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( EΝE)Grandpa, are you going to vote?
( LΦ`) No. Voting only encourages them.
(EΝE) We could always talk about how incredibly pathetic Shii is!
(EΝE) Seriously, look at this stuff! http://ashibaka.deviantart.com/
(EΝE) I have to say the best picture there is the Hazuki one because it shows exactly how much of a creepy fuck-up you are!
(EΝE) In tribute to Shii, a.k.a "Avery M." a.k.a Menchi a.k.a Ashibaka
(EΝE) "i went to school with middle with shii and he used to wear all your base shirts"
(EΝE) "im gonna work on a gothic lolita costume... why? i dunno. its gonna be plain and simple. im going to use my dads old tux (if he has one) cut the pants and one of the sleeves and then im going to put red paint on it to look like blood. then im going to buy tights that are like..... crazy! i also gots to get a stripped tie. then im going to go and buy a top hat.like a black one the mad hatter would wear. then im going to use my lovely sicors and kill it! im also going to carry around a toy knife ^.^ i bought some make that has an awsome black stick thing that i can use around my eyes (i tried it on! its fun and easy to wash off but i feel like im still wearing it >.< ) then im going to paint my face puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee white. hee then im going to buy one of those stick things they use for tap dancing. then im going to i dunno hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i cant think of it -.- ill decide later. but i dont think my dad would want me to do that. he'd have a cow! (not to mention my mom.she'll jus go.....insane!)
i think that would be hard tho. oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh wwwwwwweeeeeeeeelllllllllll
as for the dam veriety show. i dunno if i wanna do it. i mean none of us are good singers and ms.luzwiks a real fat bitch! so i dont think we would be able to get into it. well screw her!
if we do im going to sing "funny bunny" by none other than The Pillows! and im going to dress like lain
omg ive read about an 11 yr old girl named Nevada and she killed her friend with a box cutter. i love this image of her tho: [img-nevada]
she's going to be my new theme for livejournal o.0 learn more about her here: http://shii.org/nevada
i wanna cosplay her now >.<
well thats all byby! "
(EΝE) "What crap on my website? If you mean the 404 page, I made that as a
joke after reading an Awful Link of the Day posted a long time ago:
http://loxieandzoot.keenspace.com
I'm sorry I can't draw breasts that well, but the girl was meant to be 18."
(EΝE) "he seriously posts way too much pedo apologist poo poo and i don't understand why he's still posting here "
(EΝE) "God dammit, FYAD is so stupid. -_- They think they can come taunt me on my message board and score points against me as if I cared at all. Seriously, why do they put so much time into bothering me? OMG INTERNET!!!!!111 It's not like I've ever gone out of my way to hurt their feelings or something. I'd bother them on Aim but I want to rise above their level :3 "
(EΝE) "Ok, maybe 13 year olds aren't psychologically ready to have sex yet.
The real question is, why should I care?"
(EΝE) I'm mocking someone I've probably never met from the safety of internet anonymity. It's fun.
(EΝE) I'm a pedophile apologist. That's fun, too.
(EΝE) It's fun to be anonymous!
( E-E) Junior, you seriously need to start taking your pills.
( E-E) I'm not joking.
( LΦ`) Junior, get a life.
(EΝE) Okay. I'll see what they have at Kmart.
( LΦ`) I bought you at Kmart. You were a Blue Light Special.
(EΝE) Is my name Calvin?
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) No, son. Your name is ...
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Come to think of it, we never did name you. Guess it slipped our minds.
( LΦ`) We call him Junior! When we're not calling him 'maid.'
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Hell, a name isn't really important for a kid with his future anyway, is it?
(EΝE) I want a name! I want a name!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) We named the dog Junior.
(EΝE) Grandpa, were you ever a nazi?
( LΦ`) Funny, I remember McCarthy asking me that.
(EΝE) Was that before or after you sold us out to the Reds?
( LΦ`) You weren't born yet, so obviously before I sold you to the reds.
( ;Φ;) And all I got in return was a Trabant...
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I remember the pride on your face as you pushed that thing home.
( LΦ`) I remember that evening well. After getting home I settled down to watch some TV. Breaking news! Berlin wall falls! So there I was, still stuck with Junior.
