[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 17:42

( ´ω`) I would let Beady Eyes adopt you.

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:44

( ◕ ヮ◕) Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun, nothing left to do but to run, run, run...
( ◕ ヮ◕) Um, can you help me find my thread?

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 01:12

( ´ω`) Two doors down the hall on the left.

( ´ω`) Goddamn hippy.

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 16:22

(・∀・) Grandpa, what were the sixties like?

308 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 18:05

( ´ω`) I Can't tell you Junior. I spent three tours in 'Nam smoking heroin out of the barrel of my gun untill my brain leaked out my ears. All I remember is taking two VC bullets in my ass.

309 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 20:40

(・∀・) Those Victory Cola people were pretty mean! Double-plus mean!

310 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 22:17

( ´ω`) Not as mean as those Eastasians. They were always our enemy!

311 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 22:54

( ´ω`) Not as mean as those Eurasians. They were always our enemy!

312 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 23:20

(・∀・) You're double-plus posting again grandpa.

313 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 23:58

( ´ω`) Aren't you late for the Two Minute Hissyfit?

314 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 05:08

(・∀・) I think you confuse me with Beady Eyes again.

315 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 05:34

( ´ω`) Shut up, my eyesight is still perfect. Now go find Junior and tell him to get back here.

316 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 12:11

( ・-・) Yes cramps, I'm here.

317 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 12:46

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))-・) ow how typical OW i hate you OW
　　　　　☆

318 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 16:35

( ´ω`) Shut up and eat your chocolate ration, prole.

319 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 16:35

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like when Eastasia was our ally?

320 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 18:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we all decided to show we'd read 1984?

321 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 18:30

( ´ω`) Read what now?

( ´ω`) Back in '84, Hard & Mondale really screwed up their run for president. Served the goddamn hippies right.

322 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 20:42

(・∀・) Gee, you really hate hippies, don't you?

323 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 21:05

( ◕ ヮ◕) Hihihi, the old coot could never hate me.

324 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 23:32

──　=≡∧__∧　
── =≡（　´ω`）　 ≡　No hippy chicks!
─　=≡○_　　 ⊂)=　 ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ◕ ヮ◕） gnarly!
──　=≡ >　　 ＿_　ノ )）< 　 ＞ 　-=　〉皿　 つ
─　=≡　 (　／　≡ 　　 ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､　>>
── .=≡( ノ　=≡　　 　　　　　　　　-=　 し'
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|　　　人　
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 |　　（＿_）　　　人　　　　　　　
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 |　 （＿＿） 　（＿_）　　
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 | 〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜

325 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 17:55

( ´ω`) Hippies are totally empty, their minds are really useless, they have no sense of humor, and they've got nothing left to laugh about including themselves.

326 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 18:48

(　･ิm･ิ) ...

327 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:15

( ´ω`) Silent as usual. You never did have anything useful to say.

328 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:59

( ・-・) Don't worry, I can speak more than enough for two people.

329 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, why did you kill grandma?

330 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 22:07

( ´ω`) Bitch got outta line.

331 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 10:34

(・∀・)But Grandpa why do you always buy 2 tickets to Northfield

332 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 15:24

　　　　　　　　　　　おっぱい！
　　　　　　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　　　おっぱい　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　おっぱい！　∩　　　∩　ﾉ)　　　おっぱい！
　おっぱい！　　川　∩ 川彡'三つ　　おっぱい！
おっぱい！　⊂ミ∩､⊂ミ∩彡⊃　　　　おっぱい！ Can't touch this, you old fart!
おっぱい！⊂三ミ(　・∀・)彡三彡三⊃　おっぱい！ My whirlwind punches will smack down the senile tyrant!
おっぱい！　⊂彡川⊂彡川ミ⊃　　　　おっぱい！ For great justice, launch zig a zig aaahh!
おっぱい！⊂彡川∪⊃ Ｕ川彡⊃　　　おっぱい！
　おっぱい！　(ノ ∪　　川　∪ミ)　　おっぱい！
　　おっぱい！　　　　　 ∪ 　　　　おっぱい！
　　　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　　　　　　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　　　　　　　　　　　おっぱい！

