[Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( LƒΦ`) Hello, kids!

350 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 09:22

(EΝE) Fuck, I hate corpse runs
Don't you have a recall rune or something?

351 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 16:46

( E-E) Don't expect me to tank.

352 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 18:57

( LƒΦ`) We've never expected you to contribute anything useful.

353 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 19:35

( E-E) Well, at least I always live up to expectations.

354 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 20:52

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@( LΝ`)@ In this world consistency is much appreciated. Junior, you should take notes.

355 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 00:23

(EΝE) But I don't have any mittens and my hands are frozen!(EΝE)

356 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 06:40

(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, it's winter!

357 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 13:01

( LƒΦ`) Still looks like September to me.

358 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 20:37

(EΝE) Then why do I hate myself and want to die?

359 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 21:24

( LƒΦ`) Because you're an emo whiner who thinks nobody understands you. Alas I understand exactly what you are.

360 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 15:51

(EΝE) Is this the part of the thread where I make a pledge to kill Grandpa? That bit's always a laff riot.

361 Name: ­ : 1993-09-5208 17:23

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362 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 18:20

( LƒΦ`) Sure, go ahead. I'm out of material.

363 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 18:23

(EΝE) But now it will seem forced.

364 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 19:28

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( LƒΦ`) See? that wasn't so forced. Even Beady Eyes would laugh at that.

365 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 22:13

( E-E) I was born unable to laugh. That part of my brain never formed before birth.

366 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 03:41

( LƒΦ`) Oh that's so sad

( LƒΦ`) ZzzzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

367 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 07:23

ΝE)@@@( LƒΦ`) ZzzzzzZz

@@Chance!@@@YOWCH!!!
@( EΝE)‚Β-( LίOί`)

368 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 11:25

( EΝE)Grandpa, are you going to vote?

369 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 14:23

( LƒΦ`) No. Voting only encourages them.

370 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 15:24

(EΝE) We could always talk about how incredibly pathetic Shii is!

(EΝE) Seriously, look at this stuff! http://ashibaka.deviantart.com/

(EΝE) I have to say the best picture there is the Hazuki one because it shows exactly how much of a creepy fuck-up you are!

371 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:12

(EΝE) In tribute to Shii, a.k.a "Avery M." a.k.a Menchi a.k.a Ashibaka

(EΝE) "i went to school with middle with shii and he used to wear all your base shirts"

(EΝE) "im gonna work on a gothic lolita costume... why? i dunno. its gonna be plain and simple. im going to use my dads old tux (if he has one) cut the pants and one of the sleeves and then im going to put red paint on it to look like blood. then im going to buy tights that are like..... crazy! i also gots to get a stripped tie. then im going to go and buy a top hat.like a black one the mad hatter would wear. then im going to use my lovely sicors and kill it! im also going to carry around a toy knife ^.^ i bought some make that has an awsome black stick thing that i can use around my eyes (i tried it on! its fun and easy to wash off but i feel like im still wearing it >.< ) then im going to paint my face puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee white. hee then im going to buy one of those stick things they use for tap dancing. then im going to i dunno hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i cant think of it -.- ill decide later. but i dont think my dad would want me to do that. he'd have a cow! (not to mention my mom.she'll jus go.....insane!)

i think that would be hard tho. oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh wwwwwwweeeeeeeeelllllllllll

as for the dam veriety show. i dunno if i wanna do it. i mean none of us are good singers and ms.luzwiks a real fat bitch! so i dont think we would be able to get into it. well screw her!

if we do im going to sing "funny bunny" by none other than The Pillows! and im going to dress like lain

omg ive read about an 11 yr old girl named Nevada and she killed her friend with a box cutter. i love this image of her tho: [img-nevada]

she's going to be my new theme for livejournal o.0 learn more about her here: http://shii.org/nevada

i wanna cosplay her now >.<

well thats all byby! "

(EΝE) "What crap on my website? If you mean the 404 page, I made that as a
joke after reading an Awful Link of the Day posted a long time ago:

http://loxieandzoot.keenspace.com

I'm sorry I can't draw breasts that well, but the girl was meant to be 18."

(EΝE) "he seriously posts way too much pedo apologist poo poo and i don't understand why he's still posting here "

(EΝE) "God dammit, FYAD is so stupid. -_- They think they can come taunt me on my message board and score points against me as if I cared at all. Seriously, why do they put so much time into bothering me? OMG INTERNET!!!!!111 It's not like I've ever gone out of my way to hurt their feelings or something. I'd bother them on Aim but I want to rise above their level :3 "

(EΝE) "Ok, maybe 13 year olds aren't psychologically ready to have sex yet.

The real question is, why should I care?"

372 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:19

(EΝE) I'm mocking someone I've probably never met from the safety of internet anonymity. It's fun.

373 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:49

(EΝE) I'm a pedophile apologist. That's fun, too.

374 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:58

(EΝE) It's fun to be anonymous!

375 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:58

( E-E) Junior, you seriously need to start taking your pills.

( E-E) I'm not joking.

376 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 17:11

( LƒΦ`) Junior, get a life.

377 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 19:15

(EΝE) Okay. I'll see what they have at Kmart.

378 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 19:53

( LƒΦ`) I bought you at Kmart. You were a Blue Light Special.

379 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 20:19

(EΝE) Is my name Calvin?

380 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 21:30

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) No, son. Your name is ...

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Come to think of it, we never did name you. Guess it slipped our minds.

381 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 21:50

( LƒΦ`) We call him Junior! When we're not calling him 'maid.'

