[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 04:07

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you speaking in that creepy, gravelly voice?

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:08

( ´ω`) All this has been posted before.

( ´ω`) And all this will be posted again...

( ´ω`) Again...

( ´ω`) again...

( ´ω`) again....

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, why haven't the 4channers gone back to 4chan yet? They're breaking the seven posters rule.

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:55

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70 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 14:33

( ´ω`) They'll get bored and gb2 /b/ when they finally realize that this isn't an imageboard, Junior.

71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 17:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is global warming a bad thing?

72 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 17:41

( ´ω`) It would lead to reduced food prices due to excessive crop growth, Junior.

73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 22:36

(・∀・) Then it's okay if I fart in this room now?

74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 00:18

( ・-・) oh fart jokes thats orignal

75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 02:07

( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. Fart your little brains out.

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 04:07

(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!

(・∀・) (poot)

(・∀・) What a relief!

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 04:17

(・∀・) Did we get reduced food prices now?

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 06:39

( ´ω`) No, and you're buying me lunch tomorrow because I lost my appetite right now.

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 11:33

(・∀・) Hope you like Happy Meals, Grandpa.

80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 12:30

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82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 12:43

( ´ω`) The AA Bar is over that way.

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:19

( ・-・) I agree, that's an AA-cup.

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, what killed the dinosaurs?

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:28

( ´ω`) Soccer Moms, SUVs and the Nucleo-Industrial Deathglomerates, my boy.

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:29

( ・-・) Yay for smilfs driving nucular SUVs!!! Women can't drive worth shit but that only makes 'em masters at causing mass extinction events.

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, where can I find a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:44

( ´ω`) At Ame's Guns. They aim to please!

89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 23:03

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is everyone Elder Scrolls: Oblivion a potatohead?

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 02:52

( ´ω`) The internets is run on potatoes Junior

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 02:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by the above delicious flat chest?

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:05

( ´ω`) No. Stop quoting stupid 4chan catchphrases or you're grounded.

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:25

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by your authoritarian nature?

94 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:31

( ´ω`) We run a family website here. It's not okay to be aroused by anything.

( ´ω`) Just for future reference, nobody cares if you have an erection. Nobody.

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:43

(・∀・) God cares!

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 09:03

( ´ω`) God doesn't exist. There is only Grandpa.

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:32

(・∀・) Whoa!

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:35

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99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:48

( ・-・) I just realized that a whole page went by without me shitting it up.

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:50

(・∀・) But what about Tom Cruise, Grandpa?

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:53

( ´ω`) He's only God in Hollywood.

102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:54

( ´ω`) What, no God AA threatening to take over? I guess things are changing for the better after all.

103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 15:41

( ・-・) Hold on, hold on! I'm still drawing it!

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 15:49

(・∀・) Grandpa, where do the little people really live?

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 17:10

( ´ω`) In the city of tiny lights.

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 17:58

(・ω・) That's neate.

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 21:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, where did all the characters we like more than Beady Eyes go?

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 22:51

( ´ω`) They're all in the party room, having a wonderful time.

109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 22:56

( ´ω`) To Oblivion, son. To Oblivion.

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 23:00

( ´ω`) The party room is called Oblivion is what I meant to say.

111 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 05:44

( ・-・) Yeah, cuz everyone in that room is high on my pills.

112 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 15:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it so bloody cold outside?

113 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 16:14

( ´ω`) Because it's winter. Also, global warming.

114 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 18:58

(・∀・) I'll turn the gun on myself

115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 01:03

( ´ω`) Yeah, you do that.

116 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 19:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to be in love?

117 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 20:34

( ´ω`) I see you have problems acknowledging your feelings for Mittens.

118 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 21:10

(・∀・) ...

119 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 22:49

(・∀・) ... that's not what I meant.

(・∀・) Dad said it felt like punching a jar of mayonnaise.

120 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 00:05

( ´ω`) No, it's more like cutting your nuts off halfway while shoving them into a meat grinder, then swallowing all the loose chunks, throwing them up, and swallowing them again.

