Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>884 Is human, but had a panda's lung transplanted in when a terrible disease happened.
>>886 Set up a vouyer camera in a public toilet stall, and forgot to take the dust cover off the lens.
>>888 is hung like a horsefly
>>896 uses tampons for his earwax.
And then sucks them dry.
>>901 loves anything ex-lax flavored because he secretly has a scat fetish.
>>904 bought a japanese-made masturbating machine and was disappointed by the lack of friction.
>>905 bought a Japanese-made masturbating machine just to watch it sit there and masturbate.
>>907
Just like the retards above him doesn't realize that wii motes make great butt plugs.
>>914 Is responsible for the divide by zero error on the old library computer.
>>931 Does things "Because it is winter" no matter what the season is.
>>934 thinks using words like 'whereof' makes grade school insults clever again.
>>944 has a shiny spot on his wiener, due to an accident involving a belt sander.
>>945 is the reason the panda thread is becoming more popular than the insult thread. Also, he is a Panda.
>>946 you make it sound like a bad thing, you little panda you.
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>>956 Is capable of nothing except bumping threads and talking like George Bush.
>>963 is the reason why this thread progresses so slowly even though we're nearly at the end. Its all your fault, you toadwash breathing fuck!
>>965 is one of those commenters where you wonder if they are secretly raping their keyboards when typing responses
>>974's black hole is so scary, not even light dares shine on it.
>>975 shines his black hole using special care products
>>976 lubes his black hole so stuff will slip in easier.