Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
Even the national guard wouldn't help >>726 look for his bottom!
>>729 watched and wished he could find his dick and fap too.
>>737 does not understand sub-atomic particle physics.
>>741 has unconsensual sex with 8 year old japanese schoolgirls.
>>742 would know, as they are an 8 year old Japanese schoolgirl.
>>746 giggles like a schoolboy whenever he hears the term "black hole."
>>747 giggles whenever he sticks it in the black hole of a schoolboy.
>>753 is portrayed in http://tinyurl.com/2qvj66
>>754 expects True Elitists not to first visit http://preview.tinyurl.com/2qvj66, ruining the surprise. Also, >>754 is portrayed in http://www.tariqkhonji.com/images/pics/panda.jpg
>>755 is portrayed in http://tinyurl.com/2s4bxd. So hah.
>>756 is accurately represented here: http://tinyurl.com/olves
http://kei.blackmage.org/b/src/1185048758880.jpg is >>757 and a friend (>>757 on left)
so does >>759, since nobody gives a fuck about shady links around here.
>>763's kinks made even Asia Carrera vomit uncontrollably.
>>768 shoved a fire fighter up goatse guy's ass.
>>774 pretends to be black to try to intimidate people over the internet.
>>776 Is a gay bear that wears a panda costume to anthrocon.
>>782 wishes someone would acknowledge his existence by the act of fursecution.
>>783 is portrayed in the lower right corner of http://xkcd.com/23/.
>>784 thinks that somebody cares enough to visit some link that's invariably going to be full of fail-aids.
>>795 is the Hamburglar (actually not a burger thief but a convicted Fry-Kid Molester)
>>801 is a quantum superposition of being and/or not being Hitler.
>>804's willy is so small that it can't be observed directly and is therefore subject to phenomena on the quantum level.
>>806 Is gay and not a panda. However, much like a panda, he isn't a bear.
>>809 purges himself regularly for fetishists' pleasure
>>810 purges all of us of pleasure merely by existing.
>>812 Has a larger penis due to a bee sting in the right place.
>>815 could use a bit more study time, as he writes gibberish
>>816 is a classic overeducated underachieving lives with his mom waste of flesh.
>>817 attempted a similar lifestyle, but was far too incompetent to make it through college.
>>818 Made it through college by sucking the dicks of guys in the records keeping department. Though he still can't tell what day Shakespeare died, the records keeping department states that >>818 recited all of the works of Shakespeare from memory in record breaking speed, and without a single error.
>>820's application was rejected by an online diploma-mill.
>>822 never even went to Kindergarten; His parents needed him to pull the plow.