( ´ω`) Not that I speak from experience. Real men don't fall in love; they use manipulate women around the term.

121 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 00:15

( ・-・) love is like something or other about ice weasels i read it in a life in hell cartoon so its funny okay

122 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 01:16

(・ ・) ITT we get to 100 by "Grandpa".

123 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 01:43

( ´ω`) You have no mouth yet you are the beast that must shout love at the heart of the world.

124 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 02:45

(・∀・) Grandpa, can you dress up like mittens the next time you buttrape me?

125 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 02:48

( ´ω`) I'm not going to dignifiy that with an answer.

126 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 10:02

(( ゚ ヮ゚) I'll happily derail you, if you know what I mean.

127 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 11:38

( ´ω`) Clonepa, enough with the masks already.

128 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 14:04

( ・ω・) Aw hamburgers.

129 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 15:33

( ・-・) WHAT. You acknowledge him, but not me?

130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 16:34

( ´ω`) It's okay Clonepa. You can go downstairs and play with your dolls if you want.

( ・ω・) Yay!

131 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 16:51

(・∀・) Clonepa's pretty fun!

( ´ω`) He has his moments.

132 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 19:41

(・∀・) So why do you grow Clonepas in the basement, Grandpa?

133 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 20:06

( ´ω`) In hopes that one day, one of them will love me.

134 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 20:26

( ・ω・) Pick me! Pick me!

135 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 20:51

( ´ω`) Also, they're cheaper than going to the butcher.

136 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 20:52

( ・ω・) ....

( ・ω・) Pick me! Pick me!

137 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 21:16

( ´ω`) And they're dumb as bricks.

138 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 21:24

( ・ω・) Don't pick me! Don't pick me!

139 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 22:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, where can I get big muscles like yours?

140 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 23:47

( ・ω・) Ignore me! Ignore me!

141 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 01:09

( ´ω`) Eat meat and inject horse testosterone into your eyes and you'll be buffed in no time.

142 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 01:44

        ∧_∧
  (⌒⌒ヽ (  ・ω・) excuse me.
   poot!  ゝ∪   )
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143 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 04:10

   ∧_∧
  (  ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole muscles thing.
  (    )
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144 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 04:43

( ´ω`) Why is this dork back? Where's Security Kitten when you need him.

145 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 05:19

   ∧_∧
  (  ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole leaving interrogatives off of the ends of sentences thing.
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146 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 06:18

        ∧_∧
  (⌒⌒ヽ (  ・ω・) Just exercising my sphincter.
   poot! ゝ∪   )
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147 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 07:43

   ∧_∧
  (  ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole exercising thing.
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148 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 07:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you so popular with the ladies?

149 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 09:09

( ・-・) Ladies love assholes.

150 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 11:49

( ´ω`) I wear Old Spice. Drives 'em wild, Junior.

151 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 13:05

(・∀・) So that's why you smell like a barge!

152 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 13:08

    ∧__∧  ∩
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153 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 14:24

(・ω・) Hit me too! Hit me too!

154 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 15:08

( ´ω`) Your dolls are still waiting for you downstairs.

155 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 15:16

(・ω・) Oh yeah!

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156 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 15:17

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157 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 17:29

(・∀・) Grandpa, just how big is the basement in this thread anyway?

158 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 17:32

( ´ω`) Take the size of nida's penis and divide by 2.

159 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 17:42

(・∀・) So it's a negative space?

160 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:01

( ´ω`) Indeed. It's a place for the eye to rest on the page before diving back into the information packed spaces.

161 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:04

(・∀・) And the comic sans font?

162 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:10

( ´ω`) What about it?

163 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:31

(・∀・) I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE! YOU ANSWER THEM OLD FART!

164 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:34

   ∧__∧  ∩
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165 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 01:18

(( )∀・) It's a good thing you never pay the phone bill, or I'd be calling Child Services right now!

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