382 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 21:54

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Hell, a name isn't really important for a kid with his future anyway, is it?

383 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 23:40

(EΝE) I want a name! I want a name!

384 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 00:10

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) We named the dog Junior.

385 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 11:42

(EΝE) Grandpa, were you ever a nazi?

386 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 15:11

( LƒΦ`) Funny, I remember McCarthy asking me that.

387 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 16:37

(EΝE) Was that before or after you sold us out to the Reds?

388 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 18:03

( LƒΦ`) You weren't born yet, so obviously before I sold you to the reds.

( ;ƒΦ;) And all I got in return was a Trabant...

389 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 21:57

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I remember the pride on your face as you pushed that thing home.

390 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 22:12

( LƒΦ`) I remember that evening well. After getting home I settled down to watch some TV. Breaking news! Berlin wall falls! So there I was, still stuck with Junior.

(@;ƒΦ; ) They cancelled Baywatch that night.

391 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 23:06

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) We drowned our sorrows in champipple.

392 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 18:16

(EΝE) Grandpa, was that back when you had that junkyard business? I seem to remember you always having heart attacks.

393 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 20:45

< /w\> Angularpa is Angular.

394 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 20:49

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Looks like he's having a heart attack again.

395 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 14:25

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396 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 16:24

(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you get me for Christmas?

397 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 16:43

( LƒΦ`) Nothing, you parasite.

398 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 17:38

(EΝE) Sure, like you need allllllll your blood...

399 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 18:46

( LƒΦ`) Lack of blood makes me wrinkly. I prefer to look younger than my age.

400 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 19:06

(EΝE) So you wanna look 400, then?

401 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 21:17

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402 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 21:20

( ί ΝE) I think you brain my broke

403 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 21:26

( LƒΦ`) You never had a broke to begin with.

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405 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 14:57

(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you do before there was a 404 girl?

406 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 15:04

( LƒΦ`) We'd have to file out a report and then go down to the office of missing pages.

407 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 21:59

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Clonepa's thread so much more interesting than this one?

408 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 22:17

( LƒΦ`) Because you dropped the ball, Junior. Your performance during this thread has been lackluster.

( LƒΦ`) I'm docking your pay if you don't shape up.

409 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 22:18

( EƒΦE) I also got a bigger stage budget.

410 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 23:45

( LƒΦ`) Well, I got a bigger dick.

411 Name: : 1993-09-5219 00:27

\‚`ND ‚sHEN ‚fRANDPA ‚cIED\

412 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 00:29

( LƒΦ`) hmmmm?

413 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 03:49

\I SAID, AND THEN GRANDPA DIED\

414 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 04:46

( LƒΦ`) Okay then, if you say so.
( xƒΦ x) ...

415 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 04:51

(EΝE) If I kiss him will he revive?

416 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 05:10

( xƒΦ x) Try it and you'll be the one who needs reviving.

417 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 12:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's life like when you're dead?

418 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 12:33

( xƒΦx) Brains...

419 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 12:58

(E...E) someone say brains?

420 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 16:59

(EΝE) Don't eat my brains!!

421 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 17:00

( LίƒΦί`) You have brains? When did this happen?

422 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 17:38

(EΝE) I don't, it just seemed like an appropriate thing to yell in such a situation.

423 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 13:26

( LίƒΦί`) I guess if you had brains I would have eaten them a long time ago.

424 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 17:37

(EΝE) Whew! I sure dodged a bullet there!

425 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 17:38

( LƒΦ`) Jeez, it took you two days to find your place in the script?

426 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 18:08

(EΝE) Script? What script?
(EΝE) OH SHI-

427 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 19:54

( LƒΦ`) You've been ad-libbing all this time?

428 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 19:55

( E-E) Wake up Grandpa, you need to take your p-

( E-E) ....

( E-E) Are we taking a break or something?

429 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 21:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was unscripted life like?

430 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 22:05

( LƒΦ`) Like a box of choclits.

431 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 22:49

( E-E) ya never know what ya gonna gi-

( E-E) Oops. Sorry, that was your line.

432 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 04:29

(LƒΦ` ) I'll be in my trailer.

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433 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 07:54

\‚`ND ‚sHEN ‚fRANDPA ‚cIED\

434 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 10:03

( E-E) From overdosing on his pills.

435 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 13:47

Π*ί°ί) And I inherited his vast fortune!

436 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 13:49

i@MƒnLj And I swindled it right out of your hands.

437 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 14:43

Π*ί°ί) I hate you, Darkpa!

438 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 15:17

(EΝE) Bereft of adult leadership, I took up a life of crime.

439 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 15:29

( EƒΦE) I becζˆζame tζˆaζsζˆinnζˆζˆ

440 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 15:44

(L^ิƒΦOิ) I said "DURR" a few more times before going to Harvard and starting a long career in politics.

441 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 16:37

( ί ƒŽί) I still like mittens! Some things never change.

442 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 16:46

( LƒΦ`) What the hell are all you knuckleheads blabbering about?

443 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 16:58

Π*ί°ί) Hi Grandpa! How was being dead?

444 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 19:31

( LƒΦ`) It was like being stuck in a room with all of you for 444 days.

445 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 19:34

Π*ί°ί) I have great news for you. They gave Mom Christmas leave this year.

446 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 23:17

( LƒΦ`) Your mother has a generous pimp.

447 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5224 09:55

( ί ƒŽί) Will she bring mittens!?

448 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5224 14:52

Π*ί°ί) Maybe. She said that the rehab center had her doing crafts as part of her therapy.

449 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 20:34

( LƒΦ`) Great, more macaroni pictures.
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