( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

( ´ω`) That reminds me. Tonight's poker night with those guys.

|ω`) Later!

|彡

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　　　　 ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ Hey, Junior!
　　　　 `! 　　　　　 i Help your old friend Beady Eyes down,
　　　　　ゝ c＿c_,.ノ will you please?
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(・∀・) I have friends?

　　　　　　∧＿∧　
　　　　 ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ Yeah sure whatever.
　　　　 `! 　　　　　 i Just get me down.
　　　　　ゝ c＿c_,.ノ
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(・∀・) Fine, fine.

|∀・) Now where did I leave my blowgun?

|彡

(・-・ ) No, not that...

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　　　　 ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ Ow, my ears just popped.
　　　　 `! 　　　　　 i
　　　　　ゝ c＿c_,.ノ
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(・∀・) I couldn't find my blowgun.

(・∀・) Also, I remembered that I, and by extension everybody else, hate you.

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　　　　 ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ Maybe if you'd just take your pills already
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　　　　　ゝ c＿c_,.ノ
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( ´ω`)つ/ Found my wife's hat pin!

( ´ω`)つ/ Float over here, Beady Eyes, and I'll solve all your problems!

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　　　　　 ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ You are so mean!
　　　　　 `! 　　　　　 i
　　　　　　ゝ c＿c_,.ノ
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　　　　 ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ The cure seems worse than the disease.
　　　　 `! 　　　　　 i　 Maybe I should just fart?
　　　　　ゝ c＿c_,.ノ
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（　 ﾟ ｍﾟ） Please don't.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is best in life?

( ´ω`) Dish Network and a big HDTV.

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　　(⌒⌒ヽ　(　　・-・) Ah, back to earth!
　　　poot!　ゝ∪　　 )
　　丶〜 '´　　(___)__)

( ´ω`)つ/　( ・-・)

　　　　　poink
　( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

(・∀・) Grandpa, is he dead forever?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) In strange aeons, even death may die, Junior.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) (・-・ ) You sadistic little f
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) (・-・ )....
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) (・-・ ) You're creeping me out, old man.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why...

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) !

(・∀・) Never mind.

(・∀・) Grandpa, will this be the new format for us?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) %

(・∀・) Well?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`)

((`ω=ω´))

( ´ω`) Where were we now?

( ´ω`) Oh, yes, I remember.

　　　　　poink
　( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) (・-・ ) You sadistic little f...

( ・-・) I'm outta here.

　　　　　poink
　( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

( ´ω`) I think I have a new hobby!

　　　　　poink
　( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

( ・-・) Why do you guys call me beady eyes anyway? My eyes look just like junior's.

(・∀・) No they don't, you nearsighted baboon!

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) Grandpa, is there something about your history of sexual escapades I should know about?

( ´ω`) Ask your dad. He's got your eyes.

(・∀・) What about Clonepa's eyes? The only difference between you two is that he's a handsome virile young clone while you are an old fart past his prime. You're so weak you barely have the strength to keep your eyes open!

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) What?

((・∀・) Yeah, all you do is sit around and whine and bitch and never actually accomplish anything anymore, why havn't you gotten laid since 1963?

( ´ω`) Clonepa, enough with the masks already.

　　okay.
( ・ω・) つ(・∀・)

( ・ω・)つ- (・∀・) Don't you dare poke me with that!

((´ﾟωﾟ`)つ/ (・∀・) ...

((´ﾟωﾟ`))つ-( ・O・) POIK!

( ・-・) Hah, Junior makes exactly the same face as me when pricked. So why do you guys call me Beady Eyes?

(・∀・)　What's that? Haven't had enough yet?
(・∀・)つ/ ( ・-・)

(・∀・)つ/ -⊂(・-・ ) En garde!

Yeowch!　　Yeowch!
( ・O・)つ=⊂(・O・ )

( ・-・)つ/ -⊂(・∀・)

Yeowch!　　Yeowch!
( ・O・)つ=⊂(・O・ )

(・∀・)つ/ -⊂(・∀・)

( ´ω`) Settle down, you twits.

