ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

585 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 10:52

>>1-584 couldn't write a decent insult to save their sorry asses.

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 11:48

>>585 would know, because he's the sort of person who gets insulted a lot.

587 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 13:19

>>586 is a Panda because a whole page has gone by without someone being called a Panda

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588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 17:54

Panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda, bamboo bamboo!!

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 18:11

>>588 is a glow in the dark fuckhat from Guam

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 19:00

>>589 is just jealous.

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 19:21

>>590 is too brain-damaged to construct a proper insult.

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 20:42

Every time >>591 takes a dump, his IQ is reduced by half

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 22:34

Every time >>591 takes a dump, >>592 is removed from his natural habitat.

594 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 23:32

>>593
Is the bamboo-derived Metamucil that was eaten by >>591 and crapped out >>592

And is a Panda.

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 02:57

>>594 is just jealous.

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 05:48

>>595 is a kopipanda

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 07:34

>>596 is just jealous.

598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 09:55

>>597 prides himself on his nickname 'jetplane exhaust'

599 Name: d : 1993-09-5058 10:15

d

600 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 12:04

>>599 just doesn't 600get it.

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 14:52

>>600's effort was for naught.

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 18:24

>>601 is a japanda

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 18:51

>>602 is a pandastani goat herder

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:10

another thread that is no different from other emo threads.

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 00:27

>>604 thinks sage is an insult

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 00:44

>>605 thinks panda is an insult

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:03

>>606 thinks riding a skateboard and playing a guitar at the same time is "cool" but in all honesty he only thinks it's cool because his aunt thinks it's cool.

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:25

>>607 only posts when his mommy approves his posts.

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 02:18

>>608 still calls his mother "mommy".

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 02:22

>>609 still breastfeeds.

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 05:55

>>610 has gynecomastia.

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 07:12

>>611 has nipples which end in penises, which instead of secreting milk, somehow secrete a brown malodorous paste.

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 08:40

>>612 somehow thinks shitting dicknipples are not only an undesirable trait but an insult, failing to realize their true versatility.

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 10:27

>>613 swallowed rope to make a coax using his intestines.

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 12:31

>>614 IS A MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A NIGGA BITCH, DOWNRIGHT STUPID AND MORONIC.

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 13:57

>>615 is a chav with an apple ][

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 16:14

>>616 is a yokel with a goiter

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 17:44

>>617 is a pud with a nub

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:00

>>618 lacks a nub.

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:07

>>619 is Bubb Rubb

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:24

>>620 hangs out with bears and cubs

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:41

>>621 mates with females using a wooden club.

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 19:14

>>622 prefers his anime to include a dub

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 20:08

>>623 sleeps in a dumpster behind a pub

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 20:17

>>624 molests a young boy by rubbing his stub.

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 21:52

>>625 would also do so but can't get a chub.

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:16

>>626 is pro-skub

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 01:42

>>627 enjoys the girl in the tub

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 12:57

>>628 is pro-panda

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 13:02

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631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 16:58

>>630 has gigantic deformed thumbs.

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 17:45

>>631 has tiny deformed penu

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:59

>>632 cannot spell penis, nor did he remember to include an indefinite article.

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 19:08

>>633 intended to post in this thread, but couldn't find it.

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 19:41

>>634 is >>667's mother

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 19:48

After his trip to France, >>635 now attests to anyone that the "Eau Potable" is a very bland wine.

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:50

>>636, on the other hand, has never been to France at all.

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 00:35

>>637 says that like it's a bad thing.

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 08:43

>>638 is an ignorant Amerifag.

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 08:45

>>639 buys his milk in bags.

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 10:35

>>640 works for the gulag

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 14:42

>>641 is an old wizened hag.

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 16:36

>>642 is a /b/tard.

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 16:41

>>643 is a fa/tg/uy.

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 04:51

>>644 is a caprimul/gif/orme

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 05:41

>>645

is// / / / // / / / / / / / / / / / // / . and stuff.

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 12:31

>>646 also tried to get a patent for his invention, called the 'wheel'

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 13:24

>>647 is a jerk

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 14:34

>>648 is a punkass bitch

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 15:50

>>649 looks up to mitchell henderson

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 15:51

>>650 stole Mitchell's iPod.

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 16:27

>>651 was the jackass who left an iPod on Mitchell's grave.

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 18:07

>>652 has no concept of offerings to the dead.

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 18:26

>>653 offers the dead his hot dickings

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:12

>>654 doesn't wait for them to answer, so he can pretend they're reluctant

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:27

>>655 is so repugnant that even the dead really ARE reluctant.

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:42

>>656 is even rejected by his own hand.

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 01:09

>>657 cut off his hand to spite his genitals

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 01:13

>>658 cut off his genitals to spite his ex girlfriend. Oddly enough, his cunning plan failed.

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 21:14

>>659's mother is not an overly attractive woman.

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 21:17

>>660's dental hygiene has been found lacking by six out of eight dentists.

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:00

>>661's dog has no nose

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:02

>>662 lets his dog sodomize him regularly.

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:09

daily

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:17

>>664 can only fit one word at a time into his pre-cambrian brain.

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:19

daily sage

and you never heard of that,

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:29

>>666 is deluded enough to think people are affected in any way by his precious daily sage posts.

Also, he's the debbil.

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 03:31

>>667 is a debbil whebbor w/ chezze

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:01

>>668 is a greebil spankkur

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:15

>>669 is merely a monkey spanker.

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:32

>>670 is a nice person :D

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 00:40

>>671 is a cannibal

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 10:27

>>672 is a follower of Hannibal, and pissed off that Carthage fell to the Romans.

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 17:55

>>673 is a fan of the stupid 1980s TV series "Manimal" and is still upset that NBC cancelled it.

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 18:06

>>674 hopes Ron Moore will do a reimagined "Manimal."

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 18:17

>>675 enjoyed Rob Schneider's "The Animal".

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 19:51

>>676

Actually watched "The Animal".

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 19:55

>>677 also thinks that Animal Planet is a big leftist plot of environmental hippy scum to destroy Western values, according to the schemes set out by the Frankfurt school.

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 20:04

>>678 thinks plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes.

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 23:25

>>679 is a disinformation agent of the New World Order, affiliated with the Tavistock Institute.

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 23:46

>>680's home is in a doorway at Tavistock Square, London.

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 01:26

>>681 lives in a damp shoebox

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 01:45

>>682 is a mite living in >>681's hair and constantly apologizes for >>681's shitty threads on 2ch.

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 03:26

>>683 hasn't even the common courtesy to apologize.

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