333 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 18:12

　　　　　　　　　　　おっぱい！
( ´ω`)...　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　　　おっぱい　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　おっぱい！　∩　　　∩　ﾉ)　　　おっぱい！
　おっぱい！　　川　∩ 川彡'三つ　　おっぱい！
おっぱい！　⊂ミ∩､⊂ミ∩彡⊃　　　　おっぱい！ Wheee!
おっぱい！⊂三ミ(　・∀・)彡三彡三⊃　おっぱい！ I am the king
おっぱい！　⊂彡川⊂彡川ミ⊃　　　　おっぱい！ of Happy Slaps!
おっぱい！⊂彡川∪⊃ Ｕ川彡⊃　　　おっぱい！
　おっぱい！　(ノ ∪　　川　∪ミ)　　おっぱい！
　　おっぱい！　　　　　 ∪ 　　　　おっぱい！
　　　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　　　　　　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　　　　　　　　　　　おっぱい！

334 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 18:13

And now is my moment to strike!
　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
　　　　　☆

335 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 18:15

( ´ω`) It's all in the timing, my boy.

336 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 18:29

　　　　　　　　　　　おっぱい！
　　　　　　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　　　おっぱい　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　おっぱい！　∩　　　∩　ﾉ)　　　おっぱい！
　おっぱい！　　川　∩ 川彡'三つ　　おっぱい！
おっぱい！　⊂ミ∩､⊂ミ∩彡⊃　　　　おっぱい！
おっぱい！⊂三ミ(　・∀・)彡三彡三⊃　おっぱい！ REVENGE!
おっぱい！　⊂彡川⊂彡川ミ⊃　　　　おっぱい！
おっぱい！⊂彡川∪⊃ Ｕ川彡⊃　　　おっぱい！
　おっぱい！　(ノ ∪　　川　∪ミ)　　おっぱい☆
　　おっぱい！　　　　　 ∪ 　　　　おっぱい☆))ω`) ow ow WTF ow ow spare an old man OW
　　　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！　おっぱい☆
　　　　　　　　おっぱい！　おっぱい！
　　　　　　　　　　　　おっぱい！

337 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 05:04

(#´ω`) Where did you get all those boobs, anyway?

338 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 05:10

(・∀・) I know a plastic surgeon in Chiba. He throws out dozens of the things every week.

339 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 12:24

(#´ω`) What happens when they go past their sell by date?

(・∀・) They sag and slap even better, old fart.

340 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 14:58

>>331

( ´ω`) Gotta take Shii along. His lolicar is broke.

341 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 19:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, when I'm being as much of a jerk as I was in >>332, why haven't you killed me?

342 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 19:51

( ´ω`) Slappy breasts reminds me of Grandma.

( ´ω`) Wait, didn't I dispose of her...?

343 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 20:41

　@@@@
@( ´д`)@ Because I'm not dead?

344 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 20:43

( ´ω`) Hush. I'm trying to remember where I hid your dead body.

345 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 22:33

　@@@@
@( ´д`)@ Have you checked behind the sofa?

346 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 02:22

( ´ω`) Of course I did! Do you think I'm senile or something?

347 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 02:34

　@@@@
@( ´д`)@ Quite possibly.

348 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 03:36

(・∀・) Hi, Grandma!

349 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 03:45

　@@@@
@( ´∀`)@ Hi, Junior. Be a dear and help Grandpa look for my corpse, okay?

350 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 09:22

(・∀・) Fuck, I hate corpse runs
Don't you have a recall rune or something?

351 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 16:46

( ・-・) Don't expect me to tank.

352 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 18:57

( ´ω`) We've never expected you to contribute anything useful.

353 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 19:35

( ・-・) Well, at least I always live up to expectations.

354 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 20:52

　@@@@
@( ´∀`)@ In this world consistency is much appreciated. Junior, you should take notes.

