( ´ω`) Hello, kids!
(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you speaking in that creepy, gravelly voice?
( ´ω`) All this has been posted before.
( ´ω`) And all this will be posted again...
( ´ω`) Again...
( ´ω`) again...
( ´ω`) again....
(・∀・) Grandpa, why haven't the 4channers gone back to 4chan yet? They're breaking the seven posters rule.
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( ´ω`) They'll get bored and gb2 /b/ when they finally realize that this isn't an imageboard, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is global warming a bad thing?
( ´ω`) It would lead to reduced food prices due to excessive crop growth, Junior.
( ・-・) oh fart jokes thats orignal
( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. Fart your little brains out.
(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!
(・∀・) (poot)
(・∀・) What a relief!
( ´ω`) No, and you're buying me lunch tomorrow because I lost my appetite right now.
(・∀・) Hope you like Happy Meals, Grandpa.
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( ´ω`) The AA Bar is over that way.
( ・-・) I agree, that's an AA-cup.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what killed the dinosaurs?
( ´ω`) Soccer Moms, SUVs and the Nucleo-Industrial Deathglomerates, my boy.
( ・-・) Yay for smilfs driving nucular SUVs!!! Women can't drive worth shit but that only makes 'em masters at causing mass extinction events.
(・∀・) Grandpa, where can I find a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?
( ´ω`) At Ame's Guns. They aim to please!
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is everyone Elder Scrolls: Oblivion a potatohead?
( ´ω`) The internets is run on potatoes Junior
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by the above delicious flat chest?
( ´ω`) No. Stop quoting stupid 4chan catchphrases or you're grounded.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by your authoritarian nature?
( ´ω`) We run a family website here. It's not okay to be aroused by anything.
( ´ω`) Just for future reference, nobody cares if you have an erection. Nobody.
(・∀・) God cares!
( ´ω`) God doesn't exist. There is only Grandpa.
(・∀・) Whoa!
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( ・-・) I just realized that a whole page went by without me shitting it up.
(・∀・) But what about Tom Cruise, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) He's only God in Hollywood.
( ´ω`) What, no God AA threatening to take over? I guess things are changing for the better after all.
( ・-・) Hold on, hold on! I'm still drawing it!
(・∀・) Grandpa, where do the little people really live?
( ´ω`) In the city of tiny lights.
(・∀・) Grandpa, where did all the characters we like more than Beady Eyes go?
( ´ω`) They're all in the party room, having a wonderful time.
( ´ω`) The party room is called Oblivion is what I meant to say.
( ・-・) Yeah, cuz everyone in that room is high on my pills.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it so bloody cold outside?
( ´ω`) Because it's winter. Also, global warming.
(・∀・) I'll turn the gun on myself
( ´ω`) Yeah, you do that.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to be in love?
( ´ω`) I see you have problems acknowledging your feelings for Mittens.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) ... that's not what I meant.
(・∀・) Dad said it felt like punching a jar of mayonnaise.
( ´ω`) No, it's more like cutting your nuts off halfway while shoving them into a meat grinder, then swallowing all the loose chunks, throwing them up, and swallowing them again.
( ´ω`) Not that I speak from experience. Real men don't fall in love; they use manipulate women around the term.
( ・-・) love is like something or other about ice weasels i read it in a life in hell cartoon so its funny okay
(・ ・) ITT we get to 100 by "Grandpa".
( ´ω`) You have no mouth yet you are the beast that must shout love at the heart of the world.
(・∀・) Grandpa, can you dress up like mittens the next time you buttrape me?
( ´ω`) I'm not going to dignifiy that with an answer.
(( ゚ ヮ゚) I'll happily derail you, if you know what I mean.
( ´ω`) Clonepa, enough with the masks already.
( ・ω・) Aw hamburgers.
( ´ω`) It's okay Clonepa. You can go downstairs and play with your dolls if you want.
( ・ω・) Yay!
(・∀・) Clonepa's pretty fun!
( ´ω`) He has his moments.
(・∀・) So why do you grow Clonepas in the basement, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) In hopes that one day, one of them will love me.
( ・ω・) Pick me! Pick me!
( ´ω`) Also, they're cheaper than going to the butcher.
( ・ω・) ....
( ・ω・) Pick me! Pick me!
( ´ω`) And they're dumb as bricks.
( ・ω・) Don't pick me! Don't pick me!
( ・ω・) Ignore me! Ignore me!
( ´ω`) Eat meat and inject horse testosterone into your eyes and you'll be buffed in no time.
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(⌒⌒ヽ ( ・ω・) excuse me.
poot! ゝ∪ )
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( ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole muscles thing.
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( ´ω`) Why is this dork back? Where's Security Kitten when you need him.
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( ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole leaving interrogatives off of the ends of sentences thing.
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(⌒⌒ヽ ( ・ω・) Just exercising my sphincter.
poot! ゝ∪ )
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( ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole exercising thing.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you so popular with the ladies?
( ・-・) Ladies love assholes.
( ´ω`) I wear Old Spice. Drives 'em wild, Junior.
(・∀・) So that's why you smell like a barge!
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(・ω・) Hit me too! Hit me too!
( ´ω`) Your dolls are still waiting for you downstairs.
(・ω・) Oh yeah!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, just how big is the basement in this thread anyway?
( ´ω`) Take the size of nida's penis and divide by 2.
(・∀・) So it's a negative space?
( ´ω`) Indeed. It's a place for the eye to rest on the page before diving back into the information packed spaces.
(・∀・) And the comic sans font?
( ´ω`) What about it?
(・∀・) I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE! YOU ANSWER THEM OLD FART!
(( )∀・) It's a good thing you never pay the phone bill, or I'd be calling Child Services right now!