(・∀・) (・∀・) Sorry Grandpa!

　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
　　　　☆

　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
　　　　☆

( ´ω`) Hmm, I can't tell who is wearing the mask.

((・∀・) Really?
(( ・-・) Why is that?

( ´ω`) Because you're both wearing a mask, but I can't tell which is THE mask!

((( ・-・) I don't really see
(((・∀・) What the problem is.

|∀・) Hey guys, I just got back from th-

(・∀・) What's with all the masks?

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　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
　　　　☆

( ´ω`) That face felt real.

( ´ω`) That means it's safe to shoot the guys in the masks. I can always get a new Clonepa from the vats.

( ´ω`) Dunno, I've lost count.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・) Ahaha! Bet you can't tell who I am!

　　　　　poink 　 YOWCH
　( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・)　((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・)

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・) That was mean!

( ╵ ヮ╵) hey Grandpa what's "sex"

( ´ω`) lets talk about something else my boy

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　　　／　　 　 　＼
　 ／　　─　 　 ─＼
／ 　　 （●） 　（●） ＼　 Junior, maybe you should google "sex".
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/　　　　 ∩ノ ⊃　　／
(　 ＼　／ ＿ノ　|　 |
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　　＼ ／＿＿＿ ／

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can Bjork be so pretty and so bizarre all at the same time?

( ´ω`) She's an Icelander, Junior. They're all beautiful and crazy.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I... I, I thought I was the only one you had eyes for Junior!

(・∀・) A stud like me's gotta play the field, baby.

　　　　　poink 　 YOWCH
　( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ-( ・O・)　

( ・-・) What the hell, woman?

(・∀・) Ha ha ha ha!

(・∀・) Grandpa, does Bjork even know I exist?

( ´ω`) She misses you, Junior, but she hasn't met you yet.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bjork hates you, I showed her a picture and she wondered "Who's the cockroach? I wanna stomp that ugly thing and make sure it's killed by stabbing burning cigarette butts into it".

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Naturally I slapped her. No bitch badmouths my baby!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Junior... I love mittens!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does Mittens think she's part of this conversation?

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't ignore me, Junior.

(・∀・) Puts Mittens on ignore

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before IRC?

( ´ω`) We used to meet at Denny's or the malt shop to discuss things.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

(・∀・) How do you ban someone from Denny's?

( ´ω`) The methods used are not appropriate to discuss with someone of your age Junior.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ˃ O˂)
( ﾟ -ﾟ)

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Cat gotcher tongue?

( ・-・) Does rum, sodomy and the lash tell you something, Junior?

(・∀・) Puts Beady Eyes on ignore

(・∀・) Sorry, there was some sort of alien parasite attatched to my brain making me say "Puts ____ on ignore" a bunch, but I accidentally fell, hitting it against the side of a table and killing it, this freeing me from my cognitive oppression.

( ・-・)

( ´ω`) Whatever you did, it seems to have worked.

( ・-・)
( ・-・)
(・-・ )
|彡

(・∀・) Grandpa, is CO2 a pollutant?

( ´ω`) Yes, you have bad breath.

( ・-・) Hi. I logged back in under a proxy.

( ・-・) Take your pills, Grandpa.

( ´ω`) Thank God you're here. We need someone to clean the septic tank and you're it.

( ´ω`) Get to work.

Mittens, you heard the man, you already got the gloves on.
( ・-・)つ( ﾟ -ﾟ)

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( ・-・) Why are we always holding a top hat when we get kicked off the edge?

( ´ω`) Because you're tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper) and that look just doesn't work for you.

( ・-・) Are you taking me for a Ritz?

(・∀・) Grandpa, were you known as BOON in your younger days?

( ´ω`) Yes, in happier days I was known as Das U-BOON, happily weaving and zipping through the ocean depths.

(・∀・) What happened to your arms then?

( ´ω`) I got old. It'll happen to you too, Junior.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to be an old fart?