ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 23:59

>>17 pays >>14 >>15 >>16

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:06

>>18 pays >>17 to come up with good insults for this thread, making >>17 the biggest fraudster this century

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:10

>>19 pays the eternal price.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:13

>>18 prays for sex

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:25

>>21 took 14 minutes to think of that.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:50

>>22 spams stickies on /a/ to seem "hip" and "cool"

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 01:28

>>23 spams /b/ to seem "hip" and "cool"

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 01:32

>>24 goes to 4chan

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 01:40

>>25 goes to 7chan, because it's supposedly so much less retarded than 4chan

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 04:12

>>26 goes to 4-ch, because it's supposedly so much more metal than 7chan

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 04:42

>>27 thinks Tom Petty is pretty metal.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 05:04

>>28 wants Tom to pet him.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 06:08

>>29 gets pet by Tom

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 06:40

>>30 is the only person on myspace who is not tom's friend.

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 09:08

>>31 is Tom DeLay.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 11:55

>>32 is Tom ReLay

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 12:11

>>33
looks at the previous threads for insults

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 12:19

>>34 had to ask his mom with help for insults

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 12:38

>>35 secretly hates mittens

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 13:28

>>36 secretly loves >>35

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 13:44

>>37 would love >>36 in the open, but is afraid of being ostracized

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 16:47

>>38 has no such fear

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 19:37

>>39 is the man without fear, mostly due to the lobotomy he received at the state mental institution.

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 20:28

>>40 stole my candy

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 20:56

>>41 is a babyfur

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:41

>>42 is fursecuting >>41! Hey everyone, >>42's a fursecutionist!

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:45

>>43 broke the rules by insulting more than one poster

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:46

>>1-44 are morons.

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:47

Takes one to know one, >>45

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:49

>>46 can't tell if the object is plural or singular.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:50

>>46 is a tattle-tale

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 22:06

>>48 has graduated from being a mere tattle-tale into a full time snitch

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 22:25

>>49 missed a small, but not completely insignificant, GET

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 22:29

>>50 has a small, and totally insignificant PENIS

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 23:17

>>51's penis is the only thing significant about him.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 23:44

>>52 is a woman, but pretends she isn't by acting macho

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 23:59

>>53 isn't a woman, but likes to pretend he is.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 08:55

>>54 is willing this thread to fall off the front page of /dqn/.

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 11:40

>>55 knows about 20 different mangas with a sakura chan as the main character.

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 11:44

>>56 wants a girlfriend named Sakura

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 13:33

>>57 would prefer a boyfriend called Sakura

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 13:40

>>58 would prefer his hand every day

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 14:14

>>59 would prefer his goldfish any day

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:00

>>60 would prefer his fishtank any day

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:09

>>61 would prefer the exhaust pipe on his car any day

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:35

>>62 is insulting us from the burn unit, after he tried it.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 17:14

>>63 would try earsex

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 17:45

>>64 has tried earsex

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 18:00

>>65 engages in regular earsex

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 19:48

>>66 wrote "Earsex - A Lover's Guide"

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 20:43

>>67 posted ads in his paper trying to find someone to have earsex with, but got no responses.

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 20:48

>>68 knew the right paper to advertise in, and got several

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:22

>>69 was one of those responses

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:30

>>70 also responded, but would only do oral earsex

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:56

>>71 offered to do anal earsex

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:15

>>72 has a fetish for scatological auralsex

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:59

>>73 mainly just loves the sound of pooping.

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:22

once >>74 poops, he can't stop

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:30

>>75 has wet dreams about the Pringles man.

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:44

>>76 has a Pringles man vore fetish.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 00:00

>>77 has a fetish for the word "mittens" but, sadly has a morbid fear of the actual thing.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 00:37

>>78 has a fear of kittens.

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 01:09

>>79 wears kittens for mittens.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 03:04

>>80 has an inadequete amount of kittens

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:11

>>81 has an inadequate amount of funk.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:38

ＶＩＰからきますた

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:38

ＶＩＰからきますた

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:54

>>83
>>84
came from VIP

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 11:19

>>85 came over VIP

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 11:43

>>86 is a VIP HERO

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 13:03

>>87 is a VIPSTAR

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 16:17

>>88 is the 'daily sage' guy

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 18:47

>>89 wishes he was bold enough to be >>88

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 19:47

>>90 wishes he was 'bold' and 'extreme' instead of 'mild' and 'eccentric'

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 05:11

>>91 can only eat mild salsa.

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 10:20

>>92 wishes 'he' had a penis so he could stick it into every salsa jar in the mexican restaurant 'he' frequents.

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 11:31

>>93 is a smelly, dumb, beaner scum working illegally in a Mexican restaurant

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 15:06

>>94 has seen the light of day

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 16:55

>>95 is blind and needs someone to help him post

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:07

>>96 directs blind people into traffic

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:27

>>97 directs traffic into blind people

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:49

>>98 traffics blind people indirectly

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:52

>>98 directs >>97 into >>96.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 22:00

>>100 directed his insult to the wrong person, and was an exceptionally shitty 100GET to boot.

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 01:54

>>101 couldn't have done much better.

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 02:38

>>102 is only bitter because he didn't get the chance

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 03:00

>>103 has the dream of a 10000GET

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 12:13

>>104 has the dream of one day becoming a girl.

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 18:33

>>105 has the dream of one day become a man (but he'll never achieve that feat)

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:13

>>106 is responsible for the death of 2channel

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:32

>>107 is the scumsucking lawyer aiding the case against 2channel.

109 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 20:16

love is as unreachable for >>108 as the fifth dimension.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 21:58

>>109 pretends to be Densha Otoko

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 22:57

and hello, guitar otoko

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 23:24

and daily sage

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 23:29

>>112 likes to sage because it makes the pain go away.

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 02:06

>>113 is secretly >>112

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:51

>>114
Posts at regular timed intervals ITT, but shares a name with others, to appear as somebody with an erattic internet connection.

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 05:30

>>115's tragic affliction with Tourette's syndrome causes him to hit his enter key at inappropriate moments.

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 06:11

>>116 is still looking for the "any" key.

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