚¼(LƒÖE ) TOUCH!
( LƒÖ`) Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Poppa was a cop and momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer
Price you gotta pay when you break the panorama
She never knew that there was anything more than poor
What in the world does your company take me for?
Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin'on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
On her merry way saying baby what you gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45
Just another way to survive
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
She's a lover, baby and a fighter
Should've seen her coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Dani California
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded she was stealing another breath
I love my baby to death
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
Who knew the other side of you
Who knew what others died to prove
Too true to say goodbye to you
Too true, too say say say
Push the fader, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later
Never made it, Up to Minnesota
North Dakota man was a gunnin' for the quota
Down in the badlands she was saving the best for last
it only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
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(L^ิ౪Oิ) hay, wut happuns when i eat a k-kidny stone??
( LƒÖ`) We call the nursing home to take me away from you.
iEÍEj Grandpa, I really dig tsundere type chicks. What kind of girl did you like growing up?
( LƒÖ`) Perfect women. After all, I'm the perfect guy.
(;LƒÖ`) However, women are never perfect after they've aged. Ugh.
iEÍEj Under the moon loli to issho
iEÍEj They kissed til they were dead
(L^ิ౪Oิ) shinu made let's kissing rrRRRRR
( LƒÖ`) Then I went for oneesan types. Now that was a very wise decision.
iEÍEjGrandpa, why did LL's mama tell him to knock out anybody? Isn't that poor parenting when you teach your child to solve their problems with violence?
i*EƒÖÒj Violence is often the quickest and most efficient way to solve a problem, Junior.
iEÍEjClonepa, those scars almost give you some character.
( LƒÖ`jHe's right, for once. Violence can solve many problems.
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STOOP KID NEVER LEAVES HIS STOOP.
No, stoop kid is afraid to leave his stoop.
iEÍEj Grandpa, I want to go to Cromartie High School and be a tough guy.
( LƒÖ`jMercenary or not, I'm still the stronger man then you.
i*EƒÖÒjWant to test that out now, rookie..?
( LƒÖ`j ... Sure, why no...
( LƒÖ`j Ah. My hip.
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(EƒÖEj >>709,710,714 same person
i*EƒÖÒj There you are. Have fun with your dollies?
(EƒÖEj Yes, I -
(EƒÖEj I hate you.
(EƒÖEj Milly-Mae says she hates you too.
( ß ƒŽß)@That was directed at you, Clonepa
( Ü-Ü) That's a good one, mittens.
( LƒÖ`j Stay in the basement, clonepa.
iEÍE) What if Tolkien characters had their own top-level domains? I would register bugbeard.ent
(EƒÖE)@I would get a clonepa@bombadil.lame email account
i*EƒÖÒj I thought you'd prefer iplaywithdolls.gay for your domain.
( LƒÖ`) Stay in the closet, clonepa.
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( Ü-Ü) Mittens, if you don't pay attention to school, you'll never be able to become succesful and own lots of mittens! Why, you'd be forced to work in a sock factory!
( LƒÖ`) School is overrated, fatty.
( LƒÖ`) Speaking of which, who are you? I don't know any fat people, I don't know any happy people, I don't know any nice people, and I sure as hell don't know anyone who went to school.
iEÍE) He's a friend at school, gramps. A beat-up friend.
( LƒÖ`) cracks knuckles I love beat-up friends!
( LƒÖ`) Junior, I've been kind of bored and I've been listening to only the best song ever made - All Alone for Christmas (as usual). So, I've decided to make my own version of the song.
( LƒÖ`) I hate myself and I want to die
( LƒÖ`) BECAUSE I'M OLD
( LƒÖ`) junior, turn the gun to me
( Lƒn`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!
( LÍ`) Sharp like a young man
( LƒÖ`) called him an old fart
( `ƒÖL) >>1 won't let me rest
( LƒÖ`) JISAKU JUNIORs
( LƒÖ`) In the dark of wakabamark
( LƒÖ`) what, speak up sonny, what?
( Lƒn`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!
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( LƒÖ`) called him an old fart
( `ƒÖL) >>1 won't let me rest
( LƒÖ`) I want to enjoy my last days, but I can't JUMP in the air.
( Ü-Ü) Grandpa, I think you're a bit too old to beat me up. If it means that much to you, though, you might as well send Junior against me.
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( LƒÖ`) Fact is, though, I've had sex way more times then you!
( Ü-Ü) It's nice to see that you still have the mind of a little boy, grandpa.
( LƒÖ`) A boy that could bitch slap you...
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( LƒÖ`) Did someone just tap me? It felt like someone just tapped me. Maybe it was my imagination.
( Ü-Ü) No, that's just numbness. The pain sets in after a little while, Grandpa.
( LƒÖ`) I'm waiting.
iE‚`EjThis is so violent!!