(@;Φ; ) They cancelled Baywatch that night.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) We drowned our sorrows in champipple.
(EΝE) Grandpa, was that back when you had that junkyard business? I seem to remember you always having heart attacks.
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(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Looks like he's having a heart attack again.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you get me for Christmas?
( LΦ`) Nothing, you parasite.
(EΝE) Sure, like you need allllllll your blood...
( LΦ`) Lack of blood makes me wrinkly. I prefer to look younger than my age.
(EΝE) So you wanna look 400, then?
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you do before there was a 404 girl?
( LΦ`) We'd have to file out a report and then go down to the office of missing pages.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Clonepa's thread so much more interesting than this one?
( LΦ`) Because you dropped the ball, Junior. Your performance during this thread has been lackluster.
( LΦ`) I'm docking your pay if you don't shape up.
( EΦE) I also got a bigger stage budget.
( LΦ`) Well, I got a bigger dick.
\`ND sHEN fRANDPA cIED\
( LΦ`) hmmmm?
\I SAID, AND THEN GRANDPA DIED\
( LΦ`) Okay then, if you say so.
( xΦ x) ...
(EΝE) If I kiss him will he revive?
( xΦ x) Try it and you'll be the one who needs reviving.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what's life like when you're dead?
( xΦx) Brains...
(E...E) someone say brains?
(EΝE) Don't eat my brains!!
( LίΦί`) You have brains? When did this happen?
(EΝE) I don't, it just seemed like an appropriate thing to yell in such a situation.
( LίΦί`) I guess if you had brains I would have eaten them a long time ago.
(EΝE) Whew! I sure dodged a bullet there!
( LΦ`) Jeez, it took you two days to find your place in the script?
(EΝE) Script? What script?
(EΝE) OH SHI-
( LΦ`) You've been ad-libbing all this time?
( E-E) Wake up Grandpa, you need to take your p-
( E-E) ....
( E-E) Are we taking a break or something?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was unscripted life like?
( LΦ`) Like a box of choclits.
( E-E) ya never know what ya gonna gi-
( E-E) Oops. Sorry, that was your line.
(LΦ` ) I'll be in my trailer.
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( E-E) From overdosing on his pills.
Π*ί°ί) And I inherited his vast fortune!
i@MnLj And I swindled it right out of your hands.
Π*ί°ί) I hate you, Darkpa!
(EΝE) Bereft of adult leadership, I took up a life of crime.
( EΦE) I becζζame tζaζsζinnζζ
(L^ิΦOิ) I said "DURR" a few more times before going to Harvard and starting a long career in politics.
( ί ί) I still like mittens! Some things never change.
( LΦ`) What the hell are all you knuckleheads blabbering about?
Π*ί°ί) Hi Grandpa! How was being dead?
( LΦ`) It was like being stuck in a room with all of you for 444 days.
Π*ί°ί) I have great news for you. They gave Mom Christmas leave this year.
( LΦ`) Your mother has a generous pimp.
( ί ί) Will she bring mittens!?
Π*ί°ί) Maybe. She said that the rehab center had her doing crafts as part of her therapy.
( ί ί) Macaronis! Sounds almost like Mittens!
i@EΝEjGrandpa why are you so fat have you consdiered a diet old man haha you will never surpass me now
( LΦ`) Yes, I could never hope to surpass your levels of stupidity, Junior.
( ί ί) Everybody loves mittens, Mittens, MITTENS, MITTENS
(@><) MIIIIT-TEEEENNNSSSS!!!
( ί -ί) Whew, I'm pooped.
(EΝE) Grandpa! Tell us another mildly disturbing fact about your current sex life!
( LΦ`) I use mittens as condoms.
( LΦ`) Volunteer beer taster.
( ί ί) Mittens quality inspector!
(EΝE) Really? Why didn't you stay in the job?
( ί ί) I failed every mitten so I could keep them myself.
(EΝE) Duh, obviously they would fire you for that.
( ί -ί) No, but they set fire to all the failed mittens.
( ί -ί) ...what?
( LΦ`) THAT explains why that masked whore insisted I use mittens as condoms!