ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

685 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 15:06

>>684 is a limp-wristed bisexual whose lukewarm insults do not carry adequate intent

686 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 17:13

>>685 couldn't think of anything better to say.

687 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 21:31

>>686 wouldn't think of anything better to say

688 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 22:55

>>687 shouldn't think of anything better to say, if he's any judge. Unfortunately, he isn't any judge.

689 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 22:56

>>687 can't even think.

690 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 02:25

>>689 is too much of a failure to properly insult >>688, who is coincidentally a huge faggot.

691 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 05:34

>>690's existence is without meaningful impact.

692 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 11:01

>>691's impact is without meaningful existence.

693 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 11:08

>>692's existence will eventually bring about Third Impact.

694 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 13:54

>>693's worst than the movie "Deep Impact"

695 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 13:55

>>694 secretly loves "Deep Impact".

696 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 16:24

>>695 regards the phrase "Deep Impact" as a clever euphemism.

697 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:14

>>696 has deeply impacted fecal matter in his colon.

698 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:43

>>697 Found such deeply impacted fecal matter because he fists other guys with his narrow arm. Some people don't even notice that they were fisted, until they see a fist imprint on their crap.

699 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 00:35

>>698's turds are 21 words too long

700 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:02

>>699
Turds are so huge and hard, the American Standard Champion toilet can't handle them.

701 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:08

>>700 is eating a special diet to attempt to break the world's record for longest turd, currently set at 12 feet, 2 inches.

702 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:11

>>701 Is just angry because he developed the world's biggest prolapse after setting that record.

703 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:16

>>702 is just jealous because he can't manage the fine sphincter control necessary (due to excessive bummings).

704 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 09:17

>>703 completely misunderstood the phrase "bum a fag".

705 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 13:53

>>704 understood it correctly, and got excited anyway.

706 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 16:58

>>705 was the fag

707 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 17:01

>>706 is still the bum

708 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 19:55

>>707 is now the 'a'.

709 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 19:57

>>708 is indeed not any drags 'cos I'm the drag

710 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:59

>>709 is John Travolta

711 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 01:11

>>710
Is a Boeing 707

712 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 01:13

>>711 is an Airbus A380

713 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 01:34

>>712 is the hobo found frozen to death in the wheel well of an Airbus A380.

714 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 01:50

>>713 wheels quite badly

715 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 03:08

>>714 is a square.

716 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 03:10

>>715 is an isosceles triangle

717 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 09:44

>>716 is an obtuse panda

718 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 10:22

>>717 is a scalene painted bear

719 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 10:55

>>718 is a scaly mutant.

720 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 11:00

>>719 is a Communist Nazi Muslim Liberal.

721 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 11:19

>>720 is rejected by communists, nazis, muslims, and liberals

722 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 13:58

>>721 rejects himself.

723 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 14:56

>>722 finds 'Jesus Camp' a sign of hope for America

724 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 15:14

>>723 keeps looking for Jesus.

725 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 17:25

>>724 found him at the bottom of a wine bottle.

726 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 17:27

>>725 found his bottom with the help of the national guard

727 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 17:39

Even the national guard wouldn't help >>726 look for his bottom!

728 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 19:03

>>727 found >>726's bottom, and violated it.

729 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 00:14

>>728 watched and fapped.

730 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 00:15

>>729 watched and wished he could find his dick and fap too.

731 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 00:59

>>730 found >>729's dick, and violated it.

732 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 01:07

>>731's dick has an inviolable EULA

733 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 03:01

>>732 plays the viola.

734 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 03:09

>>733 plays the skin flute

735 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 11:57

>>734 can't play the skin flute.

736 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 14:26

>>735 wishes to give >>734 lessons on how to play the skin flute.

737 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 14:42

>>736 does not understand quantum mechanics

738 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:12

>>737 does not understand sub-atomic particle physics.

739 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:39

>>738 does not understand Japanese.

740 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:41

>>739 does not understand Pig Latin.

741 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 19:11

>>740 tasted >>739 thoroughly and was ♪.

742 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 21:27

>>741 has unconsensual sex with 8 year old japanese schoolgirls.

743 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 21:40

>>742 watched while poor >>741 was raped by said schoolgirls.

744 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 21:42

>>742 would know, as they are an 8 year old Japanese schoolgirl.

745 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 22:06

>>744 is slower than the rotation of a white dwarf.

746 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 22:13

>>745 is denser than a neutron star.

747 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 01:42

>>746 giggles like a schoolboy whenever he hears the term "black hole."

748 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 05:43

>>747 giggles whenever he sticks it in the black hole of a schoolboy.

749 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 19:26

>>748 pluralizes buttholes as "anii"

750 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 20:20

>>749 has plural buttholes.

751 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 20:27

>>750 was ripped a new one by >>749 for that remark.

752 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 20:33

>>751 sexed up >>750 new butthole

753 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 21:16

>>752 envies >>750 and lusts after >>751.

754 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 21:37

>>753 is portrayed in http://tinyurl.com/2qvj66

755 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 22:15

>>754 expects True Elitists not to first visit http://preview.tinyurl.com/2qvj66, ruining the surprise. Also, >>754 is portrayed in http://www.tariqkhonji.com/images/pics/panda.jpg

756 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 22:21

>>755 is portrayed in http://tinyurl.com/2s4bxd. So hah.

757 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 00:07

>>756 is accurately represented here: http://tinyurl.com/olves

758 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:06

http://kei.blackmage.org/b/src/1185048758880.jpg is >>757 and a friend (>>757 on left)

759 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:06

>>758 needs to GB2/b/

760 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:08

so does >>759, since nobody gives a fuck about shady links around here.

761 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:34

>>760 has shady kinks.

762 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:46

>>761 is just one big kink

763 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 04:29

>>762 is more kink than man.

764 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 12:43

>>763's kinks made even Asia Carrera vomit uncontrollably.

765 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 23:57

>>764 commissioned SWAP.AVI

766 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 09:18

>>765 commissioned mrhands.avi

767 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 14:35

>>766 Appeared in both films.

768 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 23:13

>>767 shoved a fire fighter's hose up tubgirl's ass

769 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 00:15

>>768 shoved a fire fighter up goatse guy's ass.

770 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 08:18

>>796 smells like a fire hydrant

771 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 08:59

>>770 can't even link to the correct post.

772 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 11:57

>>771 is weaker than green tea

773 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 12:01

>>772 is weaker than white tea

774 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 12:54

>>773 is weak like a whiteboy

775 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 17:36

>>774 pretends to be black to try to intimidate people over the internet.

776 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 18:32

>>775 is a panda.

777 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 23:48

>>776 Is a gay bear that wears a panda costume to anthrocon.

778 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 00:37

>>777 is a fursecuter

779 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 05:06

>>778 finds fursecution awful

780 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 08:40

>>779 thinks he's being fursecuted

781 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 16:43

>>780 has reasons for being fursecuted.

782 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 18:54

>>781 is being fursecuted.

783 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 18:57

>>782 wishes someone would acknowledge his existence by the act of fursecution.

784 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 19:07

>>783 is portrayed in the lower right corner of http://xkcd.com/23/.

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