[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] - The Forbidden Garden of DQN @ 4-ch Archives

[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 15:50 [Del]

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

204 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 16:52 [Del]

( ・-・) Hah, Junior makes exactly the same face as me when pricked. So why do you guys call me Beady Eyes?

205 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 17:06 [Del]

(・∀・)　What's that? Haven't had enough yet?
(・∀・)つ/ ( ・-・)

206 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 17:28 [Del]

(・∀・)つ/ -⊂(・-・ ) En garde!

207 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:29 [Del]

Yeowch!　　Yeowch!
( ・O・)つ=⊂(・O・ )

208 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:29 [Del]

( ・-・)つ/ -⊂(・∀・)

209 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:42 [Del]

Yeowch!　　Yeowch!
( ・O・)つ=⊂(・O・ )

(・∀・)つ/ -⊂(・∀・)

210 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 19:26 [Del]

( ´ω`) Settle down, you twits.

211 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 19:27 [Del]

(・∀・) (・∀・) Sorry Grandpa!

212 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 19:42 [Del]

　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
　　　　☆

( ´ω`) Hmm, I can't tell who is wearing the mask.

213 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 19:51 [Del]

((・∀・) Really?
(( ・-・) Why is that?

214 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 20:18 [Del]

( ´ω`) Because you're both wearing a mask, but I can't tell which is THE mask!

215 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 20:32 [Del]

((( ・-・) I don't really see
(((・∀・) What the problem is.

216 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 21:56 [Del]

|∀・) Hey guys, I just got back from th-

(・∀・) What's with all the masks?

217 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 22:14 [Del]

　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
　　　　☆

( ´ω`) That face felt real.

218 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 13:20 [Del]

( ´ω`) That means it's safe to shoot the guys in the masks. I can always get a new Clonepa from the vats.

219 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 15:44 [Del]

(・∀・)　So... how many so far?

220 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 16:58 [Del]

( ´ω`) Dunno, I've lost count.

221 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 22:07 [Del]

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・) Ahaha! Bet you can't tell who I am!

222 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 23:59 [Del]

　　　　　poink 　 YOWCH
　( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・)　((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・)

223 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 01:38 [Del]

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・) That was mean!

224 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 06:43 [Del]

( ╵ ヮ╵) hey Grandpa what's "sex"

225 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 11:10 [Del]

( ´ω`) lets talk about something else my boy

226 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5189 13:11 [Del]

　　　　＿＿＿_
　　　／　　　　＼
　／　　─　　 ─＼
／　　（●）　（●）＼　 Junior, maybe you should google "sex".
|　　　　（__人__）　　 |
/　　　　 ∩ノ ⊃　　／
(　＼　／＿ノ　|　 |
.＼　“　　／＿＿|　 |
　　＼／＿＿＿／

227 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 18:47 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can Bjork be so pretty and so bizarre all at the same time?

228 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 18:59 [Del]

( ´ω`) She's an Icelander, Junior. They're all beautiful and crazy.

229 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 19:20 [Del]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I... I, I thought I was the only one you had eyes for Junior!

230 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 19:41 [Del]

(・∀・) A stud like me's gotta play the field, baby.

231 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 20:37 [Del]

　　　　　poink 　 YOWCH
　( ﾟヮﾟ)つ-( ・O・)　

232 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 21:06 [Del]

( ・-・) What the hell, woman?

233 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 21:24 [Del]

(・∀・) Ha ha ha ha!

234 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 22:19 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, does Bjork even know I exist?

235 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 22:20 [Del]

( ´ω`) She misses you, Junior, but she hasn't met you yet.

236 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 22:47 [Del]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bjork hates you, I showed her a picture and she wondered "Who's the cockroach? I wanna stomp that ugly thing and make sure it's killed by stabbing burning cigarette butts into it".

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Naturally I slapped her. No bitch badmouths my baby!

( ﾟヮﾟ) Junior... I love mittens!

237 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 23:12 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does Mittens think she's part of this conversation?

238 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 01:32 [Del]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't ignore me, Junior.

239 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 12:10 [Del]

(・∀・) Puts Mittens on ignore

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before IRC?

240 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 14:35 [Del]

( ´ω`) We used to meet at Denny's or the malt shop to discuss things.

241 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 14:36 [Del]

( ﾟヮﾟ)

242 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 17:05 [Del]

(・∀・) How do you ban someone from Denny's?

243 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 17:18 [Del]

( ´ω`) The methods used are not appropriate to discuss with someone of your age Junior.