355 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 00:23

(・∀・) But I don't have any mittens and my hands are frozen!(・∀・)

356 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 06:40

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, it's winter!

357 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:01

( ´ω`) Still looks like September to me.

358 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 20:37

(・∀・) Then why do I hate myself and want to die?

359 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 21:24

( ´ω`) Because you're an emo whiner who thinks nobody understands you. Alas I understand exactly what you are.

360 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 15:51

(・∀・) Is this the part of the thread where I make a pledge to kill Grandpa? That bit's always a laff riot.

361 Name: ­ : 1993-09-5208 17:23

­

362 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 18:20

( ´ω`) Sure, go ahead. I'm out of material.

363 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 18:23

(・∀・) But now it will seem forced.

364 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 19:28

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow hate you OW kill you OW
　　　　　☆

( ´ω`) See? that wasn't so forced. Even Beady Eyes would laugh at that.

365 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 22:13

( ・-・) I was born unable to laugh. That part of my brain never formed before birth.

366 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 03:41

( ´ω`) Oh that's so sad

( ´ω`) ZzzzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

367 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 07:23

∀・)　　　( ´ω`) ZzzzzzZz

　　Chance!　　　YOWCH!!!
　( ・∀・)つ-( ´ﾟOﾟ`)

368 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 11:25

( ・∀・)Grandpa, are you going to vote?

369 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 14:23

( ´ω`) No. Voting only encourages them.

370 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 15:24

(・∀・) We could always talk about how incredibly pathetic Shii is!

(・∀・) Seriously, look at this stuff! http://ashibaka.deviantart.com/

(・∀・) I have to say the best picture there is the Hazuki one because it shows exactly how much of a creepy fuck-up you are!

371 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 16:12

(・∀・) In tribute to Shii, a.k.a "Avery M." a.k.a Menchi a.k.a Ashibaka

(・∀・) "i went to school with middle with shii and he used to wear all your base shirts"

(・∀・) "im gonna work on a gothic lolita costume... why? i dunno. its gonna be plain and simple. im going to use my dads old tux (if he has one) cut the pants and one of the sleeves and then im going to put red paint on it to look like blood. then im going to buy tights that are like..... crazy! i also gots to get a stripped tie. then im going to go and buy a top hat.like a black one the mad hatter would wear. then im going to use my lovely sicors and kill it! im also going to carry around a toy knife ^.^ i bought some make that has an awsome black stick thing that i can use around my eyes (i tried it on! its fun and easy to wash off but i feel like im still wearing it >.< ) then im going to paint my face puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee white. hee then im going to buy one of those stick things they use for tap dancing. then im going to i dunno hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i cant think of it -.- ill decide later. but i dont think my dad would want me to do that. he'd have a cow! (not to mention my mom.she'll jus go.....insane!)

i think that would be hard tho. oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh wwwwwwweeeeeeeeelllllllllll

as for the dam veriety show. i dunno if i wanna do it. i mean none of us are good singers and ms.luzwiks a real fat bitch! so i dont think we would be able to get into it. well screw her!

if we do im going to sing "funny bunny" by none other than The Pillows! and im going to dress like lain

omg ive read about an 11 yr old girl named Nevada and she killed her friend with a box cutter. i love this image of her tho: [img-nevada]

she's going to be my new theme for livejournal o.0 learn more about her here: http://shii.org/nevada

i wanna cosplay her now >.<

well thats all byby! "

(・∀・) "What crap on my website? If you mean the 404 page, I made that as a
joke after reading an Awful Link of the Day posted a long time ago:

http://loxieandzoot.keenspace.com

I'm sorry I can't draw breasts that well, but the girl was meant to be 18."

(・∀・) "he seriously posts way too much pedo apologist poo poo and i don't understand why he's still posting here "

(・∀・) "God dammit, FYAD is so stupid. -_- They think they can come taunt me on my message board and score points against me as if I cared at all. Seriously, why do they put so much time into bothering me? OMG INTERNET!!!!!111 It's not like I've ever gone out of my way to hurt their feelings or something. I'd bother them on Aim but I want to rise above their level :3 "

(・∀・) "Ok, maybe 13 year olds aren't psychologically ready to have sex yet.

