( ´ω`) Hello, kids!
(・∀・) We could harness the power of methane. Lighters ready when he shows his gimmick.
( ・-・) I WAS going to be dead, but it looks like you simply can't continue the thread without me.
(・∀・) I still think we should cremate him.
( ´ω`) I second the motion.
( ・-・) but cremation is painful if I'm still alive.
(・∀・) Motion carried! I'll get the gasoline!
( ・-・) Looks like it's time to change my elemental affinity!
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从ﾉ.::;;火;;;从;; 从））ﾞ Whoops, too late.
从::;;;;;ﾉ ）;;从;;;;;从
从;;;;;::人 ；ﾉ;从;;;;;从人￣|
(・∀・) Yay!
(・∀・) Who should we burn next?
( ´ω`) Well, I do have a few too many clones in the basement.
( ・ω・) Pick me! Pick me!
( ´ω`) Not you. One of the others.
(・∀・) Grandpa -WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?!?!?
( ´ω`) Not loving you enough. I don't regret it one bit, either.
(・∀・) FLUNK! Answering honestly.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Start.
( ´ω`)
(・∀・) Staring contest. GO!
(・∀・) I farted. Hahaha. It's my secret weapon in Staring Contests, it allows me to be perfectly fine while staring, and enjoying watching my enemy squint and water builds up as their eyes BURN FROM MY ROTTEN STENCH!! There is a possibility I may win with this secret skill of mine.
( ´ω`)
( ・ω・) Due to a cloning mistake, I have no eyelids.
( ・ω・) You cannot win.
( ´ω`) ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZz
(・-・ ) Is this my cue? Good.
( ・-・) Wake up, Grandpa! Time to take your pills!
(・∀・) Dude, you are like three whole threads behind. We did that bit a long time ago.
( ・-・) Seriously?
( ・-・) Um... how did it do?
(・∀・) Grandpa took his pills and we all thought it was hilarious and you were all "I have to go now. My planet needs me." and you left on a rocket ship and you were never seen again.
( ・-・) Seriously?
( ・-・) Well then... ♫LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIN!!!♫
( ´ω`) It's just a jump to the left.
(・∀・)( ´ω`)( ・-・) And then a step to the ri-i-i-ght!
( ´ω`) Put your hands on your hips.
( ・-・) And take your pills.
( ・-・) LET'S TAKE OUR PILL ILLS AGAIN!
( ´ω`) You've only got the one joke, don't you?
( ・-・) Squeeks fired my writers.
( ・-・) Besides, so does everybody else.
(・∀・) Everybody else fires their writers?
( ・-・) Everybody else takes their pills.
(・∀・)( ´ω`)( ・-・) Everybody know human ri-i-i-ght?
( ・ω・) I
( ・ω・) like
( ・ω・) big
( ・ω・) butts and I cannot lie
>>779
Bu they give me oldman smell. Y'know, pee and unwashed golfing uniforms.
( ・-・) You're a disembodied voice, you have no smell. You don't even have a butt so Clonepa totally hates you man.
( ・-・) take your pills, beady-eyes.
( ・-・) Clonepa, Clonepa, Clonepa... if you didn't keep dying you would remember that shtick is getting old.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Beady Eyes talking to himself?
( ´ω`) He has no friends.
( ・ω・) What a loser!
( ・-・)
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|彡
( ´ω`) Check my butt for flying monkeys, he finally got the hint.
(・∀・) Yay!
|・-・) 800get.
|彡
Im special
( ´ω`) And I am old. Your point?
( ´ω`) Get down from there!
( ´ω`) I'm not calling 911 if you fall from up there and break your idiot head open!
( ´ω`) I will punch you in the face if you don't get off the namefield! Now, get off the field! GET OFF THE FIELD!! GET OFF THE DAMN FIELD!!
( ´ω`) .....
(・∀・) It's really dusty up there. You should clean out the name field now and then, Grandpa.
o o o
( ´ω`) Don't worry, I'll flush 'em. Wouldn't want anyone to take them without a prescription.
( ・ω・) Holy shit! I just realized that Grandpa thread series has been up for more than a year...
( ´ω`) What are you blabbering about? We started in September 93, and it's still September 93.
(´ε(○＝(・∀・ ) Shut up Grandpa! I don't want to hear about this never-ending nightmare we live in!
∧__∧ ∩
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
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( ・ω・) MY GAWD JUST LOOK AT THOSE TWO GO! THE CARNAGE! THE BRUTALITY!
∧__∧ ∩ Don't be a wiseass. You're next.
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))ω・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
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(()ω・) Hidoi desu!
(()∀・) Etou... Hai hai, yeah that's the word.
∧__∧ ∩ that is not an english word why did you say it
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
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(()∀・) Etou... gomennasai gomennasai gomennasai!!! Yeah, that's what Rena said.
( ≖‿≖) Etou...
( ・-・) You guys look like you're hurt. You should take some-
( ・-(○ミ thunk
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( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?
(・∀・) Ha ha ha ha!
( ・ω・) Hee hee hee!
( ○ω○) NOTHING CAN WITHSTAND MY NERF GUN EYES
( ´ω`) The people just won't understand nerf gun eyes. You're fired.
( ○ω○) GIVE ME A CHANCE!
(・∀・) Give him a chance!
( ･ิω･ิ) Give him a chance!
( ・-・) He annoys you, so give him a chance.
( ・-(○ミ thunk
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( ・-・)っ○ Quit it!
( ´ω`) Keep doing that to Beady and you're in.
( ○ω○) YAY!
( ○ω●) ((○ pop!
pop! ○)) (●ω● )
( ●ω●) Despair, for I am actually the Akirame miko!
( ・-(●ミ thunk
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( ・-(● Ewwww, it's sticky.
(・∀・) Hahaha, sticky this shit modds!
( ○ω○) O.K, Junior.
(・∀(○ミ Thwunk
(・∀(○ I'm calling Child Protection Services! You'll be sorry soon!
( ´ω`) Ask 'em if we're still on for Tuesday Night Poker.
( ●ω●) I'll be breathing down your neck if you don't give me back my balls.
( ○ω○) Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth! ♫
( ´ω`) This is what I get for not firing that guy earlier. Damn you all.
( ´ω(○ミ thunk
( ´ω(●ミ knuht
( ○ω )
( ´ω`) This ball gimmick has gone too far. Now stop it, all of you.
( ´ω(○ミ