244 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 17:26 [Del]

( ﾟヮﾟ)
( ˃ O˂)
( ﾟ -ﾟ)

245 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 17:29 [Del]

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Cat gotcher tongue?

246 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 17:30 [Del]

( ・-・) Does rum, sodomy and the lash tell you something, Junior?

247 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 17:38 [Del]

(・∀・) Puts Beady Eyes on ignore

248 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5190 18:21 [Del]

(・∀・) Sorry, there was some sort of alien parasite attatched to my brain making me say "Puts ____ on ignore" a bunch, but I accidentally fell, hitting it against the side of a table and killing it, this freeing me from my cognitive oppression.

249 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 18:27 [Del]

( ・-・)

250 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 18:28 [Del]

( ´ω`) Whatever you did, it seems to have worked.

251 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 18:28 [Del]

( ・-・)
( ・-・)
(・-・ )
|彡

252 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 20:37 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is CO2 a pollutant?

253 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 21:43 [Del]

( ´ω`) Yes, you have bad breath.

254 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5191 15:42 [Del]

( ・-・) Hi. I logged back in under a proxy.

( ・-・) Take your pills, Grandpa.

255 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5191 17:57 [Del]

( ´ω`) Thank God you're here. We need someone to clean the septic tank and you're it.

( ´ω`) Get to work.

256 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5191 20:21 [Del]

Mittens, you heard the man, you already got the gloves on.
( ・-・)つ( ﾟ -ﾟ)

257 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5191 20:36 [Del]

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258 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5191 23:29 [Del]

( ・-・) Why are we always holding a top hat when we get kicked off the edge?

259 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5192 01:48 [Del]

( ´ω`) Because you're tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper) and that look just doesn't work for you.

260 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5192 04:03 [Del]

( ・-・) Are you taking me for a Ritz?

261 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5192 11:32 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, were you known as BOON in your younger days?

262 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5192 14:04 [Del]

( ´ω`) Yes, in happier days I was known as Das U-BOON, happily weaving and zipping through the ocean depths.

263 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5192 14:09 [Del]

(・∀・) What happened to your arms then?

264 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 16:22 [Del]

( ´ω`) I got old. It'll happen to you too, Junior.

265 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 18:29 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to be an old fart?

266 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 19:36 [Del]

It's fun. You get to slap the hell out of obstreperous little brats like you.
　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
　　　　☆

267 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 22:45 [Del]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Hey, Junior! What's it like to be an idiot?

268 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 23:33 [Del]

(・∀・) It's just like Shii felt when he "pretended" to be a pedophile!

269 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 00:12 [Del]

( ﾟヮﾟ) So you're just like a pedophile?

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stay away, I'm packing heat in my mittens!

270 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5194 06:40 [Del]

(・∀・) But what about the times we've had mittens? I thought you loved me!

271 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 16:12 [Del]

( ﾟヮﾟ) MITON GA SUKI!

272 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 20:29 [Del]

(・∀・) And I was going to try to use hypnosis to cure you of Tourettes syndrome!

273 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 23:02 [Del]

(;∀;) Grandpa, my RL Grandpa died.

274 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 00:01 [Del]

( ´ω`) Eh, it happens. Rejoice in having one less mouth to feed.

275 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 12:52 [Del]

(・∀・) I never looked at it that way. Thanks, Grandpa!

276 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 20:13 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what are the fundamental misapprehensions in drawing a comparison between denial of global warming and denial of the holocaust?

277 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 20:57 [Del]

( ´ω`) Well, it assumes that global warming is as real as the holocaust was. As much as they would have you believe otherwise, the science isn't at all conclusive regarding global warming, whereas we have plenty of solid evidence of the holocaust.

( ´ω`) Also, global warmers are power-hungry cynical interfering sniveling little rat-faced leftist former commie bastard busybodies who hate our freedom and global warming denialists are handsome, rugged folk who insist on, nay, even demand truth and honesty from those who would do us economic harm.

278 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 20:59 [Del]

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　　　　　　　　　　／　　　＼　＜　 As Junior's teacher, I feel compelled to point out that Marxism rocks.
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279 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 22:42 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is my teacher such a blockhead?

280 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5195 23:39 [Del]

( ´ω`) Women took over the educational system and systematically removed everything from it that boys excel at, and then removed everything that boys found even remotely interesting because they hate boys.

281 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 00:01 [Del]

(・∀・) So what exactly are the things that men excel at, and were removed?

