Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:
>>0 was not all that insulting.
>>984 is IQ=85
>>985 is Buttdongle.
>>986 is a panda with >>985 shoved up his ass.
>>987 masturbated to >>986 shoving up >>985 in the ass.
>>988 watches people masturbate because his penis got cut off in a bizarre accident while he was participating in creating a gay porno.
>>989 starred in that porno.
>>990 is more creative than a badly watered dusty pot plant by a long shot
>>988 can't even write an insult that makes sense.
>>992 has trouble with natural numbers
>>993 is gay
>>994 is jovial
>>995 is insincere
>>996 is poopy
>>997 is greasy
>>999 is totally awesome