[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

550 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 01:35

( ・-・) By the way, I'm taking this GET.

551 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 08:45

(・∀・) Grandpa, how long will it take Beady to figure out that nobody cares about 550?

552 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 13:23

( ´ω`) Let him have his fun. It's all he has, what with his whole extended family dying of lupus.

553 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 20:04

( ・-・) no....

( ・-・) No!

( ・0・) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

554 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5246 20:46

( ・-・) What about 555?

555 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 21:52

(・∀・) 554 GET!

556 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 21:53

(・A・) missed

557 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 22:01

( ´ω`) What's with that vagina face in >>553?

558 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 01:28

(・∀・) He wants a dickgirl to have sex with it like in that cartoon I saw.

559 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 02:53

( ・-・) It's Jissouseiki. Kill it.

560 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 11:04

Gladly.
( ´ω`)つ)━( x-x)

561 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 14:26

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

562 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:11

( ・-・) No!

563 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:12

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

564 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:13

( ´ω`) And there was much rejoicing.

565 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:24

( ・ｰ・) I heard beady eyes died. I'm his kid brother, Beady Eyes. I'll be replacing him from now on.

566 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:45

-=AND THEN ALL THE BEADY EYES DIED=-

567 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:45

( ´ω`) And there was so very much rejoicing.

568 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 15:50

( x-x) ( x-x) 　(x-x ) ( x-x) ( x-x) 　( x-x) (x-x ) ( x-x) ( x-x) ( x-x)
　( x-x) 　( x-x) ( x-x) (x-x ) 　　( x-x) ( x-・) ( x-x) 　

569 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 16:13

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD DIED=-

570 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 16:26

( ´ω`) (・∀・) Except for us.

571 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 16:30

( ´ω`) Well, I guess it's time for us to repopulate the species.

572 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 17:10

-=AND THEN GRANDPA AND JUNIOR DIED=-

573 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 17:21

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　Everyone died.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
　　　　　|

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

574 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 18:46

-=AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD TOO=-

575 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 19:19

( ´ω`) Is this going to turn out to be another TAKE YOUR PILLS GRANDPA FIREPANCE GIGGLESING thing?

576 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 19:29

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 Giggle
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　Sing Giggle
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　Giggle Giggle
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　Sing

577 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 20:34

(・∀・) I think that was "gibbelsig", Grandpa.

578 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 20:56

( ´ω`) You youngsters and your incomprehensible lingo...

579 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 23:10

(・∀・) English is a constantly growing and evolving language, Grandpa.

580 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5247 23:32

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY CAME BACK TO LIFE EXCEPT BEADY EYES=-

581 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 01:01

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES CAME BACK TO LIFE, TOO=-

582 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 01:16

-=ONLY TO DIE OF A HORRIBLY PAINFUL CASE OF BURSITIS=-

583 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 01:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many narrators does this story have?

584 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 01:47

( ´ω`) Not sure. At least one of them has it in for our little pill pusher.

585 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 06:29

(　●∀●) DID SOMEONE SAY PILLS?!

586 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 10:21

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY ATTENDED THE SPLENDID FUNERAL FOR THE MAGNIFICIENT PLUCKY PILL PUSHER=-

587 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 12:03

-=ONLY HE STILL WASN'T QUITE DEAD=-

588 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 12:37

-=BUT THEY BURIED HIM ANYWAY=-

589 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 13:23

-=AND DANCED ON HIS GRAVE=-

590 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 15:11

( ・-・) None of that happened.

591 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 15:23

-=DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT BEADY=-

592 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 15:32

-=JUST BE DEAD AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY=-

593 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 15:37

-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR COMMITTED SUICIDE=-

594 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 16:12

( ・-・) Which one?

595 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 16:59

-=THE ONE THAT LIKED YOU=-

596 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 17:05

( ・-・) oh okay

597 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 17:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the Narrator Infestation of 2008?

598 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 17:32

-=FLASHBACK TO 1993=-

599 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 17:52

( ´ω`) It sure is great living in 1993.

600 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 18:09

(・∀・) It feels like it's been 1993 for 600 years.

601 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5248 18:34

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That's because it has.

602 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 00:17

-=BACK TO THE PRESENT TIME, BUT IN A DIFFERENT PLACE=-

603 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 00:47

　　　　　　　 　 ∧_∧
　　　 　　　 ⊂（･ω･ ）つ-、　
　　　　　 ／／/　　 /_/:::::/ 　Oh darn...
　　　　　 |:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| ／」　　
　　　 ／￣￣旦￣￣￣／|
　　／＿＿＿＿＿＿／ | |
　　| |-----------|

604 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 11:36

-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR REALISED THAT HE WASN'T FUNNY AND SO STOPPED NARRATING. FOREVER. THEN HE DIED.=-

605 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 12:18

( ´ω`) About damned time, too.

606 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 14:17

-=EVERYONE WILL SURELY MISS HIM. ESPECIALLY HIS BELOVED BU-N HERD.=-

607 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 16:18

-=OH WAIT, IS THAT A SENZU BEAN? SWEET.=-

608 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 16:18

(・∀・) Grandpa, why won't the dead narrator shut the hell up?

