ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 06:24

>>117 is still looking for the "eleven" button on the telephone

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 07:35

>>118 is still stuck on a broken escalator

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 09:27

>>119 is still stuck on a broken elevator

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 11:29

>>120 is still stuck in a broken stairwell

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 11:58

>>121 needs to use a stairmaster

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 13:13

>>122 smells

124 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 13:20

>>123 can't smell.

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:20

The poster above us is retarded.

126 Name: ⊂二二二（＾_＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:24

>>125 didn't type ">>124" (probably due to borderline intelligence) or do a 125GET!

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:51

>>126 doesn't know that quarter of the way GETs don't count

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 19:13

>>127 smells worse than >>122

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 19:47

>>128 is hardly one to be criticising the olfactory abilities of others

130 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 21:58

>>129 doesn't have all asia carrera movies. sucker.

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 22:28

>>130 needs some Asia Cumreara porn.

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 23:53

but secretly, >>131 craves it.

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 07:55

>>132's bold gambit is about to backfire dramatically

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 11:13

>>133's backside is on fire

135 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 13:49

>>134 's
face is on fire and not even that tramp that will be >>136 would piss on it!

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 14:28

>>135's grasp of the idea behind this thread is as shaky as his grammar.

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 15:56

>>136
smells

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 16:26

>>137 smells ladies' bicycle saddles

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 17:01

>>138 smells like a ladies' bicycle saddle

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 18:24

>>139 smells like a mens' bicycle saddle

141 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 18:33

>>140 is a men's bicycle saddle

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 19:00

>>141 puts the sad in saddle

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:01

>>142 puts the lad in ladle

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:23

>>143 puts the QN in DQN

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:31

>>144 puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

146 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:37

>>144 puts the bread in toaster

147 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:45

>>146 looks for a milkshake in the yard

148 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 22:13

>>147 thinks he's James Bond for ordering milk stirred, not shaken.

149 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 22:55

>>148 thinks he's a James Bond villian because everyone calls him Stinkfinger

150 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 23:19

>>149 is a panda

151 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 01:06

>>150 is a poacher

152 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 01:52

>>151 is a roaster

153 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 04:01

>>152 enjoys roasted poster

154 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 06:22

>>153 enjoys roasting poles...with his anus!

155 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 08:11

>>154 enjoys roasting poles... with his mouth!

156 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 09:06

>>155 enjoys posting roles...with his vagina.

157 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:36

>>156 enjoys oasting proles...with his angina

158 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:40

>>157 enjoys boasting Creoles... with his catamite

159 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 11:00

>>158 enjoys hosting moles... with his vegemite!

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 12:29

>>159 enjoys moisting holes...with his Marmalade!

161 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:51

>>161
enjoys hoisting poles... with his Marmaduke!

162 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:48

>>161 is as funny as Marmaduke

163 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 19:43

>>162
Thinks Marmaduke is funny.

164 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 19:56

>>163 had a wet dream about Marmaduke

165 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:23

>>164 has furry dreams about Hobbes.

166 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:27

>>164 dresses according to amish rules, is still hated by them. You got the part about 'all the way to the ankles' part right with your dress. However, amish measure this from the waist down.

167 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:52

>>166 thinks that peoples' ankles suddenly change position when you measure them from the waist.

168 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:19

>>167 has an ankle fetish

169 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:21

>>168 has a diaper fetish

170 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:27

>>162 & >>163

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you win this thread.

>>169's momma is such a ho, the only thing she won't do is the dishes.

171 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:17

Even >>169's mother refuses to 'do' >>170.

172 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:31

If >>171's mother was a collection class, her insert method would be public. 0h sn4p! Yeah I stole it from bash? So what? STFUN

173 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:42

>>172 lacks the mental capacity to make up his own insults.

174 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:01

I have a question.
What does "ITT" mean?

175 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:07

ITT means "In This Thread", >>174. Christ, you're thick.

176 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:33

>>175 Intelligent Topics Topic. Thats what ITT is all about, numbskull.

177 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:39

>>176 lies to the new people with extra lie sauce

178 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:53

>>177 is a bacon of hope for the world

179 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 02:57

>>178 is a bacon cheeseburger of despair.

180 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:01

>>179 is a chicken ceasar's salad of hopelessness.

181 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:06

>>180 is an extra large curly fries of impotence.

182 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:34

>>181 cums mayonaise

183 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:41

>>182 smells

184 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 04:52

>>183 can't smell

185 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 05:27

>>184 can smell, but can only smell terrible.

186 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 06:44

>>185 smells cans

187 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 10:11

>>186 smells bans

188 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4888 10:33

>>187, smell this: ur b&

189 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 10:35

>>187 bans smells - a 'smell dictator ' who rules the realm of smells with an iron fist and no mercy. A smell-tator if you will.

190 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 11:22

>>189 is an olfactory revisionist

191 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 17:51

>>190 is a walmart visagist

192 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 18:27

>>174
You're supposed to insult the previous poster, not yourself.
>>191's visage makes people want to go to walmart

193 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 18:41

>>192 purchased his visage at walmart

194 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 21:53

>>193 purchased his Vagisil at Wal-mart.

195 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 22:38

>>194 Vagisiled his purchase at Wal-mart (and was asked to leave).

196 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 00:01

>>195 Walmartified his vagisilesque purchase, which was half of a dead lemur.

197 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:30

>>196 thinks has a good grammer.

198 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:34

>>197 feels like a mole

199 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:46

>>198 is blind as a bat

200 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:48

>>199 is a retard or something, I'm the fucking batman.

201 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 02:06

>>200 dreams of fucking batman

202 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 03:38

>>201 dreams of >>200 fucking himself.

203 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 04:59

>>202 wishes he could fuck himself.

204 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 06:52

>>203 fucks himself 5 times a day (futa! futa! fap fap fap!)

205 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 07:28

>>204 "mistakenly" ends up in /d/ when he goes to visit /b/.

206 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 09:12

>>205 visits /b/

207 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 09:26

>>206 wishes /d/tv wasn't just a wordfilter

208 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:16

>>207
Would happily produce the content for such a production

209 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:29

>>208 wouldn't watch it, because it would all be reruns to him.

210 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 17:13

>>209 wouldn't watch it either, since she starred in every episode.

211 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:27

>>211 wouldn't watch /d/tv either, as it would only serve to remind him of how he doesn't measure up.

212 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:29

>>211 is a sad, sad little man

213 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 19:18

Not sad enough that >>212 doesn't still envy him.

214 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 20:15

Not sad enough still that >>213 worships him.

215 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:42

Oops... I think I stepped on >>214 the bug

216 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:52

>>215 is not thoughtlessly cruel; for he is incapable of thinking at all.

217 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 02:41

>>216 misuses semi-colons.

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