The real question is, why should I care?"

372 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 16:19

(・∀・) I'm mocking someone I've probably never met from the safety of internet anonymity. It's fun.

373 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 16:49

(・∀・) I'm a pedophile apologist. That's fun, too.

374 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 16:58

(・∀・) It's fun to be anonymous!

375 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 16:58

( ・-・) Junior, you seriously need to start taking your pills.

( ・-・) I'm not joking.

376 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 17:11

( ´ω`) Junior, get a life.

377 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 19:15

(・∀・) Okay. I'll see what they have at Kmart.

378 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 19:53

( ´ω`) I bought you at Kmart. You were a Blue Light Special.

379 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 20:19

(・∀・) Is my name Calvin?

380 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 21:30

(　･ิω･ิ) No, son. Your name is ...

(　･ิω･ิ) Come to think of it, we never did name you. Guess it slipped our minds.

381 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 21:50

( ´ω`) We call him Junior! When we're not calling him 'maid.'

382 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 21:54

(　･ิω･ิ) Hell, a name isn't really important for a kid with his future anyway, is it?

383 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 23:40

(・∀・) I want a name! I want a name!

384 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 00:10

(　･ิω･ิ) We named the dog Junior.

385 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 11:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, were you ever a nazi?

386 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 15:11

( ´ω`) Funny, I remember McCarthy asking me that.

387 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 16:37

(・∀・) Was that before or after you sold us out to the Reds?

388 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 18:03

( ´ω`) You weren't born yet, so obviously before I sold you to the reds.

( ;ω;) And all I got in return was a Trabant...

389 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 21:57

(　･ิω･ิ) I remember the pride on your face as you pushed that thing home.

390 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 22:12

( ´ω`) I remember that evening well. After getting home I settled down to watch some TV. Breaking news! Berlin wall falls! So there I was, still stuck with Junior.

(　;ω; ) They cancelled Baywatch that night.

391 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 23:06

(　･ิω･ิ) We drowned our sorrows in champipple.

392 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 18:16

(・∀・) Grandpa, was that back when you had that junkyard business? I seem to remember you always having heart attacks.

393 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 20:45

< /w\> Angularpa is Angular.

394 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 20:49

(　･ิω･ิ) Looks like he's having a heart attack again.

395 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 14:25

｜　　　　　　　　　　　
｜ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　┌┐
│ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　(´ω`)
│ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　｜｜　
│ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　｜｜　
│　　　　　　┌┐　.｜｜
│　 　 　 　（ ・∀・） ＜ Wii is for old farts.
│　 　 　 　 ｜｜　 ｜｜　
│　 ┌┐　 ｜｜　 ｜｜
│　(・ω・)　｜｜　 ｜｜
└─┴┴─┴┴─┴┴──
　　　360　　 PS3　　Wii

｜ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　｜｜
｜ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　｜｜
│ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　｜｜
│ 　 　 　 　 　 　 　｜｜　
│ 　┌┐ 　 　 　 　｜｜　
│　(・ω・)　┌┐　 ｜｜
│　 ｜｜ . （A・）You rad dudes still like me more than...
│　 ｜｜　 ｜｜　 ｜｜　
│　 ｜｜　 ｜｜　 ｜｜
│　 ｜｜　 ｜｜　 ｜｜
└─┴┴─┴┴─┴┴──

396 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 16:24

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you get me for Christmas?

397 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 16:43

( ´ω`) Nothing, you parasite.

398 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 17:38

(・∀・) Sure, like you need allllllll your blood...

399 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 18:46

( ´ω`) Lack of blood makes me wrinkly. I prefer to look younger than my age.

400 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 19:06

(・∀・) So you wanna look 400, then?

401 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 21:17

　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
　　　　　☆

402 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 21:20

( ﾟ ∀・) I think you brain my broke

403 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 21:26

( ´ω`) You never had a broke to begin with.

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