( LƒÖ`) Hello yet again, kids!
( Ü-Ü) Also, 950get.
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( LƒÖ`) I can't let this fool off with a few slaps. Junior, fetch me my paddle!
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(EÍE) That was a bat grandpa. Paddles can't deliver such power.
( LƒÖ`) If you knew that already, why did you bring it when I told you to get the paddle?
( Ü-Ü) Grandpa, wake up. You dozed off just before 950 and your snoring has been disturbing everyone in the room.
i MƒnLjRise and shine, Mister Grandpa, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Grandpa...wake up and...smell the ashes.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, do you fear for Part 7?
( LƒÖ`) I'm too old to fear anything, Junior.
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(EÍE) Still a bit early, ?pa.
(??? ) Shit, I fucked up my grand entrance into this thread. Just forget you ever saw me. I'll be back in a bit.
(EÍE) Who said I should forget what now?
( ???) I said you should forge-
( ???) ...Oh, right.
(??? ) Nothing, absolutely nothing.
(LƒÖ` ) Let me know when the next thread starts. I'll be at the bar.
(@¥ิm¥ิ) America drinks and goes home.
(EÍE) and we keep drivin'
(EÍE) into the night
(EÍE) its a late goodbye
(EÍE) such a late good bye~
( LƒÖ`) You are going down with me. Hand in unloveable hand.
(EÍE) I knew you wouldn't understand modern japanese hard industrial death metal, old man.
( Ü-Ü) This would be pretty depressing if it weren't so strangely amusing.
( LƒÖ`) And now, the end is in sight of another Grandpa thread.
(LƒÖ` ) Looking back, I see thousands of posts, some good, some awful.
( LƒÖ`) Looking at you, Junior, makes me feel like there's no future.
To quote the original Grandpa thread's 52nd post:
( LƒÖ`)“Ê What do you think? Fuckmitten.
(EÍE) That hurts.
( ß ƒŽß) Fuckmitten?
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(ß- ß ) I'll be back in a moment. I have to go to the bathroom.
(ßo ß ) blarg
( ß ƒŽß) ok back
( ß ƒŽß) Grandpa, would you prefer MITTENS?...
( ß ƒŽß) ...
( ß -ß) ...Or a blanket...?
( Ü-Ü) I think he'd prefer some privacy, actually.
( LƒÖ`) I think I've gained weight, and I want to die.
( ß -ß) ...Or a blanket...?
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( LƒŽ`) Mittens.
( Ü-Ü) I think I can see the end of the thread from here.
I think I see your end here...
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( ÜoÜ) Why, Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) Hey, any port in a storm, yaknowwhatImean?
( ß -ß) Honestly, I don't. And I don't think I want to.
( Ü-Ü) With a grandpa like you, I wonder what Junior will grow up to be like.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( Ü-Ü) Here I go! 999 GET!