Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>329 bathes in monosodium glutamate to enhance his flavour.
>>330 boils instant ramen in the bathwater afterwards. He claims it to be the tastiest food on Earth.
>>332 is too closed-buttocked to try prostate massagers.
>>333 pretends to be half-evil while prancing about with prostate massagers up his butt.
>>337 is unaware that said thumb inexplicably tastes of sweet sweet strawberry pie!
>>339 has the IQ of a cup of flour, one of the ingredients used to make strawberry pie.
>>343 is the /a/sshole that is destroying the internet.
>>344 is the /x/enophobe that is coming up with all these 4chan denizen descriptor nouns.
>>349 apparently thinks one who is unable to pee is able to help themselves do so, a sure sign of mental deficiency.
Not mentally retarded, >>350 is still a boring examply of yet another of thos losers unable to tap even a drop of creativity. So he gets lost in stating the plain obvious.
>>352 not only doesn't have any gay magic, but also doesn't have any magic of any kind.
>>354 is going to camp in front of the bookstore a week in advance of the issuing of Harry Potter 7. And yet he's gonna fail to get a copy.
>>356 Was going to leak HP7 info on the internet, but couldn't figure out how to use WinRAR,Winzip, or something like that
>>357 Was quite relieved to here this, and wrote many a SnapexHarry fanfic to celebrate.
>>361 eats his boogers with fava beans and a nice chianti.
>>367 is the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
>>375 was caught masturbating at his best friend's 16th birthday party and never lived it down.
>>383 engages in an exercise in futility, calling out 4channers as 4channers call out Gaia
>>386 would know, from some of the bytes and from seeing quite a few douches in his time
>>389 shops for his pinku bento boxes at Army surplus stores.
>>392 Persists in posting the "etou" meme despite the fact that no one cares about it anymore.
>>401 is such a loser that he cares about things like numbergets.
im depressed. sometimes i feel so feminine. all of the other boys play in the yard while i type upon the computer. my body feels awkward in my clothes. everyone assumes i play world of warcraft all day. i don't think i even relate to men anymore, or women, or children, or grandpa's and grandma's for that matter. i'm like a fragile little wisp of magic.
>>407 thought that this was the "ITT we insult ourselves" thread.
>>408 thought that this was the "ITT we insult the reader's intelligence" thread.
>>409 isn't nearly as good as Windex for cleaning windows.
>>410's tongue isn't nearly as good as a toilet brush covered in concentrated bleach for removing dried and crusty feces stains.