ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

366 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 09:22

>>365 sucks dick for bus fare and then walks home.

367 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 09:24

>>366 sucks dick for free and then walks to >>365's place.

368 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:22

>>367 is the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

369 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:28

>>368 is the kind of person who would still be grateful for >>367 buttsechsing him, because >>367 is the only person who would ever even give him so much as a second glance.

370 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:39

>>369 carved the word "buttsechs" into his desk.

371 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:43

>>370 attempted to repair the surface of >>369's desk with glue and wood shavings.

372 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:43

>>371 fapped into >>370's bottle of glue.

373 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:45

>>372 is a panda.

374 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:46

>>373 is a pa-pa-panda.

375 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:56

>>374 tried to get a Slowpoke combo on /b/.

376 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:58

>>375 was caught masturbating at his best friend's 16th birthday party and never lived it down.

377 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:01

>>376 caught >>375 masturbating at his 16th birthday party and made his little sister anally rape him with her 21" strap-on.

378 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:31

>>377 insulted the wrong poster.

379 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:39

>>378 videotaped the events >>377 mentioned for later viewing.

380 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:04

>>379 paid him over 9000 dollars for a copy.

381 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:33

>>380 found a torrent and downloaded it instead.

382 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:35

>>381 is the one who always /r/s in /t/.

383 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:48

>>382 is the one who always confuses 4-ch with 4chan.

384 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:34

>>383 engages in an exercise in futility, calling out 4channers as 4channers call out Gaia

385 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:37

>>384 would know, because he's a Gaiafag.

386 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:51

>>385 wouldn't know, because he's a douchebag.

387 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:57

>>386 would know, from some of the bytes and from seeing quite a few douches in his time

388 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:20

>>387 always shops at all the wrong places.

389 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:26

>>388 shops for his clothes at Parachute World.

390 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:30

>>389 shops for his pinku bento boxes at Army surplus stores.

391 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 23:49

>>390 makes his own. With real pinku.

392 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 07:14

>>391 persists in saying words that are not English.

393 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 13:48

>>392 persists in annoying us.

394 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 13:50

>>392 Persists in posting the "etou" meme despite the fact that no one cares about it anymore.

395 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:14

>>393 persists in being annoyed by inconsequential little things.
>>394 persists in being a verbose slowpoke.

396 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 15:51

>>395 is easily angered over the internet and can't even keep to the thread's rules, such is his need to vent at >>393 and >>394.

397 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:16

>>396 is etou

398 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:17

>>397 is not an English word why did he say it

399 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:21

>>398 is panda.

400 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:22

>>399 is the original insult thread's >>1.

401 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 20:00

>>400 is such a loser that he forgot to 400get.

402 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 20:05

>>401 is such a loser that he cares about things like numbergets.

403 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 21:38

>>400 is all eight of the insult threads' >>1-7392.

404 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 21:40

>>403 was every slowpoke post in all insult threads.

405 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 22:04

>>404 doesn't exist.

406 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 22:19

>>405's method is not allowed.

407 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 22:53

im depressed. sometimes i feel so feminine. all of the other boys play in the yard while i type upon the computer. my body feels awkward in my clothes. everyone assumes i play world of warcraft all day. i don't think i even relate to men anymore, or women, or children, or grandpa's and grandma's for that matter. i'm like a fragile little wisp of magic.

408 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 23:13

>>407 thought that this was the "ITT we insult ourselves" thread.

409 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 23:18

>>408 thought that this was the "ITT we insult the reader's intelligence" thread.

410 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 23:35

>>409 isn't nearly as good as Windex for cleaning windows.

411 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 23:57

>>410's tongue isn't nearly as good as a toilet brush covered in concentrated bleach for removing dried and crusty feces stains.

412 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 16:34

>>411 isn't nearly as good as my last bowel movement.

413 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 17:18

>>412 was the one who left the stains for >>411 to clean up.

414 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 19:34

>>413 is a liar.

415 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 20:06

>>414 is a cheat and a fraud.

416 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 20:16

>>415 killed Dumbledore

417 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 20:19

Despite this knowledge, >>416 blamed Snape for it.

418 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 05:06

>>417
Role plays Harry Potter on neopets.

419 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:43

>>418
Role plays other role players who role play Harry Potter on neopets

420 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 17:14

>>419 is a munchkin.

421 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 19:55

>>420 is an Ewok.

422 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 20:28

>>421 is a Panda

423 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 20:41

>>422's brain can only fit three words in at a time.

424 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:04

>>423 is a Pa-Pa-Panda

425 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:15

>>424 is Genma Saotome.

426 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:18

>>425 is Gosunkugi.

427 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 22:06

>>426 is Happosai

428 Name: : 1993-09-5044 22:23

unlike >>427, who merely is a certified sexual Panda predator.

429 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 22:34

>>428 was molested by >>427

430 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 02:52

>>429 was aroused by >>428 being molested by >>427

431 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 08:29

>>430 has been documenting >>429's state of arousal for several years.

432 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 14:20

>>431 panda desu

433 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 14:53

>>432さんは毎日>>431さんのうんこするところを見てるwww

434 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 17:43

>>433 is www that does feces every day

435 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 19:12

>>434 carries out and is >>433.

436 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:18

>>435 carries out and is AIDS

437 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:22

>>436 carries out his Gawd-given duty to spread his AIDS.

438 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 00:06

>>437 makes love to nigras.

439 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 03:23

>>438 is a cyborg and incapable of love

440 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 07:41

>>439 is incapable of insults.

441 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 09:33

>>440 is incapable of distinguishing between his arse and his elbow.

442 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 17:42

>>1-440 are incapable of distinguishing between >>441's arse and his face.

443 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 22:41

But >>442 fortunately has that ability. That's just to be expected from someone who kissed both for hours upon hours. You have to give him some credit, cuz >>440 had his other arm stuck into his mout up to his elbow, which might have been confusing.

444 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 22:46

>>443 is tl;dr

445 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 23:08

>>444 is ts;dr

446 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 23:28

>>445 is a stinky old poop who smells like an elephant's butt.

447 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 23:58

>>446 is ten years old.

448 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 06:49

>>447 is totally correct there

and also a peer

449 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 07:35

>>448 is eight years old, dude. Eight years old.

450 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 10:31

>>449 is a six year old... Panda.

451 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 11:28

>>450's inherent lameness causes everyone to roll their eyes around him so much that he thinks people always look that way.

452 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 11:35

>>451 rolled his eyes at me and I grabbed them and kept them, so there.

453 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 13:10

>>452 has an eyeball-touching fetish, which is scorned even by diaper fetishists.

454 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 14:13

>>453 is totally cool with that though.

455 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 14:38

>>454 gets totally hot with that thought.

456 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:47

>>455 just resorts to accusing people of being aroused by unusual acts.

457 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:49

>>456 is aroused by accusations of other peoples' arousal due to unusual acts.

458 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:49

>>456 just resorts to pointing out the obvious.

459 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:54

>>458 can't fucking count.

460 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 21:41

>>459 can't fucking read timestamps

461 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 21:54

>>460 can't fuck

462 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 00:53

>>461 is impotent.

463 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 01:32

>>462

Is Jealous.

464 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 02:31

>>463 can't tell the difference between "ote" and "orta".

465 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 11:13

That is not an insult, why did >>464 post it?
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