282 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 00:12 [Del]

( ´ω`) Competition, science, math, music, and drawing pictures of guns.

283 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 18:06 [Del]

( ´ω`) It is said that the native americans used every part of the mitten, but the truth is that they'd unravel them indiscriminately and leave most of the yarn for the scavengers.

284 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 18:13 [Del]

(・∀・) Wait what?

285 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 18:22 [Del]

( ´ω`) So to protect our colonies from the selfish and abusive acts of the governments of Earth, we broke the anchor station loose, and the elevator cable came crashing down, faster and faster as it wrapped around Mars, creating an equatorial canyon deeper than any other in the solar system. For months after that, we easily shot down their incoming troop ships, and Mars was free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty, we were free at last!

286 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 18:25 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa!

287 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 18:27 [Del]

( ´ω`) We had them beat, but those damned Mumak riders ruined it all when they finally made it to the battlefield. Fortunately, the easterlings never really managed to properly domesticate them, and we were able to drive them into a panicked stampede into the river, where the current took the damned things away forever.

( ´ω`) Only then did the Army of the Dead finally get their act together. Buncha miscreants, I tell ya...

288 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 18:30 [Del]

( ´ω`) They were all "These mittens were made by the dead, and the dead keep them!" and "These haggis sammiches were made by the Scots and the Scots keep them" and "These koalakangagators were roasted by the Australians and the Australians keep them" and they'd never shut up!

289 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 18:32 [Del]

( ´ω`) Mark my words, Junior. The mittens are not what they seem.

290 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 20:38 [Del]

>>285 >>287 >>288 >>289

lol jOO so rAnDom XD XD XD

291 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 20:46 [Del]

(・∀・) Holy crap the thread is haunted!

292 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 21:59 [Del]

( ﾟ -ﾟ)... I want to stab people.

293 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 22:39 [Del]

( ´ω`) Here's a knife. Beady Eyes is over there. Go to work.

294 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5196 22:59 [Del]

( ﾟ -ﾟ)つ-( ・O・)
( ﾟ -ﾟ)...
( ﾟヮﾟ)つ-( ・O・) THIS IS FUN

295 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 00:52 [Del]

(・∀・) Oh my, I still got Beady on ignore... there!

　　　　　　　YOWCH!
( ﾟヮﾟ)つ-( ・O・)

(・∀・) HA HA HA HA

296 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 15:50 [Del]

Eat a bullet!
( ﾟヮﾟ);y=ｰ( ・-・)･∵. AGHH!!

297 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 15:50 [Del]

( x-x=

298 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 19:50 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Mitten became a homicidal psycho bitch?

299 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 19:51 [Del]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what would you do if when you came home,
(・∀・) the plastic had melted and so had the chrome?

300 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 19:52 [Del]

( ´ω`) She just nattered on about mittens and stuff that little girls like.

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 20:06 [Del]

(・∀・) So the melted chrome & plastic?

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5197 20:49 [Del]

( ´ω`) I would let Child Services smack you around for burning down my vintage Chevrolet.

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 14:11 [Del]

(・∀・) What if your friends were the plastic and the chromium too?

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[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5176 15:50 [Del]

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205 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 17:06 [Del]

206 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 17:28 [Del]

207 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 18:29 [Del]

208 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 18:29 [Del]

209 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 18:42 [Del]

210 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 19:26 [Del]

211 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 19:27 [Del]

212 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 19:42 [Del]

213 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 19:51 [Del]

214 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 20:18 [Del]

215 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 20:32 [Del]

216 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 21:56 [Del]

217 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5187 22:14 [Del]

218 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5188 13:20 [Del]

219 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5188 15:44 [Del]

220 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5188 16:58 [Del]

221 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5188 22:07 [Del]

222 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5188 23:59 [Del]

223 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 01:38 [Del]

224 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 06:43 [Del]

225 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 11:10 [Del]

226 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5189 13:11 [Del]

227 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 18:47 [Del]

228 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 18:59 [Del]

229 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 19:20 [Del]

230 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 19:41 [Del]

231 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 20:37 [Del]

232 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 21:06 [Del]

233 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 21:24 [Del]

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236 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5189 22:47 [Del]

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238 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5190 01:32 [Del]

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242 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5190 17:05 [Del]

243 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5190 17:18 [Del]

244 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5190 17:26 [Del]

245 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5190 17:29 [Del]

246 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5190 17:30 [Del]

247 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5190 17:38 [Del]