>>643 once attempted to sniff glue by pouring it into his nostrils.
>>644 wishes that glue WAS the worst thing he had ever put in his nose.
>>646 Has no need for a wand when he practices gay magic; he uses his nose instead.
>>647 just uses his own "wand" to practice gay magic, if you know what I mean.
>>648 sure does love that moronic "gay magic" bullshit.
This whole thread is a testament to why DQN sucks now.
>>652 desires the "penu" part rather than the "vaginu" part.
>>654 has publicly shared his SAT score in his posting. Combined SAT score.
Likes to have sex with random men at bathrooms of gay bars.
>>661 sticks his pOnOs in cold metallic clockwork ladies
>>663 was openly hated by his parents, and with good reason. Bedwetter.
>>664 openly hated his parents, and with good reason. Bedwetters.
>>669 is obsessed with shota
(also, this is 668 here, I'm not 662, only the mods know for sure)
>>677 is intimately familiar with avian anatomy, particularly the rectum
>>680 Is proud of the fact that he's made out of seagull fecal matter.
I predict >>695 is incapable of insulting people in the future too.
>>698 figured someone else could call the cops about it.
>>701 saw the film "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", now he never answers the door because he's scared it might be someone he insulted on the internet
>>703 only gets visitors from the FBI interested in the contents of his hard drive.
>>704 only gets visitors from the KKK interested in the hours when he is home alone.
>>705 only gets grammarians who can't parse his garbled attempts at insults.
>>706 only gets nerds who use the word "parse" in everyday conversation.
>>709 keeps falling in love with clippy, the helpful microsoft office aid.
>>710 keeps falling in love with cocky, the helpful marital aid.
Nigra
>>714 can't even form a coherent sentence, let alone insult anyone!
>>715 can't even form a coherent erection, let alone have sex with anyone!
>>716's country can't even hold a coherent election, let alone vote for anyone!
>>717 thinks the impossiblility theory is bunk and believes fair elections can actually be held
>>719 has fantasies about having a bigger wand then his cat.
>>723 doesn't know how to stash prons, resulting in embarassment for both his family members and himself
>>724 stashes his incest prons in full view of his family members, but they still haven't taken the hint
>>725 father picked up on his sister's hints, and he was conceived soon after.
>>727 was born as a result of neanderthal weapon research