609 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 16:25

( ⌒-⌒) -=THE NARRATOR IS EVERLASTING, JUNIOR=-

610 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 16:25

( ´ω`) Who is he talking to? And how does he make his voice do that?

611 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 16:28

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) When Star Trek was cancelled, why didn't George Takei become a professional announcer? His voice is excellent.

612 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 16:40

( ´ω`) George Takei is a credit to his race.

( ´ω`) All homosexuals should view him as a role model.

613 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 20:01

( ・-・) He loved to takeit in the rear.

614 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 21:24

(・∀・) Grandpa, why won't Beady Eyes stfu?

615 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 21:56

( ・-・) You want to be georgered up your trekhole, Junior?

616 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:12

(・∀・) I repeat my question, ignoring the corpse.

617 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:46

　　　　　　　　 C∧ ∧
　　 ___　　　　○(´ω` )
　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
　　　　　　　　　　∧
／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Can I speak to Beady Eyes, please?
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

　　　　　 　∧ ∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　 　 　∩・∀・）＜　 I'm sorry, Beady passed away a few days ago.
□………(つ　　| 　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|

618 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:47

　　　　　　　　 C∧ ∧
　　 ___　　　　○(´ω` )
　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
　　　　　　　　　　∧
／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Hi. Is Beady Eyes there?
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

　　　　　 　∧ ∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　 　 　∩・∀・）＜　 Look, I told you before, Beady is DEAD!!
□………(つ　　| 　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|

619 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:48

　　　　　　　　 C∧ ∧
　　 ___　　　　○(´ω` )
　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
　　　　　　　　　　∧
／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Is Beady Eyes at home, please?
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

　　　　　 　∧ ∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　 　 　∩・∀・）＜　 Beady is DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!! Why do you keep calling me?
□………(つ　　| 　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|

620 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:49

　　　　　　　　 C∧ ∧
　　 ___　　　　○(´ω` )
　／◎＼……C｜　 ＼
　　　　　　　　　　∧
／￣￣￣￣￣￣　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| I just love hearing you say it.
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿


Wa Wa Wa Waaaaaaaaaa

621 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:50

( ・-・) Your tears and hatred give me strength.

622 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:51

-=MEANWHILE, THE NARRATOR HITS THE GYM FOR A SHORT CARDIO TRAINING SESSION=-

623 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:55

( ´ω`) What tears would those be? Tears of joyous laughter, perhaps?

624 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 22:57

( ・-・) Any tears will do. I'm versatile.

625 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5249 23:35

-=THE NARRATOR HAS COME BACK HOME. HE IS CHECKING HIS E-MAILS WHILE LISTENING TO 90'S ROCK=-

626 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5250 01:44

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

627 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5250 03:17

( ´ω`) They didn't ask that question back in 1776! No, they didn't have time back in 1776! Back in 1776, they were too busy singing songs!

628 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5250 14:07

( ´ω`) Yankee Doodle came to terms
( ´ω`) Writing Hart and Buber
( ´ω`) Stuck a Fuhrer in the heart
( ´ω`) And called it "Schickelgruber."

629 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 13:48

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do people bump threads that died a natural death ages ago?

630 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 17:00

( ´ω`) They are raising an army of undead to terrorize a nearby town. They used to just hire mercenaries, but it got too expensive.

631 Name: （ ´_⊃｀） : 1993-09-5253 18:09

（ ´_⊃｀） It's up to us to fix it by bumping all the good threads back, isn't it?

632 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 12:43

( ´ω`) You Americans are always interfering in others' bumping.

633 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 12:52

-=THE NARRATOR IS CONSIDERING WHETHER TO INTERFERE TOO=-

634 Name: DOM!nEYcqSSXds : 1993-09-5255 15:12

( ・-・) Hey Yankee! You wanna pills?

635 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 19:05

（ ´_⊃｀） We eat rabbits in America.

636 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 19:31

( ・-・) You eat everything in America.

637 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 20:32

　　Nomnomnom
( ´ω( ・-・)

638 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 00:58

(・∀・) Looks like the jerkwads are gone, Grandpa.

639 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 07:24

( ´ω`) That was a good idea you had, feigning death until they grew uncomfortable enough to go away.

640 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 13:17

)・-・) Biting off my cheek wasn't nice!

641 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 16:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before shift-jis?

642 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 16:55

('w`) You don't want to know.

643 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 19:12

( ;'A') That's horrible!

644 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 19:24

('w`) On the up side, we didn't need as much room.

645 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 19:33

(.-. ) Halp.

646 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 20:22

>>645

)・-・) Good god... how revolting.

647 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 21:01


|~￣￣|
|____†__|
( ´ω`) okay... who made me a priest

648 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 21:44

(・∀・) Are you the Pope?

649 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5259 21:53

+)・-・) Is the Pope Zoroastrian? Of course he's the Pope, Junior! He's the grandpopest of them all. A real poop of a pope. The Grandpoobah of Bob Pope. The popelar choice of every Cardinal Error in the Papican. You get the picture?

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