Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>436 carries out his Gawd-given duty to spread his AIDS.
>>440 is incapable of distinguishing between his arse and his elbow.
>>446 is ten years old.
>>449 is a six year old... Panda.
>>451 rolled his eyes at me and I grabbed them and kept them, so there.
>>452 has an eyeball-touching fetish, which is scorned even by diaper fetishists.
>>455 just resorts to accusing people of being aroused by unusual acts.
>>456 is aroused by accusations of other peoples' arousal due to unusual acts.
>>459 can't fucking read timestamps
>>463 can't tell the difference between "ote" and "orta".
>>467 thinks overtone singing is the only music worth listening to.
>>468 takes pride in his complete collection of Kenny G albums.
>>469 takes pride in his collection of sailor moon dolls, which is limited to figures of sailor Uranus, though.
>>472 believes himself to be a vampire. Likes to dress entirely in black, except his mother makes sure he wears clean white underwear.
>>474 believes himself to be an asswipe. Likes to dress entirely in brown, and his mother gave up on making sure he wears clean white underwear.
>>475 has a clean white underwear fetish. Gets totally excited in a clothesstore
>>476 has a dirty stained underwear fetish. Gets totally exited in a laundromat.
>>477 has a thing for gay guys washing their underwear. Gets totally entered in a laundromat.
>>479 owns and operates a laundry-themed gay bar.
>>481 is a hikki and will protect the value of that term if he comes accross anyone who will misuse it.
>>485 digs up ancient insults that weren't even particularly good when they were new.
>>489 fetishises Asia Carrera, but wouldn't stick it in her pooper.
>>492 has 8 children, and named them all Asia Carrera, despite the fact that all 8 are boys.
>>494 faps to the aforementioned boys named Asia Carrera.
>>494 insulted himself. It's probably because of gay magic. Or Asia Carrera. But definitely one of those two.
>>495 thinks it would be odd to fap to Asia Carrera, the hottest of hot. What a gaywad.
>>496 thinks "gaylord" is an insult appropriate to offspring of the landed gentry
Squeeks sucks this is not new news.
>>499 is a nice little poster from a 4chan board. He is a newbie too.
>>500 is VIP QUALITY
>>501 is disgusted by the frequency of Asia Carrera in the threads but secretly dedicates all his fap to her
>>502 is disgusted by the frequency of Pandas in the threads but secretly dedicates all his fap to them
>>503 wasted two months trying to get Asia Carrera to mate with a panda.
It wasn't her fault. >>504 was said panda, but was simply too afraid of such a assertive sexy woman. after two months, Carrera gave up trying
>>505 was tasked with the job of 'milking' the Panda for it's 'fluids'. Did it for free.
>>506 was the panda fluffer, and paid for the privilege.
>>513's quality is lower than whale shit, which as we all know is at the bottom of the ocean.
And here we have the repugnant >>514, a scavenging fish for the most part, subsisting on whale feces and the occasional dead mollusk.
>>516 doesn't care about Asia Carrera. Because he's a Panda.
>>517 doesn't care about pandas, even though he is one.
Likes "pink socks", and not the ones that turn up in the washing machine (usually).