Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>828 thinks stupid overused catchphrases are cruise control for funny.
>>829 thinks cruise control is cruise control for cruise control.
>>836 Will live about as long as a BK whopper that is withing reach of a fatass.
>>838 Dresses like the Ham-Burgler when his mother is out shopping.
>>841
Enjoys threesomes with his dad and the latest disease infested hooker he comes home with that night.
>>847
Knows all kindergarten insults because he developed a secret hiding place inside the school building.
>>855 is more verbose than a gerbil
>>856 knows a lot more about gerbils than most people do.
>>857 Humps a larger number of gerbils than most people do.
>>863 is so gay he only sticks male gerbils up his ass.
>>864 is so gay the male gerbils he's got stuck up his ass have male girbils up their asses.
>>865's degree of gay requires that a new taxonomy of animals to shove up his rectum be defined
>>869 tells everyone he sees that "swimming really is the best form of exercise", even though he knows that's not really true.
>>870 would like to tell something to everyone he sees, but hasn't seen anyone in over five years
>>872 has a rare mental disorder that causes him to only talk about pubes.
>>876 demands that certain images become memes by obsessively posting over and over in the same thread.
>>877 Saves all of those images and faps to them later.
>>878 can't find porn, and has to be satisfied by typing ( . )( . ) and fapping to that.
>>879 can't type (.)(.), so he faps to nothing at all.
>>880 can't sustain an erection, and so just weeps quietly in the dark.
>>882 brags about about his Otherkin soul being a panda.
>>884 Is human, but had a panda's lung transplanted in when a terrible disease happened.
>>886 Set up a vouyer camera in a public toilet stall, and forgot to take the dust cover off the lens.
>>888 is hung like a horsefly
>>896 uses tampons for his earwax.
And then sucks them dry.
>>901 loves anything ex-lax flavored because he secretly has a scat fetish.
>>904 bought a japanese-made masturbating machine and was disappointed by the lack of friction.
>>905 bought a Japanese-made masturbating machine just to watch it sit there and masturbate.
>>907
Just like the retards above him doesn't realize that wii motes make great butt plugs.
>>914 Is responsible for the divide by zero error on the old library computer.